_Westminster Gazette._
Surrey should have been at home, where HAYES and HITCH would have found
an excellent third in Old Sol, who shone at his best.
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"CLACTON.--A Lady would be glad to hear of anyone wishing to Join
House-Party from August 14th to September 10th. Minute from sea and
ten golf links."--_Advt. in "Times."_
Personally we find that, at our usual rate of divot-removing, five
golf-links will last us a month. Ten is an unnecessary extravagance.
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Illustration: _Polite little boy_ (_suffering from repletion_). "OH,
PLEASE MISS, DON'T ASK ME TO HAVE ANY MORE; I CAN'T SAY NO."
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