CHAPTER III

_Constantinople at last!—The Threshold of the Russian

Assignment—A Nation in Convulsion_

I always supposed that the Japanese were the most suspicious people

in the world until I went to Russia, where I discovered a brand of

officials that was so much worse than the Japanese that there was no

comparison. In fact, for years I had them marked in my mind as the

criterion for entertaining doubts as to other people’s business, but

the Turks can give the Russians cards and spades when it comes to

having an evil mind for the intents of all strangers. As far as I

can make out, every officer in Turkey, from the general down to the

policemen, is firmly convinced that every foreigner who comes to their

dismal country does so with the intention of “stalking” the Sultan,

bombing the Premier, or starting a revolution. The unfortunate monarch

is no doubt the ring-leader in this quaint idea. Anyway, he sits inside

a fortified palace, surrounded by troops, and chatters his teeth from

sunrise to sunset. The days he comes out of his hole, the reserve is

called out and the foreigners have to have permits from the embassies

to stand on a hill and watch him through a telescope as he scuttles

from his palace to his carriage. Nobody can get into Turkey without a

pass-port, nor can he get out of it without having it elaborately viséd.

The _Ismalia_ anchored at sundown, but as it was two minutes after six,

there was nothing doing! Allow us to land that night! The police who

had boarded us to watch for a conspiracy before morning shivered at the

idea, and at once viewed us as dangerous and suspicious characters,

therefore it was nearly eight in the morning when, the sun being fairly

under way, we pulled up our anchor and started for the mouth of the

Bosphorus.

Constantinople is really three cities in one, and is perhaps the only

town in the world that has the distinction of being in two continents.

The whole is situated at the junction of the Sea of Marmora and the

Bosphorus, that narrow defile which leads into the Black Sea. The

three cities are separated the one from the other by arms of the

sea. In Europe are Stamboul and Pera Galata, divided by the inlet of

the Golden Horn, a half mile wide, where it joins the Bosphorus and

gradually narrowing as it curves upward towards the Sweet Waters, some

six miles distant. On the eastern side of the Strait is the Asiatic

town, Scutari. One may travel well the regions of the world and find no

more picturesque scene than that which greets him as he approaches the

Turkish capital from the Sea of Marmora. The gorgeous architecture and

rich color make a picture unique throughout the globe. On the European

side are the historic battlements of the old Byzantine city which

Constantine made the capital of the Roman Empire in the fourth century,

and the picturesque confusion of domes, terraced roofs and minarets

of Stamboul, the cypress groves and white marble mansions of Scutari

skirt the Asiatic shore as far as one can see. In the center is the

mouth of the Bosphorus itself, bending toward the Euxine between rugged

hills not unlike a Norwegian Fjord. The inbound steamer passing around

Seraglio Point enters the Golden Horn which old Procopius described as

“always calm and never crested into waves, as though a barrier were

placed there to the billows, and all storms were shut out from thence

through reverence for the city.” Above the crowded building of old

Galata are the heights of Pera, on which the new and more modern part

of the town is located. Looking northward, one sees the winding course

of the Bosphorus, the shores lined with palaces, villas and terraced

gardens. No port in the world presents such a cosmopolitan aspect as

does the Golden Horn. Old pre-historic Turkish iron-clads lie at anchor

near the shore. Passenger and mail steamers from every large nation

in Europe and beyond Europe swing at their moorings or lie along the

quays. Wheat laden ships from Odessa and others deep with the golden

harvest of the Danube country lie side by side with the graceful Greek

and Turkish coasting vessels, while hundreds of tugs, launches and

ferry-boats pass to and fro in the harbor.

There are nearly a million inhabitants in Constantinople, and a more

disreuptable and miscellaneous combination has never been herded

together in one spot since history began. At least, that is my opinion.

Moslems, Greeks, Armenians, Bulgars, and assorted Asiatics mingle

with a meager handful of foreigners. The great bulk are ignorant and

fanatical, easily aroused by their priests to any form of atrocity, and

are generally useless. Most of the population are poor, and all are

lazy. The official figures do not include the dogs, which are roughly

estimated at about a million. They are a sad lot, and the most dismal

creatures in the world. As far as I could make out, their diet consists

of a guttural abuse and ashes. The billy-goat of the comic weekly fame,

with his menu of tin cans and old rags, is an epicure compared with

the Constantinople dog. The home of this animal is everywhere, and in

the winter one sees fifteen and twenty sleeping, piled the one on top

of another in a heap three feet deep to keep warm. The day is devoted

to slumber, and the consumption of rubbish, while the night is given

over exclusively to vocal activities. As soon as night comes and people

are just going to sleep, the dogs wake up and in sad, disconsolate

tones, sitting on their haunches, with eyes closed and noses pointed

heavenwards, they proceed to unburden themselves of all their troubles.

