There were four of them; two gaudily-clad damsels and two men. The men,
in their own way, were attired as gloriously as the maidens they were
escorting. The quartet added generously to the glowing beauty of the
summer day.
Down the lake they came, in a canoe modestly scarlet except for a
single broad purple stripe under the gunwale. The canoe's tones blended
sweetly with the pink parasol and blue picture hat of one of the women.
Stolid and unshaven fishermen, in drab scows, along the canoe's route,
looked up from their lines, in bovine wonder at the vision of
loveliness which swept resonantly past them. For the quartet were
warbling. They were also doing queer musical stunts which are fondly
miscalled "close harmony."
Thus do they and their kind pay homage to a divine day on a fire-blue
lake, amid the hush of the eternal hills. Lesser souls may find
themselves speaking in few and low-pitched words, under the holy spell
of such surroundings. But to loftier types of holiday-seekers, the
benignant silences of the wilderness are put there by an all-wise
Providence for the purpose of being fractured by any racket denoting
care-free merriment;--the louder the merrier. There is nothing so
racket-breeding as a perfect day amid perfect scenery.
The four revelers had paddled down into the lake, on a day's
picnicking. They had come from far up the Ramapo river; beyond Suffern.
And the long downstream jaunt had made them hungry. Wherefore, as they
reached mid-lakes they began to inspect the wooded shores for an
attractive luncheon-site. And they found what they sought.
A half-mile to southward, a gently rolling point of land pushed out
into the lake. It was smooth-shaven and emerald-bright. It formed the
lower end of a lawn; sloping gently downward, a hundred yards or more,
from a gray old house which nestled happily among mighty oaks on a
plateau at the low hill's summit.
The point (with its patch of beach-sand at the water's edge, and with
comfortable shade from a lakeside tree or so), promised an ideal
picnic-ground. The shaven grass not only offered fine possibilities for
an after-luncheon snooze; but was the most convenient sort of place for
the later strewing of greasy newspapers and Japanese napkins and wooden
platters and crusts and chicken bones and the like.
Moreover, a severely plain "No Trespass" sign, at the lake-margin,
would serve as ideal kindling for a jolly little camp-fire. There is
always a zest in using trespass boards for picnic fires. Not only are
they seasoned and painted in a way to cause quick ignition, but people
laugh so appreciatively, when one tells, afterward, of the bit of
jovial audacity.
Yes, this point was just the place for luncheon and for siesta. It
might have been made to order. And by tacit consent the two paddlers
sent their multi-chrome canoe sweeping toward it. Five minutes later,
they had helped the girls ashore and were lifting out the lunch-basket
and various newspaper parcels and the red-and-purple cushions.
With much laughter and a snatch or two of close harmony, the lunch was
spread. One of the men picked out a place for the fire (against the
trunk of a two-century oak; perhaps the millionth noble old tree to be
threatened thus with death from care-free picnickers' fires) and the
other man sauntered across to the trespass board to annex it for
kindling.
Everything was so happy and so complete and everyone was having such a
perfect time! Into such moments Fate loves best to toss Trouble. And,
this day, Fate played true to form.
As the fire-maker's hand was laid on the trespass board, even as his
inconsequential muscles were braced to rip it loose from its post,--a
squeal from the girl in the blue picture hat and the Nile-green
georgette waist, checked his mirthful activities.
Now, there was nothing remarkable in the fact that the chromatic lass
had squealed. Indeed, she and her equally fair companion had been
squealing at intervals, all morning. But there was nothing coquettish
or gay about this particular squeal. It savored rather of a screech. In
its shrill note was a tiny thread of terror. And the two men wheeled
about, to look.
The blue-hatted girl had paused in her dainty labor of helping to
spread out the lunch; in order to peep inquisitively up the slope
toward the tree-framed house above. It might be fun, after eating, to
stroll up there and squint in through the veranda windows; or,--if no
one was at home, to gather an armful of the roses that clambered over
one end of the porch.
During that brief exploratory glance, her eye had been caught by
something moving through the woods beyond.
Behind the house, these woods ran up to the highroad, a furlong above.
A driveway led twistingly down from the gate-lodge, to the house. Along
this drive, was pacing a dog.
As the girl caught sight of him, the dog halted in his lazy stroll and
stood eagerly erect, his nose upraised, his tulip ears pricked. Sound
or scent, or both, had been arrested by some unusual presence. And he
paused to verify the warning.
As he stood there, an instant, in the shade-flecked driveway, the girl
saw he was a collie; massive, graceful, majestic; in the full strength
of his early prime; his shaggy coat of burnished mahogany-and-snow
glinting back the showers of sun-rays that filtered down through the
leaves.
Before the watching girl could take further note of him, the dog's
aspect of tense listening merged into certainty. With no further shadow
of doubt as to direction, he set off at a sweeping run past the house
and toward the point.
