THE TATTLETON ELECTION.

There never was a contested election in the borough of Great Tattleton

that I remember but one, and it took place on what was termed the last

appeal to the country in the matter of the Reform Bill. Staid and

substantial fathers of families doubtless recollect the strife of

parties and opinions which filled those times, and in which themselves

took part, with all the bootless haste and fervour of twenty; feeling

especially indignant that they were not yet householders, as their

incorruptible votes might save the nation. England has floated safely

through many a conflict of the old and new since then, and more of the

kind are coming; but no event in our national history ever appeared to

the denizens of Tattleton of half such magnitude as that contested

election. Tattleton was an ancient and respectable borough. It has a

railway station now, but looks much as it did at the time of my

story--a small, old-fashioned country town, situated among corn and

orchard lands in one of the cider-making counties, with a newspaper, a

sheriff's court, and sundry quiet shops and alehouses. There is an old

church there, with high Gothic windows full of painted glass, quaint

carving, strange tombs, and a suit of knightly armour hanging between

two tattered banners, which the sexton says were carried some time in

the wars. Tradition says also, that there is a fine old painting in

fresco, whitewashed over from the Reformation, but of that I know

nothing. The town had other antiquities. Its stocks were a marvel of

age and efficiency. A ducking-stool for scolds yet remained in the

courthouse, beside the beam with which they weighed witches against

the Bible; but the oldest thing in Great Tattleton was its charter: a

native antiquary demonstrated, that it had been signed by King John

the day after Runnymede; and among other superannuated privileges, it

conferred on the free burghers the right of trade and toll, ward and

gibbet, besides that of electing their own mayor and one loyal

commoner, to serve in the king's parliament.

We all believed that Palladium of Tattleton to be kept somewhere in

the church, and generations had returned their representatives

according to its provisions. But the bounds of the borough were so

devious, and the free burghers so thinly scattered among us, that all

elections within the memory of man had been quietly managed by the

mayor, the town-clerk, and the sheriff. Moreover, an old gateway and

two crazy posts had something to do in the business by right of

ancient custom. In short, Tattleton was what the advocates of the

whole Bill were apt to term a close and sometimes a rotten borough.

Its representation had become hereditary--some said, since the Long

Parliament--in the Stopford family, who owned at least half the soil,

and were supposed to be as old as its charter. One of their ancestors

had built the church, another wore the armour and captured the banners

that hung in it. The family pew and vault were there; and they had

been squires and justices of peace from father to son, dispensing

hospitality, work, and law, at their seat of Fern Hall--a great old

manor-house, standing deep in a thickly-wooded dell not half a mile

from Tattleton. So far as I could learn, the Stopfords had given no

ornaments to state or church, but theirs was pre-eminently a safe

house. Its martlets were generally fortunate in their connections; and

its chiefs had supported the character of moderate reformers, each in

his generation. At home, they were lenient magistrates and prudent

landlords, never overtaxing their tenantry, and rarely enforcing the

game-laws. None of them ever took a first step; but all improvements

in the neighbourhood, if once commenced, were certain of their

countenance; and in parliament they always voted for any measure of

reform which it was evident the people would want no longer.

It was, therefore, in accordance with family principles and practice,

that the then reigning squire and M. P., Levison Stopford, Esquire,

should take his seat on the ministerial benches, and vote in and out

of parliament for the Bill with which all England rang. Levison

Stopford did not make brilliant speeches, but he had a fair share of

prominence in county business, was a middling landlord, a respectable

head of a family, connected by marriage with a Whig peer, the father

of a promising son, and, as the newspapers said, four lovely

daughters. All these recommendations to public favour could not secure

him against division in his native borough. There were Conservatives

among us, who clung to the time-honoured institutions of Tattleton,

and could not consent to see their ancient privileges, charter, old

posts, and all, submerged in those of two adjoining boroughs--Little

Tattleton, whose constituency consisted of the beadle, and Lumberdale,

to which the earl always nominated his second son; for people already

understood, that on the passing of the Bill these three should become

one, at least in elections.

