THE SUSCEPTIBLE AMERICAN.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful singer named Miss Iris Bewlay.

Every now and then she gave a recital, and it was always crowded. She

was chosen to sing "God save the King" at bazaars and Primrose League

meetings; her rendering of "Home, Sweet Home" moistened every eye.

Hostesses wishing to be really in the swim engaged her to sing during

after-dinner conversation for enormous fees.

When Miss Iris Bewlay was approaching the forties and adding every day

to her wealth, another Miss Bewlay--not Iris, but Gladys, and no

relation whatever--was gradually improving her gift of song with a

well-known teacher, for it was Miss Gladys Bewlay's intention, with her

parents' strong approval, to become a professional. She had not, it is

true, her illustrious namesake's commanding presence or powerful

register, but her voice was sweet and refined and she might easily have

a future.

It happened that a susceptible music-loving American staying in London

for a short time was taken by some English friends to a concert at which

Miss Iris Bewlay was singing, and he fell at once a victim to her tones.

Never before had he heard a voice which so thrilled and moved him. He

returned to his hotel enraptured, and awoke with but one desire and that

was to hear Miss Bewlay again.

"Say, where is a Miss Bewlay singing to-night?" he asked the hotel

porter.

The porter searched all the concert announcements, but found no mention

of the great name. In the end he advised a visit to one of the ticket

libraries, and off the enthusiast hurried.

Now it happened that this very evening was the one chosen for the

_debut_, before a number of invited friends, of Miss Gladys Bewlay, and

one of the guests chanced to be at the ticket library at the moment the

susceptible American entered and fired his question at the clerk.

"Say, can you tell me where Miss Bewlay is singing to-night?" he said.

The clerk having no information, the susceptible American was turning

away when the guest of the other Bewlay family ventured to address him

with the information that Miss Bewlay was singing that evening at a

private gathering at one of the halls.

"Couldn't I get in?" the American asked.

"It's private," said the lady. "It's only for the friends of the

family."

"Let me take down the address, anyway," said he, and took it down.

That evening, just before Miss Gladys Bewlay's first song, a visiting

card was handed to one of her brothers, with the statement that a

gentleman desired the pleasure of a moment's interview on a matter of

great importance.

"See here," said the gentleman, and it was none other than the

susceptible American, "I'm just crazy about Miss Bewlay's singing. They

tell me she's here to-night. Now I know it's a strange thing to ask, but

I want to know if you can't just let me lean against a pillar somewhere

at the back while she's singing, and then I'll go right away. It's my

last chance for some time, you see. I go back to America to-morrow."

The brother, not a little impressed by his sister's magnetism, all

unsuspected in a _debutante_, and imagining the American to have heard

her at a lesson, said he saw no reason why this little scheme should not

be carried out; and so the American entered and took up an obscure

position; and in a short while Miss Bewlay ascended the platform and

began to sing.

When she had finished the American approached one of the guests and

begged to be told the name of the singer.

"Miss Bewlay," said the guest. "It's her first appearance to-night."

"Miss Bewlay," gasped the American. "Then there are two of them. You say

this is her first appearance?"

"Yes."

"Then she's very young?"

"Only about twenty."

The American returned to his corner, and the second song began.

Whatever disappointment his ears may have suffered it would have been

obvious to close observers that his eyes were contented enough. They

rested on the fair young singer with delight and admiration, and when

she had finished there was no applause like the susceptible American's.

When Miss Bewlay's brother had gradually worked his way to the back of

the room, he found the American in an ecstasy.

"She's great," he said. "Say, would it be too much to ask you to

introduce me?"

"Not at all," said the brother, who was as pleased at his sister's

success as though it were his own.

The American did not return to his own country the next day, nor for

many days after; and when he did he was engaged to Miss Gladys Bewlay.

Isn't that a pretty fairy story? and almost every word of it is true.

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Illustration: "MY DEAR OLD FELLOW! WHAT'S THE MATTER? THE SEA'S LIKE A

DUCK-POND!"

"I KNOW, OLD BOY--BUT I'VE TAKEN SIX--DIFFERENT--REMEDIES."

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