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[Illustration: _Richard Petafor_ (Mr. HUBERT HARBEN), the apostle of

Materialism and Physical Exercise, trying to convert _Antony Grimshaw_

(Mr. HERBERT MARSHALL), the believer in Mysticism and Armchairs.]

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"THE CROSSING."

Mr. ALGERNON BLACKWOOD and Mr. BERTRAM FORSYTH (assisted by Mr. DONALD

CALTHROP) present to us in _The Crossing_ a certain _Mr. Anthony

Grimshaw_, a princely egotist of the poetic-idealist type who gets up on

the hearth-rug and says to his family, "I am a humanitarian before

everything," and things like that, and then wonders why his wife is

estranged from him. He has a daughter, _Nixie_, who is not old enough to

know how bad all this is, and together they hear the wind singing glees

without words (or in Volapuk, but anyway not intelligible to us poor

normals), a thing Mr. ALGERNON BLACKWOOD has been doing or pretending to

do for years without once taking me in.

_Anthony_ is run over and (as we say) dies. After an extraordinarily

tiresome conversation in the morning-room with his friend and his son

and his mother (who are also what people call dead) it dawns upon him

that something odd has happened to himself also. His wife and two

children, after his (so-called) death, become blissfully happy and set

to work to finish his book, that being, as they think, his wish. Well, I

wonder. At any rate in death (as we say) he was not divided--from his

egotisms.

One knows well enough, alas, how the temptation to spiritual drug-taking

has grown as the result of the accumulated sorrows of these past years,

but it is not well that such a treatment of the eternal question should

be taken seriously. Is this sort of thing really better than the

harp-and-cloud theory? It is not. One looked in vain for any trace of

real vision, any true sense of the height and depth of the problem.

Mr. MARSHALL struggled quite manfully with the part of _Anthony_, and of

course he had his moments. I hope so good a player is not developing the

"actor's pause," of which I detected signs. Miss IRENE ROOKE had nothing

in particular to do and did it very well. Mr. HUBERT HARBEN as the

impenitent profiteer from Lancashire, _Anthony's_ brother-in-law, was

better suited than I have seen him for some time, and provided the very

necessary relief. The precocious children infuriated me, but that is

purely temperamental. The actors who played the parts of those who had

"crossed" were wrapped in such an atmosphere of gloom, to the strains of

such meretricious music that (on the evidence) I can only advise people

to defer their crossing as long as possible; a thing they will doubtless

do, even if they have a friendlier feeling to the new religion than I

can command.... I am afraid I proved a bad sailor.

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