CARAMEL, _Maire de Blancheville._

I started that evening. In the course of the following day I reached

Blancheville. The people, in their holiday attire, were gathered

in thousands at the railway station. M. CARAMEL, accompanied by the

_Préfet_ and the _Sous-Préfet,_ all in their tricolor sashes, was

the first to greet me. Saluting me on both cheeks, he called upon the

world to witness that this was indeed a great day for Blancheville. My

escort, under the command of General Count CROUTAUPOT, then formed

up. I mounted the gilded Car of Victory, specially provided for the

celebration, and, amidst the plaudits of the assembled millions, I was

drawn by a specially-selected band of _Enfants de la Patrie_ (a sort

of body-guard, composed entirely of the French aristocracy) to the

palace, which had been prepared for my reception. At the banquet, in

the Town Hall, the healths of the QUEEN and of M. CARNOT were followed

by a lengthy speech, in English, from my brother CARAMEL (we have

sworn fraternity), in which he declared that the centuries looked down

and redazed in this joice, and that it was a delight for him to

carry a toast to the illustrious visitor who had deigned to come

to Blancheville. On the following day the ceremony took place. I

transcribe and translate from _Le Petit Colporteur de Blancheville_,

the chief local journal, an account of what took place.

"On this day, so great and glorious for our France, it is not possible

to refrain from tears of joy and satisfaction. We have made him

_Rosier en perpétuité de Blancheville_, him the proudest and most

sympathetic writer who has dazzled Europe since the great and

illustrious PLUMEAU" (a local author of repute) "departed from us.

The history of this day must be written. Let us essay to do it as it

should be done. In the early morning twelve selected maidens, robed in

muslin and lilies, sang the _Tocsin de la Patrie_ outside the Palace

where our guest reposed. Soon afterwards he himself appeared in

flowing white garments, and showered blessings upon their heads. He

descended. He entered the four-in-hand-teams which the _Maire_ had,

as a compliment to England, made up with a _char-à-banc_ of the

neighbourhood. Thus he was drawn to the Market Place, where some of

our bravest veterans fired in his honour a thundering salute. The

beautiful and admirable Madame CARAMEL then advanced to him with a

wreath of roses in her hand. She crowned him with it, saying, 'Wear

this for Blancheville. Nobly hast thou earned it.' With difficulty the

illustrious author preserved his calm. A tear sparkled in his eye. He

bent low, and in a voice choked with emotion, thanked the citizens of

our town. Then mounting on a milk-white steed, and surrounded by the

young men of the district, he received from the _Préfet_ the Prix

Montyon for virtue."

The rest is too flattering. I am hastening home. The QUEEN has been

graciously pleased to permit me to wear the Prix Montyon at Court. Can

a man want more? Yours, in all humility,

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