SECTION XXXVII.--THE DUCHESSE DE LORRAINE, ELIZABETH-CHARLOTTE

PHILIPPINE D'ORLEANS, CONSORT OF LEOPOLD JOSEPH-CHARLES DE LORRAINE.

My daughter is ugly; even more so than she was, for the fine complexion

which she once had has become sun-burnt. This makes a great difference

in the appearance, and causes a person to look old. She has an ugly

round nose, and her eyes are sunken; but her shape is preserved, and, as

she dances well, and her manners are easy and polished, any one may see

that she is a person of breeding. I know many people who pique

themselves upon their good manners, and who still have not so much reason

as she has. At all events I am content with my child as she is; and I

would rather see her ugly and virtuous than pretty and profligate like

the rest.

Whenever the time of her accouchement approaches, she never fails to bid

her friends adieu, in the notion that she will die. Fortunately she has

hitherto always escaped well.

When jealousy is once suffered to take root, it is impossible to

extirpate it--therefore it is better not to let it gain ground. My

daughter pretends not to be affected by hers, but she often suffers great

affliction from it. This is not astonishing, because she is very fond of

her children; and the woman with whom the Duke is infatuated, together

with her husband, do not leave him a farthing; they completely ruin his

household. Craon is an accursed cuckold and a treacherous man. The Duc

de Lorraine knows that my daughter is acquainted with everything, and I

believe he likes her the better that she does not remonstrate with him,

but endures all patiently. He is occasionally kind to her, and, provided

that he only says tender things to her, she is content and cheerful.

I should almost believe that the Duke's mistress has given him a philtre,

as Neidschin did to the Elector of Saxony. When he does not see her, it

is said he perspires copiously at the head, and, in order that the

cuckold of a husband may say nothing about the affair, the Duke suffers

him to do whatever he pleases. He and his wife, who is gouvernante, rule

everything, although neither the one nor the other has any feeling of

honour. She is to come hither, it seems, with the Duke and Duchess.

The Duc de Lorraine is here incog.

[He came to Paris for the purpose of soliciting an arrondissement in

Champagne and the title of Royal Highness. Through the influence of

his mother-in-law he obtained both the one and the other. By virtue

of a treaty very disadvantageous for France, but which was

nevertheless registered by the Parliament, he increased his states

by adding to them a great number of villages.]

under the title of the Comte de Blamont. Formerly the chase was his

greatest passion; but now, it seems, the swain is wholly amorous. It is

in vain for him to attempt to conceal it; for the more he tries, the more

apparent it becomes. When you would suppose he is about to address you,

his head will turn round, and his eyes wander in search of Madame Craon;

it is quite diverting to see him. I cannot conceive how my daughter can

love her husband so well, and not display more jealousy. It is

impossible for a man to be more amorous than the Duke is of Craon (19th

of April, 1718).

It cannot be denied that she (Madame de Craon) is full of agreeable

qualities. Although she is not a beauty, she has a good shape, a fine

skin, and a very white complexion; but her greatest charms are her mouth

and teeth. When she laughs it is in a very pleasing and modest manner;

she behaves properly and respectfully in my daughter's presence; if she

did the same when she is not with her, one would have nothing to complain

of. It is not surprising that such a woman should be beloved; she really

deserves it. But she treats her lover with the utmost haughtiness, as if

she were the Duchesse de Lorraine and he M. de Luneville. I never saw a

man more passionately attached than he appears to be; when she is not

present, he fixes his eyes upon the door with an expression of anxiety;

when she appears, he smiles and is calm; it is really very droll to

observe him. She, on the contrary, wishes to prevent persons from

perceiving it, and seems to care nothing about him. As the Duke was

crossing a hall here with her upon his arm, some of the people said

aloud, "That is the Duc de Lorraine with his mistress." Madame Craon

wept bitterly, and insisted upon the Duke complaining of it to his

brother. The Duke did in fact complain; but my son laughed at him, and

replied, "that the King himself could not prevent that; that he should

despise such things, and seem not to hear them."

Madame Craon was my daughter's fille d'honneur; she was then called

Mademoiselle de Ligneville, and there it was that the Duke fell in love

with her. M. Craon was in disgrace with the Duke, who was about to

dismiss him as a rascal, for having practised a sharping trick at play;

but, as he is a cunning fellow, he perceived the Duke's love for

Mademoiselle de Ligneville, although he pretended to make a great mystery

of it. About this time Madame de Lenoncourt, my daughter's dame d'atour,

happened to die. The Duke managed to have Mademoiselle de Ligneville

appointed in her room; and Craon, who is rich, offered to marry this poor

lady. The Duke was delighted with the plan of marrying her to one who

would lend himself to the intrigue; and thus she became Madame de Craon,

and dame d'atour. The old gouvernante dying soon afterwards, my daughter

thought to gratify her husband, as well as Madame de Craon, by appointing

her dame d'honneur; and this it is that has brought such disgrace upon

her.

My daughter is in despair. Craon and his wife want to take a journey of

ten days, for the purpose of buying a marquisate worth 800,000 livres.

The Duke will not remain during this time with his wife, but chooses it

for an opportunity to visit all the strong places of Alsatia. He will

stay away until the return of his mistress and her husband; and this it

is which makes my poor daughter so unhappy. The Duke now neither sees

nor hears anything but through Craon, his wife, and their creatures.

I do not think that my daughter's attachment to her husband is so strong

as it used to be, and yet I think she loves him very much; for every

proof of fondness which he gives her rejoices her so much that she sends

me word of it immediately. He can make her believe whatever he chooses;

and, although she cannot doubt the Duke's passion for Madame de Craon,

yet, when he says that he feels only friendship for her, that he is quite

willing to give up seeing her, only that he fears by doing so he would

dishonour her in the eyes of the public, and that there is nothing he is

not ready to do for his wife's repose, she receives all he says

literally, beseeches him to continue to see Madame de Craon as usual, and

fancies that her husband is tenderly attached to her, while he is really

laughing at her. If I were in my daughter's place, the Duke's falsehood

would disgust me more than his infidelity.

What appears to me the most singular in this intrigue is that the Duke is

as fond of the husband as of the wife, and that he cannot live without

him. This is very difficult to comprehend; but M. de Craon understands

it well, and makes the most of it; he has already bought an estate for

1,100,000 livres.

[The Marquis de Craon was Grand Chamberlain and Prime Minister of

the Duc de Lorraine; who, moreover, procured for him from the

Emperor of Germany the title of Prince. This favourite married one

of his daughters to the Prince de Ligin, of the House of Lorraine.]

The burning of Lundville was not the effect of an accident; it is well

known that some of the people stopped a woman's mouth, who was crying out

"Fire!" A person was also heard to say, "It was not I who set it on

fire." My daughter thinks that Old Maintenon would have them all burnt;

for the person who cried out has been employed, it seems, in the house of

the Duc de Noailles. For my part, I am rather disposed to believe it was

the young mistress, Madame de Craon, who had a share in this matter; for

Luneville is my daughter's residence and dowry.

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