CHAPTER IX. Old Dog; New Tricks

A mildewed maxim runs: "You can't teach an old dog new tricks."

Some proverbs live because they are too true to die. Others endure

because they have a smug sound and because nobody has bothered to bury

them. The one about old dogs and new tricks belongs in both categories.

In a sense it is true. In another it is not.

To teach the average elderly dog to sit up and beg, or to roll over

twice, or to do other of the asinine things with which humans stultify

the natural good sense of their canine chums, is as hard as to teach a

sixty-year-old grave-digger to become a musical composer.

But no dog with a full set of brains is ever past learning new things

which are actually needful for him to learn. And, sad to say, many an

old dog, on his own account, picks up odd new accomplishments--exploits

which would never have occurred to him in his early prime. Nobody knows

why. But it has happened, numberless times.

And so it was with Sunnybank Lad.

Laddie had passed his twelfth birthday; when, by some strange freak, he

brought home one day a lace parasol. He had found it in the highroad,

on his way back to the Place after a sedate ramble in the forest. Now,

it was nothing new for the great collie to find missing articles

belonging to the Mistress or to the Master. Every now and then he would

lay at their feet a tobacco pouch or a handkerchief or a bunch of keys

that had been dropped, carelessly, somewhere on the grounds; and which

Lad recognized, by scent, as belonging to one of the two humans he

loved.

These bits of treasure trove, he delighted in finding and restoring.

Yes, and--though those who had never seen him do this were prone to

doubt it--he was certain to lay the recovered object at the feet of

whichever of the two had lost it. For instance, it never occurred to

him to drop a filmy square of lace-and-cambric at the muddied feet of

the Master; or a smelly old tobacco-pouch at the Mistress's little feet.

There was nothing miraculous about this knowledge. To a high-bred dog,

every human of his acquaintance has a distinctive scent; which cannot

be mistaken. Lad used no occult power inn returning to the rightful

owner any article he chanced to find on lawn or on veranda.

But the lace parasol was different. That, presumably, had fallen from

some passing motor-car, bound for Tuxedo or for the Berkshires. It did

not belong at the Place.

Lad happened to see it, lying there in the highway. And he brought it,

forthwith, to the house; carrying it daintily between his mighty jaws;

and laying it on the living-room floor in front of the astonished

Mistress. Probably, he laid it before her, instead of before the

Master, because she was the first of the two whom he happened to

encounter. It is doubtful if he realized that a parasol is a purely

feminine adjunct;--although the Mistress always declared he did.

She picked up the gift and looked it over with real admiration. It was

a flimsily beautiful and costly thing; whose ivory handle was deftly

carven and set with several uncut stones; and whose deep fringe of lace

was true Venetian Point.

"Why, Laddie!" she exclaimed, in wondering delight. "Where in the world

did you get this? Look!" she went on, as her husband came in from his

study. "See what Laddie brought me! I saw him coming down the drive

with something in his mouth. But I had no idea what it was. Isn't it a

beauty? Where do you suppose he--?"

"As long as motorists go around curves at forty miles an hour," decided

the Master, "so long their piled-up valuables are likely to be jostled

out of the tonneau. I found a satchel, last week, at the curve, up

there, you remember; and a hat, the week before. What are you going to

do about this thing?"

"Oh," said the Mistress, with a sigh of renunciation, "I suppose we'll

have to advertise it; and watch the 'Lost and Found' columns, too.

But--wouldn't it be glorious if nobody should see our advertisement

or--or ever advertise for it? It's so lovely! I hate to think it may

belong to somebody who can't appreciate it as I do."

Now, Laddie had lived on the Place for many more years than he could

remember. And he had spent the bulk of that time in studying the faces

and the voices and the moods of these two people whom he worshiped.