He ran with head down; and with tawny ruff abristle. There was
something in his lithe gallop that was as ominous as it was beautiful.
And, nervous at the great collie's approach, the girl squealed.
It had been a dull morning for Lad. The Mistress was in town for the
day. The Master was shut up in his study, hard at work. And, for once,
he had not remembered to call Lad to a resting place on the study rug;
before closing the door on the outside world. Alone and bored, the
collie had wandered into the woods; in quest of possible rabbits to
chase or squirrels to tree. Finding the sport tame, he started
homeward. Midway down the drive, his supersensitive nostrils caught the
whiff of alien humans on the Place. At the same time, he heard the
raucous gabbling of several voices. Though his near-sighted eyes did
not yet show the intruders to him, yet scent and sound made it
ridiculously easy for him to trace them.
From early puppyhood, Lad had been the official guardian of the Place.
He knew the limits of its thirty acres; from lake to highroad; from
boundary fence to boundary fence. He knew, too, that visitors must not
be molested as long as they were on the driveway; but that no stranger
might be allowed to cross the land, by any other route; or to trespass
on lawn or oak-grove.
And now, apparently, strangers were holding some sort of unlicensed
revelry, down on the point. His sense of smell told him that neither
the Master nor anyone else belonging to the Place was with them. True
watchdog indignation swelled up in Lad's heart. And he ran at top speed.
The girl's three companions, turning at sight of her gesturing hand,
beheld a mahogany-and-white thunderbolt whizzing down the hundred-yard
slope toward them.
It chanced that both the men had served long apprenticeship as
dog-fanciers; and that both of them knew collies. Thus, no second look
was needed. One glimpse of the silently charging Lad told them all they
needed to know. Not in this way does a blatant or bluffing watchdog
seek to shoo off trespassers. This giant collie, with his lowered head
and glinting fangs and ruffling hackles, meant business. And the men
acted accordingly.
"Run for it!" bellowed one of them; setting a splendid example by
reaching the beached canoe at a single scrambling bound. The second man
was no whit behind him. Between them, the canoe, at one shove, was
launched. The first man grabbed one of the girls by the arm and
propelled her into the wobbling craft; while the other shoved off. The
remaining girl,--she of the azure headgear and the verdant
waist,--slipped on the grassy bank, in her flight, and sat down very
hard, at the water's edge. Already the canoe was six feet from shore;
and both men were doing creditable acrobatic stunts to keep it from
turning turtle.
"Stand perfec'ly still," one of them exhorted the damsel, as he saw
with horror that she had been left ashore in the tumbling flight.
"Stand still and don't holler! Keep your hands high. It's likely he
won't bother you. These highbred collies are pretty gentle with women;
but some of 'em are blue murder to strange men. He--"
The man swayed for balance. His fellow-hero had brought the canoe
about, in an effort to smite with uplifted paddle at the oncoming dog
without venturing too close to the danger-line.
In the same moment, Lad had gained the brink of the lake. Ignoring the
panic-struck woman on the bank, he flashed past her and galloped,
body-deep, into the water; toward the swaying canoe.
Here he paused. For Lad was anything but a fool. And, like other wise
collies, he had sense enough to realize that a swimming dog is one of
the most helpless creatures in the universe; when it comes to
self-defense.
Ashore, or in water shallow enough to maneuver his powerful body, Lad
could give excellent account of himself against any normal foe. But,
beyond his depth, he would fall easy victim to the first well-aimed
paddle-stroke. And he knew it. Thus, hesitant, his snarling teeth not
two yards from the canoe, he stood growling in futile indignation at
the cranky craft's crankier occupants.
The girl who remained on shore plucked up enough panic-courage to catch
her gaudy pink parasol by the ferule and to swing its heavy handle with
all her fear-driven strength at Lad's skull. Luckily, the aim was as
bad as it was vehement. The handle grazed the dog's shoulder, then
struck the lake with a force that snapped the flimsy parasol in two.
Whereat the girl shrieked aloud; and scuttled back as Lad spun around
to face her.
But she might as well have spared herself the scream. She was in no
danger. True, the collie had whirled to seek and resent this new source
of attack. But, seeing only a yelling and retreating woman behind him,
he contented himself with a menacing growl, and turned again toward the
canoe.
One of the men, poising himself, had swung aloft his paddle. Now, with
full strength, he brought down the edged blade at the dog's head.
But it is one thing to aim a blow, from a tilting canoe; and quite
another to make that blow land in the spot aimed for.
The whizzing paddle-blade missed Lad, clean. Not only because the dog
veered sharply aside as it descended, but because the canoe, under the
jarring heave of the striker's body, proceeded to turn turtle.
