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The principal entrance to the Tolbooth, and the only one used in

later days, was at the bottom of the turret next the church. The

gateway was of tolerably good carved stone-work, and occupied by a

door of ponderous massiness and strength, having, besides the lock, a

flap-padlock, which, however, was generally kept unlocked during the

day. In front of the door there always paraded, or rather loitered, a

private of the town-guard, with his rusty red clothes and Lochaber axe

or musket. The door adjacent to the principal gateway was, in the final

days of the Tolbooth, ‘MICHAEL KETTEN’S SHOE-SHOP,’ but had formerly

been a _thief’s hole_. The next door to that, stepping westward, was

the residence of the turnkey; a dismal, unlighted den, where the gray

old man was always to be found, when not engaged in unlocking or

closing the door. The next door westward was a lock-up house, which

in later times was never used. On the north side, towards the street,

there had once been shops, which were let by the magistrates; but

these were converted, about the year 1787, into a guard-house for the

city-guard, on their ancient capitol in the High Street being destroyed

for the levelling of the streets. The ground-floor, thus occupied

for purposes in general remote from the character of the building,

was divided lengthwise by a strong partition wall; and communication

between the rooms above and these apartments below was effectually

interdicted by the strong arches upon which the superstructure was

reared.

On passing the outer door—where the rioters of 1736 thundered with

their sledge-hammers, and finally burnt down all that interposed

between them and their prey—the keeper instantly involved the entrant

in darkness by reclosing the gloomy portal. A flight of about twenty

steps then led to an inner door, which, being duly knocked at, was

opened by a bottle-nosed personage, denominated Peter, who, like his

sainted namesake, always carried two or three large keys. You then

entered _the Hall_, which, being free to all the prisoners except those

of the _East End_, was usually filled with a crowd of shabby-looking

but very merry loungers. A small rail here served as an additional

security, no prisoner being permitted to come within its pale. Here

also a sentinel of the city-guard was always walking, having a bayonet

or ramrod in his hand. The _Hall_, being also the chapel of the jail,

contained an old pulpit of singular fashion—such a pulpit as one

could imagine John Knox to have preached from; which, indeed, he was

traditionally said to have actually done. At the right-hand side of

the pulpit was a door leading up the large turnpike to the apartments

occupied by the criminals, one of which was of plate-iron. The door

was always shut, except when food was taken up to the prisoners. On

the west end of the hall hung a board, on which were inscribed the

following emphatic lines:

‘A prison is a house of care,

A place where none can thrive,

A touchstone true to try a friend,

A grave for men alive—

Sometimes a place of right,

Sometimes a place of wrong,

Sometimes a place for jades and thieves,

And honest men among.’[62]

Apart of the hall on the north side was partitioned off into two

small rooms, one of which was the captain’s pantry, the other his

counting-room. In the latter hung an old musket or two, a pair of

obsolete bandoleers, and a sheath of a bayonet, intended, as one might

suppose, for his defence against a mutiny of the prisoners. Including

the space thus occupied, the hall was altogether twenty-seven feet

long by about twenty broad. The height of the room was twelve feet.

Close to the door, and within the rail, was a large window, thickly

stanchioned; and at the other end of the hall, within the captain’s

two rooms, was a double window of a somewhat extraordinary character.

Tradition, supported by the appearance of the place, pointed out this

as having formerly been a door by which royalty entered the hall in the

days when it was the Parliament House. It is said that a kind of bridge

was thrown between this aperture and a house on the other side of the

street, and that the sovereign, having prepared himself in that house

to enter the hall in his state robes, proceeded at the proper time

along the arch—an arrangement by no means improbable in those days of

straitened accommodation.

The window on the south side of the hall overlooked the outer gateway.

It was therefore employed by the inner turnkey as a channel of

communication with his exterior brother when any visitor was going

out. He used to cry over this window, in the tone of a military order

upon parade: ‘_Turn your hand_,’ whereupon the gray-haired man on the

pavement below opened the door and permitted the visitor, who by this

time had descended the stair, to walk out.

The floor immediately above the hall was occupied by one room for

felons, having a bar along part of the floor, to which condemned

criminals were chained, and a square box of plate-iron in the centre,

called THE CAGE, which was said to have been constructed for the

purpose of confining some extraordinary culprit who had broken half the

jails in the kingdom. Above this room was another of the same size,

also appropriated to felons.

