CHAPTER VIII.

_Some Things I have Known Cannibal Birds to Do._

Now, dear reader, I am well aware of the fact that my book would be more

popular if I left these questions out. I am like yourself, I wish I had

nothing to say but good about every bird, for I love to see them. But

remember, what I am telling in this book is what I know about nature, so

please don’t jump on me with both feet for telling the truth.

First of all let me say that the larger the hawk, the more anxious the

majority are to shoot him. This is a mistake. It is the medium-sized

hawk that is the worst. The sparrow-hawk is the smallest, and he is hard

on fledglings such as bobolinks and song sparrows. Yes, I know they will

eat grasshoppers, but these are usually eaten by the young birds; the

adult sparrow-hawk lives chiefly on mice and small birds.

When I raised pheasants I always made a “hide” where I could lay for the

little chicks’ enemies. One day I fed my chicks at one p.m., when I

returned at four-thirty I tapped the tin to call them and only seven out

of the seventeen little beauties came and they were on their tiptoes,

shy and frightened. My first thought was, “a weasel,” but when I saw

Mrs. Hen turn her head sidewise and look up, I called to my boy to bring

the shotgun and a couple of loads of No. 6. I soon was in the “hide,”

and the boy had scarcely got to the house when I heard the old hen say

“k-tt-tt-tt,” meaning “lie low,” so I took her advice, and in about five

seconds a sparrow-hawk came down out of the heavens like a bullet—too

fast for me. Before I could get the gun on him he was on the ground. He

saw me and missed his bird; and when he was about four feet in the air

again I just lifted him with a load of shot. The next morning we went

over to the woods and destroyed the other old one and the young, and

found remnants of some of the young pheasants. Now this hawk killed and

carried away ten of these little chick pheasants in less than four

hours. These little pheasants were about ten days old. After pheasants

get to be the size of a small quail or mourning dove, sparrow-hawks will

not take them. Many a small hawk have I fooled by taking a little dead

pheasant and running a wire through him, standing up in a natural

position on a steel trap, letting Mr. Hawk come down out of the air and

help himself. I have often caught owls in this same way.

I could go on and on, relating such experiences until you got hungry.

But remember, the sparrow-hawk is only one. The worst are yet to come,

the Cooper’s, the sharp-shinned, and the goshawk; these three are just

like bullets in the air. But while the pheasants are tiny the

sparrow-hawk is the worst, because it is more numerous. To any person

who might think of raising pheasants for profit let me say that unless

you first study how to destroy weasels, barn rats, stray house cats and

cannibal birds you had better give up the business a week or so before

you start. Remember, when hawks are driven to it by hunger they will

kill and eat each other, and owls will do the same; I have known dozens

of cases of this in my life.

There are two large hawks I never destroy, the Red Tail and the Red

Shoulder. They are too big and clumsy to be very destructive on our

birds. When these two varieties get in my traps I usually label them

with an aluminum band and let them go; but, strange to say, I have never

heard from one of these in my life. I know they will kill a clumsy

barnyard fowl or so, and they will also kill snakes; so I say of them as

Pilate said, “I find no fault” with these fellows.

I spend a lot of my life burning brick and drain-tile at night, and

during the summer months it is very interesting to see the toads come

before the light of the fires and catch insects. The snakes that these

big hawks eat, kill the toads; and I don’t like snakes, even if they are

not in my boots.

Now this innocent-looking little screech-owl! Just last summer I went

over to the martin house one morning to see what was wrong with them,

and here were three or four helpless fledglings flapping on the ground,

and the old ones hovering at the house as if it were a bees’ nest. Well,

to be brief, we killed nine screech-owls in less than two weeks, but not

until they had killed and driven all our martins away for that year. At

a screech-owl’s nest I once found my hat-full of remnants of bluebirds’

wings, young robins’ wings and feet, and quail, song-sparrow and English

sparrow feathers. In another case a screech-owl went through the

two-inch mesh wire netting and killed a golden pheasant hen for me and

ate her throat out. This owl only weighed three and one-half ounces. A

doctor in the town of Leamington once called me in to see what had

killed his golden pheasant hen that was setting on twelve eggs. The pen

was made of two-inch mesh netting. I at once said it was a screech-owl

and showed him how I knew. He then told me he harbored screech-owls in

and around his barns to kill the English sparrows. Another man I knew

kept a screech-owl in his barn to kill the sparrows, and he was puzzled

to know what killed his tame pigeons.