Into the water plopped the two men. Into the water, with them, splashed
their rescued companion. This gentle soul had not ceased screaming,
from the time she was hauled aboard. But now, submergence cut short her
cries. A second later, the lamentations recommenced; in higher if more
liquid volume. For, the shore, at the point sloped very gradually out
to deeper water. And immediately, she and the two men had regained
their foothold.
There, chest deep the trio stood or staggered. And, there, between them
and the beach, raged Lad. None of the three cared to risk wading
shoreward, with such an obstacle between themselves and land. The girl
on the bank added her quota of squalls to those of her semi-engulfed
friend; and one of the men began to reach far under water for a rock to
throw at the guard dog.
The first shrill cry had reached the Master, as he sat at work in his
study. Down the slope he came running; and stopped in slack-jawed amaze
at the tableau in front of him.
On the bank hopped and wriggled a woman in vivid garments,--a woman who
waved a broken parasol and seemed to be practicing an Indian war-howl.
Elbow deep in the placid waters of the lake floundered another woman
almost as wonderfully attired as the first, and quite as vocal. On
either side of her was a drenched and gesticulating man. In the
background bobbed an upset canoe. Between the two disrupted factions of
the happy picnic party stood Lad.
The collie had ceased to growl; and, with head on one side, was looking
in eager inquiry at the Master. Lad had carried this watchdog exploit
to a point where the next move was hard to figure out. He was glad the
Master had arrived, to take charge of the situation. It seemed to call
for human, rather than canine, solution. And Lad was profoundly
interested as to the sequel. All of which showed as clearly in the
collie's whimsically expressive face as ever it could have been set
forth in print.
Both men began to talk at once; with lurid earnestness and vast wealth
of gesture. So did the women.
There was no need. The Master, already, had caught sight of the
half-spread lunch on the grass. And it was by no means his first or his
tenth experience with trespassers. He understood. Snapping his fingers,
to summon Lad to his side, he patted the dog's silken head; and strove
not to laugh.
"And just as we was sitting down, peaceful, to eat, and not harming no
one at all and minding our own business," came a fragment of one man's
oration, above the clamor of the others, "that big dark-sable collie of
yours came tearing down on us and--"
The triple opposition of outcry and complaint blurred the rest of his
enraged whine. But the Master looked out at him in new interest. The
man had used the term, "dark-sable collie"; which, by the way, was the
technical phrase for Lad's coloring. Not one non-collie-man in a
thousand would have known the meaning of the term; to say nothing of
using it by instinct. The Master stared curiously at the floundering
and sputtering speaker.
"Aren't you the manager of the Lochaber Collie Kennels, up at
Beauville?" he asked, speaking loud enough to be heard above the
subsiding din. "I think I've seen you at Westminster and at some of the
local shows. Higham is your name, isn't it?"
"Yes, it is," returned the kennel man, truculent, but surprised almost
into civility. "And this is my assistant, Mister Rice. And these two
young lady friends of ours are--Say!" he broke off, furiously,
remembering his plight and swinging back to rage, as he began to wade
shoreward. "We're going to have the law on you, friend! Your collie
tackled us when we was peaceably-"
"When you were peaceably ignoring this trespass sign of mine?" finished
the Master. "Don't forget that. If you didn't have these girls with
you, I'd keep my hands off Lad's collar and let him hold you out in the
lake till it freezes for the winter. As it is, one of you men can swim
out for your canoe and tow it in; and then the rest of you can bundle
aboard it and finish your picnic on somebody else's land."
"Well!" shrilled the wet damsel, striding shoreward like some sloppily
overdressed Venus rising from the sea. "Well! I MUST say! Nice
neighborly, hospitable way to treat poor unfortunate--!"
"Trespassers?" suggested the Master, as she groped for a climax word.
"You're right. It is no way to treat a woman who has fallen into the
lake; trespasser or not. If you and this other young lady care to go up
to the kitchen, the maids will see that your clothes are dried; and
they'll lend you other clothes to go home in. Lad won't hurt you. And
in this hot weather you're in no danger of catching cold. While you're
gone, Higham and Rice can get hold of the canoe and right it and bail
it out. And, by the way, I want one of you two men to clear that litter
of food and greasy paper off my lawn. Then--"
"Into the kitchen!" snorted the wet maid. "Into the KITCHEN? I'm a
lady! I don't go into kitchens. I--"
"No?" queried the Master, trying once more not to laugh. "Well, my wife
does. So does my mother. I spoke of the kitchen because it's the only
room with a fire in it, in this weather. If you'd prefer the barn or--"
"I won't step one foot in your house!" declaimed the girl. "Nor yet I
didn't come here to be insulted. You've gone and spoiled our whole day,
you big brute! Boys, go get that canoe! We won't lower ourselves by
staying another minute on his rotten land. Afterward, our lawyer'll see
what's the penalty for treating us like this! Hurry up!"
