THE WRONG BOX

When the janitor and the taxicab operator between them had worried all

his luggage upstairs, Staff paid and tipped them and thankfully saw the

hall-door close on their backs. He was tired, over-heated and glad to be

alone.

Shaking off his coat, he made a round of his rooms, opening windows.

Those in the front of the apartment looked out from the second-story

elevation upon East Thirtieth Street, between Fourth and Lexington

Avenues. Those in the rear (he discovered to his consummate disgust)

commanded an excellent view of a very deep hole in the ground swarming

with Italian labourers and dotted with steam drills, mounds of broken

rock and carters with their teams; also a section of East Twenty-ninth

Street was visible through the space that had been occupied no longer

ago than last spring by a dignified row of brownstone houses with

well-tended backyards.

Staff cursed soulfully the noise and dirt caused by the work of

excavation, shut the back windows to keep out the dust and returned to

the front room--his study, library and reception-room in one. With the

addition of the bath off the bedroom in the rear, and a large

hall-closet opening from the study, these two rooms comprised his home.

The hall was public, giving access to two upper floors which, like that

beneath him, were given up to bachelor apartments. The house was in

reality an old-fashioned residence, remodelled and let out by the floor

to young men mainly of Staff's ilk: there was an artist on the upper

story, a writer of ephemeral fiction on the third, an architect on the

first. The janitor infested the basement, chiefly when bored by the

monotony of holding up an imitation mahogany bar over on Third Avenue.

His wife cooked abominably and served the results under the name of

breakfast to the tenants, who foraged where they would for their other

meals. Otherwise she was chiefly distinguished by a mad, exasperating

passion for keeping the rooms immaculately clean and in order. Staff

noted approvingly that, although Mrs. Shultz had not been warned of his

return, there was no trace of dust in the rooms, not a single stick of

furniture nor a book out of place.

There wasn't really any reason why he should stick in such un-modern and

inconveniently situated lodgings--that is, aside from his ingrained

inclination to make as little trouble for himself as possible. To hunt

a new place to live would be quite as much of a nuisance as to move to

it, when found. And he was comfortable enough where he was. He had taken

the place some eight years previously, at a time when it was rather

beyond his means; today when he could well afford to live where he would

in New York, he found that his rooms had become a habit with him. He had

no intention whatever of leaving them until the house should be

dismantled to make way for some more modern structure--like that going

up in the rear--or until he married.

He poked round, renewing acquaintance with old, familiar things,

unearthed an ancient pipe which had lain in one of his desk-drawers like

a buried bone, fondled it lovingly, filled and lighted it, and felt all

the time more and more content and at ease.

Then Shultz knocked at the door and delivered to him a bundle of

afternoon papers for which he had filed a requisition immediately on his

arrival.

He sat down, enjoying his pipe to the utmost and wondering how under the

sun he had managed to worry along without it all the time he had been

away, and began to read what the reporters had to say about the arrival

of the Autocratic and the case of the Cadogan collar.

In the main they afforded him little but amusement; the stories were

mostly a hash of misinformation strongly flavoured with haphazard

guesswork. The salient facts of the almost simultaneous disappearance of

the necklace and Mr. Iff stood up out of the welter of surmise like

mountain peaks above cloud-rack. There were no other facts. And both

these remained inexplicable. No trace had been found of Mr. Iff; his

luggage remained upon the pier, unclaimed. With him the Cadogan collar

had apparently vanished as mysteriously: thus the consensus. The

representative of the Secret Service bent on exposing an impostor, the

Pinkerton men employed by the steamship company, and a gratuitous corps

of city detectives were verbally depicted as so many determined

bloodhounds nosing as many different scents--otherwise known as clues.

Jules Max, moreover, after a conference with his star, had published an

offer of a reward of $10,000 for the return of the necklace or for

information leading to its recovery whether or not involving the

apprehension of the thief.

Several of the papers "ran" unusually long stories descriptive of the

scenes on the pier. Staff chuckled over them. The necklace had, in fact,

made no end of trouble for several hundred putatively innocent and

guileless passengers. The customs examination had been thorough beyond

parallel. Not even the steerage and second-cabin passengers had escaped;

everybody's belongings had been combed fine by a corps of inspectors

whose dutiful curiosity had been abnormally stimulated by the prospect

of a ten-thousand-dollar reward. Not a few passengers had been obliged

to submit to the indignity of personal search--Staff and Alison in their

number; the latter for no reason that Staff could imagine; the former

presumably because he had roomed with the elusive Mr. Iff on the way

over. He had also been mulcted a neat little sum as duty on that

miserable hat, which he had been obliged to declare as a present for a

friend.