Moreover, he had an intelligence that is not given to most dogs,--even

to collies--and a queer psychic twist to his brain that had puzzled his

owners as much as it had delighted them:

Watching the Mistress, now, with his classic head on one side and his

deep-set dark eyes fixed on her eager face, he saw that his roadway

gift had made her very happy. Also, that her caressing hand on his head

showed pride in what he had done. And this, as ever, thrilled the old

dog, to the very soul.

He wagged his plumed tail, in gladness, and thrust his nose into her

palm and began to "talk" in gleeful treble. To none but the Mistress

and the Master would Lad deign to "talk." And, none listening to him

could doubt he was trying to copy the human voice and human meanings.

"Dear old Laddie!" praised the Mistress, running her fingers through

his lion-like ruff. "GOOD Laddie! Thank you, ever so much! Nobody but a

very, VERY wonderful collie named Lad could have had the perfect taste

to pick out such a parasol. And now we're going to have a whole handful

of animal crackers, for reward."

The crooningly sweet voice, the petting, the gift of animal crackers of

which he was childishly fond--all these delighted Lad beyond measure.

And they confirmed him in the belief that he had done something most

laudable.

What he had done was to pick up a stray object, away from home, and

bring it to the Mistress. He knew that. And that was all he knew. But,

having won high praise for the deed, he resolved then and there to

repeat it.

Which proves that old dogs can be taught new tricks. And which started

all the trouble.

That afternoon, the Mistress and the Master went for a five-mile ramble

through the woods and over the mountains, back of the Place. With them

went old Laddie, who paced gravely between them. With them, also, went

Bruce, the magnificent dark sable collie of kingly look and demeanor;

who was second only to Lad in human traits and second to no living

animal in beauty. Bruce was glorious to look upon. In physique and in

character he had not a flaw. There was a strange sweetness to his

disposition that I have found in no other dog.

With Lad and Bruce, on this walk, raced Lad's fiery little golden son,

Wolf.

Of old, Lad had led such runs. Now, advancing age and increased weight

had begun to make him chary of throwing away his fading energies.

Wherefore, he walked between his two deities; and let the two younger

dogs do the galloping and rabbit chasing.

And he had his reward. For, as they neared the highroad on the way

home, Wolf and Bruce chanced to tree a squirrel. Thus, Lad was first to

reach the road with the two humans. Suddenly, he darted ahead of them;

and snatched up from the wayside the somewhat worn case of a thermos

bottle which had been discarded there or had fallen from a car-seat.

This he bore to the Mistress; fairly vibrating with pride in his own

exploit.

Noting his joy in the deed, she made much of the shabby gift; praising

and thanking Lad, inordinately; and forbearing to throw away the worn

case until the collie was out of sight.

Of late, as Laddie began to show signs of age, she and the Master had

taken to making more and more of him; to atone for his growing

feebleness and to anticipate the dark day which every dog-owner must

face;--the day when his voice and his caress can no longer mean

anything to the pet who once rejoiced so utterly in them.

All of which went to confirm Lad in the natural belief that anything

found on the road and brought to the Mistress would be looked on with

joy and would earn him much gratitude. So,--as might a human in like

circumstances,--he ceased to content himself with picking up trifles

that chanced to be lying in his path, in the highway, and fell to

searching for such flotsam and jetsam.

He began the hunt, next morning. Pacing gravely along the center of the

road, he headed toward the mile-distant village. By sheer luck, such

few automobiles as chanced along, at that hour, were driven by folk who

had heart enough to slow down or to turn aside for the majestically

strolling old dog. To the end of his long life, Lad could never be made

to understand that he was not entitled to walk at will in the exact

middle of the road. Perhaps his lofty assurance in taking such a course

made motorists check speed to spare him.

This morning, he had fared but a half-mile when he saw a car drawn up

at the edge of the road, beside a shaded bit of turf. Several people

had just descended from it; and were making preparations for an early

picnic lunch. One of them had finished depositing a basket on the

ground, at the side of the car farthest from the strip of sward where

the others were spreading a sea-rug and setting an impromptu table.