The hours of performance are from 11 P. M. until daylight. They all

suffer from the mange and acute melancholia. The guide book says that

their numbers have materially diminished, but I was unable to trace any

symptom of race suicide during my brief sojourn in town.

The Turkish Christians, Greeks, Armenians, and Bulgarians have nothing

whatever in common. They hate one another as much as all loathe the

Turks, which, it may be added, is in the superlative degree. There

are a few cultivated and wealthy people of these races, but the bulk

of them are as poverty stricken and illiterate as are the Moslems

themselves. From eight to a dozen languages are spoken in the streets,

and five or six appear in the advertisements and on the shop fronts.

These races have nothing to bring them together, no relations except

trade with one another. Everybody lives in perpetual horror and

dread of all the other elements in the community; there is no common

patriotism or civic feeling. However, as I am not writing a guide to

ethnological conditions in Constantinople, I will return to my own

immediate troubles, and give over the discussion of those of the people

who compose the population, for my purpose is to write one book, and

not a dozen.

Leaving the baggage in the hands of the faithful Morris, I hurried

ashore. Rows of cadaverous and dirty officials and understrappers

lined the pier. Between the wharf and the street were innumerable

badly soiled sentinels, clothed in what appeared to be second hand

ready made garments. Armed with my pass-port I slipped through this

phalanx, giving it out that Morris would attend to the customs and the

balance of my affairs. The Turk is slow, and if you talk fast, wave

your pass-port, crowd a bit and look fierce, you have him bluffed.

Incidentally, this is not a bad receipt in other quarters of the

globe. Anyway it worked here. Upon Morris fell the heat and burden of

the day, as I learned afterwards. It would seem that there is a law

against guns and big knives coming into the sacred precincts of the

Golden Horn. I had moved so fast, that if anyone had asked me if I

had anything, I didn’t hear him. I had, of course, a modest little 38

caliber revolver stowed away unostentatiously. Morris had my big army

Colt in his hip pocket, where it bulged out like a mountain gun. A

dozen eagle eyes saw the bulge and a dozen voices asked if he had any

fire-arms. With injured dignity Morris drew himself up and proceeded to

defend himself. “Certainly not!” Why should he, a peaceful colored man,

traveling with an American gentleman, carry such things? He, Morris,

would have it known that he regarded such allegations as little better

than an insult, and no doubt his master would take the matter up with

the American Embassy. He could not tell exactly what would happen to

the perpetrators of this outrage, but from past experience he had no

doubt that everybody present would be dismissed and disgraced from

the Turkish service, etc., etc. Morris was never short of words, and

once started he launched out and was really working himself up into a

bona fide rage when one of the officers drew back his coat, exposing

the committal black butt of the revolver. Not even for a moment was

Morris non-plussed. “Yes! Certainly it is a revolver. Why not? No,

he had not understood. Was it fire-arms they had asked about? Oh! He

thought it was dynamite they were looking for, and he was sorry, but he

misunderstood—there were so many people talking at once, and, besides,

he was not entirely conversant with the Turkish language. He would like

to speak Turkish, and thought if he remained any time he would soon

pick it up. Yes, he spoke many languages already, but he knew of none

which was more euphonic than that of the Moslems. But to return to the

subject, why yes, certainly he had a revolver. As a matter of fact,

he usually carried two. Yes! Everybody did in America. No gentleman

would dress without one. Why, my friends,” he continued, “do you know

that in America,” and here he sat down on a trunk and started in on a

story about President Roosevelt. At this point a man from the hotel,

whom I had met outside, arrived to his aid, and by a judicious use

of piastres, Morris and the fourteen pieces of baggage got through,

though unfortunately the revolver stuck in the hands of the law and

remained there, too, until I paid $25.00 to some man who arranges

those delicate matters, and got it back. Everything, I find, can be

arranged in Turkey. The secret of it is to arrange first. After you

have been denied anything, or held up, it takes three times as much to

have things adjusted. In the first place, there is the diplomat, who

enters into negotiations for remuneration; then the injured dignity

involved for the change of the official heart is much more of an item

to be considered. The safe rule in Turkey, if you are in a hurry, is

to pass out a five piastre piece to any official who raises an outcry.

