CHAPTER IV.

Stage-gossip and Small-talk.--Ranelagh Gardens.--Fontenoy and

Leicester House.--Echoes of the '45.--Preston Pans.--Culloden.--Trial

of the Rebel Lords.--Deaths of Kilmarnock and Balmerino.--Epilogue

to _Tamerlane_.--Walpole and his Relatives.--Lady Orford.--Literary

Efforts.--The Beauties.--Takes a House at Windsor.

During the period between Walpole's return to England and the death of

Lord Orford, his letters, addressed almost exclusively to Mann, are

largely occupied with the occurrences which accompanied and succeeded

his father's downfall. To Lord Orford's _protégé_ and relative these

particulars were naturally of the first importance, and Walpole's

function of 'General Intelligencer' fell proportionately into the

background. Still, there are occasional references to current events of

a merely social character. After the Secret Committee, he is interested

(probably because his friend Conway was pecuniarily interested) in

the Opera, and the reception by the British public of the Viscontina,

Amorevoli, and the other Italian singers whom he had known abroad.

Of the stage he says comparatively little, dismissing poor Mrs.

Woffington, who had then just made her appearance at Covent Garden, as

'a bad actress,' who, nevertheless, 'has life,'--an opinion in which

he is supported by Conway, who calls her 'an impudent, Irish-faced

girl.' In the acting of Garrick, after whom all the town is (as Gray

writes) 'horn-mad' in May, 1742, he sees nothing wonderful, although

he admits that it is heresy to say so, since that infallible stage

critic, the Duke of Argyll, has declared him superior to Betterton. But

he praises 'a little simple farce' at Drury Lane, _Miss Lucy in Town_,

by Henry Fielding, in which his future friend, Mrs. Clive, and Beard

mimic Amorevoli and the Muscovita. The same letter contains a reference

to another famous stage-queen, now nearing eighty, Anne Bracegirdle,

who should have had the money that Congreve left to Henrietta, Duchess

of Marlborough. 'Tell Mr. Chute [he says] that his friend Bracegirdle

breakfasted with me this morning. As she went out, and wanted her

clogs, she turned to me, and said, "I remember at the playhouse, they

used to call, Mrs. Oldfield's chair! Mrs. Barry's clogs! and Mrs.

Bracegirdle's pattens!"'[53] One pictures a handsome old lady, a

little bent, and leaning on a crutch stick as she delivers this parting

utterance at the door.[54]

[53] _Walpole to Mann_, 26 May, 1742.

[54] According to Pinkerton, another anecdote connects Mrs. Bracegirdle

with the Walpoles. 'Mr. Shorter, my mother's father [he makes Horace

say], was walking down Norfolk Street in the Strand, to his house

there, just before poor Mountfort the player was killed in that street,

by assassins hired by Lord Mohun. This nobleman, lying in wait for

his prey, came up and embraced Mr. Shorter by mistake, saying, 'Dear

Mountfort!' It was fortunate that he was instantly undeceived, for Mr.

Shorter had hardly reached his house before the murder took place'

(_Walpoliana_, ii. 96). Mountfort, it will be remembered, owed his

death to Mrs. Bracegirdle's liking for him.