The man put the basket down in the road. Then he dived back into the

nether regions of the machine for more provender. And he was engaged in

this groping when Lad came in view, around a bend.

The big collie saw the basket standing there, unprotected and, so far

as he knew, ownerless. Gravely he stepped forward, lifted the heavy

receptacle by the handle and turned about with it; still moving with

dignified slowness. The table-setters were busy; and the car was

between him and them.

By the time the other member of the party succeeded in finding the

things he was seeking under the rear seat, Lad had rounded the bend and

was out of sight. To this day, none of the motorists has the remotest

solution to the mystery of the vanished lunch.

Lad had not stolen the basket. He would have suffered himself to be cut

in three, before sinking to theft or to any other sneaking act. He had

found a basket standing alone in the highroad, several feet away from

the nearest humans. He had no way of guessing it belonged to them. So

far as he was concerned, this was as much a lost article as had been

the gorgeous parasol. He had been praised to the skies for bringing the

parasol and the thermos case to the Mistress. He had every reason to

expect the same meed of praise for this new gift.

Indeed, to Lad's way of thinking, he might well hope for even higher

praise. For the parasol had been an odorless and foolish thing of no

apparent usefulness; while this basket exhaled most heavenly scents of

fried chicken and other delectable foods. Heavy as was the burden, it

did not occur to Lad to set it down. Fragrant as were its contents, it

did not occur to him to nose the cover off and sample them. There was

no tinge of snooping in his make-up. No, the basket was a gift for the

Mistress. And as such he was bearing it home to her.

"See what Laddie brought me, this time!" cried the Mistress, coming

into her husband's study, a few minutes later, and holding forth the

trophy. "It's full of food, too; and of course he never touched a

mouthful of it. But I gave him two of the frosted cakes, by way of

reward. He's ridiculously happy over them,--and over the fuss I made

about the basket."

"H'm!" mused the Master, inspecting the present. "Jostled off the

car-seat, as some fool of a driver took the curve at top speed! Well,

that same driver has paid for his recklessness, by the loss of his

lunch. It's funny, though--There's not a trace of mud or dust on this;

and even the food inside wasn't jostled about by the tumble. That curve

is paying us big dividends, lately. It's a pity no bullion trucks pass

this way. Still, parasols and picnic lunches aren't to be sneered at."

Lad was standing in the study doorway, eyes alight, tail waving. The

Master called him over and petted him; praising this newest

accomplishment of his, and prophesying untold wealth for the Place if

the graft should but continue long enough.

There was something pathetic in dear old Laddie's pleasure over the new

trick he had learned; or so it seemed to the two people who loved him.

And they continued to flatter him for it;--even when, among other

trophies, he dragged home a pickaxe momentarily laid aside by a road

mender; and an extremely dead chicken which a motor-truck wheel had

flattened to waferlike thickness.

Which brings us, by degrees to the Rennick kidnaping case.

Claude Rennick, a New York artist of considerable means, had rented for

the summer an ancient Colonial farmhouse high among the Ramapo hills;

some six miles north of the Place, There, he and his pretty young wife

and their six-months-old baby had been living for several weeks; when,

angered at a sharp rebuke for some dereliction in his work, Schwartz,

their gardener, spoke insultingly to Mrs. Rennick.

Rennick chanced to overhear. Being aggressively in love with his wife,

he did not content himself with discharging Schwartz. Instead, he

thrashed the stalwart gardener, then and there; and ended the drastic

performance by pitching the beaten man, bodily, out of the grounds.

Schwartz collected his battered anatomy and limped away to his home in

the hills just above. And, that night, he called into council his two

farmhand brothers and his wife.

Several characteristic plans of revenge were discussed in solemn

detail. These included the burning of the Rennick house or barn, or

both; the shooting of Rennick from among the hillside boulders as the

artist sketched; of waylaying him on his walk to the post-office, by

night, and crippling him for life; and other suggestions equally dear

to the hearts of rural malefactors.

