Vernon left his companions at the door of his lodgings in order to adapt
his dress to the road, having settled with them to meet presently at the
_Blue Boar_ where a horse was to be saddled in readiness. He wondered
while pulling on his riding-boots what was the monetary value of his new
friends. They talked of play; but was it high enough to make their
fellowship worth joining? They were all apparently expensive in their
tastes and habits, but seemed so young and irresponsible. That however
was rather an advantage. They belonged to the World, the World that is
of St. James' Street; yet if they were callow pigeons, why were they
learning to fly to far from the nest which bred them?
Now Mr. Vernon had got hold of a wrong analysis. These young men of
Curtain Wells in spite of their outward freshness were not at all fit
for the table. They had tough breasts beneath an array of fine feathers.
This society of theirs, so remote from the larger society of London,
with a toleration of good and bad alike, was in its essence eclectick,
like a regiment or a college. An air of genial self-satisfaction clung
to it nourished by rules and opinions and traditions which had never
been proved to be false or harmful. The members were all clipped to a
pattern and displayed a wealth of blooms in a prim setting. Even Lovely
straggled too much, and was only allowed to disturb the fellowship on
account of his decorative qualities and because he was evidently only a
strong sport from the conventional habit of growth.
Vernon in making up his mind to join this elegant association was quite
unaware that the condescension was on the side of youth. He was willing
to instruct them in the ways of the great world, but found what he had
been compelled to learn, they knew by inherited instinct. He was
ignorant of their existence: they on the other hand had experienced many
Mr. Vernons. Still he was endowed with too much insight not to
understand almost immediately that he must imitate their standards, and
soon caught the tone of his companions well enough to be voted an
acquisition.
However, as he wrestled with his riding-boots, he was distinctly at a
loss. This ride to Baverstock was presumably an expedition of gallantry,
and yet he had felt it unwise to obtrude a jest appropriate to the
occasion. The conversation had possessed a certain elusive ribaldry;
women were discussed with frankness, and yet he had not ventured to
boast of his own conquests. These young men chattered of love, much as
they would have talked of fox-hunting. Love was a theory, a philosophy
with a cant terminology of its own. And yet the analogy was incomplete.
No man would hesitate to chronicle his leaps, but then no man would
confess to having shot a fox. There was the rub. He was a fox shooter;
these were hunters. Gadslife! How absurdly young they all were. And this
Lovely? He was evidently more prudish than the rest of them--a man of
sentiment who objected to either mode of death. He would like to see
this paragon of virtue who had stared so coldly at the tale of old Sir
John Columbine and his frail exquisite consort, put to the test. From
that moment he began to hate Charles, and stamped the wrinkles out of
his boots with considerable feeling. He would devote himself to emptying
Lovely's purse before he tried the rest of them.
Vernon in a very pleasant frame of mind strolled through the chill of
approaching twilight. The humiliation of Lovely was in a way achieved as
soon as conceived. This was how Vernon always escaped from awkward
situations. He so seldom faced facts.
An outraged husband once threatened him with a riding whip, and Vernon
promptly climbed out by the window. In the street he only remembered he
had successfully seduced the wife, and forgot the uncomfortable
epilogue. He behaved to futurity in the same generous way as he treated
the past.
Presently he found the company assembled in the yard of the inn, with a
dozen horses pawing the cobbles impatient of the cold. They were soon
mounted and the arched entry rang again with the sound of hoofs as they
trotted through the High Street.
"Which way?" shouted Vernon who was in front.
"Straight ahead and turn to the right," answered Clare. "We've eight
miles to go and a good road to go on."
"Huzza!" shouted Vernon who felt that extreme heartiness was the correct
attitude.
In the clap and clack of the horses' hoofs, the affectation passed
unnoticed.
How the fat shopkeepers stared to see these young gentlemen cantering
away in the late afternoon, 'Some wild frolick,' they thought and turned
half-regretfully to attend to their customers who were just as much
interested in the jolly troop as themselves. Children scrambled from the
gutters on to the pavement with yells of dismay as the horsemen
scattered their mud pies. Little girls effected heroick rescues of
favourite dolls from the very gate of death and little boys bowled their
hoops between the legs of wayfarers with more assiduity than usual, in
their struggles to avoid the legs of the horses.
Lieutenant Blewforth like most sailors was an inferior rider, but on
this occasion he surpassed himself, and sat his horse like a Bedouin. He
only wished buxom Miss Page would step to the door of the cook-shop and
behold his prowess. Unluckily at the very moment when his ambition was
in process of achievement, his mount swerved, and the gay Lieutenant
found himself at his charmer's feet. The inevitable idler secured the
horse, and Blewforth, having no small change, was obliged to reward him
with a crown, and what is more look as if he enjoyed the expense. To
give him credit, he certainly succeeded.