If he has much gold lace, make it ten. This is enough to soothe the

conscience up to Majors. No doubt Colonels and Generals get more, but

they are all really very reasonable, if one is only thoughtful of them.

I learned all these things later. After I had gotten rooms and had a

bath at the hotel, I went down to the office, where a superb creature

in gorgeous uniform, with a sword and two revolvers, was talking with

Morris. In the center of the hall were my fourteen much-labeled pieces

of baggage. As I came down Morris came to attention, saluted with great

respect, and then asked for a few words. When we were alone he grinned,

winked, and remarked:

“No, he ain’t no general. His name is Leo, and he is the head guy here.

I got the tip from the runner who got our baggage through. He don’t

run the hotel, but he is the works all right! I was just giving him a

‘stall’ on the situation. He thinks we are ‘it.’ In another interview

the hotel will be ours,” and he rubbed his hands, grinned and clicked

his heels.

Morris as a “staller” was certainly a daisy. By a “stall” he referred

to a knack he had of creating an impression within an hour that we

were entitled to everything within reach the moment we landed. He was

never ostentatious, usually truthful. If we entered a train where there

were no places left, Morris would be off to see the station master,

conductor, anyone, in fact, who was handy. In a moment he would have

the station aroused and come back with half a dozen officers at his

heels, saluting and bowing, and in a few minutes some unfortunate

would be turned out, and I would have the best place on the train. If

we boarded a steamer, Morris would be busy for an hour and everything

on the boat was at my disposal, while even the Captain would stop and

inquire, with the utmost solicitude, as to the state of my health. I

first observed this interesting course of procedure applied on the

P. & O. _Egypt_ on the way from Bombay to the Suez Canal. The rates

from India to the Canal are something exorbitant. I found that to take

Morris second cabin would cost me the equivalent of a first cabin trip

on an Atlantic greyhound. The only accommodations below the second

were called “native passage” and was intended for East Indians, who

are quite contented to sleep on the deck and eat slops and rice. I

regretted the extortionate sum demanded for the second cabin, but

did not want to see my chief of staff in such a wretched plight, so

told him I would stand for the second cabin ticket. He had heard my

negotiations with the agent, and insisted on the deck passage.

“Just you watch me, sir,” he confided, when I closed the deal. “Give

me a few pounds and watch Monroe D. Morris make a great ‘stall.’”

So I gave him two pounds and I went aboard. He objected a little at

being fumigated by the health authorities, but it lasted only a few

minutes, and he swallowed his pride. No sooner were we under way than

he directed his attention to the second steward, who had charge of

the second class passengers. In great confidence he unfolded to this

haughty dignitary, from whom I had been unable to get a pleasant

look, that he, Morris, wasn’t really a valet or servant at all, but

my private secretary. That he was making a secret and most exhaustive

study of the native races of the east, and that he, Morris, had taken a

third class ticket that he might mingle with the lowly steerage, gain

their confidence and draw them out on the ideas current in the lower

walks of Indian life. Yes, he had done this all over the world, and had

had great success in passing himself off as a lowly fellow. The first

steward might not believe it, but it was true. Of course, if he had a

second cabin passage, his fellow deck passengers would view him as an

intruder.

Then followed a brief sketch of his career, altered and amended to

suit the case in hand. Little by little the stony steward thawed, and

at just the psychological moment, Morris slipped two golden sovereigns

into his lordship’s hands and begged that his true character might be

concealed, and that the steward would see to it that while openly he

was allotted to the deck passage, that privately he should receive

accommodations suited to his true position in life. He further

intimated that such a co-operation on the steward’s part would not pass

unnoticed, and even hinted that perhaps his chief (meaning me) might be

as much impressed with the character and intelligence of the steward

as was Morris himself, in which case it was more than probable that

the steward might be appointed to the staff of his master’s new yacht,

which was now building in America. Yes, this would be an exceptionally

fine position, and he, Morris, felt that of all the candidates who were

eager for this position, that there was none so suitable as the steward

himself. To make a long story short, by night he had the best cabin in

the second class, while his friend, the steward, detailed a special

man to attend to his wants at a private table. By the time we reached

Aden the entire staff of the boat were greeting him deferentially as

“Mr. Morris” and urging his intercession on their behalf for positions

of all sorts on the new yacht. When we finally embarked at the Canal,

half the crew were at the gangway to shake hands and give a cheer for

my “Black Prince.” As an accessory to one’s credit Morris was certainly

worth his weight in gold bullion.