Among the occurrences of 1742 which find fitting record in the

correspondence, is the opening of that formidable rival to Vauxhall,

Ranelagh Gardens. All through the spring the great Rotunda, with its

encircling tiers of galleries and supper-boxes,--the _coup d'œil_ of

which Johnson thought was the finest thing he had ever seen,--had

been rising slowly at the side of Chelsea Hospital. In April it was

practically completed, and almost ready for visitors. Walpole, of

course, breakfasts there, like the rest of the _beau monde_. 'The

building is not finished [he says], but they get great sums by people

going to see it and breakfasting in the house; there were yesterday

no less than three hundred and eighty persons, at eighteenpence

a-piece. You see how poor we are, when, with a tax of four shillings

in the pound, we are laying out such sums for cakes and ale.'[55] A

week or two later comes the formal inauguration. 'Two nights ago [May

24] Ranelagh-gardens were opened at Chelsea; the Prince, Princess,

Duke, much nobility, and much mob besides, were there. There is a

vast amphitheatre, finely gilt, painted, and illuminated, into which

everybody that loves eating, drinking, staring, or crowding, is

admitted for twelvepence. The building and disposition of the gardens

cost sixteen thousand pounds. Twice a week there are to be Ridottos at

guinea-tickets, for which you are to have a supper and music. I was

there last night [May 25],'--the writer adds,--'but did not find the

joy of it,'[56] and, at present, he prefers Vauxhall, because of the

approach by water, that '_trajet du fleuve fatal_,'--as it is styled

in the _Vauxhall de Londres_ which a French poet dedicated in 1769

to M. de Fontenelle. He seems, however, to have taken Lord Orford to

Ranelagh, and he records in July that they walked with a train at

their heels like two chairmen going to fight,--from which he argues a

return of his father's popularity. Two years later Fashion has declared

itself on the side of the new garden, and Walpole has gone over to

the side of Fashion. 'Every night constantly [he tells Conway] I go

to Ranelagh; which has totally beat Vauxhall. Nobody goes anywhere

else,--everybody goes there. My Lord Chesterfield is so fond of it that

he says he has ordered all his letters to be directed thither. If you

had never seen it, I would make you a most pompous description of it,

and tell you how the floor is all of beaten princes; that you can't set

your foot without treading on a Prince of Wales or Duke of Cumberland.

The company is universal: there is from his Grace of Grafton down to

children out of the Foundling Hospital; from my Lady Townshend to

the kitten; from my Lord Sandys to your humble cousin and sincere

friend.'[57]

[55] _Walpole to Mann_, 22 April, 1742.

[56] _Walpole to Mann_, 26 May, 1742.

[57] _Walpole to Conway_, 29 June, 1744.

After Lord Orford's death, the next landmark in Horace Walpole's life

is his removal to the house at Twickenham, subsequently known as

Strawberry Hill. To a description of this historical mansion the next

chapter will be in part devoted. In the mean time we may linger for a

moment upon the record which these letters contain of the famous '45.

No better opportunity will probably occur of exhibiting Walpole as

the reporter of history in the process of making. Much that he tells

Mann and Montagu is no doubt little more than the skimming of the last

_Gazette_; but he had always access to trustworthy information, and is

seldom a dull reporter, even of newspaper news. Almost the next letter

to that in which he dwells at length upon the loss of his father,

records the disaster of Tournay, or Fontenoy, in which, he tells Mann,

Mr. Conway has highly distinguished himself, magnificently engaging--as

appears from a subsequent communication--no less than two French

Grenadiers at once. His account of the battle is bare enough; but what

apparently interests him most is the patriotic conduct of the Prince of

Wales, who made a _chanson_ on the occasion, after the fashion of the

Regent Orléans:--

'VENEZ, mes chères Déesses,

Venez calmer mon chagrin;

Aidez, mes belles Princesses,

A le noyer dans le vin.

Poussons cette douce Ivresse

Jusqu'au milieu de la nuit,

Et n'écoutons que la tendresse

D'un charmant vis-à-vis.

* * * * *

'Que m'importe que l'Europe

Ait un ou plusieurs tyrans?

Prions seulement Calliope,

Qu'elle inspire nos vers, nos chants.

Laissons Mars et toute la gloire;

Livrons nous tous à l'amour;

Que Bacchus nous donne à boire;

A ces deux fasions [_sic_] la cour.'

The goddesses addressed were Lady Catherine Hanmer, Lady Fauconberg,

and Lady Middlesex, who played Congreve's _Judgment of Paris_ at

Leicester House, with his Royal Highness as Paris, and Prince Lobkowitz

for Mercury. Walpole says of the song that it 'miscarried in nothing

but the language, the thoughts, and the poetry.' Yet he copies the

whole five verses, of which the above are two, for Mann's delectation.

A more logical sequence to Fontenoy than the lyric of Leicester House

is the descent of Charles Edward upon Scotland. In August Walpole

reports to Mann that there is a proclamation out 'for apprehending

the Pretender's son,' who had landed in July; in September he is

marching on Edinburgh. Ten days later the writer is speculating half

ruefully upon the possibilities of being turned out of his comfortable

sinecures in favour of some forlorn Irish peer. 'I shall wonderfully

dislike being a loyal sufferer in a threadbare coat, and shivering

in an ante-chamber at Hanover, or reduced to teach Latin and English

to the young princes at Copenhagen. The Dowager Strafford has already

written cards for my Lady Nithsdale, my Lady Tullibardine, the Duchess

of Perth and Berwick, and twenty more revived peeresses, to invite them

to play at whisk, Monday three months; for your part, you will divert

yourself with their old taffeties, and tarnished slippers, and their

awkwardness, the first day they go to Court in shifts and clean linen.