"Do you always propose yourself in that precipitous manner?" Charles
inquired as they cantered past the last house and gained the hedgerows.
"You pay very little heed to her corns."
The Lieutenant uttered an enormous guffaw that made his mount swerve
again.
"The Royal Navy is always so d-devilish romantick," stammered little
Peter Wingfield who looked like a precocious boy beside the burly
officer.
"By G--," puffed Blewforth, "that reminds me of a good story I heard of
an ensign in Bolt's. He was a d--d bashful man, and couldn't abide the
women. One day he was making his compliments to the Colonel's
daughter--a gaunt hussy of thirty-five summers or winters. He hung back
outside the parlour-door for some time, mustered up courage to enter at
last, dashed into the room and, tripping over his hanger, found himself
kneeling at her feet. This was a bad beginning truly, but in trying to
retrieve the position, he clutched the air and caught hold of her skinny
hand. They were married in the spring, and the garrison said he badly
wanted her money."
In the outburst of laughter which hailed the climax of the story, Vernon
asked with much interest what the young woman's dowry was worth. The
subject fascinated him.
"Don't know, sir," replied Blewforth, "but I saw the jade at Portsmouth
last year, and I'm d--d if L50,000 would have made her endurable."
They were riding through a pleasant country of meadows and small
streams; so Charles walked his mare to admire the willows empurpled by
the fast gathering dusk. Vernon seized the opportunity for conversation.
"A fine landskip," he remarked.
Charles looked up half-angry. He disliked a man who suited his words to
his own supposed tastes.
"It might be finer," he said shortly.
"Without a doubt," replied the other. "You'll pardon my ignorance, Mr.
Lovely, but of what does the entertainment before us consist?"
Charles' face grew clear again at once--at any rate, the man did not
claim omniscience.
"The entertainment, sir, is composed of fiddles and country dances
enjoyed by the light of tallow-dips in an old barn. There will be some
ploughboys, shepherds and farmers, with a few milkmaids and farm
wenches, and the whole will resemble a painted Dutch interior."
"And you propose to join the merrymaking?"
"We do."
"It should be a diverting experience."
"I hope so indeed. My friend Clare vows he has discovered a Venus
masquerading in fustian."
"His maiden-aunt in short?"
"The same. Like all small societies, sir, we have our intimate jests
which to a stranger must seem excessively threadbare."
"On the contrary," said Vernon, "they possess an engaging spontaneity
which flatters me with the suggestion that my own youth has not vanished
irreclaimably. And yet," he sighed, "I am a man whom the world insults
by claiming as its own."
"You have travelled?" inquired Charles.
"I have made the Grand Tour."
"That is a pleasure which I still owe to myself and to my country."
"You lack energy?"
"Of the kind expressed in gold."
"An hour's good luck at the tables."
"I've enjoyed some dozens," interrupted Lovely. "Almost enough to pay
for twice as many less fortunate periods."
"Then why continue to play?"
"Why fall in love? Why die in a consumption? Why live this life of ours
at all? Your question, sir, takes little account of mankind's innate
perversity, and no account at all of his tastes and disposition of
mind."
"On the contrary," argued Vernon, "I esteem all these at their greatest
effect, but regard with equal reverence the doctrine of free will. I
myself--but why should I fatigue you with personal anecdotes?"
"Pray continue," said Charles eagerly. He was always alert at a
confidence and plumed himself on his ability to read human character. In
this case curiosity outran discernment, and he failed to see the
improbability of a man like Vernon exposing his temperament without
securing a compensatory advantage.
"I myself, Mr. Lovely, was once addicted to the equally expensive habit
of intrigue, but I found it led me into so many cursed situations that I
forced myself to enjoy less compromising pastimes. I chose cards."
"Ah! cards!" commented Charles.
"But here again," Vernon continued, "I found the introduction of a
passionate element ruined at once my pleasure and my skill. I was
confounded. To be sure there remained wine, but whoever heard of a man's
will exercised by wine? To be frank, Mr. Lovely, I was unwilling to take
the risque of defeat."
"So I am to regard you as a disappointed voluptuary, a hedonist
philosopher whose premisses induced him to a false conclusion. No, no,
sir, keep your logick for speculations upon the soul, not the body."
"Sir," answered Vernon, "I found, indeed, that pleasure tormented by
passion was no pleasure at all, but pleasure divorced from any ulterior
emotion I soon discovered to be the highest good."