But one plan after another was vetoed. To burn any of the property

would cause Rennick nothing worse than temporary annoyance; as he

merely rented the farm. Daylight shooting was a dangerous and uncertain

job; especially since automobiles had opened up the district to

constantly passing outsiders. It was Schwartz himself who decided

against waylaying his foe by night. He had too recent memories of

Rennick's physical prowess to care about risking a second dose of the

same medicine. And so on with the other proposals. One and all were

rejected.

Then it was that Mrs. Schwartz hit upon an idea which promised not only

punishment, but profit. She had done washing for the Rennicks and she

had access to the house. She proposed that they steal the Rennick baby,

on the first night when opportunity should offer; carry him to a car

the brothers were to have waiting; and thence take him to her sister in

Paterson.

There, the youngster would be well cared for. In a family of not less

than seven children, the presence of an extra baby would not excite

police query. Her sister had more than once taken babies to board with

her, during their mothers' temporary absence in service or in jail. And

the newcomer could pass readily as one of these.

Negotiations could set in; and, if care were taken, a reward of at

least two thousand dollars might be extracted safely from the frantic

parents. Thus, the Rennicks could be made to sweat blood and money too,

in payment of the injuries wrought upon the aching frame of Schwartz.

At first, the three men sheered off from the plan. Kidnaping is a word

with an ugly sound. Kidnaping is a deed with ugly consequences.

Kidnaping is a crime whose perpetrators can hope for no atom of

sympathy from anybody. Kidnaping is perilous, past words.

But, deftly, Mrs. Schwartz met and conquered the difficulties raised.

In the first place, the baby would come to no harm. Her sister would

see to that. In the second, the matter of the reward and of the return

could be juggled so as to elude detectives and rural constables. She

had known of such a case. And she related the details;--clever yet

utterly simple details, and fraught with safety to all

concerned;--details which, for that very reason, need not be cited here.

Bit by bit, she went on with her outline of the campaign; testing each

step and proving the practicability of each.

The next Thursday evening, Rennick and his wife went, as usual, to the

weekly meeting of a neighborhood bridge club which they had joined for

the summer. The baby was left in charge of a competent nurse. At nine

o'clock, the nurse went to the telephone in reply to a call purporting

to be from an attendant at a New York hospital.

This call occupied the best part of twenty minutes. For the attendant

proceeded to tell her in a very roundabout way that her son had been

run over and had come to the hospital with a broken leg. He dribbled

the information; and was agonizingly long-winded and vague in answering

her volley of frightened questions.

Shaken between duty to her job and a yearning to catch the next train

for town, the nurse went back at last to the nursery. The baby's crib

was empty.

It had been the simplest thing in the world for Mrs. Schwartz to enter

the house by the unfastened front door, while one of her husband's

brothers held the nurse in telephone talk; and to go up to the nursery,

unseen, while the other servants were in the kitchen quarters. There

she had picked up the baby and had carried him gently down to the front

door and out of the grounds.

One of Schwartz's brothers was waiting, beyond the gate; with a

disreputable little runabout. Presently, the second brother joined him.

Mrs. Schwartz lifted the baby into the car. One of the men held it

while the other took his place at the steering wheel. The runabout had

started upon its orderly fourteen-mile trip to Paterson, before the

panic stricken nurse could give the alarm.

Mrs. Schwartz then walked toward the village, where her husband met

her. The two proceeded together to the local motion picture theater.

There, they laughed so loudly over the comedy on the screen that the

manager had to warn them to be quieter. At once, the couple became

noisily abusive. And they were ordered ignominiously from the theater.

There could scarcely have been a better alibi to prove their absence of

complicity in the kidnaping.