Will you ever write to me in my garret at Herrenhausen?'[58] Then upon

this come the contradictions of rumour, the 'general supineness,'

the raising of regiments, and the disaster of Preston Pans, with

its inevitable condemnation of Cope. 'I pity poor him, who, with no

shining abilities, and no experience, and no force, was sent to fight

for a crown! He never saw a battle but that of Dettingen, where he

got his red ribbon; Churchill, whose led-captain he was, and my Lord

Harrington, had pushed him up to this misfortune.[59] We have lost all

our artillery, five hundred men taken--and _three_ killed, and several

officers, as you will see in the papers. This defeat has frightened

everybody but those it rejoices, and those it should frighten most; but

my Lord Granville still buoys up the King's spirits, and persuades him

it is nothing.'[60]

[58] _Walpole to Montagu_, 17 Sept., 1745.

[59] Walpole later revised this verdict: 'General Cope was tried

afterwards for his behaviour in this action, and it appeared very

clearly that the Ministry, his inferior officers, and his troops, were

greatly to blame; and that he did all he could, so ill-directed, so

ill-supplied, and so ill-obeyed.'

[60] _Walpole to Mann_, 27 Sept., 1745.

Nothing, indeed, it proved in the issue. But Walpole was wiser in his

immediate apprehensions than King George's advisers, who were not wise.

In his subsequent letters we get scattered glimpses of the miserable

story that ended in Culloden. Towards the end of October he is auguring

hopefully from the protracted neglect of the rebels to act upon their

success. In November they are in England. But the backwardness of

the Jacobites to join them is already evident, and he writes 'in the

greatest confidence of our getting over this ugly business.' Early in

December they have reached Derby, only to be soon gone again, miserably

harassed, and leaving their sick and cannon behind. With the new year

come tidings to Mann that the rebellion is dying down in England,

and that General Hawley has marched northward to put it quite out.

Once more, on the 23rd February, it flares fitfully at Falkirk, and

then fades as suddenly. The battle that Walpole hourly expects, not

without some trepidation, for Conway is one of the Duke of Cumberland's

aides-de-camp, is still deferred, and it is April before the two armies

face each other on Culloden Moor. Then he writes jubilantly to his

Florentine correspondent: 'On the 16th, the Duke, by forced marches,

came up with the rebels a little on this side Inverness,--by the way,

the battle is not christened yet; I only know that neither Preston Pans

nor Falkirk are to be god-fathers. The rebels, who had fled from him

after their victory [of Falkirk], and durst not attack him, when so

much exposed to them at his passage of the Spey, now stood him, they

seven thousand, he ten. They broke through Barril's regiment and killed

Lord Robert Kerr, a handsome young gentleman, who was cut to pieces

with about thirty wounds; but they were soon repulsed, and fled; the

whole engagement not lasting above a quarter of an hour. The young

Pretender escaped, Mr. Conway says, he hears, wounded: he certainly

was in the rear. They have lost above a thousand men in the engagement

and pursuit; and six hundred were already taken; among which latter

are their French Ambassador and Earl Kilmarnock. The Duke of Perth

and Lord Ogilvie are said to be slain.... Except Lord Robert Kerr, we

lost nobody of note: Sir Robert Rich's eldest son has lost his hand,

and about a hundred and thirty private men fell. The defeat is reckoned

total, and the dispersion general; and all their artillery is taken. It

is a brave young Duke! The town is all blazing round me [_i. e._, at

Arlington Street] as I write, with fireworks and illuminations: I have

some inclination to wrap up half-a-dozen sky-rockets, to make you drink

the Duke's health. Mr. Dodington [in Pall Mall], on the first report,

came out with a very pretty illumination,--so pretty that I believe he

had it by him, ready for _any_ occasion.'[61]

[61] _Walpole to Mann_, 25 April, 1746.

