Illustration: _She._ "HERBERT, I CAN'T FIND MY BATHING-DRESS ANYWHERE!"

_He._ "SEE IF YOU'VE GOT IT ON."

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"Young M'Pherson, the Blackford jumper, is anxious to fix up a match

for a long jump with anybody in Scotland. A week ago he did 5-1/2

ft., but he asserts he can beat this hollow if called upon."

_Edinburgh Evening News._

If M'PHERSON will say just how young he is, we will find a suitable

nephew to take him on. Tommy (aged eight) did 6 ft. 1 in. yesterday, but

asserts that he slipped.

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