Rice had clumped along shore until he found a dead branch washed up in
a recent rainstorm. Wading back into deeper water he was just able to
reach the gunwale of the drifting canoe with the forked end of the
bough and, by careful jockeying, to haul it within hand-grasp.
Aided by Higham, he drew the overturned craft to the beach and righted
it. All the time, both men maintained a half-coherent diatribe, whose
language waxed hotter and hotter and whose thunderbolts centered about
the Master and his dog;--particularly about Lad;--and about the dire
legal penalties which were to be inflicted on them.
The Master, still holding Lad's ruff, stood to one side during the work
of salvaging the canoe; and while Rice replaced the paddles and
cushions in it. Only when the two women were helped sputteringly aboard
did he interfere.
"One minute!" he said. "I think you've forgotten your lunch. That and
the ream or two of newspapers you've strewn around: and a few wooden
dishes. I--"
"I picked up all the lunch that was worth saving," grunted Rice. "Your
mangy collie trampled the rest of it, when he ran down here at us. I
wisht it'd had strychnia in it and he'd et it! We'll go eat our dinner
over to the village. And, before we go, I got this much more to say to
YOU:--If--"
"Before you go," interrupted the Master, shifting himself and Lad
between Higham and the canoe, "before you go, let me remind you that
you've left a lot of litter on my clean lawn; and that I asked you to
clean it up."
"Go clean it up, yourself!" snapped Rice, from the boat. "This upstage
talk about 'trespassing' makes me sick! As soon as a guy has a
three-dollar patch of bum land (with a mortgage eating it up, most
likely), he always blats about 'trespassing' whenever decent folks
happens to walk on it. Go clean up the papers, yourself! We ain't your
slaves. You're due to hear a lot from us, later, too. Clean it,
yourself!"
The ladies applauded these stirring proletariat sentiments right
vigorously. But Higham did not applaud. Rice and the women were in the
canoe. Higham had gone back to the picnic site for an overlooked
cushion. On returning toward the beach, he had found the Master and Lad
standing in his way. Loftily, he made as though to skirt them and reach
the canoe.
"WATCH him, Laddie!" whispered the Master, loosing his hold on the
dog's ruff.
This, in the midst of Rice's tirade. Higham stood extremely still. As
the others applauded, he began, very fervently, to swear.
"Higham," suggested the Master, "I've no personal objection to your
blasphemy. If the women of your party can stand it, I can. But aren't
you wasting a good deal of time! These papers have all got to be picked
up, you know; and the camp nicely policed. Get busy."
Higham glowered on him in murderous hate; then at the tensely watching
dog. Lad's upper lip curled. The man took a tentative step toward the
beach. Lad crouched, panther-like; and a low growl parted still further
his writhing lips.
Higham was enough of a collie man to foresee the inevitable next move.
He stood stock still. The Master put his hand once more on Lad's ruff;
but none too tightly. And he nodded toward the clutter of newspapers
and wooden plates. Higham's language soared spoutingly to high heaven.
But he turned back and, with vicious grabs, cleared the lawn of its
unsightly litter.
"Take it into the boat with you." said the Master. "That's all.
Goodbye. See you at the Beauville show."
Waiting only for the canoe and its four vociferous occupants to start
safely from shore, the Master returned to the house; Lad at his heels;
pursued by a quadruple avalanche of abuse from the damp trespassers.
"There'll be a comeback of some kind to this, Laddie," he told the
collie, as they moved on. "I don't know just what it'll be. But those
two worthy youths didn't look at all lovingly at us. And there's
nothing else in country life so filthily mean as an evicted trespasser.
Don't let's say anything to the Mistress about it, Lad. It'd only worry
her! And--and she'll think I ought to have invited all those
panhandlers up to the house to get dry. Perhaps she'd be right, too.
She generally is."
A week later, Lad received a summons that made his heart sink. For he
knew precisely what it foretold. He was called to the bathroom; where
awaited him a tub half full of warm water.
Now, baths were no novelty to Lad. But when a bath tub contained
certain ingredients from boxes on the dog-closet shelf,--ingredients
that fluff the coat and burnish it and make all its hairs stand out
like a Circassian Beauty's, that meant but one thing.
It meant a dog-show was at hand.
And Lad loathed dog-shows, as he loathed tramps and castor oil and
motorcycles.
After a single experience, he had never been taken to one of those
canine ordeals known as "three-or-more-day shows." But the Mistress and
the Master rejoiced at his triumphs at such local one-day shows as were
within pleasant driving distance of the Place. These exhibitions
entailed no great strain or danger. Lad's chief objection to them was
that he hated to be chirped to and pawed and stared upon by an army of
strangers.
Such a one-day event was the outdoor Charity Dogshow at the Beauville
Country Club, forty miles to northeast of the Place; an easy two-hour
drive. It was to be a "specialty show"; at which the richness and
variety of prizes were expected to atone for the lack of A. K. C.
points involved.