Walpole's account of these occurrences is, of course, hearsay,

although, as regards Culloden, he probably derived the details from

Conway, who was present. But in some of the events which ensued, he is

either actually a spectator himself, or fresh from direct communication

with those who have been spectators. One of the most graphic passages

in his entire correspondence is his description of the trial of the

rebel lords, at which he assisted; and another is his narrative of the

executions of Kilmarnock and Balmerino, written down from the relation

of eye-witnesses. It is hardly possible to get much nearer to history.

'I am this moment come from the conclusion of the greatest and most

melancholy scene I ever yet saw! You will easily guess it was the

Trials of the rebel Lords. As it was the most interesting sight, it

was the most solemn and fine: a coronation is a puppet-show, and all

the splendour of it idle; but this sight at once feasted one's eyes

and engaged all one's passions. It began last Monday; three parts of

Westminster-hall were inclosed with galleries, and hung with scarlet;

and the whole ceremony was conducted with the most awful solemnity

and decency, except in the one point of leaving the prisoners at

the bar, amidst the idle curiosity of some crowd, and even with the

witnesses who had sworn against them, while the Lords adjourned to

their own House to consult. No part of the royal family was there,

which was a proper regard to the unhappy men, who were become their

victims.... I had armed myself with all the resolution I could, with

the thought of their crimes and of the danger past, and was assisted

by the sight of the Marquis of Lothian in weepers for his son [Lord

Robert Kerr], who fell at Culloden; but the first appearance of the

prisoners shocked me! their behaviour melted me.' After going on to

speak of Lord Kilmarnock and Lord Cromartie (afterwards reprieved),

he continues: 'For Lord Balmerino, he is the most natural brave old

fellow I ever saw: the highest intrepidity, even to indifference.

At the bar he behaved like a soldier and a man; in the intervals of

form, with carelessness and humour. He pressed extremely to have his

wife, his pretty Peggy [Margaret Chalmers], with him in the Tower,

Lady Cromartie only sees her husband through the grate, not choosing

to be shut up with him, as she thinks she can serve him better by her

intercession without: she is big with child and very handsome: so

are their daughters. When they were to be brought from the Tower in

separate coaches, there was some dispute in which the axe must go: old

Balmerino cried, 'Come, come, put it with me.' At the bar he plays with

his fingers upon the axe, while he talks to the gentleman-gaoler; and

one day somebody coming up to listen, he took the blade and held it

like a fan between their faces. During the trial, a little boy was near

him, but not tall enough to see; he made room for the child, and placed

him near himself.'[62]

[62] _Walpole to Mann_, 1 Aug., 1746.

Balmerino's gallant demeanour evidently fascinated Walpole. In his

next letter he relates how on his way back to the Tower the sturdy

old dragoon had stopped the coach at Charing Cross to buy some

'honey-blobs' (gooseberries); and when afterwards he comes to write his

account of the execution, although he tells the story of Kilmarnock's

death with feeling, the best passage is given to his companion in

misfortune. He describes how, on the fatal 15th August, before he left

the Tower, Balmerino drank a bumper to King James; how he wore his

rebellious regimentals (blue and red) over a flannel waistcoat and

his shroud; how, embracing Lord Kilmarnock, he said, 'My Lord, I wish

I could suffer for both.' Then followed the beheading of Kilmarnock;

and the narrator goes on: 'The scaffold was immediately new-strewed

with sawdust, the block new covered, the executioner new-dressed, and

a new axe brought. Then came old Balmerino, treading with the air of a

general. As soon as he mounted the scaffold, he read the inscription

on his coffin, as he did again afterwards: he then surveyed the

spectators, who were in amazing numbers, even upon masts upon ships in

the river; and pulling out his spectacles, read a treasonable speech,

which he delivered to the Sheriff, and said, the young Pretender was

so sweet a Prince that flesh and blood could not resist following him;

and lying down to try the block, he said, 'If I had a thousand lives,

I would lay them all down here in the same cause.' He said if he had

not taken the sacrament the day before, he would have knocked down

Williamson, the Lieutenant of the Tower, for his ill-usage of him. He

took the axe and felt it, and asked the headsman how many blows he had

given Lord Kilmarnock; and gave him three guineas. Two clergymen, who

attended him, coming up, he said, 'No, gentlemen, I believe you have

already done me all the service you can.' Then he went to the corner

of the scaffold, and called very loud for the warder, to give him his

perriwig, which he took off, and put on a night-cap of Scotch plaid,

and then pulled off his coat and waistcoat and lay down; but being told

he was on the wrong side, vaulted round, and immediately gave the sign

by tossing up his arm, as if he were giving the signal for battle. He

received three blows; but the first certainly took away all sensation.

