AN EXTRAVAGANZA

IT is a long time ago since King Buttercup was married, so long that

the most venerable Yew in the forest cannot remember anything about it,

though it was a very grand Wedding and made a great sensation in the

Flower-World. It took place in the beautiful meadows that surround the

town of Stratford-on-Avon, where the greatest poet of all the world,

Shakespeare, was born,--but it was long ages before either he saw the

light or Stratford-on-Avon looked as it does now. Only the West Wind,

who was really present at the ceremony, can give any exact account of

it, and he told me all about it, just as I shall tell you. If you doubt

the truth of the story, you must blame him, not me.

This is how it happened. On a beautiful May morning, just as all the

early Spring flowers were awaking from their night’s slumber, a big

Bee, splendidly dressed in a costume of brown and yellow velvet,

bounced suddenly on a spray of syringa. He was one of the Town Criers

in the employ of the Government, whose business it is to fly every

morning from blossom to blossom, and relate every event that takes

place in Flowerland, where as yet they have no newspapers. With a long,

loud buzz, the Bee proclaimed:--

“Important! Special!! Startling news!!! His Gracious Majesty, King

Buttercup, Monarch of Meadowland, is about to marry!!!! Marriage of the

Monarch of Meadowland!!!!!”

At this, several lazy Forget-me-nots who had before felt inclined to

take five minutes’ more nap, became broad awake in a second, and opened

their sleepy blue eyes wide in astonishment, while a group of highly

cultivated Lilies of the Valley, instead of nodding drowsily on their

green stems, drew themselves up with an air of offended dignity,--“The

Monarch of Meadowland,” said they; “What is he to us? A common wild

flower--a weed--a nobody--called a king merely by courtesy. True, he

rules over a small part of our country, but pooh! we would not be seen

at his court!”--and they rustled their long leaves haughtily. The

Bee rubbed his forelegs together thoughtfully for a second, and then

observed--

“You spoke of a _small_ part of our country,--why Meadowland is

the largest kingdom in it!”

“Nonsense!” sharply exclaimed the stately Hyacinth. “It is an

unexplored wilderness,--its king and people are nothing better than

savages! Do not presume to argue with _us_, Sir Bee! _We_ are

the aristocracy!”

The Bee bowed humbly and was silent.

“Pray,” inquired a dandy Tulip, languidly uncurling his leaves to the

sun, “who is the lady destined to be the future Queen of Meadowland?”

“The fair Daisy,” replied the Bee, “and report says she is as good as

she is lovely.”

A cluster of brilliantly-attired Crocuses here set up a shrill little

laugh of contempt and derision.

“What, Daisy!” they exclaimed,--“that little fright! A dwarf! A model

of ugliness! Well, the King’s taste is not very refined!”

The Lilies, Hyacinths, and Tulips, together with some newly-awakened

Jonquils, all joined in mockery of King Buttercup’s chosen bride, and

the poor Town Crier was losing patience with them, when he heard a

sweet voice near him say--

“Good-morning, Sir Bee! Your news delights me. I am always happy when I

hear of the good fortune of others. Daisy has long been a dear friend

of mine, and I heartily wish her joy. Come and tell me all about it.”

Thus invited, the Bee gladly flew down to a bank of dewy moss, where

dwelt the flower who spoke to him, the fair and gentle Violet. The

other flowers were silent; they knew that though the Violet was really

a native of Meadowland, yet there was no one more honoured at the

brilliant court of their Queen, the Rose, than she was, and they dared

not speak against Daisy, whom she thus publicly acknowledged as a dear

friend. Meanwhile, the Violet, after hospitably giving the Bee some

fresh honey for breakfast, listened with great interest to his account

of the approaching festivities.

“Two thousand blue butterflies are commissioned by his Majesty,” said

he, “to be the bearers of the royal invitations to the marriage. You

will no doubt receive yours in the course of the day. One million

spiders are employed in weaving a canopy under which the bridal pair

will receive their friends. The Daisy is to be attended by one hundred

of the whitest Anemones as bridesmaids, and the King will be escorted

by the same number of selected Celandines. The Wedding will take place

to-morrow at sunrise, in the centre of the green field that slopes

down to the river yonder, and after the ceremony there will be a grand

Banquet. In the evening a State Ball will be held in the King’s Palace,

to which many of the highest aristocracy will come, though the season

for them is not yet begun. But many have consented to travel thither to

do honour to the King--one Lily in particular is on her way from the

Nile, travelling night and day in order to be present.”

Here the Bee paused a moment, and rubbed his forelegs in great

excitement. Not only Violet, but all the flowers near him were bending

eagerly forward to listen to his account of the morrow’s programme, and

he went on--

“I am to be there with all the Worshipful Company of Town Criers,--we

are to stand on each side of the path down which the King and his

newly-made Queen will pass--and at a signal from our Chief, we shall

all buzz together, which will have a grand effect. The Thrush has been

asked to sing an anthem, but his voice has been so much admired, that

he has become fanciful and conceited, and always has a cold when he

is wanted to sing. He says he has heard that if singers can manage to

have a cold whenever it suits their caprice, they become more popular.