Sir Jonas Underwood, of Little Tattleton Park, did not like that

prospect--he had been regularly returned by the loyal and independent

beadle ever since his majority, a period of some forty years--neither

did the Earl of Lumberdale, as the present state of things made his

second son's canvass by no means difficult. Both the earl and the

baronet possessed some property, and more influence, in our borough,

by help of which they warned the loyal Conservatives that their

country was in danger, and exhorted Great Tattleton to rush to the

rescue. The mayor said, that though he respected birth and breeding,

yet, if a country gentleman like Mr Stopford would so far disgrace his

family as to vote for a measure which must break down the British

constitution, and utterly ruin England in less than twenty years, he,

for his own part, felt called upon to oppose him. The town-clerk

always said as the mayor did: all the Tories in Tattleton took them

for examples, by degrees a party was formed against Stopford on what

had hitherto been his own ground; and long before the dissolution, it

was known that they intended, as the phrase is, 'to start' Sommerset

Cloudesly, Esquire, as an opposing candidate in the Conservative

interest.

Sommerset Cloudesly occupied a large but neat brick house on the verge

of our town's liberties, with a meadow-like lawn in front, and acres

of orchard in the rear. His father had been a small farmer, who

bettered his fortune by all manner of money-making speculations--the

last of which, a cider-manufactory, and a mill, together with a house

he had built, the orchard he had planted, and a handsome strip of

landed property, descending to his only son, made him the second man

in Tattleton. Sommerset had been what is called carefully educated:

ten years of his life had been spent in the house of a clergyman, who

received select boarders as part of his own family; five more at a

college in Oxford under the direction of a staid tutor; and the

residue in a series of fidgets through the house and land left him by

his father; for at the time of our story, the worthy cider-maker had

long gone to his account.

Sommerset was a tall, thin, genteel-looking man, in his thirtieth

year. Motherless, sisterless, and wifeless--strange to say, under such

circumstances, he was restless too. It was not a weight of crime that

pressed upon his conscience. Cloudesly's life had been as harmless as

those of his own apple-trees. It was not inordinate ambition that

disturbed his days, for though, like most of us, Sommerset would have

rather preferred being a great man, could greatness be easily come at,

he lost no labour in its pursuit. Neither was it love that besieged

his peace; for, except Miss Lily Prior, old Tom the brewer's daughter,

who sat in the same pew at church, Sommerset had never been known to

look on one of womankind with attention. Perhaps the carefulness of

his education might have done it. Life could not be entirely folded up

like a napkin, and put into its proper drawer; and everything annoyed

Sommerset Cloudesly. The coming off of his waistcoat button was the

destruction of Messina. The world was going to ruin if his horse lost

a shoe. Like the idle family in the Eastern tale, he could draw a

disturbance from the future also, and many a heart-quake had he

regarding what might happen. His Oxford tutor had made him a strong

Tory; old Cloudesly had averred, that was the only politics for a

gentleman; and though Sommerset believed in all the alarms of his

time, his faith being particularly strong for terrors, he had always

supposed himself to be somebody. Sir Jonas and the Earl of Lumberdale

assured him he was the hope of Tattleton; and, in an evil hour, he

consented, in electioneering phrase, to contest the borough.

With his relations, who regarded Sommerset as their top branch, the

step was in high favour; and all his friends came out strong in

approbation, excepting old Tom Prior. He had been the consulting

friend and boon-companion of old Cloudesly forty years before, when

the one began to brew beer and the other to make cider. Tom's brewery

had not paid him so well as old Cloudesly's apples. He had been the

first to establish a business of the kind in Tattleton. There were

three there at the time of the election; but the townspeople still

knew him familiarly as _the_ brewer, though he had long become a

sleeping partner, having saved enough for himself and his old wife to

live on in a cottage covered with grape vines, at the end of a long

green lane in which the main street of Tattleton dwindled away. There

was, besides, a thousand pounds for Lily, the heiress-apparent,

moreover, of his interest in the brewery. Tom said 'he had no notion

of politics, being entirely given to beer; and who was right about

that there Bill he couldn't say, but he never knowed an honest man as

made money by a contested election.' Old Mrs Prior always echoed what

her husband said, besides knitting a perpetual stocking that was her

only occupation; but Tom and his wife were old people now, and in

small intimacy with the college-bred young Cloudesly, though they sat

in the same church-pew, and some thought their daughter Lily was also

a friend to our proposed member. Lily was as pretty a girl as could be

found in all Tattleton, which, together with her prospects, rather

insured admirers; but Lily took no trouble with any of them, and it

was believed that the old folks rather wished she should not be in a

hurry.