After I had listened to his account of Leo I told him to get the

interpreter of the hotel and go out and find the first boat sailing

for Odessa. Also to look up the latest arrivals from there, and see

what the captain and crew had to relate on the situation in Russia.

In the meantime I made the usual rounds where one is apt to pick up

information,—the American and other legations and consulates. I did not

get beyond the first, however. Mr. Leishman, to whom I presented my

letters of introduction from the state department, shook his head.

“My boy,” he said, “I am sorry to disappoint you, but I really can’t

advise your going to Russia just now. Honestly, I don’t think it is

safe.”

This was rather amusing, and I told him I was obliged to go, whatever

the situation might be. He smiled and said that he “guessed not. The

boats had stopped, the trains weren’t operating and the cables were

cut.” For half an hour we chatted, and he told me all that he knew

about affairs Russian, and then very kindly gave me letters to the

various members of the diplomatic and consular service whom he thought

could help me.

In a few hours I found that nobody in Constantinople knew anything

definitely. This, however, as I soon learned, was the chronic state of

affairs in the Turkish capital. The papers are so vigorously censored

that nothing of local importance ever by any chance filters through.

The natives themselves know nothing about outside politics, and care

less, while the foreign residents must rely for all their news on

the papers that come from the outside. Books pertaining to Levantine

politics or history are almost as hard to get over the frontier as are

fire-arms, but even here in suppressed Turkey rumors of everything were

rife. From the talk, I was more than ever convinced that Russia was

the place for me, and at once. For two weeks refugees had been pouring

in from Odessa and Crimea and the Caucasus. The Russian consul-general

thought at least 50,000 people had left Odessa. Conditions in the

agrarian districts, it was reported, were at a crisis. There had been

a fearful spasm at Moscow, a free-for-all fight in the streets, and

anywhere from five to twenty-five thousand people were said to be

killed, the reports differing according to the ideas of the narrator

as to the number of dead required to make a good story. The fleet in

Sebastopol had mutinied and there had been a fight, and the town, so

it was said, had been bombarded and destroyed, and heaven only knew

how many people were killed. As to the Caucasus, well, no one could

ever guess at the dreadful state of affairs there. As a matter of fact,

no one knew anything. Everyone suspected everything. The last steamer

from Odessa had come in ten days before, and the captain painted a

lurid picture of what he expected to happen. No, he was jolly well

sure he wasn’t going back to Odessa. Any man who went there was an

ass. He thought that by this time the place was in ashes and every

ship in the harbor burned, and those of the foreigners who were still

alive weren’t worth reckoning. Being the last one in, he had the field

all to himself, and his story had grown more lurid day by day, so I

took little stock in his report. In a word, Constantinople was stiff

with the most promising rumors that ever gladdened the ear of a war

correspondent.

At two o’clock that afternoon I returned to the Pera-Palace Hotel and

went to my room, where I found Morris disconsolately gazing out over

the terraced expanse of the Bosphorus.

“Well,” I said, “what do you know?”

“Nothing doing,” he replied, and then told of his trip up and down the

water front and his talk with various captains. He was heart-broken at

the discovery that steamers were no longer running to Odessa, or any

other point of interest.

“Why, sir,” he said, “I regard this, sir, as one of the most promising

situations in the world, sir, for people in our line of business, sir.

Here is Russia all going to the devil, sir. Odessa, sir, is, no doubt,

razed to the ground. Yes, sir, I believe it, reduced to ashes. Why,

a day in Odessa, and what a story. I repeat, sir, what a story! And

what is our position? Not a boat going there, not a train to Russia,

not a cable available. I am discouraged, sir; yes, sir, I admit it,

discouraged!” And he turned back to gaze again over the strip of water

that lay below. Morris regarded my business as his always. It was never

what I was going to do, but always what “we” were doing.

