THE GHOST IN THE SEDAN-CHAIR

IT is a very old Sedan-Chair,--“genuine old”--not the manufactured

antiquity of the second-hand dealer. I bought it for very little money

at a sale of the furniture and effects of an historical manor-house,

and though much was told me about the manor-house itself, nobody could

tell me anything about the chair. It might have always belonged to

the manor,--and again it might not. It was cumbrous, and in these

days, said the brisk auctioneer who was entrusted with the sale,

quite useless. True. Yet somehow I took a singular fancy to it. I

did not actually want it,--and yet I felt I must have it. My wish

was very easily gratified, for no one competed in the bidding for

such an out-of-date piece of property. It was knocked down to me at

a small figure, and in the course of a few days took up a corner

in my drawing-room, where, owing to the sixteenth-century style of

that apartment, it looked, and still looks, quite at home. It has

taken kindly to its surroundings, and in Spring-time, when we set the

first blossoms of the almond-tree in a tall vase within it, so that

the sprays push out their pink flowers through the window-holes, it

presents an almost smiling appearance. It is made of polished wood and

leather, and has at one time been somewhat ornately gilded, but the

gold is all tarnished save in one or two small corners at the carved

summit of the door, and the leather is badly rubbed and worn. Inside

it is in somewhat better condition. It is lined with crimson silk

stuff, patterned with gold fleur-de-lys; and the padded cushions are

still comfortable. The door has a wonderfully contrived brass catch and

handle, really worth the attention of a connoisseur in such things, and

when it is shut some skill is required to open it again. In fact you

must “know the trick of it” as they say. There were great ructions one

afternoon when a “smart” man, down for the day from London, entered

the chair, sat down, and banged that door to on himself. He smiled

happily for a few minutes, and waved his hand condescendingly through

the window-holes to a group of admiring friends,--but when he tried

to get out and could not, his smile promptly vanished. His friends

laughed,--and that irritated him; he was being made ridiculous, and

no man can endure a joke which affects his _amour-propre_. I was

hastily called for to set him at liberty, and as I did the old chair

creaked, as much as to say “I told you so! Can’t abide your modern

young man!”

I was thinking of this incident the other evening, when sitting by a

sparkling fire of pine logs, and watching the flames reflected in the

shining copper projections of the open Tudor grate; I presently raised

my eyes and looked towards the chair.

“We must fill it with bright holly for Christmas,” I said to myself

half aloud; “and hang just one little bunch of mistletoe tied with

white ribbon over the door, for the sake of all the pretty women who

may have been carried in it long ago!”

The pine logs spluttered and crackled,--one fell apart and leaped

into a flame, and the gleam and flicker of it caught at the remaining

bits of gold on the carving of the Chair, and lit up its faded

crimson lining, and as I sat quietly looking at it in a sort of idle

abstraction and reverie, it seemed to me as though the sparkling

reflection of the fire on its cushions looked like the bright waves

of a woman’s hair. All at once I jumped up quite startled--some one

laughed!--yes, laughed,--quite close to me,--and a very pretty rippling

laugh it was. My heart beat quickly,--yet scarcely with alarm so much

as surprise. I listened attentively--and again the sweet laughter

echoed on the silence. Surely--surely it came from--yes!--from the

Sedan-Chair! I looked--and rubbed my eyes violently to make sure I

was not dreaming--looked again, and there--there, as distinctly as

the Chair itself, I saw Some-One sitting inside--a very fascinating

Some-One with a fair face, a bewildering tangle of golden curls, blue

eyes, rosy cheeks and dancing dimples, dressed in the most becoming

little low-necked muslin frock imaginable!

“Why!” I stammered. “Who--what--how did you get in there?”

The Some-One smiled, and looked more bewitching than ever.

“I am very often in here,” replied a soft voice, “only I am not

always in the humour to make myself visible. I am the Ghost of an

Old-Fashioned Girl!”