That was no wonder; for, in this fidgety world, Lily Prior was a

treasure. Nothing ever disturbed her. Her hair might go out of curl,

or her friends out of humour; her bonnet might take unbecoming fits,

as I am told bonnets sometimes do, but her equanimity remained

unruffled, and her days were spent in knitting beside her mother in

the little oak parlour, taking quiet walks, and hoeing peacefully in

her own flower-garden. Spiteful people said, that Lily was beginning

to look old-maidish, but I never saw it in her calm face. It was also

said--what didn't they say in Great Tattleton?--that her muslin dress

and crimped collar were more carefully arranged when Sommerset

Cloudesly might be expected to walk that way; but Lily's strongest

demonstration was 'Dear me!' and that she said on hearing of his

intended contest. A perilous contest it seemed for Sommerset

Cloudesly. Stopford was by far the richer and more influential man;

the interest of his party, his aristocratic connections, and his

individual pride, all determined him to keep his ground; and the

generally prudent man had been heard to declare, that he would spend

to the last sixpence of his property, rather than see himself unseated

by an upstart simpleton.

Sommerset and his friends had, of course, the accredited weapons of

their party wherewith to attack the adversary, and Stopford was called

everything, from Radical up to Atheist. Thus the battle began, and

fiercely was it fought; but suffice it to say, that all the usual

means for obtaining the independent suffrage of freeborn Englishmen

were put in requisition. Voters suddenly emerged from corners wherein

no freeholds had been previously dreamed of; others were unaccountably

absent on the polling-days; the alehouses abounded in trade, and the

town in all disorderliness. There was everlasting controversy over

claims of residence and ownership, with numerous appeals to our famous

charter; and prosecutions for assault and battery occupied our town

lawyers the whole succeeding year.

What spites and quarrels are still flourishing among my old neighbours

which owe their origin to that election! How many long friendships it

split up, and how much family peace it disturbed, I cannot precisely

state; but the like did happen. Neither is it within my memory's scope

to enlarge on the Countess Dowager of Lumberdale and her seven

charming daughters, in elegant morning-dresses, appearing at the poll,

where they shook hands with everybody, and shewed a singular

acquaintance with family history; nor to relate how Lord Littlemore,

Stopford's brother-in-law, and the proudest peer in England, made

calls on small shopkeepers and farmers, perhaps to shew what rank

could do on important occasions. No manoeuvre was left untried by the

rival factions, nor any cause of dispute omitted, and the strife

increased in bitterness every day. Readers, can any of you explain why

people so generally run into the way of whatever they most fear? I

never could; but the case is common, and Sommerset Cloudesly was a

striking instance. What waves of worry passed over him! and what heaps

of annoyance were piled on his spirit during that county election!--a

rather tedious business in those unreformed days. His peace was killed

with cabbage-stocks on the hustings; his days were devastated by

groans; and his soul harrowed by hisses. Nevertheless, both his

friends and enemies were amazed to see how well Cloudesly acquitted

himself; his speeches, when they could be heard, were models of neat

eloquence; and his colours--pea-green and white--were sported with

genteel triumph. By and by, however, it became evident to his most

sanguine supporter that Sommerset had no chance; Sir Jonas and Lord

Lumberdale themselves advised him to give up the contest; but the man

had been persuaded that the safety of Great Tattleton, if not that of

the British nation, depended on him, and a persuasion once in

Sommerset's head was not easily got out. He believed on, in spite of

them and fortune. I never found out precisely what the business cost

him; nobody dared inquire, and he burned all the accounts; but at

length the last day's poll was taken, and amid cheers, yells, and a

newly-begun row, Levison Stopford, Esq., was declared duly elected.

