"THREE GUINEAS will be given for a Gentleman's Ticket to Dine

this Day at Guildhall, by sending it before 12 o'clock, to Mr.

Short, Hair Dresser, Bearbinder-lane, near the Mansion

House."--(_Times, Nov. 9, 1797._)

* * * * *

"Never could any Country boast an equal respect, and even

partiality, for _age_, with our own. Our favourite Sultanas are

grandmothers, at the least: the Actresses that charmed our

grandfathers return to the stage in the full bloom of their

wrinkles: and we have boys of seventy, and fourscore, in our

regiments."--(_Times, Nov. 15, 1797._)

* * * * *

"Amongst the great, and worthy, pluralists of the Church, few can

equal, and none exceed, in spiritual, and temporal, fortune,

young Dr. _Price_, nephew to Bishop _Barrington_;[23] he is

Canon, and Prebendary, of Salisbury, worth £300 per annum, Golden

Prebendary of Durham, worth £1200 per annum: and Rector of

Milksham, worth £1000 per annum, and is possessed of a temporal

fortune of between 2 and £3000 per annum!

[Footnote 23: Shute Barrington. Bishop of Llandaff 1769.

Bishop of Salisbury 1782. Bishop of Durham 1791.]

"Dr. Moss, a lately appointed Residentiary of St. Paul's, worth

£1200 per annum, is Chancellor of the Diocese of Wells,

Prebendary of Wells, Westminster, and Salisbury, and also Canon

Residentiary of the latter, to which he was elected when he was

about 24 years of age, on the resignation of his father. In

addition to the above preferments, Dr. Moss is also rector of

Newington in Oxfordshire, worth £600 per annum. The present

Bishop of Wells, with his family, it is computed has received

upwards of £100,000 out of the Cathedrals of Salisbury and Wells.

He strongly insisted that his son should continue his Canonry of

Salisbury, which Mr. Pitt would not allow."--(_Times, Nov. 17,

1797._)

* * * * *

"In investigating a trivial cause yesterday, at Bow-Street,

arising from an infamous practice, which we hope will be

represented to Lord Kenyon, of issuing Marshalsea Court Writs for

debts of 8s. or 12s., a fraud of some importance was discovered.

It appears that it was the custom of Publicans, when they want to

let their houses, to get a number of people together, whom they

treat with beer.

"They call them show-men, and this is done for the purpose of

deceiving the persons who come to view their house, and to make

them suppose it has good custom."--(_Times, Nov. 23, 1797._)

* * * * *

Advt.

"PROCESSION TO ST. PAULS.[24]

"To BE LET, a DRAWING-ROOM about 20 feet long, the windows nearly

level with his Majesty's Carriage. Twenty Persons may be

comfortably accommodated. It is wished by the Proprietor of the

above Premises, that the Party may be of their own selection: a

strange mixture of Company on these occasions is unpleasant to

most Families who wish to enjoy their own society. Price 20

Guineas. Enquire at Salmon's Goldsmith, No. 49 facing Old Round

Court, Strand, between York buildings and the Adelphi."--(_Times,

Dec. 8, 1797._)

[Footnote 24: To return thanks for Admiral Duncan's victory

over the Dutch fleet.]

* * * * *

Advt.

"ROYAL PROCESSION.

"One of the grandest sights since the days of Queen Anne, and in

all probability we shall never see the like again. Those Ladies

and Gentlemen who are desirous of being accommodated with one of

the best views in the City to see the procession (not only as it

passes by, but of seeing the Company go into Church), will apply

to No. 28 Ludgate-Street, the corner of Ave Maria-Lane, next the

Churchyard. The Front Seats in the Dining Room are only 2

Guineas, the second seats 1-1/2 guinea, third seats 1 Guinea:

seats in the shop, which is very pleasant 1 Guinea each: a two

pair front room, with 3 windows, for a large party, at 20 Guineas

for the day, an excellent prospect. Also a 3 pair of stairs front

room which has a capital view of the Churchyard, for 12 Guineas.