"So you would persuade me that you're an Epicurean who flings withered
rose leaves and drinks sour wine. Come, come, sir, I wager your fingers
would twitch and your lips quiver if one of us held a dice-box with a
deep stake on the main."
"I deny that."
"We shall see."
"I hope we may."
"Ay, sir, and I wager this affectation of indifference will not outlast
a week's ill luck, and as for woman, why the very dairymaids to-night
will kindle a spark in your eyes."
"My life on't, they will not," cried Vernon.
"Foregad! you wear too stolid a mask to convince me it is your natural
countenance."
This duologue, which seems to show that Mr. Lovely was younger and less
wise than we might have thought, was interrupted by the shouts of the
riders in front who wanted to know whether Charles imagined they were
part of a funeral pomp.
"For d----e!" shouted Mr. Golightly, "we are all nodding like plumes
and the twilight obscures the undeniable charms of the prospect."
Baverstock Barn, like a great cathedral, loomed upon them at last. As
they dismounted, revelry and the drawling chatter of rustick voices,
mingled with the tuning of fiddles, came from within, while the
flickering light from the open door enchanted a heap of roots to the
appearance of huge gems.
Clare approached the entrance while the rest stood by their horses.
"Farmer Hogbin!" he sang out.
"Who be caaling?"
"Mr. Anthony Clare!"
"Come in now, do 'ee come in."
"I've brought over a party with me, farmer?"
"Maids, do 'ee hear that? Maister Clare have brought wi'un a passel o'
gallantry."
There was much jingling merriment from the maids.
"Now then Jock, Tommas, William, Jarge, Joe, Sam, Peter, Ern, move your
shanks and stable they hosses."
The farmer, a huge Falstaff of a man quite in proportion to his barn,
towered in the doorway obscuring the light, while the farm hands clumped
with heavy legs towards the horses.
"Gi' they pleanty o' oats, my lads."
"A' right," mumbled the lads in chorus.
"Come in, my gentlemen, come in. Never mind for a speck of mud; the
maids'll dust 'ee."
This sally provoked a ripple of laughter from the maids, and a chuckle
from the young gentlemen.
The farmer surveyed them solemnly as they stepped into the barn.
"Why, you be all in top-boots?" he shouted. "Ho! ho! my maids, ye'll get
thy twinkling toes rarely trod on, or shall I lend 'em my slippers to
each in turn?"
This was considered splendid fooling, and laughter again resounded.
"Nay, farmer, you're in the wrong," said Charles producing a pair of
pumps from the pockets of his riding coat.
"Why! dang me, if they han't brought a King's wardrobe wi'en. Eh! maids,
you must mind your modesties to-night."
The maids, huddled together like a bunch of red apples, were set shaking
with laughter at this warning--as if by a boisterous wind.
"Who will help us with our boots?" asked Clare as he subsided upon a
truss of straw and flung his legs wide apart.
There was considerable whispering from the heart of the bunch till one
of the maids was pushed by her companions out into the open with
ejaculations of "Go on, stoopid."
"Thee needst not let on to be so backward." "Thee wast forthy enough
behind the kitchen door yester'een." "Eh! bustle thyself, great gowk,"
and others of like freedom of opinion.
The maid selected for Mr. Clare was blooming indeed.
"Cream and claret," murmured Charles.
"Gad! a Venus by a Dutch master truly," commented Vernon.
"She's no g-ghost," stammered little Peter Wingfield.
_"Farewell and adieu to you, gay Spanish ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain."_
sang or rather bellowed Mr. Blewforth, slapping his thigh with a
nautical zest.
_"Our Blewforth, careening far nearer than Cadiz
Will give to green fields what was meant for the Main."_
continued Charles to the same tune.
"Give what?" asked Tom Chalkley.
"The breezy charm of his manner," replied Charles.
Now ensued jests, giggles, laughter, pranks, and struggles, as each
gentleman persuaded a fair to wrestle with his riding-boots. Vernon who
had forgotten to provide himself with pumps remained aloof from the
merriment not sorry for an opportunity to convince Mr. Lovely of his
remoteness from anything so vulgar as excitement.
Great was the mirth of everybody when the Lieutenant produced an
enormous Valentine that depicted a peculiarly fat Cupid winking at a
dairymaid over a brimming bowl of milk. Greater still was the mirth when
he presented the token with much earnestness to the bashful lass they
called Margery, and it became uproarious indeed when he explained he had
wished to offer it on the preceding night, but had been deterred by Mr.
Clare's reputed jealousy.
"Whoever heard tell of such a thing in the milk before?"