A premium-list of the show had been mailed to the Place; and one of its
"specials" had caught the Mistress's quick eye and quicker imagination.
The special was offered by Angus McGilead, an exiled Scot whose life
fad was the Collie; and whose chief grievance was that most American
breeders did not seem able to produce collies with the unbelievable
wealth of outer-and-undercoat displayed by the oversea dogs. This
particular special was offered in the following terms:
Embossed Sterling Silver Cup, 9 Inches High (Genuine Antique) For The
Best-Coated Collie Shown.
Now, Lad's coat was the pride of the Mistress's heart. By daily
brushings she kept it in perfect condition and encouraged its luxuriant
growth. When she read of McGilead's eccentric offer, she fell to
visualizing the "embossed sterling silver cup, 9 inches high (genuine
antique)" as it would loom up from the hedge of dog-show prizes already
adorning the living room trophy-shelves.
Summer is the zero hour for collies' coats. Yet, this year, Lad had not
yet begun to shed his winter raiment; and he was still in full bloom.
This fact decided the Mistress. Not one collie in ten would be in
anything like perfect coat. And the prize cup grew clearer and nearer,
to her mental vision. Hence the series of special baths and brushings.
Hence, too, Laddie's daily-increasing gloom.
At eight o'clock on the morning of the show, the Mistress and the
Master, with Lad stretched forlornly on the rear seat of the car, set
forth up the Valley on the forty-mile run to Beauville. On the tonneau
floor, in front of Lad, rested a battered suitcase, which held his
toilet appurtenances;--brushes, comb, talcum, French chalk, show-leash,
sponge, crash towel, squeaking rubber doll (this to attract his bored
interest in the ring and make him "show") and a box of liver cut in
small bits and fried stiff.
Lad blinked down at the suitcase in morose disapproval. He hated that
bag. It spelt "dogshow" to him. Even the presence of the delicious
fried liver and of the mildly dramatic squeaking doll could not atone
for the rest of its contents and for all they implied.
As the car sent the miles slipping behind and as the Mistress and the
Master glanced back less and less often for a pat or a cheery word to
their sulking chum, Lad's dislike for that pestilential bag grew
sharper. True, it held squares of fried liver;--liver whose heavenly
odor penetrated through the musty leather smell of the suitcase and to
the dog's acute senses. Also, it held a doll which exuded thrilling
squeaks when gently bitten. But these things, he knew full well, were
designed as show-ring baits; not as free gifts.
No, the bag was his enemy. And, unlike his few other natural foes, Lad
had never been bidden to leave it unmolested. This memory came to him,
in the midst of his blues. He eyed the loathsome suitcase through
quizzical half-shut eyes, as it rocked and careened at his feet with
every jounce of the car. And into his brain shot the devil of mischief.
Bending down his shapely head, he took the handle of the case between
his teeth. Then, bracing his little white forepaws on the slippery
leather seat, he heaved with all the mighty strength of his back and
shoulders. Under such urgence, the light suitcase swung high in air. A
sideways toss of the muscular throat, and the suitcase whirled clear of
the car door and of the running-board beneath. Then Lad let go; and
settled himself back smugly in the seat. The luckless suitcase smote
the road dust and rolled into a grassy ditch. The car sped on. Lad, for
the moment, was nearly happy. If he were not able to dodge the show
itself, at least he had gotten rid of the odious thing which held so
much he detested and which was always an inseparable part of the
ordeals he was taken to.
Arrived at the country club whose grounds had been fitted for the
charity show, Lad was benched in the shade. And there, all the rest of
the morning, he remained. For Loder, judge of the collies and Old
English Sheepdogs and of two other breeds, had missed a train from
Canada; and had not yet arrived. His various classes were held up,
pending his advent.
"Loder's a lucky man, at that," commented the Toy Breeds judge, with
whom the Master chanced to be talking. "And he'll be still luckier if
he misses the whole show. You 'small exhibitors' have no notion of the
rotten deal handed to a dog-show judge;--though lots of you do more
than your share toward making his life a burden. Before the judging
begins, some of the exhibitors act as if they wanted to kiss him.
Nothing's too good for him. He wades chin-deep through flattery and
loving attentions. Then, after the judging is over, he is about as
popular with those same exhibitors as a typhoid germ. No one can say
bad enough things about him. He's 'incompetent,' he's 'a
grafter,--'he's 'afraid of the big kennels,'--he's 'drunk.' He's any of
these things; or all of them put together. Nobody's satisfied.
Everybody has had a raw deal. Everybody's hammer is out for the poor
slob of a judge. Well, not everybody's, of course. There are some real
sportsmen left crawling on the surface of the earth. But the big
majority pan him, all the way home; and then some of them roast him in
print. The Income Tax man is a popular favorite, compared with a
dog-show judge."