Ladies and Gentlemen will be accommodated with sight of the

procession at the west end of the Town, where they may have small

rooms, or large, on moderate terms, that is to say, a very

handsome dining-room for 15 Guineas, a small room adjoining for 5

Guineas, large room, 2 pair, for 10 Guineas, small room adjoining

for 4 Guineas, by applying to Mr. Farrance, Pastry Cook, the

Corner of Spring Gardens, Charing Cross."--(_Times, Dec. 12,

1797._)

* * * * *

"The eight cream-coloured horses belonging to the King's

State-Coach, are every morning drove to St. Paul's Church to

train them to the _flags_ in Queen Ann's Church-yard."--(_Times,

Dec. 14, 1797._)

* * * * *

"In England the amount of French prisoners is 23,600. In France

the British do not exceed 1500."--(_Times, Dec. 14, 1797._)

In an article of half a column length (_Times_, Jan. 8, 1798),

treating of the French Prisoners of war--the following is the

concluding paragraph:--

"In respect to the quantity of their allowance, we state, on the most

certain authority, that their subsistence is a pound of bread, and

half a pound of good fresh beef, _every day in the week_, together

with a full proportion of vegetables. A subsistence which thousands of

our own poor would be glad to have."

"The firm conduct of our Government in refusing any longer to

make advances for the maintenance of French Prisoners, has had

the good effect of obliging the Executive Directory to come

forward with the necessary supplies, and as the French agents

have now the whole management of this concern, we shall no longer

be subject to their odious calumnies against the humanity of this

country.

The number of French prisoners in England, amounts to about

22,000; the Dutch prisoners are about 2,500. The daily cost of

these men, since the French agents had the charge of them, has

been £1,370 sterling a day (about 1s. 1d. each): and their annual

expence is upwards of One Million sterling. The number of English

prisoners in France does not exceed 4000."--(_Times, Feb. 27,

1798._)

* * * * *

"Southampton was thrown into consternation on Saturday morning,

by an event which was variously reported by different narrators

in the course of the day; but, 'ere night, all ideas of French

spies, _false Emigrants_, &c., subsided, and the event turned out

to be 'that three French prisoners from Porchester, had made

their escape to Southampton.' A party of pleasure had engaged

_Wassell's_ vessel to go to the Isle of Wight. At an early hour

on Saturday morning, on repairing to the Quay, the man could not

discover his pleasure boat. Every one was concerned for his loss,

and many hours elapsed before any tidings could be heard of her,

when some fishing boats gave information that they had met her

near Calshot Castle, about three o'clock in the morning, but had

no suspicion she had been run away with. In the evening, news

arrived, that in steering, to keep as far from Spithead as

possible, the Frenchmen were near running on shore at _Ride_.

This circumstance convinced the pilots that _Wassell_ was not on

board when they went to her assistance, secured the three French

men, and saved the vessel for the owner."--(_Times, July 2,

1799._)

* * * * *

"'To which university,' said a lady, some time since, to the late

sagacious Dr. Warren, 'shall I send my Son?'--'Madam,' replied

he, 'they drink, I believe, near the same quantity of port in

each of them.'"--(_Times, Feb. 19, 1798._)

It was in this year that Jenner first wrote on _Vaccination_. The

following paragraph refers to _Inoculation_, which was introduced into

England, circa 1718, by Lady Mary Wortley Montague, who had seen it

practised in Turkey:--

"_Memento narare multis officium alterius._--Mr. W. Holt,

Surgeon, of the parish of Tottenham High Cross, has generously

undertaken (within the last two months) to inoculate the poorer

part of the inhabitants of the parish, for the small pox, which

he has done (and that gratis) to the amount of some hundreds, the

whole of which number have done well, not one patient excepted.

The above act is praiseworthy, and will redound much to Mr.

Holt's honour. It is to be hoped the above example will be

followed by other Medical Gentlemen, if so, in a few years we

shall not see, as we now daily do, the ill-effects of that

dreadful disease, the small pox, in the natural way."--(_Times,

March 28, 1798._)

* * * * *

"Previous to the Humane Society's Procession (at the London

Tavern, next Tuesday) of those who have been restored to life

_this_ year, an _Introductory Dialogue_, written after the manner

of Virgil's pathetic and beautiful pastorals, by John Gretton

Esqre, will be spoken by two young Gentlemen. Rising genius was

fully experienced at the last Anniversary. What then must not be

the gratification to a British heart, where to the solemn scene

of our resuscitated brethren,[25] is superadded the efforts of

these able advocates in the cause of humanity, and the sublime

views of this most excellent Institution?"--(_Times, April 14,

1798._)

[Footnote 25: The persons recovered during the year, by the

instrumentality of the Society, appeared in solemn

procession at the anniversary dinner.]