Meanwhile, the two brothers continued quietly on their journey toward

Paterson. The baby slept. His bearer had laid him softly on the floor

of the car. A few drops of paregoric, administered by Mrs. Schwartz as

the child awoke for an instant on the way to the gate, insured sound

slumber. The joggling of the car did not rouse the tiny sleeper; as he

lay snugly between the feet of the man into whose care he had been

given.

The first six miles of the easy journey were soon traversed. Then, with

a pop and a dispiritedly swishing sound, a rear tire collapsed. Out

into the road jumped both men. Their nerves were none too steady. And,

already, in fancy they could hear all the police cars in New Jersey

close at their heels. It behooved them to change tires in a hurry, and

to finish their nerve-twisting trip.

The driver vaulted over the side nearest him and began to explore the

under-seat regions for a jack. The other man picked up the baby and

hurried to the rear of the runabout to detach the spare tire from its

dusty rack. Manifestly, he could not unstrap the tire while he was

carrying a baby in his arms. So he set down his burden at the roadside,

near him.

Then, still obsessed by fear of pursuit, he hit on a safer scheme.

Picking up the sleeper again, he carried the warm little bundle to the

far side of the road, some thirty yards beyond, and deposited it there,

behind a dwarf alder bush which screened it from any stray automobilist

who might be passing. Thus, in case of pursuit, he and his brother

would merely be changing tires; and would know nothing of any missing

baby.

Failing to find a jack under the seat, the driver climbed over into the

adjoining field in search of two or three big stones to serve the same

purpose in holding up the axle. For several minutes the men worked fast

and tensely; blind and deaf to anything except the need of haste.

Thus it was that neither of them saw a tawny-and-snow collie,--huge and

shaggy except for a pair of absurdly tiny white forepaws,--come pacing

majestically along the road from the direction in which they were

heading. The car lamps played but faintly upon the advancing Lad; for

the dimmers had been applied.

The big dog was taking his usual before-bedtime stroll. Of old, that

evening stroll had been confined to the Place's grounds, a quarter-mile

beyond. But, lately, his new obsession for finding treasures for the

Mistress had lured him often and oftener to the highway.

Tonight, as for a day or so past, he had drawn blank in his quest. The

road had been distressingly bare of anything worth carrying home. But,

now, as he moved along, his near-sighted eyes were attracted by a dim

blur of white, behind a bush, at the road-edge; just within the dim

radiance of the car-lamps. Even sooner than he saw this, his keen

nostrils had told him of human presence there. He shifted his course to

investigate.

Standing over the compactly-fastened swathing of clothes, Laddie bent

down and sniffed. It was a human. He knew that; in spite of the thick

veil that covered the slumberer's face. But it was also a bundle. It

was a bundle which might well be expected to delight the Mistress

almost as much as had the parasol;--far more than had the defunct

chicken.

Daintily, with infinite gentleness, Lad fixed his teeth in the loosest

portion of the bundle that he could find; and lifted it. It was

amazingly heavy, even for so powerful a dog. But difficulties had never

yet swerved Lad from any set purpose. Bracing his strength, he turned

homeward, carrying the burden between his mighty jaws.

And now, he was aware of some subtler feeling than mere desire to bring

the Mistress one more gift. His great heart had ever gone out in loving

tenderness toward everything helpless and little. He adored children.

The roughest of them could take unpardonable liberties with him. He

would let them maul and mistreat him to their heart's content; and he

reveled in such usage; although to humans other than the Mistress and

the Master, he was sternly resentful of any familiarity.

His senses told him this bundle contained a child;--a baby. It had been

lying alone and defenseless beside the road. He had found it. And his

heart warmed to the helpless little creature which was so heavy to

carry.

Proudly, now, he strode along; his muscles tensed; moving as if on

parade. The bundle swinging from his jaws was carried as lovingly as

though it might break in sixty pieces at any careless step.

The spare tire was adjusted. The men glanced nervously up and down the

road. No car or pedestrian was in sight. The driver scrambled to his

place at the wheel. His brother crossed to the alder bush behind whose

shelter he had left the baby. Back he came, on the run.