He was not a quarter of an hour on the scaffold; Lord Kilmarnock above

half a one. Balmerino certainly died with the intrepidity of a hero,

but the insensibility of one too. As he walked from his prison to

execution, seeing every window and top of house filled with spectators,

he cried out, "Look, look, how they are all piled up like rotten

oranges."'[63]

[63] _Walpole to Mann_, 21 August, 1746. Gray, who was at the trial,

also mentions Balmerino, not so enthusiastically. 'He is an old

soldier-like man, of a vulgar manner and aspect, speaks the broadest

Scotch, and shews an intrepidity, that some ascribe to real courage,

and some to brandy' (_Letter to Wharton_, August). 'Old Balmerino,

when he had read his paper to the people, pulled off his spectacles,

spit upon his handkerchief, and wiped them clean for the use of his

posterity; and that is the last page of his history' (_Letter to

Wharton_, 11 Sept., 1746).

In the old print of the execution, the scaffold on Tower Hill is shown

surrounded by a wide square of dragoons, beyond which the crowd--'the

immense display of human countenances which surrounded it like a sea,'

as Scott has it--are visible on every side. No. 14 Tower Hill is said

to have been the house from which the two lords were led to the block,

and a trail of blood along the hall and up the first flight of stairs

was long shown as indicating the route by which the mutilated bodies

were borne to await interment in St. Peter's Chapel. A few months

later Walpole records the execution in the same place of Simon Fraser,

Lord Lovat, the cunning old Jacobite, whose characteristic attitude

and 'pawky' expression live for ever in the admirable sketch which

Hogarth made of him at St. Albans. He died (says Walpole) 'extremely

well, without passion, affectation, buffoonery, or timidity.' But he is

not so distinguished as either Kilmarnock or Balmerino, and, however

Roman his taking-off, the chief memorable thing about it is, that it

was happily the last of these sanguinary scenes in this country. The

only other incident which it is here needful to chronicle in connection

with the 'Forty Five' is Walpole's verses on the Suppression of the

late Rebellion. On the 4th and 5th November, the anniversaries of

King William's birth and landing, it was the custom to play Rowe's

_Tamerlane_, and this year (1746) the epilogue spoken by Mrs. Pritchard

'in the Character of the Comic Muse' was from Walpole's pen. According

to the writer, special terrors had threatened the stage from the advent

of 'Rome's young missionary spark,' the Chevalier, and the Tragic

Muse, raising, 'to eyes well-tutor'd in the trade of grief,' 'a small

and well-lac'd handkerchief,' is represented by her lighter sister as

bewailing the prospect to her 'buskined progeny' after this fashion:--

'Ah! sons, our dawn is over-cast; and all

Theatric glories nodding to their fall.

From foreign realms a bloody chief is come,

Big with the work of slav'ry and of Rome.

A general ruin on his sword he wears,

Fatal alike to audience and to play'rs.

For ah! my sons, what freedom for the stage

When bigotry with sense shall battle wage?

When monkish laureats only wear the bays,

Inquisitors lord chamberlains of plays?

Plays shall be damn'd that 'scap'd the critic's rage,

For priests are still worse tyrants to the stage.

Cato, receiv'd by audiences so gracious,

Shall find ten Cæsars in one St. Ignatius,

And god-like Brutus here shall meet again

His evil genius in a capuchin.

For heresy the fav'rites of the pit

Must burn, and excommunicated wit;

And at one stake, we shall behold expire

My Anna Bullen, and the Spanish Fryar.'[64]

[64] Walpole's _Works_, 1798, i. 25-7.