[Illustration: WITH CLANKING CHAINS AND CREAKING LIMBERS BATTERIES ARE

GOING TO THE FRONT]

[Illustration: IN EIGHTEEN MONTHS’ ASSOCIATION WITH THE ARMY WE HAVE

NOT SEEN SUCH ACTIVITY]

“It does look bad,” I admitted. On the table stood my typewriter and

beside it, two piles of stationery, the one of cable blanks and the

other for letter use. The moment we landed these were the first things

Morris unpacked. As soon as we entered a room in a new hotel, he would

ring for the bell boy and freeze him with a look, as he called for

cable blanks. I considered the situation for a moment. Obviously there

was nothing definite to be learned here. The rail to Russia was no

longer to be figured on. The wires were not working. No news was coming

out. The first thing to do was to get on the spot, and the second to

provide myself with the means of getting my stories out. The boats had

stopped running. Clearly enough there was but one thing to do. These

thoughts ran through my mind, and I sat down and wrote a cable to

Chicago—“Nothing definite obtainable here. Rumors indicate excellently.

If you consider situation warrants, propose charter steamer and cover

all points interest Black Sea, answer.” I handed it to Morris. From

the depths of gloom to the radiancy of bliss his spirits leaped in an

instant. He grinned from ear to ear.

“Fine business! Yes, sir, I call that fine business,” and he was off

down the hall like a shot out of a gun. I looked out the window, and

a moment later saw him dash off in a two-horse carriage for the cable

office. Heaven only knows what he told Leo, the performer of everything

in that hotel. Anyway Leo had mounted on the box with the driver, some

A D C to his own august person, and with a gallop the horses plunged

through the narrow streets, while the assistant on the box called out

to clear the way.

While Morris was sending my first dispatch, I was embodying in a

three-hundred-word news cable the estimate of the general situation in

the Black Sea, as seen from the haze of Constantinople ignorance and

aloofness from the outer world. This message was the boiling down of my

interviews with the various consuls and ambassadors and the information

which Morris had gotten from his tours along the water front among the

captains and officers of incoming steamers.

As soon as the first message was out of the way I sent my Ethiopian

Mercury with No. 2, and he paid down 243 francs for charges to London,

where my paper maintained an office, as a sort of clearing house for

European news. As there were some seventy-five men in the various

European cities corresponding for the paper, all messages were sent

through the English office where news that had already been printed

and duplications were “killed,” and the valuable stuff “relayed” to

America, thus saving cable tolls on unusable copy.

If the Turkish customs officials were annoying the cable authorities

were beyond the pale. Their theory was that every sender of a cable

was a suspicious character and must be watched until he has proven his

innocence of evil intents towards the Sultan. The very act of sending a

dispatch was ground for grave doubt as to his true business in Turkey.

For two days I supposed that my “situation” cable had gone. On

the third, in reply to a personal cable, I sent a code message to

Minnesota. An hour later it was returned, and with it, to my disgust,

my first newspaper story, unsent. The cable office had been unable to

read English in the first instance, and thought it best to be on the

safe side, and had calmly held the message until it should develop

whether or not I really was a safe person to be trusted with such an

important privilege as sending a dispatch. My code message of two

words had convinced them that something was wrong, with the result

that neither story went, and my 243 francs were refunded. I afterwards

learned that the operators were not required to know much English,

but were carefully drilled in a few important words, such as “riot,”

“revolution,” “disorders,” “bomb,” “anarchist,” etc. The instructions

were that any message containing any such dreadful words should be

held pending an investigation. The fact that the allusions in my cable

were to Russia, and not Turkey, had no bearing on the case whatever.

The operator did not know anything about that, but did know that no

peaceable man should be sending any such inflammable words. Anyway it

was against the rules, so for the moment I was blocked on my cables,

but it was only for the hour which it took me to arrange by wire for

an agent in Sansum (which is just across the frontier in Bulgaria) to

whom I might mail my cables, thus creating a delay of but a few hours.

I reinforced this arrangement by closing a deal with a sad-looking

German, whose first name was Lewis, and whose last name I never knew,

who stood ready to start at a moment’s notice for the frontier, to

carry my dispatches in case the mailing system failed. A wire from

London the next day told me that my mail wire had been telegraphed from

the frontier and had come through safely, with only a few hours’ delay,

so I held Lewis as a reserve, but as a matter of fact, I only used

him once during activities in Turkey. On that occasion I did not dare

trust a world beat of 2000 words to the mail, and so it was that the

melancholy Lewis went for a trip over the frontier.

But to return to my first morning in Turkey, it was obvious that at

least a day must elapse before I could receive the necessary authority

to charter a boat (for even the Turks had passed that telegram) could

be expected, so that afternoon I spent in a pouring rainstorm on a tiny

launch among the shipping interests of the Bosphorus, looking for a

boat that might answer my purposes.

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