"'Tain't there!" he blithered. "'Tain't there! 'Tain't rolled nowheres,

neither. It's been took! Lord! What're we goin' to--?"

He got no further. His brother had scrambled down from the seat; and

pushed him aside, in a dash for the alder. But a few seconds of frantic

search proved the baby was gone. The two men glared at each other in

silent horror. Then by tacit impulse they got into the car.

"It couldn't 'a' walked off, could it?" gurgled the driver. "They can't

walk, can they;--not at six months? Not far, anyhow?"

"It--it was took!" sputtered his brother between chattering teeth.

Another moment of scared silence. Then the driver rallied his awed

faculties. Stepping on the self-starter, he brought the runabout into

motion, and headed down the road.

"Where are you goin'?" queried the other. "No use a-keepin' on, this

d'rection. It--"

"If it was took," answered the driver, truculently, "'twasn't took by

no car. We'd 'a' heard a car or we'd 'a' saw it. If it had been took by

two or three folks a-walkin', we'd 'a' heard 'em blat to each other

when they seen the kid layin' there. That means it was took by one

person, all alone. He didn't pass us, while we was workin'. Then,

unless he's took to the fields, he's a-goin' the same way we are. An'

we're due to overhaul him. There'll only just be one of him; and

there's two of us. I ain't aimin' to lose my slice of that two

thousand; without hittin' a single lick to get it. If he--SUFFERIN'

PINK SNAKES!"

In his sudden dismay, he drove down both feet on the pedals. The

indignant car stalled. Through the blackness ahead, the white ray from

the lamps had picked up a weird object. And the two brethren stared at

it, slack-jawed.

Walking sedately on, in front of the stalled runabout, and in the exact

centre of the dusty road, moved an animal. Huge and formless it bulked,

as it receded into the fainter glow of light. It might have been

anything from a lion to a bear; in that uncertain glimmer. But, the

lamps' rays played strongly enough on one detail of the apparition to

identify it, past doubt, to both the dumfounded onlookers. They saw,

clearly enough, a white bundle suspended from the monster's

jaws;--unquestionably the bundle which had been laid behind the alder.

For perhaps ten seconds the men sat moveless, gaping goggle-eyed. Then,

the driver murmured in a faraway voice:

"Did you--did you--was you fool enough to think you seen anything? Was

you, Eitel?"

"I-I sure seen SUTHIN', Roodie," quavered Eitel. "Suthin' with--with

the kid in its mouth. It--"

"That's good enough for me!" announced the heroic Roodie, stamping

again on the self-starter.

"If we both seen it, then it was THERE. And I'm goin' after it."

In another brace of seconds the lights once, more picked up the dark

animal with its white bundle. Eitel shrank back in his seat. But Roodie

put on another notch of gas. And, coming closer, both recognized the

strange bundle-carrier as a dark-hued collie dog.

The identification did little to ease their feeling of incredulous

mystification. But it banished their superstitious dread. Both of them

were used to dogs. And though neither could guess how this particular

dog happened to be stealing the twice-stolen baby, yet neither had the

remotest fear of tackling the beast and rescuing its human plunder.

Roodie brought the abused runabout to another jerky stop within a few

inches of the unconcerned collie. And he and Eitel swarmed earthward

from opposite sides of the machine. In a trice, Roodie had struck Lad

over the head; while Eitel grabbed at the bundle to drag it away from

the dog.

Now, the weight of years was beginning to tell on Laddie. But that

weight had not robbed him of the ability to call, at will, upon much of

his oldtime strength and bewildering swiftness. Nor had it in any way

dampened his hero-spirit or dulled his uncannily wise brain.

He had been plodding peacefully along, bearing home a wonderful gift--a

gift oftener confided to the care of storks than of collies--when he

had been attacked from two sides in most unprovoked fashion. He had

been struck! His blood surged hot.