"But--"
"Then, again," pursued the Toy Breeds man, "he's got to leave his heart
at home, if he doesn't want it to ache when he has to 'gate' the
second-rate mutts shown by outsiders who never exhibited before and who
think their pet dog ought to get every prize because he's so cunning
and friendly. I hate to--"
The Mistress came hurrying up from a careful inspection of the line of
collies. Drawing her husband aside, she whispered, excitedly:
"There's only one other collie here, whose coat can anywhere near equal
Laddie's. The rest are all in shabby summer coat. Come across and let
me show him to you. I'm--I'm afraid he has a gorgeous coat. Not that
_I_ think it's half as good as Lad's," she added, loyally, as she
piloted the Master between the double lines of clamorous dogs.
"But--oh, I'm so afraid the judge may think it is! You see, he doesn't
know Laddie as we do."
She stopped before a bench whereon lay a pale golden sable collie;
almost corn-colored; who boasted a wealth and magnificence of coat that
made the Master open his eyes wide.
The dog was smaller and slighter of frame than was Lad. Nor, in head
and expression, was he Lad's equal. But his coat was every bit as
luxuriant. Indeed, there was perhaps a shade more of it than Lad
carried.
A collie's coat, as a rule, takes about seven months to grow. Thus,
each year, it comes into full bloom a little later than on the year
before. And, in course of time, it is prone to reach its climax of
excellence in summer. This was the lot of both Lad and the paler-hued
dog.
"Lochaber King," read the Master, from his catalog. "H'm! That's
Colonel Osbourne's greatest pup. Remember, we saw him at Westminster?
It's nip-and-tuck, between him and Lad; with a little in this dog's
favor. Tough luck!"
"Oh, this has been just one of those days nobody wants!" mourned the
Mistress. "First, our forgetting to bring along Laddie's suitcase,
though I could have sworn I saw you lift it aboard,--and then the judge
not being here; and now this horrid collie with his wonderful coat!
What next, I wonder?"
Like a well-staged bit of mechanism, the reply to her rhetorical
question came down to her from heaven. It came in the shape of a
thunder-roll that began far off and reverberated from mountain to
mountain; then muttered itself into silence in the more distant hills.
The Mistress, like everyone else, looked skyward.
The hazy blue of the summer noon was paling to dirty gray and black. Up
from the Hudson, a fast-mounting array of dun and flame-shot clouds
were butting their bullying way. No weather-prophet was needed to tell
these hillcountry folk that they were in for a thunderstorm;--and for
what one kennel-man described as "a reg'lar ol' he-one," at that.
Now, under right conditions, an open-air dogshow is a thing of beauty
and of joy. At such places as Tuxedo and one or two others it is a
sight to be remembered. But in rainy weather,--especially in a
tumultuous thunderstorm, it has not one redeeming feature.
The Beauville Show Committee,--like all experts in such matters, had
taken this chance into account. Down the aisles of benches and through
the questioning and scared groups of exhibitors ran attendants and
officials; shouting that the Country Club polo stables and the wide
spaces under the clubhouse verandas had been fitted up for emergency
quarters, where the dogs might be housed, dry and safe, until the
passing of the storm.
Up to the Master hurried a club page-boy.
"This way, sir!" he panted. "I saved a special box stall, in the first
stable, for your collie."
"YOU saved it?" queried the puzzled Master, while the Mistress began to
unfasten Lad's leash. "How did you happen to do that?"
"I was told to, sir," answered the boy. "A--a gentleman told me to,
just now. One of the of'cers of the club. I don't know his name. He
showed me the stall; and he told me to take your dog there."
"That's mighty, decent; whoever did it," said the Master, whistling the
freed dog to him and setting forth in the boy's wake, toward the
welcoming stables. "I wish you knew his name. I'd like to thank him."
The stable was dim-lit, at best. Now, the gathering storm made it as
dark as twilight. The box stall to which Lad was led was almost pitch
black; its shuttered window being closed. Still, it was shelter.
Leaving the Master and the Mistress to consign Lad to his new quarters,
the boy scuttled of to a harness-room. There, an eagerly-questioning
man was awaiting him.
"Yep," broke in the boy, through a volley of inquiries. "I done it, all
right, all right, Mr. Higham. They're moorin' him in Stall Five, right
now. How about those two soft dollars? Hey?"
"You earned 'em, O. K.," grinned Higham. "Here you are. Two,--count
'em, two. And now, chase along, sonny. I'm busy."
He turned to a large bowl in which he had been mixing the contents of
three or four bottles. And the boy saw his fingers were fiery red.
"What's the matter?" demanded the youngster, in high excitement.
"That's blood, ain't it?"
"No," denied Higham. "Blood's light red. This is crimson. Remember the
time we run in that joke on Daddy Price, by dipping his prize white
leghorns in crimson dye, just before the Madison Square Garden Poultry
Show? Well, this is the same stuff."
