THE CAT AND THE CATBIRD

It was late in the fall when Silvertip came to live in the big house,

and he was then a very small kitten. All through the winter which

followed, he was the pet of the Gentleman and the Lady, of the Maid,

and of the people who came there to visit. He liked the Gentleman best

and showed it very plainly, but that was only right, for it was the

Gentleman, you know, who first brought him into the house.

At night he slept on a red cushion in a basket in the kitchen, except

when he made believe catch Mice with a spool for a Mouse. Sometimes,

when the other people were in bed, they could hear him running and

jumping out there and having the finest kind of a time all by

himself. During the days he spent most of his time on a red

lamb’s-wool rug under a desk where the Lady kept her typewriter. He

thought the desk must be a Cathouse, for the room under it was just

large enough and just high enough to suit him, and there were walls on

three sides to make it warmer. He did not see why the Lady should sit

down at it nearly every day and thump-thump-thump on the queer-looking

little machine which she kept upstairs in this house. When she did

this he had to move farther back on his rug, and it bothered him to do

so when he was sleepy.

Sometimes, when he had been really awakened by the

thump-thump-thumping of the machine and the ringing of the little bell

on it, he would jump up behind it. Then he would peep over its top at

the Lady and chew the paper which stuck out in his face until he was

gently lifted or pushed away. Sometimes he sat by the side of it, and

then he would watch the little bell ringing until he learned to put up

one tiny white paw and ring it himself. After he had watched and

played in this way for a while, he would lie on the high part of the

desk, over where the drawers were, and sleep again. Yet he was never

too sleepy to pat with his paws every printed sheet which the Lady

took from the machine, or to play with every clean white one which she

fastened into it. He liked the white ones the better and didn’t see

why the Lady wanted to mark them all up so. Still, he thought it was

probably her way of playing, so it didn’t matter.

Sometimes, when she seemed tired, the Lady would bend over and put her

face down against his back and call him “her little collaborator.” He

did not know what that big word meant. He thought it might be

something about his tail. They were both interested in tales.

When the Lady was writing on her lap in the funny way that Ladies

sometimes have, he would cuddle down under her portfolio and sleep.

For these things he liked her, but she would hardly ever take time to

play with him. So, when he heard the latch-key rattle in the front

door, he listened, and if it were the Gentleman’s step which he heard,

he ran to the hall door and waited with his little pink nose to the

crack until the Gentleman came in. Then what romps they would have!

Back and forth from one room to another, with balls, spools tied onto

the most charming strings, and even yardsticks and tape-measures, and

things taken from the Lady’s sewing-stand.

He liked the Maid, too. She was always kind to him, although she did

shut him up one day when he stole a silvery little sardine from the

table. She would not let him have anything but milk to eat until he

was nearly grown-up. Whenever he smelled a roast or a fine juicy

steak he would beg as hard as he knew how, but not one taste did he

ever get until he had lost all his Kitten-teeth and his Cat-teeth were

growing in. When he was older and knew more about life, he understood

that this was to keep him from swallowing a loose tooth with a

mouthful of meat, and that Kittens who are given all sorts of food are

very likely to do this and bring on fits. You can just imagine what

trouble it would make to have a sharp tooth get into a Kitten’s

stomach.

This was probably the reason, too, why Silvertip grew so very large

and handsome. At Christmas time he was given a red ribbon to wear

around his neck, red being very becoming to his complexion. He did not

care very much for the ribbon, though, and went off into a corner and

scratched at it with his hind feet until it came off. Then he chewed

it into a wet wisp and left it.

This was Silvertip’s life during that first winter. Sometimes on

sunshiny days he sat out on the kitchen porch, and once in a while he

sunned himself on the broad rail of one of the front porches. Whatever

he wanted he had, except, of course, some kinds of food, which he

ought not to have anyway. Nobody was ever cross to him and many people

were doing things to make him happy. He had yet to learn that this

could not last forever.

When spring came he lived more out of doors, and followed the Hired

Man around barn and woodshed. He went into the ice-house once, but

found that too cold. In these places he saw his first Mice. He will

never forget the very first one which he caught. It was just at supper

time and he brought it into the kitchen. He could not understand why

the Maid should scream and act so queerly. He thought perhaps she

wanted it herself.