There was no Law governing such a case. So, as usual in new crises, Lad

proceeded to make his own Law and to put it into effect.

A deft turn of the head eluded Eitel's snatching hand. With the

lightness of a feather, Lad deposited the bundle in the soft dust of

the road. In practically, the same gesture, the dog's curving eye-tooth

slashed Eitel's outstretched wrist to the bone.

Then, staggering under a second head-blow from Roodie, the collie

wheeled with lightning-swift fury upon this more hostile of his two

assailants.

Hurling himself at the man's throat, in silent ferocity, he well-nigh

turned the nocturnal battle into a killing. But Roodie's left arm, by

instinct, flew up to guard his threatened jugular.

Through coat and shirt and skin and flesh,--as in the case of Lady's

slayer,--the great dog's teeth clove their way; their rending snap

checked only by the bone of the forearm. The impetus of his

eighty-pound body sent the man clean off his balance. And together the

two crashed backward to the ground.

Lad was not of the bulldog breed which seeks and gains a hold and then

hangs on to it with locked jaws. A collie fights with brain as much as

with teeth. By the time he and Roodie struck the earth, Lad tore free

from the unloving embrace and whizzed about to face the second of his

foes.

Eitel had taken advantage of the moment's respite to seize with his

uninjured hand his slashed wrist. Then, on second thought, he released

the wounded wrist and bent over the baby; with a view to picking him up

and regaining the comparative safety of the car's floor. But his

well-devised maneuver was not carried out.

For, as he leaned over the bundle, extending his hands to pick it up,

Lad's teeth drove fiercely into the section of Eitel's plump anatomy

which chanced to be presented to him by the stooping down of the

kidnaper. Deep clove his sharp fangs. Nor did Eitel Schwartz sit down

again with any degree of comfort for many a long day.

With resounding howls of pain, Eitel thrashed up and down the road;

endeavoring to shake off this rear attack. The noise awakened the baby;

who added his wails to the din. Roodie got dizzily to his feet; his

left forearm useless and anguished from the tearing of its muscles:

"Shut up!" he bellowed. "You want to bring the whole county down on us?

We--"

He ceased speaking; and lurched at full speed to the car and to the top

of its single seat. For, at sound of his voice, Lad had loosed his grip

on the screeching Eitel and whirled about on this earlier adversary.

The man reached the car-seat and slammed the door behind him, perhaps a

sixth of a second too soon for Lad to reach him.

Eitel, warned by his brother's bawled command, made a rush for the

other side of the machine and clambered up. He was a trifle less

fortunate than had been Roodie, in making this ascent. For Lad's

flashing jaws grazed his ankle and carried away in that snap a sample

of Eitel's best town-going trousers.

Thus, on the seat of the car, swaying, and clutching at each other,

crouched the two sore-wounded brethren; while Lad ravened about the

vehicle, springing upward now and, again in futile effort to clear the

top of the closed door.

Far down the road shone the lights of an approaching motor. Eitel

dropped into the driving seat and set the runabout into motion. Once

more, the dread of pursuit and of capture and of prison danced

hideously before his frightened mental vision.

Barely missing the crying baby, as the runabout jerked forward, he made

a fruitless attempt to run down the raging collie. Then he addressed

himself to the business of getting himself and his brother as far out

of the way as possible, before the oncoming car should reach the scene

of strife.

As a matter of fact, the other car never reached this spot. Its

occupants were two youths and two damsels, in search of a sequestered

space of road where they might halt for a brief but delectable "petting

party," on their way to a dance in the village. They found such a

space, about a furlong on the thither side of the curve where the

runabout had stopped. And they advanced no farther.

Lad, for a few rods, gave chase to the retreating Schwartzes. Then, the

heavy exertions of the past minute or two began to exact toll on his

aging body. Also, the baby was still whimpering in a drowsy monotone,

as the paregoric sought to renew its sway on the racket awakened brain.