The larger and western part of the edifice, of coarser and apparently

more modern construction, contained four floors, all of which were

appropriated to the use of debtors, except a part of the lowest one,

where a middle-aged woman kept a tavern for the sale of malt liquors.

A turnpike stair gave access to the different floors. As it was

narrow, steep, and dark, the visitor was assisted in his ascent by a

greasy rope, which, some one was sure to inform him afterwards, had

been employed in hanging a criminal. In one of the apartments on the

second floor was a door leading out to the platform whereon criminals

were executed, and in another, on the floor above, was an ill-plastered

part of the wall covering the aperture through which the gallows was

projected. The fourth flat was a kind of barrack, for the use of the

poorest debtors.

There was something about the Old Tolbooth which would have enabled

a blindfolded person led into it to say that it was a jail. It was

not merely odorous from the ordinary causes of imperfect drainage,

but it had poverty’s own smell—the odour of human misery. And yet it

did not seem at first a downcast scene. The promenaders in the hall

were sometimes rather merry, cutting jokes perhaps upon Peter’s nose,

or chatting with friends on the benches regarding the news of the

day. Then Mrs Laing drove a good trade in her little tavern; and if

any messenger were sent out for a bottle of whisky—why, Peter never

searched pockets. New men were hailed with:

‘Welcome, welcome, brother debtor,

To this poor but merry place;

Here nor bailiff, dun, nor fetter,

Dare to show his gloomy face.’

They would be abashed at first, and the first visit of wife or

daughter, coming shawled and veiled, and with timorous glances, into

the room where the loved object was trying to become at ease with his

companions, was always a touching affair. But it was surprising how

soon, in general, all became familiar, easy, and even to appearance

happy. Each had his story to tell, and sympathy was certain and

liberal. The whole management was of a good-natured kind, as far as a

regard to regulations would allow. It did not seem at all an impossible

thing that a debtor should accommodate some even more desolate friend

with a share of his lodging for the night, or for many nights, as is

said to have been done in some noted instances, to which we shall

presently come.

It was natural for a jail of such old standing to have passed through a

great number of odd adventures, and have many strange tales connected

with it. One of the most remarkable traits of its character was a sad

liability to the failure of its ordinary powers of retention when men

of figure were in question. The old house had something like that

faculty attributed by Falstaff to the lion and himself—of knowing

men who ought not to be too roughly handled. The consequence was

that almost every criminal of rank confined in it made his escape.

Lord Burleigh, an insane peer, who, about the time of the Union,

assassinated a schoolmaster who had married a girl to whom he had paid

improper addresses, escaped, while under sentence of death, by changing

clothes with his sister. Several of the rebel gentlemen confined there

in 1716 were equally fortunate; a fact on which there was lately thrown

a flood of light, when I found, in a manuscript list of subscriptions

for the relief of the other rebel gentlemen at Carlisle, the name of

the Guidman of the Tolbooth—so the chief-keeper was called—down for a

good sum. I am uncertain to which of all these personages the following

anecdote, related to me by Sir Walter Scott, refers.

It was contrived that the prisoner should be conveyed out of the

Tolbooth in a trunk, and carried by a porter to Leith, where some

sailors were to be ready with a boat to take him aboard a vessel about

to leave Scotland. The plot succeeded so far as the escape from jail

was concerned, but was knocked on the head by an unlucky and most

ridiculous accident. It so happened that the porter, in arranging the

trunk upon his back, placed the end which corresponded with the feet of

the prisoner _uppermost_. The head of the unfortunate man was therefore

pressed against the lower end of the box, and had to sustain the weight

of the whole body. The posture was the most uneasy imaginable. Yet life

was preferable to ease. He permitted himself to be taken away. The

porter trudged along with the trunk, quite unconscious of its contents,

and soon reached the High Street. On gaining the Netherbow he met an

acquaintance, who asked him where he was going with that large burden.

To Leith, was the answer. The other inquired if the job was good enough

to afford a potation before proceeding farther upon so long a journey.

This being replied to in the affirmative, and the carrier of the box

feeling in his throat the philosophy of his friend’s inquiry, it was

agreed that they should adjourn to a neighbouring tavern. Meanwhile,

the third party, whose inclinations had not been consulted in this

arrangement, was wishing that it were at once well over with him in the

Grassmarket. But his agonies were not destined to be of long duration.