I stared at the lovely spectre, stricken dumb, not by fear, but by

admiration. “If all ghosts are like this one,” I thought, “we really

cannot have too many of them about, especially at Christmas-time!” It

was such a charming ghost! so unlike the usual sort of creeping-shivery

thing which is supposed to haunt old houses and frighten harmless

children! It had such beautiful clear eyes,--such a radiant smile!--and

such a pretty pout came on the rosy lips when, receiving no answer, it

suddenly said with an air of graceful petulance,--

“Dear me! Now I have told you who I am, you don’t seem a bit glad

to see me? You ought to be, you know!--for I am quite a harmless

Ghost--really I am! I wouldn’t frighten you for the world! But you

_would_ buy my Chair!--and of course I like to come and sit in it

now and then, and think about old times!”

I began to recover myself from the shock of surprise the fascinating

appearance had given me, and I said in a faint voice,--

“Oh, is that it! The Sedan-Chair--”

“Is mine!” said the Ghost of the Old-Fashioned Girl; “or rather it used

to be mine when I lived in the world and went about in it to balls

and parties, you know! I can’t help having a little tenderness for it,

because it is so very closely associated with my happy life on earth.

Now please don’t stand looking at me so strangely! Sit down, and let us

have a little chat in the firelight, won’t you?”

What a sweet voice this Ghost had to be sure! What a delightfully

coaxing way of looking and speaking! I could not resist the appealing,

half playful glances of her eyes, so I obeyed her suggestion and went

back to my seat by the fire, whereupon the Ghost of the Old-Fashioned

Girl straightway opened the door of the Sedan-Chair and showed me

her entire self, dressed apparently for a Christmas-party. Her white

muslin frock was simply hemmed at the bottom, and had three little

tucks in it--she wore small low shoes with elastic crossed over fine

openwork white stockings--her pretty rounded arms were veiled, but not

disguised, by black lace mittens, and her waist was quite carelessly

tied in with a narrow strip of blue ribbon. But all this extreme

simplicity only served to show the exquisite beauty of her lovely

neck and shoulders, which rose out of the little muslin bodice like

sculptured snow, and one little wicked knot of violets fastened with

a quaint pearl brooch against the beautiful bosom, was enough to make

the coldest anchorite forget his prayers and compose a love-sonnet

immediately.

“Well!” said the Ghost after a pause, “how do you like me?”

“Very much!” I answered promptly; “I have never seen anyone so pretty

as you are in my life!”

The Ghost of the Old-Fashioned Girl smiled, and drawing out a small

fan with delicate mother-of-pearl sticks, unfurled it and put it

coquettishly before her face.

“That is what all the gentlemen used to say to me when I went about in

this Chair,” she observed, “and then they would put their declarations

in the lining.”

“In the lining?” I echoed. “You mean--”

“The lining of the Chair,” she explained. “There are some little secret

pockets in it--haven’t you found them yet? Oh, you must look for them

when I am gone--there is one very deep pocket just behind my head under

a big golden fleur-de-lys. My first real proposal was put in that!”

“And did you accept it?”

“Yes,” said the Ghost of the Old-Fashioned Girl, smiling, “and he and I

were married, and lived sixty years together!”

“Dear me!” I ejaculated. “And he--”

“He is very well, thank you!” said the Ghost of the Old-Fashioned Girl.

“Quite as young as when I first met him,--and so am I!”

I had no words ready with which to reply to this astonishing statement.

The Ghost of the Old-Fashioned Girl folded up her little fan and

pressed its tip meditatively against her lips.

“You see we _really_ loved each other,” she said with emphasis,

“and so of course we _have_ always loved each other! And as a

natural result we _shall_ always love each other!”

“Yes,--I understand--” I murmured vaguely.

“No, you don’t!” said the Ghost of the Old-Fashioned Girl quickly;

“though perhaps I shouldn’t say that, because it sounds rude,--but I am

afraid, you know, that you _don’t_ quite see the point! The world

has lost a number of good things since I was a girl in it,--and one of

these good things is real, true love!”

“I don’t think you should say that!” I replied warmly; “I am sure

people love each other quite as much as they ever did.”

The Ghost of the Old-Fashioned Girl shook her fan at me.

“Not a bit of it!” she declared. “You know they don’t,--so don’t

pretend they do!”

