CHAPTER XXV.

MY TEMPERANCE PLEDGE.

The subject of Temperance, in its present associated forms, had, at this

time, just began to be agitated. At least, it had just begun to receive

attention in the newspapers which I was accustomed to see. It could not

be otherwise than that I should be deeply interested in its discussion.

I had been brought up, as I have before intimated, to a pretty free use

of cider and tea; but not of ardent spirits or coffee. Neither of these

was regularly used in my father's family; though both occasionally were.

But I had abandoned cider long before this time, because I found it had

a tendency to produce, or at least to aggravate, those eruptive diseases

to which I was greatly liable. Temperance, then, in the popular sense of

the term, was, to me, an easy virtue.

And yet as a temperance man--in the circle of my acquaintance--I stood

nearly alone. No individual around me was ready to take the ground I

occupied. Of this, however, I was not fully apprised, till a patient

attempt to recruit the temperance ranks convinced me of the fact. But I

will give you a full account of my enterprise, since it has a bearing on

my subsequent history and confessions.

With the aid of a Boston paper which I habitually read, I drew up the

customary preamble, declaration, and pledge of a temperance society. It

involved the great idea of total abstinence from spirituous liquors;

though by the term spirituous liquors, as used at that day, was meant

chiefly _distilled_ spirits. Having first affixed my own name to the

paper I went to the most influential of my patrons and friends and asked

them to sign it likewise. But, reader,--will you believe it?--not a

single subscriber could I obtain far, or near. They all, with one

consent, made excuse.

The elder deacon of the most evangelical church in the place where I

resided, had for his apology that he suffered seriously from a complaint

for which his physicians had prescribed the daily use of gin, "Now,"

said he, "though there is nothing in the pledge which goes to prohibit

the use of spirits in a case like my own, yet as some might think

otherwise and charge me with inconsistency, I must on the whole be

excused from signing it."

His son, who was also a deacon in the same church with the father,

excused himself by saying he was young, and without influence, and it

would be far better for the old people to put their names down first.

"Perhaps," said he, "I may conclude to sign the paper by-and-by. I will

consider well the matter, and if I conclude to sign it, I will let you

know."

Other leading men in the church as well as in the town affairs, refused

to sign the pledge, because Deacon H. and son would not. It belonged to

the deacons in the church, they said, to take the lead in all good

things, and not to them. When _they_ had put _their_ names to the

document, others would not long hesitate to follow.

In short nobody would consent to sign the paper, and it remains to this

day, just as it was when I drew it up; and it is now more than thirty

years old. There it is, with my name attached to it, as large as life. I

have been President, Vice President, Treasurer, Secretary, and "all

hands too," of my would-be Temperance Society, from that day to this. I

doubt whether many societies can be found which in thirty years have

made so little change as the one under consideration.

For about four years from the time of getting up the above-named

temperance society, strange as the assertion may seem, I retained the

right to use a little beer and a good deal of coffee. But in May, 1830,

I abandoned all drinks but water, to which custom I have ever since

adhered and in which I shall probably die.

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