The screech-owl is just a miniature horned owl, both in looks and

habits. But I have never had my wits tried more with any bird than I

have with the Great Horned Owl. On one occasion one of these winged

brutes came and apparently just got his toes pinched in a trap; and

night after night he sprung the traps and took a hen pheasant. This went

on until he had taken twelve. Then I put on fur coat and made a bed of

robes out in the “hide” which I always kept ready in the enclosure; and

there I lay in that bright moonlit, stinging-cold, zero night. At last I

saw an owl hovering over the ground, and fortunately for me he got

fooled; he came to examine the decoys near me and while his attention

was rivetted on them I raised up and fired, and he never knew what hit

him. When I went to the house it was three a.m. I usually catch twelve

to fifteen of these owls every winter.

Remember, when he comes and gets a bird he will eat what he wants of it,

and come back the following night for a new one.

But how these cannibals locate other birds for miles and miles across

the country is a mystery. Yet if we go down in the field and kill a beef

on a hot summer’s day, the turkey buzzards will be here in less than

one-half hour. Where did these vultures come from? You perhaps have not

seen one for a month. How did they know you were killing a beef? This

question may be just as much in place as: How do the hawks and owls find

their prey?

The great horned owl nests in the winter or early, early spring,

building in a cavity of a tree or a crow’s or hawk’s nest. They lay two

pure white eggs, round like a turtle’s eggs, about the size of an

ordinary barnyard fowl’s or a shade smaller. I have got the nest as

early as the first day in February, when old Mrs. Owl was setting. The

female horned owl is larger than the male; she will weigh about four

pounds and has a wing-spread of fully fifty inches.

Now I know there are a lot of people who protect these cannibal birds

because they kill mice. Yes, they do kill mice. But it takes dozens and

dozens of our insectivorous and weed-destroying birds to raise one owl.

I claim that the good one robin or quail does, in one day, overbalances

the harm a dozen mice will do.

Now we come to the crow and bronze grackle, the largest blackbird. These

two birds raise their young chiefly on the eggs of other birds. Why this

is, I won’t pretend to say, nor will I attempt to throw a ray of light

upon it, but will frankly confess I do not understand. Possibly it has

come about through man’s interference with their natural habits.

The crow was the first bird I hunted in Canada, as we thought they

pulled our corn. I went to the woods and located their nests, and soon I

became wise enough to imitate the call of the young; then I had Mr. Crow

beaten. I would first destroy the young if possible, then hide in the

green bushes and caw quietly as I had heard the young do, and dozens of

crows have brought their food to the wrong baby. Yes, I have even gone

so far as to call them right down into the small trees so as to make a

very light load of ammunition do the work, as it cost money to buy

powder and shot in those days. Now comes more of what we don’t want to

hear. What were these crows feeding their young on? Crawfish, pollywogs,

small frogs, grubs, etc.; but seventy-five per cent. of the food that

these old crows would vomit up as they struck the ground was eggs. It

was these old black rascals that taught me what to raise fledglings on,

and it is just as easy for me, now, to raise a young bird on custard as

it would be to raise a row during a political campaign.

I am going to tell you some pitiful things. I have seen young, unhatched

robins spued out of a dying crow’s mouth, and the little things were

still alive. Whether the eggs were broken in her throat before I shot

her or not, I do not know, but they were broken when thrown up. Yes,

they will take blackbirds’ eggs just as quick as they will the robins’,

and other, weaker birds’ if they have the opportunity; but the robin

does seem to be their choice, possibly because he does not conceal his

nest better. Yet I was hunting the crows because they pulled our corn!

In all my life I never knew a crow to bring corn to her young. Yes, I

have shaken as high as seven little, unhatched birds out of a gasping

crow’s mouth, and any one of these creatures, if left to mature, would

do as much good as a crow. If you want to trap a crow use hens’ eggs for

bait, but bear in mind he is cute, and you must conceal the trap very

carefully.

The bronze grackle is nothing only a small crow; his habits are exactly

the same. He will drop on a tree and look around; seizing an opportunity

he will come down and go through a bush where there is likely to be a

song-sparrow’s nest just like a ferret will go through a stone-pile

after a rabbit. I have known him to take the young birds after they were

hatched. But so many men who know the habits of these birds will say

they think they do as much good as they do harm! Why they make this

statement I don’t understand. And if you throw this book across the room

and never pick it up, I cannot help it, for I am telling you the truth:

These crows and grackles are the worst nest-robbers in America. They do

ten times more harm than good. Remember I am not writing just to please

the reader, but to give you facts gathered from personal experience and

observation, and my beliefs founded thereon; and I am sure that fifty

per cent. of the eggs and young of our song, insectivorous and game

birds in Ontario are devoured by these cold-blooded, nest-robbing

cannibals, the crow being the worst of all. He will take young mourning

doves out of the nest when they are as large as sparrows; the quail, and

kildeer, and dozens of other such beautiful mothers are perfectly

helpless and can no more keep him off than a human mother’s naked hands

could keep a vicious lion from tearing her baby into fragments.