* * * * *

"ANECDOTE.

"It is a fact of which we can assure our readers, that the

following extraordinary Letter was sent to a worthy Baronet not a

hundred miles from Whitehall. It was tied round the neck of an

unfortunate animal, who, we are sorry to say, appears to have

been made the victim of party malice, and the unfeeling passions

of men:

"THE RATS LETTER.

("Health and F_rat_ernity.)

"Sir,--I am a despe_rat_e _Rat_, g_rat_ified indeed in the

present opportunity of cong_rat_ulating you, though lately

sepa_rat_ed from my family and connexions, having been caught in

the g_rat_ing of Mr. Pitt's cage, in Downing St., prost_rat_e at

his feet, I escaped death, and even cast_rat_ion, in the

conside_rat_ion that I belong to your worthy f_rat_ernity, and

upon condition that I should inform you of certain truths,

however g_rat_ing. Since the discovery of the conspi_rat_ors,

your o_rat_ions have not been unde_rat_ed, for they have not been

_rat_ional. If your treaty with them has been _rat_ified, you

will be well sc_rat_ched, and so forbear p_rat_ing for the

present. Besides it is a deside_rat_um that you should have

nothing to say to Mr. G_rat_tan, and that you should not

Co-ope_rat_e with the Irish-Ma_rats_. Let your nar_rat_ions

concerning _Rat_isbon, or _Rat_stadt, be mode_rat_e, and

endeavour to make repa_rat_ion for all the nonsense you have

talked, and the mischief you have not ope_rat_ed. Sequest_rat_e

yourself with your vene_rat_ed old Aunts, and deal out _rat_ions

of oatmeal, and cheese, to your p_rat_ing b_rat_s, whom everybody

commise_rat_es, and arbit_rat_e between cowherds, and bullock

drivers. Demonst_rat_e that you are a wise man in your

gene_rat_ion: Exempli g_rat_ia, this year, having been beat blind

by the bulk of bullocks, try next to run down your successor in a

race of amelio_rat_ed _Rats_. Full of admi_rat_ion, and great

g_rat_itude, I give you the f_rat_ernal hug, and _rat_e myself,

with great conside_rat_ion, without alte_rat_ion. Your g_rat_eful

F_rat_er (G_rat_is)

"Democ_rat_."

--(_Times, June 4, 1798._)

* * * * *

"We are sorry to hear that the _Rat_ that wrote the famous

letter, was cruelly murdered by the enraged servants. The _Rat_

is now said to have been over-driven, and made mad in Downing

St., in order that he might scratch the Knight into the

_Cat_-aphobia. He anxiously expects the _cat_-astrophe. The

_Rat_'s letter has very much exaspe_rat_ed the Worthy Baronet to

whom he addressed it."--(_Times, June 8, 1798._)

* * * * *

"Colonel Twiss, and other officers of the engineers, have been

employed by government to examine a proposition made by a Mr.

Dodd, for forming a _tunnel under the River Thames_, from

Gravesend, to Tilbury."--(_Times, July 16, 1798._)

* * * * *

"_Tower Hill_ is soon to lose that name, and, in compliment to

the Trinity House, it is in future to be called _Trinity

Square_."--(_Times, July 16, 1798._)

They knew how to puff--in those days:--

"Advt.--Thirty Thousand Pounds gained for Five shillings, without

a Lottery. A Gentleman of the Navy had, for some time, been

paying his addresses to a Lady of Fortune, and gained her

affections: being suddenly ordered off to the West Indies, the

marriage was deferred until his return. On arriving at St.

