CHAPTER III

Am engaged at Astley’s. The curious history of the theatre. Sanger’s

odd expedient against fire. I am a soldier for one night in “Fair

Rosamond.” Recreation at the “Bower Saloon.” I play the part of

a monk. The monks’ revenge on an obnoxious actor. A fight with

“Richard III.” Am pitched into the orchestra. I join Adams’ Circus in

Yorkshire. I make Marwood, the hangman, laugh. Am an unsatisfactory

witness in a police court case.

Sometime during 1873 I came to London and obtained an engagement at

Astley’s. Astley’s was not the old circus of Ducrow and other “Ring”

celebrities, but the transformed building, at least so far as the

outside walls were concerned, of Mr. Dion Boucicault, who in 1863

rebuilt it with very highflown notions. He proposed to call the new

theatre the “Westminster” and to devote it to the “legitimate” drama.

The project came to grief hopelessly. The public refused to recognise

the “Westminster,” which wasn’t in Westminster but in Lambeth. Astley’s

it always had been and Astley’s it was to remain to the end of its

days. The “legitimate” fled--to use the words of old Ducrow on one

occasion--the “cackle” was “cut,” and horses came into their own once

more. But they did not reign supreme, for that eccentric showman

E. T. Smith, who was always out for something “original,” tried the

experiment in 1865 of combining a circus with opera! It was of course

an utter failure.

Then Sanger’s had their home there for a time, and during 1872 Lord

George Sanger (who by the way laid the foundation of his fortune in

a penny show with “Maria Martin”) took the place on a lease from Mr.

Batty and transmogrified the interior, opening with a pantomime at

Christmas 1872. Mr. Boucicault’s experiment had completely spoilt the

theatre for circus purposes and Lord George Sanger restored the ring,

re-arranged and re-decorated the auditorium, and “Astley’s” was almost

itself again, but with a difference. There was now a stage as well as a

ring.

Sanger’s did not forget to set forth the glories of the new home with

the old name. “No; Astley’s not gone to dust and ashes”--ran one

advertisement affectionately. “We have come to the rescue--we have

spent a fortune to restore the dear old place”--and this was no more

than the sober truth. A singular contrivance to satisfy the public

that Astley’s would not be burnt down was the novel idea of turning

the gas pipes into water pipes should there be any necessity for the

transformation! “In case of emergency,” ran the announcement, “any

person by turning a lever will be able to convert the whole of the

gas jets into water outlets.” Lord George, however, did not reckon

with his elephants. One of the huge beasts broke loose the day before

the opening of the theatre, smashed a water main which supplied the

gas-water pipes, and ruined the act

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drop! The fashion of the day in circus titles--“William the Conqueror

and the pretty white horse with the golden hoof”--was fairly well

indicated by the title of the piece which formed the principal

attraction.

But before a year was out Lord George Sanger discovered that his own

name was quite as good for the public as was Astley’s, and certainly

more gratifying to himself. In the late autumn of 1873 he announced

with a great flourish of trumpets the production of Mr. Akhurst’s

spectacular play, “Fair Rosamond, or the Days of the Plantagenets.”

Stories of the feudal times had apparently caught on with the public.

Lord George Sanger was not one to hide his light under a bushel and he

gave evidence of this in the following advertisement: “Sanger’s Grand

National Amphitheatre. Late Astley’s. The proprietors do publicly

challenge the entire profession to equal the exciting and effective

scene of the Battle of Bridgenorth. Fifty trained horses in the great

fight.”

As for the spectacle itself, to go over the list fairly takes one’s

breath away. Here it is:

“The Landing of King Henry at Portsmouth, the Grand Procession at

Winchester, Coronation in Westminster Abbey, the Great Battle of

Bridgenorth, the Great Scene Morning after the Battle, the Bower

at Woodstock, the Cloisters of Canterbury Cathedral, Interior of

Canterbury Cathedral, Assassination of A’Beckett--with four other grand

tableaux.”

The names read beautifully and it seems almost a shame to spoil the

effect by relating, as I shall shortly have to do, an inglorious

episode in which I took part.

