CHAPTER XII

FATE ARRANGES FOR J. RUFUS AN OPPORTUNITY TO MANUFACTURE SALES RECORDERS

It was not until their train had passed beyond the last suburb that

Wallingford, ensconced in the sleeper drawing room, was able to resume

his accustomed cheerfulness.

"Sure you have that bundle of American passports all right, Fanny?" he

inquired.

"They're perfectly safe, but I'm glad to be rid of them," she answered

listlessly, and opening her hand bag she emptied it of its contents,

then, with a small penknife, loosened the false bottom in it. From

underneath this she drew a flat package of thousand-dollar bills and

handed them to him.

"Forty of them!" gloated Wallingford, counting them over. Then he

pounded upon his knees and laughed. "I can see Starvation Neil when he

has to tell his jay delegates that I drew out every cent the day after I

lost my bank book. I'd been missing too many things that never turned up

again. I fixed them to-night, too. Although I didn't need to do it to

be on the law's safe side, I hustled out before we started and swore to

a notary that I signed that check under coercion; and they'll get that

affidavit before the check and the injunction!"

Mrs. Wallingford did not join him in the shoulder-heaving laugh which

followed.

"I don't like it, Jim," she urged. "You're growing worse all the time,

and some day you'll overstep the bounds. And have you noticed another

thing? Our money never does us any good."

"You'll wake up when we get settled down some place to enjoy ourselves.

I don't believe you know how well you like fine dresses and diamonds,

and to live on the fat of the land. You know what this little bundle of

comfort means? That we're the salt of the earth while it lasts; that for

a solid year we may have not only all the luxuries in the world, but

everybody we meet will try to make life pleasant for us."

To that end Wallingford secured a suite of rooms at two hundred dollars

per week the moment they landed in New York, and began to live at a

corresponding rate. He gave himself no regret for yesterday and no care

for to-morrow, but let each extravagant moment take care of itself. It

was such intervals as this, between her husband's more than doubtful

"business" operations, that reconciled Mrs. Wallingford to their mode of

life, or, rather, that numbed the moral sensibilities which lie dormant

in every woman. While they were merely spending money she was content to

play the _grande dame_, to dress herself in exquisite toilettes and

bedeck herself with brilliant gems, to go among other birds of fine

feathers that congregated at the more exclusive public places, though

she made no friends among them, to be surrounded by every luxury that

money could purchase, to have her every whim gratified by the mere

pressing of a button. As for Wallingford, to be a prince of spenders, to

find new and gaudy methods of display, to have people turn as he passed

by and ask who he might be; these things made existence worth while.

Only one thing--his restless spirit--kept him from pursuing this

uneventful path until all of his forty thousand dollars was gone. After

two months of slothful ease, something more exciting became imperative,

and just then the racing season began and supplied that need. Every

afternoon they drove out to the track, and there Wallingford bet

thousands as another man might bet fives. There could be but one end to

this, but he did not care. What did it matter whether he spent his money

a trifle more or less quickly? There was plenty of it within his broad

hunting grounds, and when what he had was gone he had only to go capture

more; so it was no shock one morning to count over his resources and

find that he had but a fragment left of what he had laughingly termed

his "insurance fund." Upon that same morning an urgent telegram was

delivered to him from "Blackie" Daw. He read it with a whistle of

surprise and passed it over to his wife without comment.

"You're not going?" she asked with much concern, passing the message

back to him.

"Of course I am," he promptly told her. "Blackie's the only man I could

depend upon to get me out of a similar scrape."

"But, Jim," she protested; "you just now said that you have barely over

six thousand left."

"That's all right," he assured her. "I'd have to get out and hustle in

less than a month anyhow, at the rate we're going. I'll just take

Blackie's five thousand, and a couple of hundred over for expenses. You

keep the balance of the money and we'll get out of these apartments at

once. I'll get you nice accommodations at about twenty a week, and

before I come back I'll have something stirred up."

Secretly, he was rather pleased with the turn affairs had taken.

Inaction was beginning to pall upon him, and this message that called

urgently upon him to take an immediate trip out of town was entirely to

his liking. Within an hour he had transferred his wife into comfortable

quarters and was on his way to the train. He had very little margin of

time, but, slight as it was, the grinning Fate which presided over his

destinies had opportunity to arrange a meeting for him. Even as he

pointed out his luggage to a running porter, a fussy little German in

very new-looking clothes which fitted almost like tailor-made, had

rushed back to the gates of the train shed where the conductor stood

with his eyes fixed intently on his watch, his left hand poised ready to

raise.

"I left my umbrella," spluttered the passenger.

"No time," declared the autocrat, not gruffly or unkindly, but in a tone

of virtuous devotion to duty.

The little German's eyes glared through his spectacles, his face puffed

red, his gray mustache bristled.

"But it's my wife's umbrella!" he urged, as if that might make a

difference.

The brass-buttoned slave to duty did not even smile. He raised his hand,

and in a moment more the potent wave of his wrist would have sent Number

Eighteen plunging on her westward way. In that moment, however, the

Pullman conductor, waiting with him, clutched the blue arm of authority.

