THE BANDBOX

In the playhouses of France, a hammering on the stage alone heralds the

rising of the curtain to disclose illusory realms of romance. Precisely

so with Mr. Staff, upon the door of whose lodging, at nine o'clock the

next morning, a knocking announced the first overt move against his

peace of mind.

At that time, Staff, all unconscious of his honourable peril, was

standing in the middle of the floor of the inner room (his lodgings

comprised two) and likewise in the approximate geographical centre of a

chaotic assemblage of assorted wearing apparel and other personal

impedimenta.

He was wondering, confusedly, how in thunderation he was to manage to

cram all that confounded truck into the limited amount of trunk space at

his command. He was also wondering, resentfully in the names of a dozen

familiar spirits, where he had put his pipe: it's simply maddening, the

way a fellow's pipe will persist in getting lost at such critical times

as when he's packing up to catch a train with not a minute to spare....

In short, so preoccupied was Staff that the knocking had to be repeated

before he became objectively alive to it.

The Bandbox · 第 31 / 89 题