ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.

(EXTRACTED FROM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P.)

_House of Commons, Wednesday, 11th November._--Both Houses met for what

will be last Session of ever-memorable Parliament. Usual ceremony at

State Opening by KING, but atmosphere distinctly different from that

familiar on such occasions. No crowd talking and gesticulating in Lobby

before SPEAKER takes the Chair. That done, Benches seemed strangely

empty. In Commons, as in Lords, most men wore mourning, the gloom a

little lightened here and there by khaki uniform. Whilst LEADER OF

OPPOSITION and PRIME MINISTER spoke Members sat silently attentive. Only

now and then subdued cheer indicated approval of a statement or a

sentiment. There was sign neither of depression nor elation. The

country, fitly represented within these four walls, has undertaken a

great task, its performance making heavy demand of blood and money. At

whatever cost mean to see it through. Meanwhile are grimly silent.

In course of brief proceedings curious instance forthcoming of

prevalence of martial spirit even in unexpected quarters. Did not

witness it myself, being at the moment engaged in showing a constituent

the House of Lords at historic moment when, in absence of LEADER OF

CONSERVATIVE PARTY, GEORGE CURZON rose temporarily to assume functions

he will surely inherit. Story told me by the MEMBER FOR SARK, whom I

find a (more or less) trustworthy recorder.

Seems that two new Members were in attendance prepared to take oath and

their seat. In accordance with custom they were ranged at the Bar

awaiting SPEAKER'S summons. Observing one of them between his

introducers, SPEAKER stiffly drew himself up to full height, and called

out in ringing tones--

"'Ten-_shun_! Form _Fours_!"

House stared in amazement. Nothing disconcerts Mr. LOWTHER. Recognizing

slip, he quietly ignored it; made fresh start.

"Order! Order! Members desiring to take their seats will please come to

the Table."

Thereupon PRESIDENT OF BOARD OF AGRICULTURE, assisted by Mr. BURT, the

revered Father of the House, affably conducted towards the Table his

parent, Sir WALTER RUNCIMAN, newly elected Member for Hartlepool. Having

seen him duly sign roll of Parliament he stood him tea on the Terrace,

made him free of the smoking-room, and invited him to partake to-morrow

night of famous House shilling dinner.

These filial amenities pleasantly vary the austerity of Parliamentary

life.

_Business done._--Parliament reassembled. Address in reply to Speech

from the Throne moved in both Houses.

_House of Lords, Thursday._--A new-comer to Ministerial Bench. It is

LORD FISHER OF KILVERSTONE, commonly and affectionately known as "Jack."

Three years ago, fatal age limit being reached, Admiralty regretfully

but compulsorily dropped the Pilot. Now, three years older as the

almanack counts, actually as young as ever, the Pilot is picked up

again. His appearance at the helm greeted with hearty cheer resounding

from shore to shore.

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