"Hold her a second," he advised, and with his thumb pointed far up the

platform. "Here comes from a dollar up for everybody. He's rode with me

before."

The captain of Eighteen gave a swift glance and was satisfied.

"Sure. I know him," he said of the newcomer; then he turned to the still

desperately hopeful passenger and relented. "Run!" he directed briefly.

Wallingford, who had secured for Carl Klug this boon, merely by an

opportune arrival, was not hurrying. He was too large a man to hurry, so

a depot porter was doing it for him. The porter plunged on in advance,

springing heavily from one bent leg to the other, weighted down with a

hat box in one hand, a huge Gladstone bag in the other and a suit case

under each arm. The perspiration was streaming down his face, but he

was quite content. Behind him stalked J. Rufus, carrying only a cane and

gloves; but more, for him, would have seemed absurd, for when he moved

the background seemed to advance with him, he was so broad of shoulder

and of chest and of girth. Dignity radiated from his frame and carriage,

good humor from his big face, wealth from every line and crease of his

garments; and it was no matter for wonder that even the rigid schedule

of Number Eighteen was glad to extend to this master of circumstances

its small fraction of elasticity.

One of the Pullman porters from up the train caught a glimpse of his

approach and came running back to snatch up two of the pieces of

luggage. It did not matter to him whether the impressive gentleman was

riding in his coach or not; he was anxious to help on mere general

principles, and was even more so when the depot porter, dropping the

luggage inside the gate, broke into glorious sunrise over the crinkling

green certificate of merit that was handed him. The Pullman conductor

only asked to what city the man was bound, then he too snatched up a

suit case and a bag and raced with the porter to take them on board,

calling out as he ran the car into which the luggage must go. To

Wallingford their activity gave profound satisfaction, and he paused to

hand the conductor a counterpart to the huge black cigar he was then

smoking. It had no band of any sort upon it, but the conductor judged

the cigar by the man. It was not less than three for a dollar, he was

sure.

"Pretty close figuring, old man," observed Wallingford cordially.

The conductor's smile, while gracious enough, was only fleeting, for

this thing of being responsible for Eighteen was an anxious business,

the gravity of which the traveling public should be taught to appreciate

more.

"We're nearly a minute off now," he said, "and I've let myself in to

wait for a Dutchman I let run out when I saw you coming. There he is.

Third car up for you, sir," and he ran up to the steps of the second car

himself.

The missing passenger came tearing through the gates just as Wallingford

went up the car steps. The conductor held his hand aloft, and the

engineer, looking back, impatiently clanged his bell. The porter picked

up his stepping-box and jumped on after his tip, but he looked out to

watch the little German racing with all his might up the platform, and

did not withdraw his head until the belated one, all legs and arms,

scrambled upon the train. Instantly the wheels began to revolve, both

vestibule doors were closed with a slam, and a moment later Carl Klug,

puffing and panting, dropped upon a seat in the smoking compartment,

opposite to the calm J. Rufus Wallingford, without breath--and without

his umbrella.

"_Schrecklich!_" he exploded when he could talk. "They are all thieves

here. I leave my umbrella in the waiting-room five minutes, I go back

and it is gone. Gone! And it was my wife's umbrella!"

Under ordinary circumstances Mr. Klug, whose thirty years of residence

in America had not altogether destroyed certain old-country notions of

caste, would not have ventured to address this lordly-looking stranger,

but at present he was angry and simply must open the vials of his wrath

to some one. He met with no repulse. Mr. Wallingford was not one to

repulse strangers of even modest competence. He only laughed. A score of

jovial wrinkles sprang about his half-closed eyes, and his pink face

grew pinker.

"Right you are," he agreed. "When I'm in this town I keep everything

I've got right in front of me, and if I want to look the other way I

edge around on the other side of my grips."

Mr. Klug digested this idea for a moment, and then he, too, laughed,

though not with the abandon of Mr. Wallingford. He could not so soon

forget his wife's umbrella.

"It is so," he admitted. "I have been here three days, and every man I

had any business with ought to be in _jail_!"

A sudden thought as he came to this last word made Mr. Klug lay almost

shrieking emphasis upon it, and smack both fists upon his knees. He

craned his head forward, his eyes glared through his spectacles, his

cheeks puffed out and his mustache bristled. Wallingford surveyed him

with careful appraisement. The clothing was ready made, but it was a

very good quality of its kind. The man's face was an intelligent one and

told of careful, concentrated effort. His hands were lean and rough, the

fingers were supple and the outer joints bent back, particularly those

of the thumb, which described almost a half circle. The insides of the

fingers were seamed and crossed with countless little black lines. From

all this the man was a mechanic, and a skilled one. Those fingers dealt

deftly with small parts, and years of grimy oil had blackened those

innumerable cuts and scratches.

"Did they sting you?" Wallingford inquired with a dawning interest that

was more than courteous sympathy.

"I guess _not_!" snapped Mr. Klug triumphantly, and the other made quick

note of the fact that the man was familiar with current slang. "I was

too smart for them." Then, after a reflective pause, he added: "Maybe.

