OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

(_By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks_.)

When the eminent in other branches of art take to literature, criticism

must naturally be tempered with respect. This is much how I feel after

reading Sir WILLIAM RICHMOND'S _The Silver Chain_ (PALMER AND HAYWARD).

Probably, however, I should have enjoyed it more had not the publishers

indulged in a wrapper-paragraph of such unbounded eulogy. If anybody is to

call this novel "a work of great artistic achievement," and praise its

"philosophy, psychology, delightful sense of humour, subtle analysis" and

all the rest, I should prefer it to be someone less interested in the wares

thus pushed. For my part I should be content to call _The Silver Chain_ by

no means an uninteresting story, the work of a distinguished man, obviously

an amateur in the craft of letters, who nevertheless has pleased himself

(and will give pleasure to others) by working into it many pen-pictures of

scenes in Egypt and Rome and Sicily, full of the glowing colour that we

should expect from their artist-author. But the tale itself, the unrewarded

love of the middle-aged "Philosopher" for the not specially attractive

heroine _Mary_, and the subordinate very Byronic romance of _Herbert_ and

_Annunziata_, quite frankly recalls those early manuscripts that most

novelists must have burnt before they were quit of boyhood, or preserved to

smile over. Still, in these winter days, when only Prime Ministers go to

Rome (and then not to bask) and Luxor is equidistant with the moon, you may

well find respite in a book so full of sunshine and memories of happy

places; but I am bound to repeat my warning that your fellow-travellers

will perhaps not be quite such stimulating society as the publishers would

have you expect.

* * * * *

Sir THEODORE COOK has already done sound work in dealing with German

methods, and in _The Mark of the Beast_ (MURRAY) he pursues his labours a

step further. So careful is he to give incontestable proofs for the charges

he brings against the Huns that even the most anæmic neutrals must find a

difficulty in reading this volume without recognising the truth. Especially

he emphasizes the dangers of peace-making with an enemy whose whole policy

and programme have been based on lies. And if he insists many times and

again upon this point he has his excuse in the fact that some of us are so

extraordinarily forgetful and forgiving that we cannot be reminded too

often of what the future has in store for us if we do not now remember the

past. With such an absolutely flawless case in his hands I find myself

wishing sometimes that Sir THEODORE had been less prodigal of the

denunciatory language which he hurls at Teutonic heads. Not for a moment

would I suggest that the Hun does not deserve vituperation, but I am

inclined to think that a less violent manner of attack is more effective.

In his own way, however, Sir THEODORE is inimitable, and I can pay no

higher praise to his book than to say that I know of no War-literature so

admirably calculated to make BETHMANN-HOLLWEG ("more double than his name")

really sorry for himself.

The War has not been lacking in fine memorials of the dead. To what extent

the Germans have commemorated the fallen I have no notion; but in France

and Italy the papers constantly print tender and eloquent tributes, usually

to the young. And in England we have the same thing too, touchingly,

proudly and generously done. For the most part such tributes are mere

records, but now and then they reconstruct; and the most remarkable example

of such reconstruction--to the world at large, absolute creation--is the

memoir of _Charles Lister_ (UNWIN), which his father, Lord RIBBLESDALE, and

some devoted friends have, with perfect biographical tact, prepared. But

for CHARLES LISTER'S untimely death, leading his men against the Turks in

July, 1915, most of the letters in this book would never have been printed

at all; for whatever his career might have become--and he was a man apart

and bound for distinction--and however great a record were his, the early

years could not be thus liberally illumined. But since death decreed that

these early years--he was not quite twenty-eight when he was wounded for

the third time and succumbed--should constitute all his career, we have

this notable and beautiful book. If one had to put but a single epithet to

it I should choose "radiant." At Eton, at Balliol, at the Embassies in Rome

and Constantinople, and in the Army, CHARLES LISTER shed radiance. All his

many friends testify to this. As for his letters, they are clear and gay

and human; and they have also a sagacity that many older and more

determined observers of life might envy; while that one to Lady DESBOROUGH

upon the death of his great friend, JULIAN GRENFELL, is literature. Every

page is interesting, but some are far more than that; and at the end one

has almost too moving a concept of an ardent idealistic English gentleman

met too late.