"Do I remember it?" snickered the boy. "He was ragin', for fair.
Couldn't get it off, to save him. It stayed, that color, on 'em, till
they'd shed the last one of last year's crop of feathers. Sure, I
remember. Why wouldn't I? Didn't I git a dollar for holdin' 'em for
you? And another dollar for keepin' my mouth shut? But what are you
lottin' to do with the stuff, this time? No chickens here; or--"
"Nope," assented Higham. "No chickens here. Hold on, a second!"
He stood, musing. Then he spoke.
"I was going to play a lone hand, on this," he said, presently. "I
didn't even dare let Rice in on it. He'd be dead-sure to tell that
gabby girl he's going to marry. And it'd get all over the country in a
week. And that'd lose me my job, if the boss heard of it. I was going
to play it alone. That's why I left Rice and Willett to put up the dogs
for me. But,--I'm blest if I know how I'm to hold him and dye him at
the same time. He's as strong as an ox. You--you're a good,
close-tongued kid, Harry. You kept your mouth shut about Price's
chickens. Could you keep it shut,--for another dollar,--about this? If
you'll do that, and lend me a hand--How about it?"
"What's the main idea?" asked the boy, much intrigued by the beauty of
the dye on Higham's fingers; and squirming with embarrassed
self-importance at the man's flattering tone. "I'll help out, all
right. Only,--"
"Here's the notion," said Higham, coming out of momentary
self-communion. "And if you ever spill it, your mail will be sent to
you at the hosp't'l, for a spell. You saw that big dark sable collie I
had you steer into Stall Five? It cost me another two dollars to get
Abrams to let me have the use of that stall. The idea come to me, in a
jolt, first crack of thunder I heard. Well, I'm due to 'get' that dog
and the mucker who owns him, too. Them and I had a run-in, once; and I
been honing for a chance to square things, ever since. I've seen 'em at
shows and I've asked folks about 'em, too. He sets more store by that
dog than he'd set by most humans. He's pleased as Punch, every time the
collie hauls down a cup at one of these neighborhood shows. Well, that
dog ain't going to be fit to go to another show, for a year. He ain't
going to be fit to look at, for that long. He's going to be a laughing
stock. His owners won't brag any more about him, neither. They'll be
glad enough to keep him out of sight."
The boy, listening with ever-widening eyes, chanced to shift his gaze
to the big bowl of new-mixed dye. And a light broke on him.
"You--you're aimin' to soak him with that stuff?" he whispered, in awe
at such combined courage and genius.
"Uh-uh," assented Higham. "I don't know what color the crimson stuff
will turn the dark part of his coat. But whatever color it is, it'll be
as funny as a box of three-tailed snakes. I've put a glass of ammonia
into the dye, to make it 'set' quicker. It--"
"Gee, but you're a wonder!" sighed the worshiping boy. "D'ye s'pose
I'll ever git to be as smart as you are?"
"It all depends on how you make use of your brains," returned Higham,
complacently. "But I was some smarter than you to begin with. I--"
"But--"
Higham went on, more briskly:
"I've got this bag to put over his head when I open the stall door.
That'll put him out of the biting business, till it's peeled away from
his jaws, after he's got a real good rubbing. But he'll likely wriggle,
a lot. And I'll need you to sit on his head. Likewise to carry this
bowl and the sponge, while I'm opening the door and getting the bag
over his head. Are you game?"
"I sure am!" breathed the enraptured boy.
"Come 'long, then. The stuff's ready; and we don't want to waste any
time. Go ahead and see if there's anyone in that end of the stable."
Two minutes later, the pair groped their way through the dense gloom,
to Stall Five. They walked with exaggerated care; though the roar of
the storm would have deadened the sound of a cavalry charge. Handing
over the bowl and sponge to his assistant, Higham produced from under
his coat a thick burlap bag with a drawstring at its neck. Then, he
opened the door of the box stall, a few inches and stared in.
By straining his eyes, he could just see the vague outline of the big
collie. The dog arose from a bundle of straw, stretched himself fore
and aft, and walked gravely forward to welcome the visitors who were so
kindly easing his loneliness. He was barely visible, in the dimness.
But there was light enough for Higham's purpose. With practiced hand,
he shoved the bag over the beautiful silken head, as the collie stepped
majestically toward him. Then, deftly, he threw the indignant and
struggling dog to the floor, and bade the boy come in; and shut the
gate behind him.
With the passing of another hour, the rain ceased; and a glory of
afternoon sunlight bathed the freshened world. At about the same time,
the belated collie judge arrived at the clubhouse. Word was sent forth
that all dogs were to be returned to their benches and that the judging
of the collies and of certain other breeds would begin at once.
There was a general hustle and confusion, as exhibitors led forth their
dogs from shelter; benching them and plying brush and chalk and towel
in frantic haste.
