CHAPTER XII.

MONSEIGNEUR'S SOLITUDE.

There is nearly always round a bishop a squad of little abbés, as

there is a swarm of young officers round a general. They are what that

delightful St. Francis de Sales calls somewhere "sucking priests."

Every career has its aspirants, who pay their respects to those who

have reached the goal; there is not a power without its following, not

a fortune without its court. The seekers for a future buzz round the

splendid present. Every metropolitan has his staff: every bishop who is

at all influential has his patrol of Seminarist Cherubim, who go the

rounds, maintain order in the episcopal palace, and mount guard round

Monseigneur's smile. Pleasing a bishop is a foot in the stirrup for a

sub-deaconry; after all, a man must make his way, and apostles do not

despise canonries.

In the same way as there are "gros bonnets," otherwhere, there are

large mitres in the Church. They are bishops who stand well with the

Court, well endowed, clever, favorites of society, who doubtless know

how to pray, but also how to solicit, not scrupulous about having a

whole diocese waiting in their ante-rooms, connecting links between

the sacristy and diplomacy, more abbés than priests, rather prelates

than bishops. Happy the man who approaches them! As they stand in good

credit they shower around them, on the obsequious and their favored,

and on all the youth who know the art of pleasing, fat livings,

prebends, archdeaconries, chaplaincies, and cathedral appointments,

while waiting for episcopal dignities. While themselves advancing, they

cause their satellites to progress, and it is an entire solar system

moving onwards. Their beams throw a purple hue over their suite, and

their prosperity is showered over the actors behind the scenes in

nice little bits of promotions. The larger the patron's diocese, the

larger the favorite's living. And then there is Rome. A bishop who

contrives to become an archbishop, an archbishop who manages to become

a cardinal, takes you with him as a Conclavist; you enter the rota, you

have the pallium, you are an auditor, a chamberlain, a Monsignore, and

from Grandeur to Eminence there is but a step, and between Eminence

and Holiness there is only the smoke of the balloting tickets. Every

cassock can dream of the tiara. The priest is in our days the only

man who can regularly become a king, and what a king! The supreme

king! Hence what a hotbed of longings is a seminary! How many blushing

choristers, how many young abbés, have on their head Perrette's

milk-jar! how easily ambition calls itself a profession! and perhaps it

does so in good faith and in self-deception, for it is so unworldly.

Monseigneur Welcome, humble, poor, and out of the world, was not

counted among the large mitres. This was visible in the utter absence

of young priests around him. We have seen that at Paris "he did not

take," and not an aspirant tried to cling to this solitary old man; not

the most youthful ambition tried to flourish in his shade. His canons

and vicars were good old men, walled up like him in this diocese which

had no issue to the Cardinal's hat, and who resembled their bishop

with this difference, that they were finished while he was completed.

The impossibility of growing up near Monseigneur Welcome was so well

felt, that young priests whom he ordained at once obtained letters

commendatory to the Archbishop of Aix, or Auch, and went off at score.

For, after all, we repeat, men wish to be pushed upward. A saint who

lives in a state of excessive self-denial is a dangerous neighbor, he

might possibly communicate to you by contagion an incurable poverty, a

stiffening of the joints useful for advancement, and, in a word, more

renunciation than you care for: and such scabby virtue is shunned.

Hence came the isolation of Monseigneur Welcome. We live in the midst

of a gloomy society. Succeed,--such is the teaching which falls drop by

drop from the corruption hanging over us.

Success is a very hideous thing, and its resemblance with merit

deceives men. For the herd, success has nearly the same profile as

supremacy. Success, that twin brother of talent, has a dupe,--history.

Tacitus and Juvenal alone grumble at it. In our days an almost official

philosophy wears the livery of success, and waits in its ante-room.

Succeed, that is the theory, for prosperity presupposes capacity.

Win in the lottery and you are a clever man, for he who triumphs is

revered. All you want is to be born under a fortunate star. Have luck

and you will have the rest, be fortunate and you will be thought a

great man; leaving out five or six immense exceptions, which form the

lustre of an age, contemporary admiration is blear-eyedness. Gilding

is gold, and it does you no harm to be any one so long as you are the

parvenu. The mob is an old Narcissus, adoring itself and applauding the

mob. That enormous faculty by which a man is a Moses, Æschylus, Dante,

Michael Angelo, or Napoleon, the multitude decrees broadcast and by

acclamation to any one who attains his object, no matter in what. Let

a notary transfigure himself into a deputy; a false Corneille produce

Tiridates; an eunuch contrive to possess a harem; a military Prudhomme

accidentally gain the decisive battle of an age; an apothecary invent

cardboard soles for the army of the Sambre-et-Meuse, and make out of

the cardboard sold for leather an income of 400,000 francs a year; a

pedler espouse usury and put it to bed with seven or eight millions, of

which he is the father and she the mother; a preacher become a bishop

by his nasal twang; let the steward of a good family be so rich on

leaving service that he is made Chancellor of the Exchequer--and men

will call it genius, in the same way as they call Mousqueton's face

beauty and Claude's mien majesty. They confound with the constellations

of profundity the stars which the duck's feet make in the soft mud of

the pond.

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