The play was produced on November 1st, 1873, and preceded the Christmas

pantomime. It was at Astley’s in this very “Fair Rosamond” that, not

discouraged by my failure at Royston’s mumming booth, I made my second

attempt to become a great actor. The play came on after the circus

business, in which I had a share, was over. For arena purposes half

the stage, which was adaptable, was removed, and restored when the

drama came on. I had to play the part of a soldier, together with three

others. We all wore beautiful armour. The words we had to say did not

want much study. They comprised two only, “To Canterbury,” in reply

to our Captain’s question, “Where goest thou?” uttered with all the

haughtiness demanded by melodrama.

I was only a little chap at this time and my suit of armour had been

made for a man quite six feet high. I’m not sure that I looked a very

noble warrior; at all events the audience didn’t think so, and the

gallery and the pit yelled at me. Again, I was a failure at serious

acting and my second essay lasted one night only. Somehow I had the

knack of always doing something wrong, and I fancy I often involved

my three companions into scrapes, and unfortunately one of the actors

named Lee made matters worse by telling tales of our misdoings to

the stage manager. Lee was really a fine actor and I daresay our

blunderings were a real source of annoyance to him.

Practically, so far as acting was concerned, we were given the sack,

but this didn’t quell the dramatic ardour which possessed us, and we

found solace, after our circus business was over, in visits to the

“Bower” in Stangate, not far from Astley’s.

The “Bower”--its full name was the “Bower Saloon,” but no one ever

thought of calling it so--was then falling into decay, but it was still

struggling to maintain its reputation as the only rival to the “Vic” as

a home of gory melodramas. Whatever the “Bower” may have looked like

in its best days, it had now become grimy and shabby, and the audience

was of the rowdiest. It probably would not hold many more than some 500

people. “Sweeney Todd” and “bluggy” plays of a like lurid character

formed the staple bill of fare, and we were able to revel in gore

comfortably seated in the royal box, for which we paid twopence a piece.

If I’d known as much about the “Bower” at that time as I’ve learned

since I should probably have looked upon it with more interest and

respect. It was in Stangate--a somewhat slummy street, swept away, I

think, for the approaches of St. Thomas Hospital, and in Stangate close

to the “Bower” once lived the father of the great Grimaldi. Mr. H. G.

Hibbert in his “A Playgoer’s Memories” reminds us that that erratic

genius, Robson, commenced his career at the “Bower,” and further points

out a curious if remote connection between the “Bower” and the “Belle

of New York.” Musgrove, who produced this American musical play in

London and made a fortune out of it, married a relative of the once

popular Irish comedian George Hodson, one of whose daughters was

Miss Henrietta Hodson, who became the wife of Mr. Labouchere. George

Hodson was at one time the manager of the “Bower” and thus supplied the

chain which linked this sordid place of amusement with the bright and

brilliant “Belle.”

Our studies of the drama as it was presented at the “Bower” were

eventually discovered, and the Astley manager expressed his

displeasure--why, I couldn’t understand, unless he thought the

spectacle of murders (it was the murders which we really went to see)

were corrupting our taste. Anyway he stalked into the “Bower” one

night, and spotting us, enquired sternly what we were doing there.

Our excuse that as we were not wanted on the Astley stage we had come

to pick up what we could of acting at the “Bower” was not considered

satisfactory, and we were bundled back to Astley’s and given another

chance as monks.

Now Mr. Lee played “Fair Rosamond’s” father, and he had a fine tragic

scene of which he made the most, especially in his death scene, where

he was supposed to be shot through the heart by an arrow on the

battlefield. Having a number of trained horses on the establishment it

was not to be supposed a chance of producing a realistic effect would

be lost sight of, so a whole batch of “gees” were brought on the stage

and represented the dead and dying.

Our duty as monks was to pick up the body of Rosamond’s father, place

it on a bier and carry the latter round the battlefield among the

defunct quadrupeds. We were longing to get our own back on Lee, and

one night as we were doing the usual mournful promenade to slow music

one of the horses started kicking. Mr. Lee suspected the monks were at

the bottom of the “certain liveliness,” and I’m afraid he wasn’t far

wrong.

But this was only the preliminary to our plot. Before the next

performance one of the handles attached to the bier was half sawn

through, and it only wanted a little jerk to bring about a catastrophe.

