VOL. 99.

August 30, 1890.

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"WHY NOT LIVE OUT OF LONDON?"

SIR,--Capital subject recently started _Daily Telegraph_, with

the above title. Just what I've been saying to my wife for

years past. "Why don't _you and the family_ live out of

London," I have asked. And she has invariably replied, "Oh,

yes, and what would _you_ be doing in London?" I impress upon

her that being the "bread-winner" (beautiful word, this!) my

duty is to be on the spot where the bread is won. I prove

to her, in figures, that it is much cheaper for her and the

family to live out of town, and for me to come down and

see them, occasionally. Isn't it cheaper for one to go to a

theatre than four? Well, this applies everywhere all round.

With my Club and a good room I could get on very well and very

reasonably in London, and in the country my wife and family

_would positively save enormously_ by my absence, _as only the

necessaries of life would be required_. Dressing would be next

to nothing, so to speak, and they'd be out of reach of the

temptations which London offers to those who love theatre

entertainments, lunches at pastrycooks', shows, and shopping.

Yes, emphatically, I repeat, "Why not live out of London?"

_But she won't._

Yours,

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