Domingo, he was attacked by the Yellow Fever, which appeared

externally in scabby eruptions, arising from living in too free a

manner in that destructive climate, which disfigured his face so

much, that, on his return to England, the Lady was disgusted, and

broke off the match. This turn so affected the Gentleman that a

slow nervous fever resulted, which reduced him so low that his

recovery was despaired of. Fortunately, an officer of the Guards,

his intimate friend, calling on him, told him he thought the

perusal of Dr. Brodum's Guide to Old Age would be of service:

and, in consequence, purchased a Guide for five shillings, which,

with the aid of the Dr.'s Botanical Syrup, completely restored

him, and on calling on the Lady after his recovery, she was so

well-pleased at his healthy appearance, as to immediately consent

to unite herself with him, and make over a fortune of

£30,000."--(_Times, Nov. 20, 1798._)

* * * * *

"A story is told at Brighton of a certain Baronet having been

most cruelly imposed upon by some young Bucks, at that place, who

sent him a pretended letter from the wife of a Dentist,

requesting a tender interview. The Baronet flew to her lodgings

on the wings of love, but the first person he met was her

husband. The Baronet, with a ready attention to professional

circumstances, said he came to ask advice for the _toothache_:

the operator rejoined, that an extraction was the most certain

cure, and the unfortunate Baronet actually submitted to an

incision in his jaw, to save the rest of it from being

broken."--(_Times, Nov. 30, 1798._)

* * * * *

"This being the first day of May, Mrs. Montague will give her

annual entertainment of roast beef, and plum-pudding, to the

Chimney-sweepers of the Metropolis, in the court yard of her

house in Portman Square, in commemoration of discovering her

child among them, long after it had been trepanned

away."--(_Times, May 1, 1799._)

* * * * *

"The donations given by Mrs. Montague, of Portman Square, every

May-day, proceed from pure benevolence towards the distressed

poor. The story, which has been generally believed, of her having

once lost a child, who was trepanned from her house, is wholly

unfounded."--(_Times, May 2, 1799._)

* * * * *

"The Lady Mayoress is in the straw, and the _Bambino_, according

to the customs of the City, is to be rocked in a cradle of solid

silver. This is a very ancient privilege, and, as it costs the

City about Five Hundred Pounds, the Aldermen will probably look

twice, before they elect family men again with their wives in the

family way."--(_Times, July 1, 1799._)

What occasioned the following?

"Such senseless extravagance as _eating Bank notes_ has not been

known since the French Courtezan, who curled her hair with them:

or the days of Cleopatra, who swallowed a jewel as a rich

repast."--(_Times, Aug. 22, 1799._)

The singular belief that used to obtain, and still is prevalent,

especially among the lower classes, that a man might sell his wife to

any bidder, provided that he did so in open market, and with a halter

round her neck, was in full force at the latter end of the 18th

Century. That this belief has not died out may be seen in an article

on "Wife Selling," by my brother, in "All the year Round" 20th Dec.

1884, in which he cites cases as recently as 1862, 1870, 1881--and two

in 1882--in one of which, the wife was sold for a glass of ale, and

the other, for a penny and a dinner.

"By some mistake, or omission, in the report of the Smithfield

Market, we have not learned the average price of wives for the

last week.

"The increasing value of the _fair sex_ is esteemed by several

eminent writers as the certain criterion of increasing

civilization. Smithfield has, on this ground, strong pretensions

to refined improvement, as the price of Wives has risen in that

market from half a guinea, to three guineas and a

half."--(_Times, July 22, 1797._)

* * * * *

"An Hostler's wife, in the country, lately fetched _twenty-five

guineas_. We hear there is to be a sale of wives soon at

Christie's. We have no doubt they will soon _go off_

well."--(_Times, Sept. 19, 1797._)

* * * * *

"On Friday a butcher exposed his wife to sale in Smithfield

Market, near the Ram Inn, with a halter about her neck, and one

about her waist, which tied her to a railing, when a hog-driver

was the happy purchaser, who gave the husband three guineas, and

a crown, for his departed rib. Pity it is, there is no stop put

to such depraved conduct in the lower order of people."--(_Times,

July 18, 1797._)

* * * * *

"On Saturday evening last, John Lees, steel-burner, sold his wife

for the small sum of 6_d._ to Samuel Hall, fell-monger, both of

Sheffield. Lees gave Hall one guinea immediately, to have her

taken off to Manchester the day following by the coach: she was

delivered up with a halter round her neck, and the clerk of the

market received 4_d._ for toll. It would be well if some law was

inforced to put a stop to such degrading traffic!! (Sheffield

Register)"--(_Times, March 30, 1796._)