Sure enough that catastrophe arrived. Down fell the body; the audience

yelled with delight and shouted for him to die again, much to Mr. Lee’s

disgust, because he knew full well that it was not his fine acting

they wanted to see, but merely the collapse of the corpse. Another row

with the stage manager followed, with the result that the monks were

unfrocked and not allowed again to figure in “Fair Rosamond.”

I was then tried as a Lancashire soldier in Richard III. I had to

fight the King, who of course was mounted on “White Surrey.” The horse

that played the part was a very vicious brute, and when I saw him put

his ears back and show his teeth I made sure he was going for me. I

retreated, and backing a little too much, fell over the footlights

on to a fiddler. That did it. I was fished out of the orchestra a

very discomfited warrior, and this was the end of my acting career at

Astley’s.

My connection with Astley’s abruptly terminating (I never appeared

there again) I joined Adams’ Circus, well-known in those days in the

various towns of Yorkshire. Off and on I was a member of Adams’

Company for a considerable time, and strictly speaking, the episodes I

am about to relate did not take place until some years after my first

engagement, but as I shall not have occasion to refer to Adams again, I

insert them here.

We were at Leeds, the circus being stationed in Cudbright Street.

Charles Peace had just been condemned, and Armley gaol, to which he had

been consigned after his trial, being just outside Leeds, nothing else

but the murderer and his extraordinary career was being talked about.

On this particular night Mr. Adams and I, after the performance, looked

in at one of the hotels, and while we were there a gentleman sitting

close by recognised Mr. Adams, and said he:

“I saw your show to-night and I knew you again. You were riding that

beautiful Arab.”

Mr. Adams said that was so, and the stranger went on:

“Who was that funny cuss who had some fits and performed on the high

stilts?”

Mr. Adams, pointing to me, said that I was the individual.

“I’m very pleased,” was the rejoinder; “You made me laugh.”

He handed me his card, which I didn’t bother about, as cards were

often forced upon me, but thrust it into my pocket. That night I stuck

it with others on the mantelpiece in my room and went to bed. In the

morning I looked at the card, and something like a shudder went over me

when my eyes fell on the inscription “Marwood, Executioner.” That very

morning he executed Peace. It may sound absurd, but I could not eat

any breakfast, nor could I get the man out of my mind for weeks, for I

had shaken hands with him!

By way of contrast to this gruesome memory I recall an odd incident

which happened when Adams’ Circus was at Bradford. The circus stood on

the ground where is now the Midland Station, and I lived up the hill

and every night had to pass the “Ring of Bells,” where open house was

kept, and where I was a welcome visitor. One night I looked in while a

fearful row was going on between the landlord and a customer, a tailor.

The row was terminated in summary fashion by the landlord kicking the

tailor out of the house. The tailor retaliated by obtaining a summons

for assault, and I found myself subpœnaed as a witness.

While we were waiting for the case to come off, and the time hanging

heavy on our hands, plaintiff, defendant and witness went to the

nearest hostelry. I became an object of special interest to both sides,

and they stood treat very liberally. The result was that when we got

back to the court and the case was called I was feeling unusually fit.

What happened was something like this. After the parties told their

stories, which of course represented the affair in totally different

lights, I was told to stand in front of the magistrate, which I did.

“What have you got to say about this case?” asked his worship.

“Nothing,” said I.

“Well, what are you doing here then?”

“I don’t know,” was all I could think of saying.

Case dismissed!

But the witness hadn’t finished distinguishing himself. As I was

leaving the court I was passing a form on which two or three

policemen were sitting. I needn’t say that I fell over this form and

that the policemen fell with me. But nothing came of it--they knew who

I was.

By the way, it may be of interest at the present time to note that

those were days of amazing prosperity among the coal miners. Champagne

was such a common drink that at Barnsley it was known as “colliers’

pop.” It was at Barnsley that I was invited to go down a coal mine.

With my usual want of thought it never occurred to me that about the

last costume one would select for such a visit was a light summer suit

and hat to match. I needn’t say that when I reappeared after my ramble

down among the coals I looked fit to go to a funeral.

[Illustration: The best friend I ever had in the Theatrical Profession]

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