In memory of this he now rose, marched over to the bandbox, innocently

reposing in the middle of the floor, and dispassionately lifted it the

kick he had been promising it ever since the first day of their

acquaintance.

It sailed up prettily, banged the wall with a hollow noise and dropped

to the floor with a grievous dent in one side.

There--out of his way--Staff left it. Immeasurably mollified, he

proceeded to unpack and put his house in order. By the time this was

done to his satisfaction and Shultz had dragged the empty trunks into

the hall, to be carried down-stairs and stored in the cellar, it was

evening and time to dress. So Staff made himself clean with much water

and beautiful with cold steel and resplendent with evening clothes, and

tucked the manuscript of _A Single Woman_ into the pocket of a light

topcoat and sallied forth to dine with Jules Max and Alison Landis.

It was late, something after midnight, when he returned, driving up to

his house in a taxicab and a decidedly disgruntled frame of mind. Alison

had been especially trying with regard to the play; and Max, while

privately letting the author see that he thought him in the right in

refusing to make changes until rehearsals had demonstrated their

advisability, and in spite of his voluble appreciation of the play's

merits, had given Alison the support she demanded. The inference was

plain: the star was to be humoured even at the cost of a crippled play.

Between love for the woman and respect for his work, desire to please

her and determination not to misrepresent himself to the public, Staff,

torn this way and that, felt that he had at length learned the true

meaning of "the horns of dilemma." But this reflection availed nothing

to soothe his temper.

When he got out of the cab a short but sharp argument ensued with the

operator; it seemed that "the clock" was out of order and not

registering--had struck in conformance to the time-honoured custom of

the midnight taximeter union. But the driver's habitual demand for two

and one-half times the proper fare by distance proved in this instance

quite fruitless. Staff calmly counted out the right amount, put it in

the man's hand, listened with critical appreciation to the resultant

flow of profanity until it verged upon personality, then deliberately

dragged the man by the scruff of his neck, choking and cursing, from his

seat to the sidewalk.

"Now, listen," said he in a level tone: "you've got either to put up or

shut up. I've been sort of aching to beat the tar out of one of you

highwaymen for some time, and I feel just ripe for it tonight. You

either put up your fists or crawl--another yap out of you and I won't

wait for you to do either."

The man bristled and then, analysing the gleam in Staff's eyes, crawled:

that is to say, he climbed back into his seat and swung the machine to

the far side of the street before again resorting to vituperation.

To this Staff paid no more attention. He was opening the front door. The

passage had comforted him considerably, but he was presently to regret

it. But for that delay he might have been spared a deal of trouble.

As he let himself into the house, a man in evening dress came running

down the stairs, brushed past rudely and without apology, and slammed

the door behind him. Staff wondered and frowned slightly. Presumably the

fellow had been calling on one of the tenants of the upper floors. There

had been something familiar in his manner--something reminiscent, but

too indefinite for recognition. And certainly he'd been in the devil of

a hurry!

In the meantime he had mounted the first flight of stairs and turned

through the hall to his study door. To his surprise it wasn't locked. He

seemed distinctly to remember locking it when he had left for dinner.

Still, memory does play us odd tricks.

He pushed the door open and entered the room. At the same moment he

heard the trilling of the telephone bell. The instrument stood upon his

desk between the two front windows. Without pausing to switch on one of

the lights in the combination gas- and electrolier in the centre of the

room, he groped his way through blinding darkness to the desk and,

finding the telephone instrument with the certainty of old acquaintance,

lifted the receiver to his ear.

"Hello?" he called.

A thin and business-like voice detailed his number.

"Yes," he said. "What is it?"

"Just a moment," came out of the night. "Hold the wire."

There was a pause in which it occurred to him that a little light would

be a grateful thing. He groped for his desk-lamp, found it and scorched

his fingers slightly on its metal reflector. He had switched on the

light and said "Damn!" mechanically before he reflected that the said

metal reflector had no right to be hot unless the light had been burning

very recently.

As this thought penetrated his consciousness, the telephone waxed

eloquent.

"Hello!" called a voice. "Is that you, Staff?"

"Why!" he exclaimed in surprise--"yes, Alison!"

"Are you alone?"