* * * * *

"At the last sale of wives there was but a poor show though there

were plenty of bidders. One alone went off well, being bought by

a Taylor, who outbid eight of his competitors."--(_Times, Dec. 2,

1797._)

* * * * *

Advt. "To the Curious. J. Harrison begs leave to inform his

Friends, and the Public, that he has, for sale, a great variety

of grafted Gooseberry Plants, in pots, with red, white, and black

Currants growing on each, the fruit of the finest flavour: and

handsome standard Currant Trees, 5 feet high, with red, white,

and black, fruit on each, likewise dwarf Apple Trees, handsome

plants, suitable for the borders of pleasure gardens, being full

of fine fruit. Gentlemen and Ladies are invited to come and view

his plants, now the fruits are on them, at his Nursery, opposite

the Turks Head, half-way to Deptford Upper Road."--(_Times, Aug.

9, 1799._)

* * * * *

"When the order for the embargo was received at Gravesend, two

hoys, the one for Margate, the other for Ramsgate, lay off the

town, and were immediately subjected to the restriction. One had

nearly 200 persons on board, the other, upwards of 150; they were

obliged to land, and the place not affording accommodation for so

large, and unexpected, an influx of company, a whimsical scene of

confusion, disorder, and embarrassment, ensued: some in carts,

&c., got on to Rochester, and Canterbury: but, owing to the

march, and embarkation of troops, all the carriages, and horses,

on the road were engaged, and several days elapsed before these

unfortunate people reached the place of their

destination."--(_Times, Aug. 19, 1799._)

* * * * *

"Lately died at Lynn, in her 78th year Miss Mary Breese. She

never lived out of the parish she was born in, was a remarkable

sportswoman, regularly took out her shooting license, kept as

good greyhounds, and was as sure a shot, as was in the county. At

her desire, her dogs, and her favourite mare, were killed at her

death, and buried in one grave."--(_Times, Oct. 8, 1799._)

* * * * *

"Late on Sunday evening last a beautiful Circassian arrived at

the Turkish Ambassador's Hotel. She was brought from Smyrna in

the '_Princess_,' Capt. W. Lee, as a present from the Grand

Seignior to his Excellency the Ambassador. She is peculiarly

elegant, and beautiful, and was escorted hither by six black

eunuchs. The Ambassador showed great attention to Capt. Lee on

account of the care he had taken of his mistress."--(_Times, Dec.

19, 1799._)

* * * * *

"The _fair Circassian_ has not yet made her appearance in public.

A very splendid equipage is now building in Long Acre for her.

Several of our dashing young men of fashion have offered

themselves as drivers to the Eastern beauty."--(_Times, Dec. 24,

1799._)

I have not been able to trace the fate of this lady--she was only a

nine days' wonder in fashionable society.

INDEX.

A

Abington, Mrs., the actress, 189, 190

"Academy of Sciences and Belles Lettres," 222

Actresses of good birth, 194, 195

Adams, Daniel, 23

Advertisement, curious, in the _Times_, 325, 330

Albany, Duchess of, 3

Aldermen, regulate price of bread, 148;

visit fraudulent bakers, 150

Aliens, 16, 22

All fours, 180

Ancient Music, Concert of, 226

Androides, 228

Anecdote of Lady E., 330

Angerstein, John Julius, 248, 249, 261

Anson, Hon. Thomas, 59

Anspach, Margrave of, 147, 193, 216

Apprentice, cruel treatment of an, 268

Archer, Lady, 71, 166, 167, 168, 169, 177, 179

Arms, seizure of in Ireland, 44

Army, strength of, 36;

patriotic gift to, by ladies, 95;

convicts enrolled, 95;