"Tis a Cupid, Margery," said Mr. Clare.
"There now and if I didn't go for to think it were a baby," declared
Margery.
Farmer Hogbin coming back from attending to the horses in time to hear
this remark called out in his great voice:
"Don't 'ee fret thyself, my lass, what thee wants'll come soon enough, I
warrant. Now my gentlemen, take your partners, we was just a-going to
begin a round dance. Tune up your squeaking boxes, fiddlers, and tip us
_Come lasses and lads_."
The fiddlers smiled encouragement at the dancers as they struck off with
the gallant old tune. Even Mr. Vernon, boots and all, was made to give
an arm to buxom Mrs. Crumplehorn, the cowman's wife. The sanded floor of
the barn resounded with the perpetual tripping of toes and heels.
_"Come, lasses and lads,
Take leave of your dads."_
The waist of every fair was encircled by a neat arm that tapered to a
fine wrist as the dancers swung down to their places. Little Peter
Wingfield unable to enfold the ample Polly was given her pinner as if he
were indeed the child his appearance and behaviour proclaimed him.
Every one admired the first two couples that took the middle. Mr. Lovely
was so graceful and Mr. Clare was so thorough. Round they went and down
they went and across and through and over and under while the rest of
the dancers clapped and tapped their appreciation. Faster and faster
went the fiddles, faster and faster went the shoes. Thicker and thicker
rose the sand and saw-dust from the floor until the barn seemed to be
the centre of a raging storm, such a wind the petticoats made and so
dense became the atmosphere. Thunder was added when the gigantick farmer
and the burly Lieutenant, whom merry chance had thrown into the arena
together, charged through their Pas Seul, bellowing the while with
Gargantuan laughter.
At last the fiddles stopped and, panting mutual congratulations, the
exhausted couples subsided upon the various trusses of straw laid along
the side of the barn. Even the ivory paleness of Mr. Vernon's cheeks
wore a faint tinge of carmine, and some curls of his modish wig were
very slightly ruffled.
Jock, Tommas, William, Jarge, Joe, Samuel, Peter, and Ern, who had
gathered into a critical knot, feeling themselves eclipsed by these
active visitors, were released from their sheepishness by a demand for
the bowls of spiced ale.
After this, they played Kiss in the Ring; and it was truly a most
exhilarating sight to see Mr. Anthony Clare with flapping coat-tails in
pursuit of the blooming Margery who was soon caught not very unwillingly
as we may suppose. It was ludicrous in the extreme to see little Peter
Wingfield darting hither and thither like a little brown rabbit. His
little white wig seemed to twinkle like a tail set too high on his
little brown body. But he let himself be caught by Polly beneath a
lingering spray of mistletoe, and how all the world laughed when she
lifted him up and gave him a resonant kiss on his little red lips. As
for the large farmer and the burly Lieutenant they thundered after
every maid in the barn quite regardless of any rules and, as I think,
kissed the most of them very heartily indeed.
But the chief excitement of all was caused by a great white owl that
came flapping down from the rafters and put out half the candles with
his great sweeping wings. How all the lasses screamed and how earnestly
the lads reassured them, and though the former were repeatedly told that
owls while feeding on mice had not yet imbibed their habits, they
persistently held their skirts a little higher than usual and nestled
very close and comfortable to the exquisite young gentlemen from the
_Blue Boar_.
Then, of course, they all danced _Sir Roger de Coverley_, and drank more
spiced ale while they rested. Somebody called on Charles for a song and
he gave them one of his own which everybody agreed was much too serious
for so jolly an occasion. Charles swore he had composed the tune
himself, but everybody else vowed they had heard it before, and as for
the words, there was not a trace of originality about them. However, his
voice was pleasant enough as he sang:
_"When in the dews of early morn
My Chloe trips for may,
Across the fields of springing corn
I watch her pass,
The fairest lass,
That e'er was won with vows of love
Upon a summer's day._
_"Ah! shame that I should leave thee, dear,
And cross the roaring sea,
That I should leave thee lonely here:
Think not, sweetheart,
Because we part
And I to foreign lands do rove,
Thou art less dear to me."_
Blewforth protested he had said good-bye with almost identical rhymes
in every port of the two hemispheres, and moreover was not ashamed to
confess as much. All the maids, however, grew quite tearful and vowed
the evening was spoiled; indeed, they made such ado that Charles sang
one of Mr. d'Urfey's ballads to cheer their spirits and succeeded in
providing such a burst of laughter that the echo of it never died away
during the rest of the evening.