After this the epilogue digresses into a comparison of the Duke of

Cumberland with King William. Virgil, Juvenal, Addison, Dryden, and

Pope, upon one of whose lines on Cibber Walpole bases his reference

to the Lord Chamberlain, are all laid under contribution in this

performance. It 'succeeded to flatter me,' he tells Mann a few days

later,--a Gallicism from which we must infer an enthusiastic reception.

Walpole's personal and domestic history does not present much interest

at this period. His sister Mary (Catherine Shorter's daughter), who

had married the third Earl of Cholmondeley, had died long before her

mother. In February, 1746, his half-sister, Lady Mary, his playmate at

comet in the Houghton days, married Mr. Churchill,--'a foolish match,'

in Horace's opinion, to which he will have nothing to say. With his

second brother, Sir Edward Walpole, he seems to have had but little

intercourse, and that scarcely of a fraternal character. In 1857,

Cunningham published for the first time a very angry letter from Edward

to his junior, in which the latter was bitterly reproached for his

interference in disposing of the family borough of Castle Rising, and

(incidentally) for his assumption of superiority, mental and otherwise.

To this communication Walpole prepared a most caustic and categorical

answer, which, however, he never sent. For his nieces, Edward Walpole's

natural daughters, of whom it will be more convenient to speak later,

Horace seems always to have felt a sincere regard. But although his

brother had tastes which must have been akin to his own, for Edward

Walpole was in his way an art patron (Roubillac the sculptor, for

instance, was much indebted to him) and a respectable musician, no

real cordiality ever existed between them. 'There is nothing in the

world'--he tells Montagu in May, 1745--'the Baron of Englefield has

such an aversion for as for his brother.'[65]

[65] Englefield, _i. e._ Englefield Green, in Berkshire, on the summit

of Cooper's Hill, near Windsor, where Edward Walpole lived.

For his eldest brother's wife, the Lady Walpole who had formed one

of the learned trio at Florence, he entertained no kind of respect,

and his letters are full of flouts at her Ladyship's manners and

morality. Indeed, between _préciosité_ and 'Platonic love,' her life

does not appear to have been a particularly worshipful one, and her

long sojourn under Italian skies had not improved her. At present

she was Lady Orford, her husband, who is seldom mentioned, and from

whom she had been living apart, having succeeded to the title at his

father's death. From Walpole's letters to Mann, it seems that in April,

1745, she was, much to the dismay of her relatives, already preening

her wings for England. In September, she has arrived, and Walpole is

maliciously delighted at the cold welcome she obtains from the Court

and from society in general, with the exception of her old colleague,

Lady Pomfret, and that in one sense congenial spirit, Lady Townshend.

Later on, a definite separation from her husband appears to have

been agreed upon, which Walpole fondly hopes may have the effect of

bringing about her departure for Italy. 'The Ladies O[rford] and

T[ownshend]'--he says--'have exhausted scandal both in their persons

and conversations.' However much this may be exaggerated (and Walpole

never spares his antipathies), the last we hear of Lady Orford is

certainly on his side, for she has retired from town to a villa near

Richmond with a lover for whom she has postponed that southward flight

which her family so ardently desired. This fortunate Endymion, the Hon.

Sewallis Shirley, son of Robert, first Earl Ferrers, had already been

one of the most favoured lovers of the notorious 'lady of quality'

whose memoirs were afterwards foisted into _Peregrine Pickle_. To Lady

Vane now succeeded Lady Orford, as eminent for wealth--says sarcastic

Lady Mary Wortley Montagu--as her predecessor had been for beauty,

and equal in her 'heroic contempt for shame.' This new connection was

destined to endure. It was in September, 1746, that Walpole chronicled

his sister-in-law's latest frailty, and in May, 1751, only a few

weeks after her husband's death,[66] she married Shirley at the Rev.

Alexander Keith's convenient little chapel in May Fair.'

[66] Robert Walpole, second Earl of Orford, Horace Walpole's eldest

brother, died in March, 1751.