Higham summoned Rice and another of the kennel men and bade them bring
forth the Lochaber dogs. Instead of helping them with his task, Higham
himself ran to the top of the clubhouse steps, from which he could
survey not only the benches but also the stables and the lawn between.
There, quivering with hard-held excitement, he stood; with the air of
one who has chosen a grandstand seat for some thrilling event. He wore
a pair of thick gloves. As he had discarded the linen duster which he
had worn during the dyeing process, there was no betraying splash of
color on his severely correct garb.
People were trooping out from the shelter of the clubhouse. With half
an eye, Higham observed these; chuckling at thought of the
everincreasing number of spectators to his rare comedy. Of a sudden,
the chuckle changed to a gasp.
Out through the doorway, and onto the veranda, strolled Colonel
Osbourne, owner of the Lochaber Collie Kennels. With him walked the
Mistress and the Master.
At the Mistress's side paced Lad.
"It was so careless of us to leave the suitcase at home!" the Mistress
was saying. "I don't know how we could have groomed him, Colonel, if
you hadn't come to our rescue by turning that kit bag's heaven-sent
contents over to us. Besides, it gave us the excuse to bring Laddie up
into the house; instead of leaving him all alone in that black stall.
He hates thunderstorms, and--"
A yell, from somewhere, interrupted her. The yell was caught up. It
merged into a multiple roar of inextinguishable laughter. The Mistress
saw a hundred faces all turned in one direction, The faces were
convulsed with mirth. A hundred derisively wondering fingers were
pointing. She ran to the veranda rail and looked down.
Across the patch of greensward, from the stables, a man and a dog were
advancing. The man was shaking his fist at the world at large and
fairly dancing with rage.
But it was the dog, and not he, that caused the Homeric gusts of
merriment and the gobbling chorus of amazed questions. The dog was a
collie; noble of aspect, massive of coat.
But that same coat vied with the setting sun in garish brilliancy of
hue. Never since the birth of time, had such a beast been seen by
mortals. From the tip of his aristocratic nose to the plume of his
sweeping tail, the collie was one blazingly vivid mass of crimson! He
fairly irradiated flaring red lights. His coat was wet and it hung
stickily to his lean sides, as if he had just come from a swim. And it
was tinted like a chromo of a prairie fire.
Following more slowly to the veranda's edge, Colonel Osbourne had begun
a reply to the Mistress's half-finished speech of gratitude for his
hospitality.
"I was only too glad to be of service," said he. "That's a grand dog
you have. It was a real pleasure to help in his grooming. Besides, I
profited by it. You see, my Lochaber King was quartered in a muddy
corner under the veranda. So I took the liberty of telling my man,
Rice, to put him in that comfortable big stall of Lad's. I am the chief
gainer by the--"
His courtly speech became a gurgle of horror. For, his eyes fell on the
ragingly advancing Rice. And, by deduction, he recognized the crimson
monstrosity at Rice's heels as his beloved Lochaber King.
Before the apoplectic Colonel could speak, Lad created a diversion on
his own account. He had been sniffing the air, reminiscently, for a few
seconds. Now, his eyes verified what his nostrils had told him. A
pallidly glaring and shaking man, leaning against the veranda rail for
support, had an oddly familiar scent and appearance to Laddie.
The collie stepped forward to investigate. The nerve-smashed Higham saw
him coming; and thrust out one gloved hand in frightened rebuff.
The flicking gesture was unpleasantly like a blow. As the menacing hand
slapped toward his jaws, Lad caught at it, in wary self-defense.
He recalled this man, now. He remembered he had been bidden to "watch"
him. He did not spring at his assailant. But a warning snap answered
the frenzied thrust of the hand. His teeth closed lightly on the
glove-fingers, just as Higham, in fear, jerked back his arm.
The loose glove came away in the dog's mouth.
Colonel Osbourne, wheeling about to demand some explanation of his
kennel-manager, beheld a bare hand as vividly crimson as Lochaber
King's ruined coat.
"Laddie," observed the Mistress, that evening, as she placed on the top
trophy-shelf an embossed silver cup, antique, and nine inches high, and
stood back pride fully, to note the effect. "Laddie, I know--I just
KNOW,--you'd have won it, even if poor Lochaber King had competed.
But,--oh, I wish I could make head or tail of any of the things that
have happened, today! How do you suppose it all started, anyhow, dear?"
she asked, turning to her husband for help in the riddle.
"I'd be willing to bet a year's pay it 'all started' about six feet
from shore in this lake," responded the Master, "and about a fortnight
ago."
But he spoke it in the depths of his own guiltily exultant heart.
Outwardly, he merely grinned; and said with vacuous conviction:
"Laddie, you're a grand dog. And,--if you didn't win that cup from
Lochaber King in one way, you certainly won it in another!"