"Yes," he said. "What is it?"

"I just wanted to know," returned the girl at the other end of the wire.

"I'm coming to see you."

"What--now?"

"Of course, silly."

"But why--this time of night--it doesn't seem--"

"Oh, I've got something most important to say to you--very important

indeed. It won't keep. I'll be there in five minutes. Listen for the

taxi--will you, like a dear boy?--and come down and open the door for

me. Good-bye."

"Good-bye," he returned automatically, and hung up the receiver.

What on earth could _she_ be wanting, that could have turned up so

unexpectedly in the half-hour since he had left her and that wouldn't

keep till morning?

Abruptly he became aware that the air in the room was stiflingly close.

And he had left the windows open when he went out; he knew that he

wasn't mistaken about that; and now they were closed, the shades drawn

tight!

This considered in connection with the open door that had been locked,

and the heated desk-lamp that should have been cold, he couldn't avoid

the conclusion that somebody had been in his rooms, an unlawful

trespasser, just a few minutes before he came in--possibly the very man

who had rushed past him in such violent haste at the front door.

He jumped up and turned on all the lights in the room. A first, hasty

glance about showed him nothing as it had not been when he had left six

hours or so ago--aside from the front windows, of course. Mechanically,

thinking hard and fast, he went to these latter and opened them wide.

The possibility that the intruder might still be in the rooms--in his

bedroom, for instance--popped into his head, and he went hurriedly to

investigate. But there wasn't anybody in the back-room or the

bath-room.

Perplexed, he examined the rear windows. They were closed and locked, as

when he had left. Opening them, he peered out and down the fire-escape;

he had always had a notion that anybody foolish enough to want to burgle

his rooms would find it easy to effect an entrance via the fire-escape,

whose bottom rung was only eight feet or so above the level of the

backyard. And now, since the Twenty-ninth Street houses had been torn

down, lending access easy via the excavation, such an attempt would be

doubly easy.

But he had every evidence that his rooms hadn't been broken into by any

such route; although--of course!--an astute burglar might have thought

to cover up his tracks by relocking the windows after he had entered. On

the other hand, the really wise marauder would have almost certainly

left them open to provide a way of escape in emergency.

Baffled and wondering, Staff returned to his study. An examination of

the hall-closet yielded nothing illuminating. Everything was

undisturbed, and there wasn't room enough therein for anybody to hide.

He shut the closet door and reviewed the study more carefully. Not a

thing out of place; even that wretched bandbox lay where he had kicked

it, with a helpless, abused look, the dented side turned pitifully to

the light--much like a street beggar exposing a maimed limb to excite

public sympathy.

He struggled to think: what did he possess worth stealing? Nothing of

any great value: a modest collection of masculine jewelry--stick-pins

and the like; a quantity of clothing; a few fairly good pictures; a few

rare books. But the merest cursory examination showed that these were

intact, one and all. What cash he had was all upon his person. His desk,

where the lamp had been lighted, held nothing valuable to anybody other

than himself: manuscripts, account books, some personal papers strictly

non-negotiable. And these too proved undisturbed.

Swinging round from the desk, he rested his elbows on his knees, clasped

his hands, and lapsed into the most profound of meditations; through

which he arrived at the most amazing discovery of all.

Very gradually his eyes, at first seeing not what they saw, focussed

upon an object on the floor. Quite excusably he was reluctant to believe

their evidence. Eventually, however, he bent forward and picked up the

thing.

It lay in his hand, eloquently absurd--in his study!--a bow of

violet-coloured velvet ribbon, cunningly knotted, complete in itself.

From its reverse, a few broken threads of silk hung, suggesting that it

had been originally sewn upon a gown, or some other article of dress,

from which it had been violently torn away.

The thing was so impossible--preposterous!--that he sat as if stunned,

eyes a-stare, jaw dropping, wits bemused; until abruptly roused by the

sharp barking of a taxicab horn as it swung round the corner of Fourth

Avenue and the subsequent grumble of its motor in the street below.

Thrusting the velvet knot into his pocket he ran down and opened the

front door just as Alison gained the top of the brownstone steps.

He noticed that her taxicab was waiting.

Still in her shimmering, silken, summery dinner-gown of the earlier

evening, a light chiffon wrap draped round her shoulders, she entered

the vestibule, paused and stood smiling mischievously into his grave,

enquiring eyes.

"Surprised you--eh, Staff?" she laughed.