The porter in depositing him upon the causeway happened to make the

end of the trunk come down with such precipitation that, unable to

bear it any longer, the prisoner screamed out, and immediately after

fainted. The consternation of the porter on hearing a noise from his

burden was of course excessive; but he soon recovered presence of mind

enough to conceive the occasion. He proceeded to unloose and to burst

open the trunk, when the hapless nobleman was discovered in a state of

insensibility. As a crowd collected immediately, and the city-guard

were not long in coming forward, there was of course no further chance

of escape. The prisoner did not recover from his swoon till he had been

safely deposited in his old quarters; but, if I recollect rightly, he

eventually escaped in another way.

In two very extraordinary instances an escape from justice has, strange

as it may appear, been effected by _means_ of the Old Tolbooth. At

the discovery of the Rye-House Plot, in the reign of Charles II., the

notorious Robert Fergusson, usually styled ‘The Plotter,’ was searched

for in Edinburgh, with a view to his being subjected, if possible,

to the extreme vengeance of the law. It being known almost certainly

that he was in town, the authorities shut the gates, and calculated

securely upon having him safe within their toils. The Plotter, however,

by an expedient worthy of his ingenious character, escaped by taking

refuge in the Old Tolbooth. A friend of his happened to be confined

there at the time, and was able to afford protection and concealment to

Fergusson, who, at his leisure, came abroad, and betook himself to a

place of safer shelter on the Continent. The same device was practised

in 1746 by a gentleman who had been concerned in the Rebellion, and for

whom a hot search had been carried on in the Highlands.

The case of Katherine Nairne, in 1766, excited in no small degree the

attention of the Scottish public. This lady was allied, both by blood

and marriage, to some respectable families. Her crime was the double

one of poisoning her husband and having an intrigue with his brother,

who was her associate in the murder. On her arrival at Leith in an open

boat, her whole bearing betrayed so much levity, or was so different

from what had been expected, that the mob raised a cry of indignation,

and were on the point of pelting her, when she was with some difficulty

rescued from their hands by the public authorities. In this case the

Old Tolbooth found itself, as usual, incapable of retaining a culprit

of condition. Sentence had been delayed by the judges on account

of the lady’s pregnancy. The midwife employed at her accouchement

(who continued to practise in Edinburgh so lately as the year 1805)

had the address to achieve a jail-delivery also. For three or four

days previous to that concerted for the escape, she pretended to be

afflicted with a prodigious toothache, went out and in with her head

enveloped in shawls and flannels, and groaned as if she had been about

to give up the ghost. At length, when the Peter of that day had become

so habituated to her appearance as not very much to heed her exits and

her entrances, Katherine Nairne one evening came down in her stead,

with her head wrapped all round with the shawls, uttering the usual

groans, and holding down her face upon her hands, as with agony, in the

precise way customary with the midwife. The inner doorkeeper, not quite

unconscious, it is supposed, of the trick, gave her a hearty thump upon

the back as she passed out, calling her at the same time a howling

old Jezebel, and wishing she would never come back to trouble him any

more. There are two reports of the proceedings of Katherine Nairne

after leaving the prison. One bears that she immediately left the town

in a coach, to which she was handed by a friend stationed on purpose.

The coachman, it is said, had orders from her relations, in the event

of a pursuit, to drive into the sea, that she might drown herself—a

fate which was considered preferable to the ignominy of a public

execution. The other story runs that she went up the Lawnmarket to the

Castle-hill, where lived Mr ——, a respectable advocate, from whom, as

he was her cousin, she expected to receive protection. Being ignorant

of the town, she mistook the proper house, and applied at that of the

crown agent,[63] who was assuredly the last man in the world that could

have done her any service. As good luck would have it, she was not

recognised by the servant, who civilly directed her to her cousin’s

house, where, it is said, she remained concealed many weeks.[64] Her

future life, it has been reported, was virtuous and fortunate. She was

married to a French gentleman, became the mother of a large family, and

died at a good old age. Meanwhile, Patrick Ogilvie, her associate in

the dark crime which threw a shade over her younger years, suffered in

the Grassmarket. He had been a lieutenant in the —— regiment, and was

so much beloved by his fellow-soldiers, who happened to be stationed at

that time in Edinburgh Castle, that the public authorities judged it

necessary to shut them up in a fortress till the execution was over

lest they might have attempted a rescue.

The Old Tolbooth was the scene of the suicide of Mungo Campbell while

under sentence of death (1770) for shooting the Earl of Eglintoune.