By the way, I am now perfecting a trap whereby I can catch crows by the

hundreds during the winter months. These crows will be handed over to

gun clubs for trap-shooting purposes. And although he is a black

murderer we must treat him fair, and give him a chance for his life;

therefore, my request will be to shoot them from five unknown traps at

twenty-five to thirty yards rise. The shooter will not be charged for

the crows he kills, but will be fined for every one he allows to escape;

in addition to the above fine he will be liable to any other punishment

a good, cheerful bunch of trap-shooters see fit to impose upon him, such

as rail-riding him around the club-house for allowing one of these black

murderers to get away. The shooters will be fined according to their

shooting ability. These fines will be used for buying up old, faithful

horses which will be humanely destroyed and used for bait to decoy more

of these old, black Pharaohs to their just doom. Thus what is now the

crow nuisance will be turned into a sport.

The hawks and owls are worst on the adult birds, the screech-owl is not

so innocent as he looks, but there is none can compare with the great

horned owl, and I just wish you knew the annoyance he has caused me by

taking my choicest pets. Yes, it seems he delights in taking the nearest

and dearest. But now let me give my horn a toot: Never did a horned owl

take a bird from me but what paid the penalty.

About the only argument you hear in favor of the hawks and owls is

“mice.” But when a bunch of successful farmers meet at my tile factory,

never in my life have I heard them complain about mice, and I know mice

seldom bother clean, shrewd farmers. But I have heard them complain

about worms until I could almost feel myself crawling. The cut-worms

were cutting their corn, or the wire-worms were destroying their oats,

the army worm was working north, and so forth. Personally I have never

had any experience with worms, but field mice I have often carried in my

pockets, and if it wasn’t for some youth practising the same sport, how

I would like to tell you some of the fun I have had with them when I was

a lad. For the death of each mouse by hawks and owls possibly we lose

several birds which would destroy thousands and thousands of worms each

year. I know there is a type of farmer who is much more easily annoyed

by mice than others. You will usually find him down town, sitting on a

soap box, smoking in the time, now and then getting up and moving his

seat around and possibly turning it end for end to keep it from getting

tired; his stock at home are of the rainbow variety, with long whiskers,

and when they see him coming they don’t know whether to come or go, and

the one or two razor-backed, South Carolina, thistle-digger hogs don’t

care whether or not they get out of the steaming manure heap, to be

disappointed; the remnant of scrubby apple trees in the field, which

some one else planted, have been fleece-grown with cut grass ever since

he got possession of the farm, that, of course, was handed down to him.

If your orchard is stubble or clover sod, go through it in the early

fall. By being careful you can determine whether there are any fieldmice

there by their little runways that criss-cross on the ground. If so,

take about one-half bushel of grain and thirty or forty bundles of corn

fodder; throw a handful or two of grain on the ground and two bundles of

fodder side by side over it, making a nice mouse cover. Refuse hay, or

clover chaff will do, but I prefer the corn fodder. Fifteen or twenty of

these little harbors are sufficient in an ordinary orchard. In ten days

or two weeks all the mice in the orchard will be under these covers. Now

take the six- or eight-pronged pitch-fork, scratch around these little

harbors to destroy their road of retreat, then throw the cover off

quickly; the light striking their eyes so suddenly, they are apparently

blinded for a second, giving you just time enough to give them a side

whack with your fork; if you study what you are doing, you will kill

seventy-five per cent. of them the first time ’round, always placing the

cover back ready for next time. If you don’t care for this sport, just

introduce a bunch of school boys to your plan and you will soon find

your annoyance turned into sport and education for the neighbor boys.

In case you haven’t the above-mentioned material to make these mouse

covers, old junk lumber thrown on the ground will answer the same

purpose. But if you leave these mice and depend on the hawks and owls to

destroy them, some of your trees will be girdled, as the mice seem to

have a sort of human appetite, and appear to like the apple tree bark

equally as well as the human race likes the apple tree juice.

The mouse question always reminds me of a story told on the other

fellow. It is said that he saw an advertisement: “How to kill potato

bugs! Full directions sent on receipt of one dollar.” This of course was

a cheap opportunity, and he enclosed a dollar at once. In reply he

received a small box containing a little block and mallet; the

directions were: “Put him on No. 1, and hit him with No. 2.”

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