The dog turned pantingly back to the bundle; pawed it softly, as though

to make sure the contents were not harmed; then once more picked it up

gingerly between his reddened jaws; and continued his sedate homeward

journey.

The Mistress and the Master were sitting on the veranda. It was almost

bedtime. The Master arose, to begin his nightly task of locking the

lower windows. From somewhere on the highroad that lay two hundred

yards distant from the house, came the confused noise of shouts. Then,

as he listened, the far-off sounds ceased. He went on with his task of

locking up; and returned in a minute or two to the veranda.

As he did so, Lad came walking slowly up the porch steps. In his mouth

he carried something large and white and dusty. This he proceeded to

deposit with much care at the feet of the Mistress. Then he stood back;

tail waving, dark eyes mischievously expectant.

"Another dividend from the curve!" laughed the Master. "What is it,

this time? A pillow or--?"

He broke off in the middle of his amused query. For, even as he turned

his flashlight on the dusty and blood-streaked bundle, the baby began

once more to cry.

The local chief of police, in the village across the lake, was making

ready for bed, when a telephone summons brought him back to his lower

hallway.

"Hello!" came the Master's hail, over the wire. "Chief, has there been

any alarm sent out for--for a missing baby?"

"Baby?" echoed the Chief. "No. Have you lost one?"

"No. I've found one. At least, Laddie has. He's just brought it home.

It is dressed in unusually costly things, my wife says. There was a

white baby-blanket strapped around it. And there are dust and streaks

of fresh blood on the blanket. But the baby himself isn't hurt at all.

And--"

"I'll be over there, in fifteen minutes," said the Chief, alive with

professional interest.

But in ten minutes he was on the wire once more.

"Has the baby blanket got the monogram, 'B.R.R', on one corner?" he

asked excitedly.

"Yes," answered the Master. "I was going to tell you that, when you

hung up. And on--"

"That's the one!" fairly shouted the Chief. "As soon as you finished

talking to me, I got another call. General alarm out for a kidnaped

baby. Belongs to those Rennick people, up the Valley. The artists that

rented the old Beasley place this summer. The baby was stolen, an hour

ago; right out of the nursery. I'll phone 'em that he's found; and then

I'll be over."

"All right. There's another queer point about all this. Our dog--"

"Speaking of dogs," went on the garrulous Chief, "this is a wakeful

evening for me. I just got a call from the drug store that a couple of

fellows have stopped there to get patched up from dog-bites. They say a

dozen stray curs set on 'em, while they were changing a tire. The

druggist thought they acted queer, contradicting each other in bits of

their story. So he's taking his time, fixing them; till I can drop in

on my way to your house and give 'em the once over. So---"

"Do more than that!" decreed the Master, on quick inspiration. "What I

started to tell you is that there's blood on Lad's jaws; as well as on

the baby's blanket. If two men say they've been bitten by dogs--"

"I get you!" yelled the other. "Good-by! I got no time to waste, when a

clew like that is shaken in front of me. See you later!"

Long before the Chief arrived at the Place with triumphant tidings of

his success in "sweating" the truth from the mangled and nerve-racked

Schwartzes, the two other actors in the evening's drama were miles away

among the sunflecked shadows of Dreamland.

The baby, industriously and unsanitarily sucking one pudgy thumb, was

cuddled down to sleep in the Mistress's lap. And, in the depths of his

cave under the living-room piano, Lad was stretched at perfect ease;

his tiny white forepaws straight in front of him.

But his deep breathing was interrupted, now and then, by a muttered

sigh. For, at last, one of his beautiful presents had failed to cause

happiness and praise from his gods. Instead, it had apparently turned

the whole household inside out; to judge by the noisy excitement and

the telephoning and all. And, even in sleep, the old dog felt justly

chagrined at the way his loveliest present to the Mistress had been

received.

It was so hard to find out what humans would enjoy and what they

wouldn't!

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