In 1744, died Alexander Pope, to be followed a year later by the great

Dean of St. Patrick's. Neither of these events leaves any lasting

mark in Walpole's correspondence,--indeed of Swift's death there is

no mention at all. A nearer bereavement was the premature loss of

West, which had taken place two years before, closing sorrowfully with

faint accomplishment a life of promise. _Vale, et vive paulisper cum

vivis_,--he had written a few days earlier to Gray,--his friend to the

last. With Gray, Walpole's friendship, as will be seen presently, had

been resumed. His own literary essays still lie chiefly in the domain

of squib and _jeu d'esprit_. In April, 1746, over the appropriate

signature of 'Descartes,' he printed in No. II. of _The Museum_ a

'Scheme for Raising a Large Sum of Money for the Use of the Government,

by laying a tax on Message-Cards and Notes,' and in No. V. a pretended

Advertisement and Table of Contents for a _History of Good Breeding,

from the Creation of the World_, by the Author of the Whole Duty of

Man. The wit of this is a little laboured, and scarcely goes beyond the

announcement that 'The Eight last Volumes, which relate to _Germany_,

may be had separate;' nor does that of the other exceed a mild

reflection of Fielding's manner in some of his minor pieces. Among

other things, we gather that it was the custom of the fine ladies of

the day to send open messages on blank playing-cards; and it is stated

as a fact or a fancy that 'after the fatal day of Fontenoy,' persons

of quality 'all wrote their notes on Indian paper, which, being red,

when inscribed with Japan ink made a melancholy military kind of elegy

on the brave youths who occasioned the fashion, and were often the

honourable subject of the epistle.' The only remaining effort of any

importance at this time is the little poem of _The Beauties_, somewhat

recalling Gay's Prologue to the _Shepherd's Week_, and written in July,

1746, to Eckardt the painter. Here is a specimen:--

In smiling CAPEL'S bounteous look

Rich autumn's goddess is mistook.

With poppies and with spiky corn,

Eckardt, her nut-brown curls adorn;

And by her side, in decent line,

Place charming BERKELEY, Proserpine.

Mild as a summer sea, serene,

In dimpled beauty next be seen

AYLESB'RY, like hoary Neptune's queen.

With her the light-dispensing fair,

Whose beauty gilds the morning air,

And bright as her attendant sun,

The new Aurora, LYTTELTON.

Such Guido's pencil, beauty-tip'd,

And in ethereal colours dip'd,

In measur'd dance to tuneful song

Drew the sweet goddess, as along

Heaven's azure 'neath their light feet spread,

The buxom hours the fairest led.'[67]

[67] Walpole's _Works_ 1798, i. 21-2.

'Charming Berkeley,' here mentioned, afterwards became the third wife

of Goldsmith's friend, Earl Nugent, and the mother of the little girl

who played tricks upon the author of _She Stoops to Conquer_ at her

father's country seat of Gosfield; 'Aylesb'ry, like hoary Neptune's

queen,' married Walpole's friend, Conway, and 'the new Aurora,

Lyttelton,' was that engaging Lucy Fortescue upon whose death in 1747

her husband wrote the monody so pitilessly parodied by Smollett.[68]

Lady Almeria Carpenter, Lady Emily Lenox, Miss Chudleigh (afterwards

the notorious Duchess of Kingston), and many other well-known names,

_quos nunc perscribere longum est_, are also celebrated.

[68] Writing to Walpole in March, 1751, Gray says: 'In the last volume

[of _Peregrine Pickle_] is a character of Mr. Lyttleton [_sic_], under

the name of "Gosling Scrag," and a parody of part of his Monody, under

the notion of a Pastoral on the death of his grandmother' (_Works_ by

Gosse, 1884, ii. 214).

In August, 1746, Walpole announces to Mann that he has taken a pretty

house within the precincts of the castle at Windsor, to which he is

going for the remainder of the summer. In September he has entered

upon residence, for Gray tells Wharton that he sees him 'usually once

a week.' 'All is mighty free, and even friendly more than one could

expect,'--and one of the first things posted off to Conway, is Gray's

_Ode on a Distant Prospect of Eton College_, which the sender desires

he 'will please to like excessively.' He is drawn from his retreat by

the arrival of a young Florentine friend, the Marquis Rinuncini, to

whom he has to do the London honours. 'I stayed literally an entire

week with him, carried him to see palaces and Richmond gardens and

park, and Chenevix's shop, and talked a great deal to him _alle

conversazioni_.'[69] 'Chenevix's shop' suggests the main subject of the

next chapter,--the purchase and occupation of Strawberry Hill.

[69] _Walpole to Mann_ 15 Sept., 1746.

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