Couldn’t Miss

The Germans rushed at us like a crowd streaming from a cup-tie at the

Crystal Palace. You could not miss them. Our bullets ploughed into

them, but still on they came. I was well entrenched, and my rifle got

so hot I could hardly hold it. I was wondering if I should have enough

bullets when a pal shouted, “Up, Guards, and at them!” The next second

he was bowled over with a nasty knock on the shoulder. He jumped and

hissed, “Let me get at them”: _Private Whittaker_.

What Ho!

When we copped the German infantry without their artillery we gave them

“What Ho!” Our boys were fine marching on, or in the firing line,

always happy. One night in the trenches, waiting for the Germans, they

were singing “It’s a long way to Tipperary” and “Sing something Irish

to me,” but it was not long when the German artillery sang “Get out and

get under.” They sent some “humming birds”--I mean shells--over to us

and spoiled our concert: _Private P. McGrath_.

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