* * * * *

At first sight, perhaps, _Nothing Matters_ (CASSELL) may sound to you a

somewhat, shall I say, transatlantic title for a book published in these

days, when we are all learning how enormously everything matters. But this

emotion will only last till you have read Sir HERBERT BEERBOHM TREE'S

disarming little preface. Personally, it left me regretting only one thing

in the volume (or, to be more accurate, outside it), which was the design

of its very unornamental wrapper--a lapse, surely, from taste, for which it

would probably be quite unfair to blame the writer of what lies within.

This is almost all of it excellent fooling, and includes a brace of longish

short-stories (rather in the fantastic style of brother MAX); some fugitive

pieces that you may recall as they flitted through the fields of

journalism; with, for stiffening, a reprint of the author's admirable

lecture upon "The Importance of Humour in Tragedy." This is a title that

you may well take as a motto for the whole book. It will have, I think, a

warm welcome from Sir HERBERT'S many friends and admirers, even should it

turn out to be the case that some of his plots have been (in his own

quaintly attractive phrase) "prophetically plagiarised" by other writers.

Certainly this welcome will not be lessened by the knowledge that all

profits from the sale of the volume are to go to support a cause that, to

all who love the Stage, will be far indeed from not mattering--the fund to

supplement the incomes of the wives and families of actors at the Front.

You may regard it therefore as the lightest of comedies played, like so

many others, in the cause of charity, and put down your money with an

approving conscience.

* * * * *

Let no one whose heart has been touched beyond mere vicarious pride in the

achievement of our brothers-in-arms at the gate of Paris allow himself to

miss the detailed narrative of HENRI DUGARD in _The Battle of Verdun_

(HUTCHINSON). A good translation by F. APPLEBY HOLT, rather exceptional in

these days of hurried conveyancing, does not detract from the vigour and

movement of the story. We, who only saw the long agony through the medium

of the always inadequate and discreet technicalities of the _communiqués_,

could form no real impression of the kind of fighting or of the results of

each phase of it. The author has collected the accounts or reports, so that

the strokes and counter-strokes (for there was nothing passive in this

siege) of the epic combats round Douamont, Fort Vaux, the Woevre,

Malancourt, Avocourt and the Mort Homme are intelligibly reconstructed.

Comment in the form of personal anecdotes of individual heroism is added.

Perhaps the most illuminating touch is in the letter of poor Feldwebel KARL

GARTNER, which was to have been despatched to his mother by a friend going

on leave, so as to escape the Censor's eye. It began in a mood of

robustious confidence and ended (or rather was interrupted by GARTNER'S

capture) on the most despairing note. And this was seven months before the

most brilliant counter-attack in the history of the War slammed the door

once for all in the face of the enemy.

* * * * *

[Illustration: _Theatrical Manager_. "THIS WON'T DO, YOU KNOW. IT'S NOT A

LAUGH--IT'S A YAWN!"

_Poster Artist_. "WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE IN SUCH A HURRY FOR THE

SKETCH THAT YOU WOULDN'T GIVE ME TIME TO LET THE IMPRESSION OF THE PIECE

WEAR OFF."]

* * * * *

"The scheme of utilising vacant spaces in London is being taken up

enthusiastically in the provinces."--_Evening Standard_.

At the same time the scheme of utilising vacant spaces in the provinces is

being welcomed with similar enthusiasm in London.

* * * * *

"Vigorous complaints against the proposal to establish an overhead

electric system of tramways in Edinburgh were made this afternoon.

Lord Strathclyde declared that the overhead wires proposal had

electrified the citizens."--_Scottish Paper_.

There must be something seriously wrong with the insulation.

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