But I must not stay any longer gossiping, or I shall never get through

my business. I shall see you among the guests to-morrow. Good-bye!”

and away flew the Bee buzzing as loudly as he could, for he felt very

fussy, as most people do who have important news to tell. The Violet,

left to herself, thought very much of her friend Daisy’s good fortune,

and looked forward with eagerness to the forthcoming festivities.

“Are you going to this absurd ceremony, Lady Violet?” inquired the same

dandy, Tulip, who had before spoken to the Bee.

“Certainly, if the King invites me,” she replied.

“Oh, we are all sure to be invited!” he exclaimed. “The vulgar little

monarch will honour himself by pretending to know us and sending us his

invitations; but I, for one, shall not trouble myself to go.”

“Nor we,” said the Lilies.

“Nor we,” chorused the Crocuses.

“Well,” gently said the Violet, “we need not decide what to do till the

invitations come.”

The sun was now high in the heavens, and all the fields and gardens

were bright with life and activity. The birds warbled gaily on the

budding green boughs, and hosts of gay insects with rainbow-tinted

wings fluttered and danced in the fresh breeze. Many butterflies passed

to and fro, some pure white, others pale yellow, others crimson, and

some beautifully variegated; but as the messengers of King Buttercup

were to be recognized by their blue costume, the other members of the

tribe did not attract as much attention from the Flowers as usual. The

hours passed on, and yet not a single blue butterfly appeared. Now,

though Lilies, Crocuses, and Hyacinths had all derided King Buttercup

and his bride, they were in secret very anxious to be invited to the

wedding, which they knew well enough would be a grand affair, and they

kept sharp watch for the first glimpse of the Royal ambassadors. At

last, a faint flicker of pale blue wings appeared in the distance,

and then the long expected procession of butterflies came floating

swiftly through the air. Very brilliant and lovely they looked in

the broad blaze of sunshine, and a linnet, perched up in a hawthorn

tree, was so charmed with the sight that he composed a song about it

and sang it then and there with all his heart in it. The beautiful

butterflies did not stop in their graceful flight for the Lilies, or

the Crocuses, or any other aristocratic flower; they descended to the

Forget-me-nots, rose again lightly and went on to the Violet, where

three of them rested an instant, then on again, now and then fluttering

down to give invitations to some modest field flowers almost hidden in

the grass--sometimes poising on the white blossoms of the blackthorn,

sometimes disappearing in the scented cups of early bluebells--away

they flew bearing King Buttercup’s message to his chosen guests, and

in a few seconds they had left far behind them the brilliant cluster

of cultivated flowers that had sneered so unkindly at the Monarch of

Meadowland. The Hyacinths trembled with anger, and the complexions

of the Crocuses grew even yellower in the extremity of their

disappointment. But they said nothing, they knew well enough they had

deserved the slight they had received.

The day passed, and the young May moon smiled radiantly down on

sleeping Flowerland. The Violet, who had been greatly excited by

receiving a royal invitation, and the Forget-me-nots also, could

scarcely close their eyes all night, and therefore they saw a party

of the Fungus Elves practising their dances for the next evening. A

pretty sight it was to see them all troop out from under the cover of

the funguses which are their houses, and then to watch them gracefully

skipping about in the moonshine. They were all dressed in brown and

silver, and wore crowns of dewdrops, and nothing could exceed the

activity and ease of their motions. Ten glow-worms lit up the grass

on which they danced, and altogether it was a charming sight. Violet

looked on at their fantastic capers till she fell unconsciously into

a sound slumber from which she did not awake till the first streak of

morning appeared in the east. A great noise of booming and buzzing

then aroused her, and opening her dark blue eyes she saw that the Town

Criers were all passing her dwelling on their way to the wedding.

Looking around her, she observed the coquettish Forget-me-nots busily

engaged in dressing themselves for the occasion, and what a fuss they

made to be sure! They washed all their leaves, and were most particular

to arrange a dewdrop in the centre of each one of their blossoms. They

certainly would have been the latest arrivals at the King’s Palace had

they not been reminded how time was going by a cross old grasshopper

with a squeaky voice, who was hurrying off to the wedding as fast as he

could go.

“There you are!” he grumbled, “dressing yourselves and muddling

about, just as women always do. When are you going to start, pray?

I suppose you’ll arrive just as the ceremony is ended!”--And on he

hopped faster than ever. The Forget-me-nots now hurried the finishing

of their toilette, and the Violet hastily arose from her mossy couch.