Whenever the Mouse wriggled or flirted its tail into his eyes he

jumped backward. It scared him dreadfully, but he would not let go.

Instead of that he would walk backward two or three times around the

kitchen range. He wanted to lay the Mouse down and play with it, only

he did not know just how to go about it. He tried to have the Maid

help him, but every time he went to lay it at her feet she jumped into

a chair. At last she called for the Lady. Then the Lady came out and

laughed at both of them. How it ended nobody but Silvertip knows, for

he walked around the kitchen with it in his mouth until late in the

evening, and the next morning there was not a sign of it to be found.

It was this spring, too, that he became acquainted with the Catbird.

He heard a queer Cat-like voice saying “Zeay! Zeay!” many times, and

yet could never find the Cat to whom it belonged. “Come out here!” he

would cry. “Come out here, and we will make believe fight!” When no

Cat came he couldn’t understand it. He had already become acquainted

with many Cats in the neighborhood, and whenever one came to call they

made believe fight. It was their favorite game. They would sit around

and glare at each other and growl a whole day at a time. So Silvertip

could not understand a Cat who said “Zeay!” instead of “Meouw!” and

would not fight.

One morning when Silvertip was sitting on the back porch, a slender

gray bird, with black crown, tail, bill, and feet, perched on the

woodbine over his head and said, “Zeay!” It sounded as though somebody

in the little apple-tree had said it, but Silvertip was looking at the

bird and saw him open and shut his bill.

“Pht!” said Silvertip, as he began to let his tail and the hair along

his back bristle. “Pht! Don’t you dare to mock me!”

“Zeay!” answered the bird. “Zeay! Zeay!”

“I don’t say it just that way, anyhow,” said Silvertip; “so quit!”

“Zeay!” answered the bird.

“I am the Cat who belongs here,” said Silvertip. “You quit mocking me

or go away!”

“Zeay!” replied the bird, putting his head upon one side. “I am the

Catbird who belongs here. I had a nest here last year before you were

born, and when I went south for the winter you were not here. Zeay!”

Now Silvertip, not having had a chance to learn much about birds,

thought that this one was not telling the truth, and he quite lost his

temper. “You deserve to be eaten,” he cried, and he began to climb up

the woodbine, feeling his way along without taking his eyes from the

Catbird. The Catbird sat there and twitched his tail until Silvertip

had almost reached him. Then he said, “Zeay!” and flew off. A few

minutes later he was sitting on the top twig of a fir tree and singing

wonderfully. This was what he sang: “Prut! Prut! Coquillicot! Really!

Really! Coquillicot! Hey, Coquillicot! Hey! Victory!”

[Illustration: “YOU DESERVE TO BE EATEN.” _Page 218_]

Silvertip walked back and forth on the kitchen porch. He was too angry

to sit down at once. When at last he did, and began to wash himself,

he was thinking all the time how mean the Catbird was.

Every day the Catbird came and flirted around and said, “Zeay! Zeay!”

till Silvertip lost his temper. He just ached to get his claws into

that bird, and that even when his stomach was full. He did not care so

much about eating him, you see, although he would undoubtedly have

done so if he had had the chance, but he wanted to stop his teasing.

One day he was looking out through a screen door and happened to see

the Catbird mocking another bird. He was surprised to hear the other

say: “Mock away, if it is any fun! It doesn’t hurt me any.” Then he

heard the Catbird laugh and saw him fly away.

“I wonder what he would do if I were to try that?” said Silvertip. “I

believe I will the next time.”

That very day, when Silvertip was sunning himself on the porch and

heard the same teasing voice say, “Zeay!” above his head, he opened

his thick eyelids and slid the other ones about half-way to one side,

and looked lazily up. “Pretty good!” he said. “You do a little better

every day I think. If you keep at it you can say ‘Meouw’ after a

while.” Then he began to shut his eyes again.

“Prut!” exclaimed the Catbird. “It’s no fun teasing you any more! You

don’t care enough about it! Good-by!” And that was the last time that

Silvertip ever saw him nearer than the top of a tree. So Silvertip

learned one of the great lessons of life, which is not to pay any

attention to people who make fun of you, or to mind when you are

teased.

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