In the district where this memorable event took place, it is somewhat

remarkable that the fate of the murderer was more generally lamented

than that of the murdered person. Campbell, though what was called ‘a

graceless man,’ was rather popular in his profession of exciseman, on

account of his rough, honourable spirit, and his lenity in the matter

of smuggling. Lord Eglintoune, on the contrary, was not liked, on

account of his improving mania, which had proved a serious grievance

to the old-fashioned farmers of Kyle and Cunningham. There was one

article, called rye-grass, which he brought in amongst them, and

forced them to cultivate; and black prelacy itself had hardly, a

century before, been a greater evil. Then, merely to stir them up a

little, he would cause them to exchange farms with each other; thus

giving their ancient plenishings, what was doubtless much wanted, an

airing, but also creating a strong sense that Lord Eglintoune was

‘far ower fashious.’ His lordship had excited some scandal by his

private habits, which helped in no small degree to render unpopular

one who was in reality an amiable and upright gentleman. He was

likewise somewhat tenacious about matters respecting game—the

besetting weakness of British gentlemen in all ages. On the other

hand, Campbell, though an austere and unsocial man, acted according to

popular ideas both in respect of the game and excise laws. The people

felt that he was on their side; they esteemed him for his integrity

in the common affairs of life, and even in some degree for his birth

and connections, which were far from mean. It was also universally

believed, though erroneously, that he had only discharged his gun by

accident, on falling backward, while retreating before his lordship,

who had determined to take it from him. In reality, Mungo, after his

fall, rose on his elbow and wilfully shot the poor earl, who had given

him additional provocation by bursting into a laugh at his awkward

fall. The Old Tolbooth was supposed by many, at the time, to have had

her usual failing in Mungo’s case. The interest of the Argyll family

was said to have been employed in his favour; and the body which was

found suspended over the door, instead of being his, was thought to

be that of a dead soldier from the Castle substituted in his place.

His relations, however, who were very respectable people in Ayrshire,

all acknowledged that he died by his own hand; and this was the

general idea of the mob of Edinburgh, who, getting the body into their

hands, dragged it down the street to the King’s Park, and, inspired

by different sentiments from those of the Ayrshire people, were not

satisfied till they got it up to the top of Salisbury Crags, from which

they precipitated it down the _Cat Nick_.

[Illustration: Deacon Brodie’s Keys and Dark-Lantern.]

One of the most remarkable criminals ever confined in the Old

Tolbooth was the noted William Brodie. This was a man of respectable

connections, and who had moved in good society all his life,

unsuspected of any criminal pursuits. It is said that a habit of

frequenting cock-pits was the first symptom he exhibited of a decline

from rectitude. His ingenuity as a mechanic gave him a fatal facility

in the burglarious pursuits to which he afterwards addicted himself. It

was then customary for the shopkeepers of Edinburgh to hang their keys

upon a nail at the back of their doors, or at least to take no pains

in concealing them during the day. Brodie used to take impressions of

them in putty or clay, a piece of which he would carry in the palm of

his hand. He kept a blacksmith in his pay, who forged exact copies of

the keys he wanted, and with these it was his custom to open the shops

of his fellow-tradesmen during the night. He thus found opportunities

of securely stealing whatever he wished to possess. He carried on his

malpractices for many years, and never was suspected till, having

committed a daring robbery upon the Excise Office in Chessels’s

Court, Canongate, some circumstances transpired which induced him

to disappear from Edinburgh. Suspicion then becoming strong, he was

pursued to Holland, and taken at Amsterdam, standing upright in a

press or cupboard. At his trial, Henry Erskine, his counsel, spoke

very eloquently in his behalf, representing, in particular, to the

jury how strange and improbable a circumstance it was that a man whom

they had themselves known from infancy as a person of good repute

should have been guilty of such practices as those with which he was

charged. He was, however, found guilty, and sentenced to death, along

with his accomplice Smith. At the trial he had appeared in a full-dress

suit of black clothes, the greater part of which was of silk, and his

deportment throughout the affair was composed and gentlemanlike. He

continued during the period which intervened between his sentence and

execution to dress well and keep up his spirits. A gentleman of his

acquaintance, calling upon him in the condemned room, was surprised

to find him singing the song from the _Beggars’ Opera_, ‘’Tis woman

seduces all mankind.’ Having contrived to cut out the figure of a

draughtboard on the stone floor of his dungeon, he amused himself by

playing with any one who would join him, and, in default of such,

with his right hand against his left. This diagram remained in the

room where it was so strangely out of place till the destruction of

the jail. His dress and deportment at the gallows (October 1, 1788)