Putting on her richest purple robe, she summoned a fly (you can hire

flies in Flowerland as you can in our world, only you do not pay

them so much), and seating herself on his back, away she went to the

marriage festival, and succeeded in reaching the meadow just as the

King entered. What a scene it was to be sure! Such a vast concourse of

flowers had never been seen assembled in one field before. They were

all packed together as closely as they could stand, and all pressed

eagerly towards one spot, where the spider-woven canopy was erected.

And a wonderful canopy it was, finer than silk, and studded thickly

with dewdrops of all sizes that glittered like the rarest diamonds.

Under it, King Buttercup sat on his throne waiting the approach of his

bride. He was the cynosure of all eyes, and in truth he was a handsome

little fellow. He wore a robe of cloth of gold, and on his head was

placed a golden crown, and his bright face shone with happiness.

Beside him stood his attendant groomsmen, the Celandines, together

with several other distinguished Flower-people, many of whom bore

titles of distinction. There was Count Dandelion, one of the handsomest

soldiers in Meadowland, who had travelled in many countries, and, it

was said, had saved many lives at the risk of losing his own. He looked

very gorgeous in his showy uniform of pale green and gold, and he was

engaged in what seemed to be a very interesting conversation with

the beautiful Lady Pimpernel, who was one of the greatest belles and

coquettes of the court. Then there was the Grand Duke of Borage who

was flirting desperately with the young Duchess Eye-bright, and the

gallant nobleman Lord Fox-Glove was busy paying most devoted attention

to the graceful and fascinating Marchioness Meadowsweet. There were

knights and nobles in abundance, and in short all the rank, wealth

and beauty of Meadowland had gathered to King Buttercup’s wedding.

Many were curious to see the bride, as few persons present knew what

she was like, and all they had heard was that she was very small and

shy and timid. But now there was heard a great clash of armour, and a

brilliant regiment of Rose Beetles splendidly attired in green coats

of mail appeared on the field and formed in two lines, one on each

side of the King. Then came the Bees or Town Criers, and took their

places;--after which a strain of sweet melody was heard, and lo! a

skylark rose into the air, fluttering his pretty wings and singing

as only skylarks can sing, with a clear joyous voice that made the

very heavens ring with music. And perhaps it is because he sang so

beautifully on this occasion, that ever since that time the skylarks

that live in the fields and woodlands round about Shakespeare’s Town

are famous for their lovely clear voices, which break forth in a chorus

of the most joyous melody in the world every year when Spring colours

the trees green, and fills the meadows with flowers. They are, as they

certainly must be, the descendants of that special bird which carolled

so merrily on the morning King Buttercup was married. He warbled the

“Wedding Anthem” instead of the conceited thrush, and as he sang, all

the blossoms rustled their leaves expectantly, for it was time for the

bride to appear. A few seconds more of suspense and anxiety, and then a

deepening murmur of applause and admiration ran through the dense crowd

of Flowers as the fair Daisy entered. What a lovely little creature she

was!--So simple, so pure and innocent;--so shy and sweet she looked in

her snow-white robes, with her little golden bodice and crown! She was

followed by her fair bridesmaids, the Anemones, but beautiful though

they were, simple little Daisy outshone them all. King Buttercup rose

from his throne and advanced to meet her--all the Bees buzzed, the Rose

Beetles clashed their swords, and the Skylark sang louder and louder,

hovering, like a living jewel in the sunshine, just above the Royal

Canopy. Now as the little Daisy approached her kingly bridegroom, her

great happiness and honour seemed more than she could bear, and a faint

beautiful rose-blush tinged her tiny white petals. That is the reason

why so many daisies are pink-tipped to this very hour. The King bowed

low and led her to his throne,--then, turning to his courtiers and

friends, said in a small voice as clear as a bell,--

“Loving subjects!--It has seemed good to us that in order to maintain

the honour and position of our Kingdom and State, we should take upon

ourselves the solemn duty of matrimony. In choosing a partner for our

Throne, we have not considered rank and wealth so much as virtue and

goodness, and in all our search we have been unable to find a fairer or

more modest maiden flower than the Daisy, whom we now have the honour

to present to you as your future Queen. We feel confident that the many

beauties of her mind and the sweetness and constancy of her character

will enhance the value of our Throne and increase the happiness and

prosperity of our Kingdom. Moreover, it has been made known to us

that in days to come, that portion of Flowerland whereon we now grow

and flourish will be made valuable and beloved to all the rest of

the world by the presence of a far greater King than ourselves,--one

who will lead the thoughts of men even as we lead the first golden

blossoming-out of Spring. Therefore it shall be our duty to make this

centre of our realm beautiful with all the fairest thoughts of love

and grace and innocence which can charm a Poet’s fancy, and we here

decree that these fields by the river shall be the beginning of all

lovely fields in all lovely lands. None shall be more peaceful and

pure,--none shall be more full of gold and silver bloom,--none shall be

more delicately fragrant, or more sweetly surrounded by the singing of

birds. Subjects, behold your Queen! Before you all, I proudly declare

my love for her;--and from henceforth shall Buttercup and Daisy dwell

together in loving hope to make the world brighter and happier for

their blossoming!”