French Emigrants enrolled, 95;

curious enlistment, 97, 98;

kidnapping, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106;

young officers, 107, 108;

soldiers' bread, 109;

bounty for soldiers, 110;

courtmartial, 111;

sale of commissions, 111, 112;

hair powder dispensed with, 130

"Army of England," 42

Arnold, Dr., musical composer, 196, 207

Artificers, enticing, punishment for, 270

Ashurst, Mr. Justice, 34

Assessed taxes, 131, 132

Assize of bread, 148

Astrology, 316

Automata, 228, 229

B

Baddeley, the actor, 187

Bailiffs imprisoned, 268

Bakers, fraudulent, 150

Bakewell, Robert, agriculturist, 299

Ballet and Opera, 204, 211

Bangor, Bishop of, indicted for riot, 322

Bank Bill, singular recovery of, 315

Bank of England, 37, 44

Bank notes, issue of, 37;

£1 and £2, 237;

interest on a, 322;

eating them, 342

Bannister, the actor, 188

Barber's shop, inscription over, 318

Baring, Sir Francis, 288

Barrington, the pickpocket, 245

Barrymore, the actor, 188

Barrymore, Lord, his wager, 298

Bartholomew Fair, history of, 328;

description of, 329

Bartolozzi, 220

Bath, its charter, 312;

its freedom, 330

Bath, knights of the, installation supper, 114

Bathing-ladies, 312

Bear's grease, 58

Beau, a, 56

Beef, price of, 146

Bedford, Duke of, 24, 25, 61, 185, 298, 306

Bellamy, Mrs., 190

Bernard, Mrs., the actress, 190

Bigg, W.R., _A.R.A._, 227

Billington, Mrs., 189, 225

Black servants, (Indented), 313

Blood, a, 54

Boarding schools, advance in price of, 146

Boarding schools, lady's, 320

Bonaparte, (see Napoleon)

Bond Street Lounge, the, 64, 76

Borouwlaski, Jos., 222

Boswell, James, 230

Bounty for soldiers, 110

Bourgeois, Sir Francis, 196

Bow Street Runners, 244

Bowes, Mr., 185

Bowyer, Admiral, 26

Box-lobby loungers, 200

Bread, household, recommended by Privy Council, 138;

subscriptions to reduce price of to the poor, 139;

noblemen, &c., pledge themselves to eat household bread, 140;

to make good bread, 141;

to consume but little, 143, 144;

bread used at the Royal table, 147;

price regulated by the Aldermen, 148;

assize of bread, 148;

short weight of, 150

Bridgewater, Duke of, 61

Bridport, Lord, 38, 39

Brighton, dress, 52;

company at, 326

Brothers, Lieut. (a pretended prophet), 317

Bruni, vocalist, 209

Brunton, Miss, the actress, 190

Buck, a, 54

Buckingham, Marquis of, 42

Buckinghamshire, Lady, 166, 167, 168, 172, 177, 179

"Bull," a, 318

Bullock stealing, punishment for, 270

Burke, Edmund, 16

Bute, Lord, 304

Butter, price of, 146

C

Cambacérès, 50

Camelford, Lord, 93, 94

Camperdown, Victory of, 42

"Campus nautica," 321

Cant phrases, 200, 201

Canterbury, Archbishop of, 178

Capital punishment, 246, 265, 266

Card money, 176

Cards, unstamped, 181

Caricature sellers, 320

Carlisle, Earl of, 43

Carlisle House, 218, 220, 222, 223

Cask, large one at Meux's Brewery, 316

Cassino, 180, 181

Cat, funeral of a, 306

Chamber Music, 225

Chaplaincy, sale of, 112

Charing Cross, kidnapping riots at, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102

Charlotte, Queen, 2, 5, 6, 7, 26, 31, 33, 44, 294

Chatham, Earl of, 29, 305

Choice spirit, a, 54

Christmas boxes, 117

Chudleigh, Miss (afterwards Duchess of Kingston), 76

Cibber, Mrs., 190

Cipriani, 220

Circassian, the fair, 344

Clarence, Duke of, 189, 194, 209, 216, 295

Clergyman's stipend, curious, 315

Clerical pluralists, 335

Clive, Mrs., the actress, 189

Clothes, cost of, 62

Clubs, the _Transalpine_, 331;

the _Ubiquarian_, 331

Coals, price of, 155, 156

Cockade, disuse of, 331

Coffin, a patent, 330

Coin, base, 239, 240, 241, 242, 272, 273, 306

Commercial failures, 232, 233, 234

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