Of course, it was decided they must dance _Sir Roger_ once more and,
that duty accomplished, it was discovered that Anthony Clare and Margery
had vanished. Of course everybody wondered where they could have gone,
and when they returned in time to take a last sip at the spiced ale, it
was noticed that Margery hung back in the shadows with a melancholy
expression of countenance that made her companions nudge each other with
wise looks.
Soon word came that the horses were saddled and waiting. Good-byes were
murmured, and many a promise to come again was faithfully sworn and many
a kiss given and taken. The ousted yokels held each a soil-stained hand
for their genteel rivals to mount from. The maids stood huddled in the
flickering light of the open barn-door; Farmer Hogbin bellowed a last
farewell which was thunderously echoed by the Lieutenant, as with
flushed faces and half-regretful memories, the horsemen cantered towards
Curtain Wells under a sailing moon.
Clare rode by Charles to hear the judgment of Paris upon his
tatterdemalion Venus.
"I'd liefer for her sake that you were overseas next barley-harvest,"
said Charles shortly.
"Plague on the man, what a cold stream it is!"
"My excellent Tony, your Blowzabella will be happier mating on a straw
pallet with Hodge than living under your protection in London."
"She would see the world."
"Pshaw! her world is a garden of gillyflowers. She was never meant to be
pushed out of sight for an importunate visitor."
"She would return."
"Like a spent primrose fit only for the bonfire."
"I could secure an annuity for her."
"You'll tire of her in London. Drain the claret from her cheeks, smear
the downy bloom, and you'll find rank lees and rotten core. Hodge never
would. No, no, the thought of so much comely maidenhood languishing for
your velvet-sleeved caresses is merely droll."
Clare loved and admired Charles too much to despise his tirades however
self-consciously virtuous they might appear. He felt more than ever
convinced that his friend was in love, in love too with some one the
very antithesis of the dairymaid. He would try one more test.
"But if I told I was in mind to wed my Venus?"
Charles jerked his reins in astonishment.
"Z----ds, Tony look round you. There are maids more fit I say. Why wed
a mountain, however rich in pasture when you can wed a mountain-nymph?"
Clare decided his suspicion was confirmed. Lovely objected to milkmaids
on the score of a taste sharpened to an exquisite point of refinement by
an ideal passion. He was postulating mere theories of life on account of
the charms of one dear She. Who was the witch? She had not withdrawn him
from their late junketing whatever her spells.
"Your morality, Charles, did not prevent you from entering very heartily
into the spirit of our pastoral piece."
They had fallen behind the others, and through the silent night Charles'
voice caught a melody from the wakening year as he rhapsodized.
"Fore Heaven! I love the country, I love these creamy hussies. I love
their swains with the sweet earth all about them. I was happy to-night!
I was happy with those dear people. I could lose my tricked-out self in
that twinkling barn. I bowed to merriment as a tree bows to the wind. I
wanted to hear the singing hopes and joys and desires of humble people.
There we were, all of us populating a frieze for some merry artist god.
We were as wax moulded to some fantastick dancing shape. On these
occasions, I can surmize at immortality and imagine the heart of the
universe. I doubt you think I'm babbling nonsense, but I'm trying to
tell you I was entirely disinterested in our merry-making of to-night."
Clare stretched out to touch the poet's arm.
"Try to think that I, chattering of Margery, am not more personal than
you. 'Tis true, I piped a love-ditty, but though it may trouble the bush
and brake of a small wood, it would seem thin fluting----"
"To any but her," Charles interrupted. "The thinnest tune will charm one
who is nearer than you to the primitive animal too easily quelled by
sweet songs. Pipe to a crowd, Tony, but musick dedicated to a solitary
shepherdess at the sight of whom your mouth will be awry in a year's
time is ill work for her."
"I doubt you're right," said Clare softly. "You are compassionate to
poor nymphs to-night, Charles. Have you met a goddess?"
"Tony, I have."
"May you prosper!"
"Thank'ee. I'll tell you more of her when I know more myself."
They urged their horses to a trot and were silent for a while. Then
Clare asked Charles what he thought of Vernon.
"Oh! a statue positively. I doubt the whole affair was to him vastly
low.
"Umph! there was a permanent leer carved on his lips. I dislike the
fellow."
"Nay! you're too stern in your judgments. He has promised me an evening
for Hazard."
Clare smiled. It was useless to remonstrate with a man whom the thought
of two dice transformed into a machine with glassy eyes and curiously
sensitive fingers.
So they rode silently.
Charles could see Phyllida in the moon-enchanted clouds, sometimes with
the trim waist of a dice-box.
_Chapter the Seventh_