Loud cheers responded to the King’s speech, and then the marriage

ceremony commenced. The venerable Archbishop Ivy, glorious in his

glossy green sleeves and quaintly twisted brown mitre, read the service

and pronounced the Blessing, and then, as King Buttercup kissed Queen

Daisy, there began a general “March past” of all the representatives of

Meadowland. What a wonderful sight that was! The West Wind, who kept on

blowing the news as hard as he could to all the four quarters of the

globe, found it almost impossible to telegraph his description of the

scene fast enough, though he was generally admitted to be an excellent

reporter. The procession was almost interminable, and lasted nearly

all day. Then there was the wedding Breakfast which took place under a

beautiful tent of gossamer-web, round which a thousand tall Cowslips,

officers of the Royal guard, stood “at attention.” Innumerable

Ladybirds, in black and scarlet livery, ran about, waiting upon the

King and Queen and their distinguished guests, and some specially

selected Moths, in brown coats and white stockings, brought various

kinds of honey-dew and sweet nectar to fill the Royal cups. Then came

a grand dance, and the King, leading his fair Consort out, opened the

Ball with her. All the flower-eyes were turned upon the Royal pair as

they glided together over the green meadow in the light of the setting

sun at the close of the long bright festival-day,--and on the very edge

of the grass, as an uninvited spectator, stood the dandy Tulip who had

sneered at the whole business of the marriage in the morning when he

had first heard of it. Yes, there he was, twirling his petals just as

some gentlemen twirl their moustaches.

“Upon my word!” he exclaimed--“The new Queen is not bad-looking!”

Jealous Lady Hyacinth, who had followed him, heard what he said and was

very angry.

“Not bad-looking!” she cried in a little shrill voice--“How dare you,

Sir Tulip! Do you not remember that you admired _Me_ yesterday?”

“Ah, but that _was_ yesterday!” drawled the Tulip--“You are all

very well in your way, but you are heavy, my dear Lady Hyacinth!--large

and heavy!--You do not wear well!”

“Dear me!” said a tall stately-looking flower-personage, attired in

purest white and carrying a golden wand like a sceptre--“How you

‘cultivated’ persons quarrel! I have never seen worse manners even

among the frogs in Egypt! Really, Lady Hyacinth, your relatives the

Bluebells are much better behaved!”

Sir Tulip waved his leaves carelessly with a rakish air, and Lady

Hyacinth trembled with rage,--for it was the Lily who had come all

the way from the Nile who thus reproached them, and she was a great

authority on deportment.

Meanwhile the Buttercup and Daisy danced on, and all the other field

and woodland flowers danced too, till the sun sank and the moon

rose, and the meadows shone with the silvery reflections of a million

fantastic and graceful forms that swayed to and fro in the wind like

pretty gleams of pale sunshine on dark green water. The river murmured

and plashed among the reeds--tall osiers nodded their heads in drowsy

time to the flying feet of the flower-dancers, and little moor-hens

paddled to and fro from one bank of moss to the other, gossiping and

making their comments on the beauty and brilliancy of King Buttercup’s

State Ball. Higher and higher the moon climbed into the dark blue

heaven,--the stars came out--and then the Laureate singer and Chief

Minstrel of Meadowland, the Nightingale, began to sing. As soon as he

tuned up his first rich liquid note, the dancing ceased,--and all the

flowers stood stock still just where they were in the field and bent

their heads to listen, while tears of dew filled their eyes. And King

Buttercup and Queen Daisy, seeing all their subjects thus entranced,

stole softly away together like the fond little lovers they were, and

lay down to rest on a Royal couch of budding wild thyme and velvet

moss. And the nightingale sang on and on,--and the glow-worms came

out and twinkled, and all the flowers fell asleep together, and their

spirits wandered away to the beautiful Land of Dreams. And what they

saw there, who shall tell? Queen Daisy rested her little head on the

golden heart of her King, and they too folded themselves up closely

and slept and dreamed, while the nightingale warbled a serenade and

lullaby in one all the night long. It was a magical night, and a

magical wedding; and the wonder of it all is that ever since then the

fields have been full of buttercups and daisies, and we have grown to

know them so well and love them so much that if they were taken away

from us we should not know what to do, or how to replace them. And if

you want to know the exact spot where King Buttercup’s marriage took

place,--well!--there is a corner by the river Avon, just between two

beautiful bending willows, where you will find.... But, no!--I will not

tell you what you will find in that enchanted little nook. For if you

know anything about Fairyland, you do not need telling!

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