They might steal my patent some way."

Patent! Mr. Wallingford's small, thick ears suddenly twitched forward.

"Been trying to sell one?" he asked, pausing with his cigar half way to

his mouth and waiting for the answer.

"Three hundred dollars they offer me!" exploded Mr. Klug, again smiting

both fists on his knees. "Six years I worked on it in my little shop of

nights to get up a machine that was different from all the rest and that

would work right, and when I get it done and get my patent and take it

to them, they already had a copy of my patent and showed it to me. They

bought it from the Government for five cents, and called me the same as

a thief and offered me three hundred dollars!"

Wallingford pondered seriously.

"You must have a good machine," he finally announced.

Mr. Klug thought that he was "being made fun of."

"It _is_ a good machine. It's as good a machine as any they have got.

There is no joke about it!"

"I'm not joking," Wallingford insisted. "Who are the people?"

Mr. Klug considered for a suspicious moment, but the appearance of this

gentleman, the very embodiment of sterling worth, was most reassuring.

Beneath that broad chest and behind that diamond scarf pin there could

rest no duplicity. Moreover, Mr. Klug was still angry, and anger and

discretion do not dwell together.

"The United Sales Recording Machine Company of New Jersey," he stated,

rolling out the name with a roundness which betrayed how much in respect

and even awe he held it.

Wallingford was now genuinely interested.

"Then you _have_ a good patent," he repeated. "If they offered you three

hundred dollars it is worth thousands, otherwise they would not buy it

at any price. They have hundreds of patents now, and you have something

that they have not covered."

"Four hundred and twelve patents they own," corrected Mr. Klug. "I have

been over every one in the last six years, every little wire and bar and

spring in them, and mine is a whole new machine, like nothing they have

got. They have got one man that does nothing else but look after these

patents. You know what he said? 'Yes, you have worked six years for a

chance to hold us up. But we're used to it. It happens to us every day.

If you think you can manufacture your machine and make any money, go at

it.' He told me that!"

Wallingford nodded comprehendingly.

"Of course," he agreed. "They have either fought out or bought out

everybody who ever poked their nose into the business. They had to. I

know all about them. If you have a clean invention you were foolish to

go to them with it in the first place. They'd only offer you the cost of

the first lawsuit they're bound to bring against you. That's no way to

sell a patent. Inventors all die poor for that very reason. The thing

for you to do is to start manufacturing, and make them come to you.

Throw a scare into them."

Mr. Klug was frightened by the very suggestion.

"Jiminy, no!" he protested, shaking his head vigorously. "I got no big

money like that. I'd lose every cent and all my little property."

"It don't take so much money, if you use it right," insisted

Wallingford. "Use as little capital as you can for manufacturing, and

save the most of it for litigation. I'll bet I could sell your patent

for you." He pondered a while with slowly kindling eyes, and smiled out

of the window at the rushing landscape. "I tell you what you do. Get up

a company and I'll buy some stock in it myself."

"Humbug with that stock business!" Mr. Klug exclaimed with explosive

violence, his mustache bristling now until it stuck straight out. "I

would not get up any such a business with stock in it. I had all the

stock I want, and I never buy nor sell any any more. I got some I'll

give away."

Wallingford smiled introspectively.

"Oh, well, form a partnership, then. You have four or five friends who

could put up five thousand apiece, haven't you?"

Mr. Klug was quite certain of that.

"I am president of the Germania Building Loan Association," he announced

with pardonable pride.

"Then, of course, you can control money," agreed the other in a tone

which conveyed a thoroughly proper appreciation of Mr. Klug's standing.

"I'll invest as much as anybody else, and you put in your patent for a

half interest. We'll start manufacturing right away, and if your

machine's right, as it must be if they offer to buy the patent at all,

I'll make the United people kneel down and coax us to take their money.

There are ways to do it."

"The machine is all right," declared Mr. Klug. "Wait; I'll show it to

you."

He hurried out to his seat, where reposed a huge box like a typewriter

case, but larger. He lugged this back toward the smoker, into which

other passengers were now lounging, but on the way Wallingford met him.

"Let's go in here, instead," said the latter, and opened the door into

the drawing room.

It was the first time Mr. Klug had ever been in one of these

compartments, and the sense of exclusiveness it aroused fairly reeked of

money. The dreams of wealth that had been so rudely shattered sprang

once more into life as the inventor opened the case and explained his

device to this luxury-affording stranger, who, as a display of their

tickets had brought out, was bound for his own city. It was a pneumatic

machine, each key actuating a piston which flashed the numbered tickets

noiselessly into view. It was perfect in every particular, and

Wallingford examined it with an intelligent scrutiny which raised him

still further in Mr. Klug's estimation; but as he compared patent

drawings and machine, intent apparently only upon the mechanism, his

busy mind was ranging far and wide over many other matters, bringing

tangled threads of planning together here and there, and knotting them

firmly.

"Good," said he at last. "As I said, I'll buy into your company. Get

your friends together right away and manufacture this machine. I'll

guarantee to get a proper price for your patent."

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