"Rather," said he, bending over her hand and wondering at her high

spirit of gaiety so sharply in contrast with her determined and

domineering humour of a few hours since. "Why?" he asked, shutting the

outside door.

"Just wanted to see you alone for a few moments; I've something to say

to you--something very important and surprising.... But not down here."

"I beg your pardon," he said contritely. He motioned toward the stairs:

"There's no elevator, but it's only one flight up ..."

"No elevator! Heavens!" she cried in mock horror. "And this is how the

other half lives!"

She caught up her skirts and ran up the stairs with footsteps so light

that he could hear nothing but the soft, continuous murmuring of her

silken gown.

"Genius," he said, ironic, as he followed her--"Genius frequently needs

a lift but is more often to be found in an apartment without one. Permit

me"--he flung wide the door to his study--"to introduce you to the

garret."

"So this is where you starve and write!"

Alison paused near the centre of the room, shrugging her wrap from her

shoulders and dropping it carelessly on the table. He saw her shoot

swift glances round her with bright, prying eyes.

"I'm afraid I'm not enough of a genius to starve," he said; "but anyway,

here's where I write."

"How interesting!" she drawled in a tone that conveyed to him the

impression she found it anything but that. And then, a trace sharply:

"Please shut the door."

He lifted his brows in surprise, said "Oh?" and turning back did as

bid. At the same time Alison disposed herself negligently in a capacious

wing-chair.

"Yes," she took up his monosyllable; "it's quite as important as all

that. I don't wish to be overheard. Besides," she added with nonchalant

irrelevance, "I do want a cigarette."

Silently Staff found his metal cigarette-safe and offered it, put a

match to the paper roll held so daintily between his lady's lips, and

then helped himself.

Through a thin veil of smoke she looked up into his serious face and

smiled bewitchingly.

"Are you thrilled, my dear?" she asked lightly.

"Thrilled?" he questioned. "How?"

She lifted her white, gleaming shoulders with an air of half-tolerant

impatience. "To have a beautiful woman alone with you in your rooms, at

this hour o' night ... Don't you find it romantic, dear boy? Or aren't

you in a romantic mood tonight? Or perhaps I'm not sufficiently

beautiful ...?" She ended with a charming little petulant moue.

"You know perfectly well you're one of the most beautiful women in the

world," he began gravely; but she caught him up.

"One of--?"

"To me, of course--you know the rest: the usual thing," he said. "But

you didn't come here to discuss your charms--now did you?"

She shook her head slightly, smiling with light-hearted malice. "By no

means. But, at the same time, if I've a whim to be complimented, I do

think you might be gallant enough to humour me."

But he was in anything but a gallant temper. Mystery hedged his thoughts

about and possessed them; he couldn't rid his imagination of the

inexplicable circumstances of the man who had broken into his rooms to

steal nothing, and the knot of velvet ribbon that had dropped from

nowhere to his study floor. And when he forced his thoughts back to

Alison, it was only to feel again the smart of some of the stinging

things she had chosen to say to him that night during their discussion

of his play, and to be conscious of a certain amount of irritation

because of the effrontery of her present pose, assuming as it did that

he would eventually bend to her will, endure all manner of insolence and

indignity, because he hoped she would marry him.

Something of what was passing through his mind as he stood mute before

her, she read in his look--or intuitively divined.

"Heavens!" she cried, "you're as temperamental as a leading-man. Can't

you accept a word or two of criticism of your precious play without

sulking like--like Max does when I make up my mind to take a week's

rest in the middle of the season?"

"Criticise as much as you like," he said; "and I'll listen and take it

to heart. But I don't mind telling you I'm not going to twist this play

out of all dramatic semblance at your dictation--or Max's either."

For a moment their glances crossed like swords; he was conscious from

the flicker in her eyes that her temper was straining at the leash; and

his jaw assumed a certain look of grim solidity. But the outbreak he

expected did not come; Alison was an artiste too consummate not to be

able to control and mask her emotions--even as she did now with a quick

curtaining of her eyes behind long lashes.

"Don't let's talk about that now," she said in a soft, placating voice.

"That's a matter for hours of business. We're getting farther and

farther away from my errand."

"By all means," he returned pleasantly, "let us go to that at once."

"You can't guess?" She unmasked again the battery of her laughing eyes.

He shook his head. "I'll give you three guesses."

He found the courage to say: "You didn't come to confess that I'm in the

right about the play?"

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