I was silent. I felt that it was perhaps not advisable to enter into

argument with a visitor who knew the secrets of the next world.

“They _can’t_ love each other as they used to,” went on the Ghost

of the Old-Fashioned Girl; “the modern ways of the world won’t give

them either the time or the opportunity. It is all rush, rush, hurry,

and scramble;--and I’m sorry to see that the men love themselves better

than their sweethearts. In my day it was quite different; men loved

their sweethearts better than themselves!”

“But you had not much liberty in your day, had you?” I asked timidly.

“Quite as much as was good for me, or for any of us,” replied the

Ghost of the Old-Fashioned Girl. “We stayed in the dear old homes of

our childhood content to make them happy by our presence,--till our

destined lovers came and found us and took us away to other homes,

which they had worked for, and which we tried to make as pleasant and

sweet as those we had left. Home was always our happiest and dearest

place. But the girls of to-day don’t care for simple home lives. What

do they know about making the best jams in the country, the finest

elder wine or cider? What do they know about the value of lavendered

linen? What do they care about tidiness, economy, or cleanliness? Pooh!

They want change and excitement all the time!”

“That’s true!” I said. “But then, you see, woman’s education is much

enlarged and improved--”

“Education that makes a woman prefer hotels and restaurants to her own

home is not education at all,” said the Ghost of the Old-Fashioned

Girl, with a decided nod of her pretty head. “Oh dear! What a pity it

is!--what a pity! It makes me quite sad to think of all the happiness

women are losing!”

She gave her little muslin skirts a soft shake, and settled herself

more cosily in the Sedan-Chair.

“I remember,” she said, and her voice was as sweet as that of a bird

in Spring-time--“I remember going in this very Chair to a grand Court

ball in London. I danced with the Royal party in ‘Sir Roger,’ and I was

one of the belles of the evening. I was dressed very much as I am now,

and none of the girls there had anything better or more showy,--but

their admirers were legion, and any of them could have married well

the very next day, not because they were rich, for many of them were

poor, but just because they were sweet, and innocent, and good. None of

them would have thought of spoiling their fresh faces with paint and

powder--that was left to what were called ‘women of the town!’ None of

them ever thought of drinking wines or spirits. None of them ever spoke

or laughed loudly, but comported themselves with gentleness, unselfish

kindness, and grace of manner. And will you tell me that things are

just the same now?”

Her eyes met mine with a penetrating flash.

“No, they are not the same,” I said; “you would not wish the world to

stand still, would you? Girls have progressed since your day!”

She nodded gravely.

“Yes? Tell me how!”

“Well, for instance--” and I sought about desperately in my mind

for examples of woman’s progress--“for instance, they enjoy greater

freedom. They get more open-air exercise. They play tennis and golf and

hockey with the men--”

The Ghost of the Old-Fashioned Girl gave a slight, a very slight and

not unmusical giggle.

“Yes! I have seen them at it, and very ugly they look. But their sports

_do_ develop muscle--very unbecomingly in the neck!--and they

_do_ induce the growth--of horribly large hands and feet! Oh yes!

Let’s have some more Progress!”

A trifle disconcerted, I went on.

“Then they cycle--”

Here the Ghost of the Old-Fashioned Girl put up her fan again.

“Pray!--pray!” she remonstrated--“I really must ask you to consider me

a little, and avoid any conversation that borders on impropriety!”

“Impropriety!” I echoed aghast. “But all the girls cycle--”

“That is to say,” said the Ghost with asperity, “that all the girls

have become shameless enough to sit astride on a couple of wheels and

thus expose themselves to the gaze of the public. A hopeful state of

things, truly! Well! Give me some more Progress!”

“Then,” I said, “there are plenty of girls who smoke and drive

motor-cars, and bet on horse-races and gamble at ‘Bridge.’ _You_

may object to this sort of thing, being so much behind the age,--but

after all you must own that it brings them into free and constant

companionship with the other sex.”

“It does!” said the Ghost of the Old-Fashioned Girl decidedly; “and

such free and constant companionship breeds contempt on both sides! Now

let me tell you something! Do you know what all the best men like most?”

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