displayed a mind at ease, and gave some countenance to the popular

notion that he had made certain mechanical arrangements for saving his

life. Brodie was the first who proved the excellence of an improvement

he had formerly made on the apparatus of the gibbet. This was the

substitution of what is called the _drop_ for the ancient practice

of the double ladder. He inspected the thing with a professional

air, and seemed to view the result of his ingenuity with a smile of

satisfaction. When placed on that insecure pedestal, and while the rope

was adjusted round his neck by the executioner, his courage did not

forsake him. On the contrary, even there he exhibited a sort of levity;

he shuffled about, looked gaily around, and finally went out of the

world with his hand stuck carelessly into the open front of his vest.

[Illustration: Brodie’s Close.]

As its infirmities increased with old age, the Tolbooth showed itself

incapable of retaining prisoners of even ordinary rank. Within the

recollection of people living not long ago, a youth named Hay, the son

of a stabler in the Grassmarket, and who was under sentence of death

for burglary, effected his escape in a way highly characteristic of the

Heart of Mid-Lothian, and of the simple and unprecise system upon which

all public affairs were managed before the present age.

A few days before that appointed for the execution, the father went

up to the condemned room, apparently to condole with his unhappy son.

The irons had been previously got quit of by files. At nightfall, when

most visitors had left the jail, old Hay invited the inner turnkey, or

man who kept the hall-door, to come into the room and partake of some

liquor which he had brought with him. The man took a few glasses, and

became mellow just about the time when the bottle was exhausted and

when the time of locking up the jail (ten o’clock at that period) was

approaching. Hay expressed unwillingness to part at the moment when

they were just beginning to enjoy their liquor; a sentiment in which

the turnkey heartily sympathised. Hay took a crown from his pocket,

and proposed that his friend should go out and purchase a bottle of

good rum at a neighbouring shop. The man consented, and staggering away

downstairs, neglected to lock the inner door behind him. Young Hay

followed close, as had been concerted, and after the man had gone out,

and the outer turnkey had closed the outer door, stood in the stair

just within that dread portal, ready to spring into the street. Old Hay

then put his head to the great window of the hall, and cried: ‘Turn

your hand!’—the usual drawling cry which brought the outer turnkey to

open the door. The turnkey came mechanically at the cry, and unclosed

the outer door, when the young criminal sprang out, and ran as fast as

he could down Beth’s Wynd, a lane opposite the jail. According to the

plan which had been previously concerted, he repaired to a particular

part of the wall of the Greyfriars Churchyard, near the lower gate,

where it was possible for an agile person to climb up and spring over;

and so well had every stage of the business been planned that a large

stone had been thrown down at this place to facilitate the leap.

The youth had been provided with a key which could open Sir George

Mackenzie’s mausoleum—a place of peculiar horror, as it was supposed

to be haunted by the spirit of the bloody persecutor; but what will

not be submitted to for dear life? Having been brought up in Heriot’s

Hospital, in the immediate neighbourhood of the churchyard, Hay had

many boyish acquaintances still residing in that establishment. Some

of these he contrived to inform of his situation, enjoining them to

be secret, and beseeching them to assist him in his distress. The

Herioters of those days had a very clannish spirit—insomuch that

to have neglected the interests or safety of any individual of the

community, however unworthy he might be of their friendship, would

have been looked upon by them as a sin of the deepest dye. Hay’s

confidants, therefore, considered themselves bound to assist him by

all means in their power. They kept his secret faithfully, spared from

their own meals as much food as supported him, and ran the risk of

severe punishment, as well as of seeing eldritch sights, by visiting

him every night in his dismal abode. About six weeks after his escape

from jail, when the hue and cry had in a great measure subsided, he

ventured to leave the tomb, and it was afterwards known that he escaped

abroad.

[Illustration: Sir George Mackenzie’s Mausoleum.]

So ends our gossip respecting a building which has witnessed and

contained the meetings of the Scottish parliament in the romantic days

of the Jameses—which held the first fixed court of law established

in the country—which was looked to by the citizens in a rude age as

a fortified place for defence against external danger to their lives

and goods—which has immured in its gloomy walls persons of all kinds

liable to law, from the gallant Montrose and the faithful Guthrie

and Argyll down to the humblest malefactor in the modern style of

crime—and which, finally, has been embalmed in the imperishable pages

of the greatest writer of fiction our country has produced.

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