Men cannot have Waterloos of their own every day. No wonder, then,

that the honourable member's glory was too great for his prudence:

scarcely had the poll closed, when it became generally known in front

of the Stopford Arms, that there were two barrels of strong beer,

which his liberality had devoted to the populace. On the publication

of this intelligence, the ancient ceremony of chairing went on with

more than usual vigour. It was a quiet autumn evening, but there was

no peace for Tattleton. The shops and houses of Stopford's friends

were lighting up in every quarter for a grand illumination, while the

opposition and the stingy were closing as quickly as possible. Half

the rabble of the county were gathered in the streets; all our own

respectability occupied doors and windows; and forth from the

town-hall, in a substantial armchair, decorated with bunches of

ribbons, blue and red--the Stopford colours--borne in high triumph by

his most zealous and noisy adherents, came the newly-chosen senator (a

rather stout gentleman, and father of a hopeful family), scattering

coppers and silver with no sparing hand, from a large canvas bag,

among the crowd, who roared and scrambled in all the might of beer.

Old politicians said it was a great victory for Whig principles, and

many a joke was cracked at the unsuccessful candidate's expense. Some

believed he had retired behind bolt and bar; others that he was

defying fortune at a late dinner. If the latter statement were true,

Sommerset's company must have been small. The Earl and Sir Jonas had

long since washed their hands of him, as incorrigibly obstinate. The

more influential of his supporters kept out of sight, being rather

ashamed of the losing side; and, I grieve to say, the barrels had

utterly shaken the faith of many a voteless adherent, the freeholders

of our streets and lanes, who now shouted Stopford instead of

Cloudesly for ever. Some there were, nevertheless, with souls above

barrels--men who had votes, and men who had none--and they collected

their forces at the foot of the main street, as vantage-ground from

which to groan at the above-mentioned procession, and inform Mr

Stopford of their intentions to unseat him for bribery and corruption.

Great Tattleton was not a fighting place--a serious riot had never

occurred within the memory of its 'oldest inhabitant;' yet on that

evening quiet people began to feel uneasy; and my particular friend,

Miss Croply, had selected it as a fitting occasion for her tea-party.

Miss Croply was a maiden lady of some fifty years, and great note

among us. She drew dividends at the bank; kept her own establishment,

consisting of a maid and a boy; and gave select parties. Moreover,

Miss Croply was a Tory after her own fashion. She said there was

nothing she hated but Radicals and reformers, for all they wanted was

to bring down the respectable people, and maybe break the banks. On

these principles, she had been in great fervour for Sommerset

Cloudesly; and by way of testifying that his defeat had not broken her

spirit, Miss Croply assembled the Priors, myself, and two or three

other favoured friends, to tea and crumpets prepared by her own fair

hands. These requisites were on the table, and the party assembled in

the little drawing-room, all but Lily, whom her mother had left to

manage some domestic matter (the old lady was particular at times);

but at its conclusion, Lily was to come through the lane, over the

fields, and up Miss Croply's garden, to avoid the crowd, and shew the

beautiful new bonnet she had received that morning as a present from

her aunt. We all knew Lily to be exact; but the hour had come, and not

the woman.

'Don't draw that curtain, if you please, Mr Prior; I would not gratify

the low creatures by looking out!' said Miss Croply, as shouts louder

than ordinary rose from the street, and old Tom stepped to the window.

The noise came nearer. It sounded like, 'Miss Prior for ever!' We

rushed in a body to the windows. Miss Croply herself drew the curtain.

There was a woman borne in a garden-chair, dangerously high, by the

most zealous of the Cloudeslyites, while the rest followed in

applauding procession, augmented every moment, and Tom's hands went

together like the 'crack of doom' as he exclaimed: 'By jingo, it's my

own daughter!'

Lily it was, in her pretty green gown, white shawl, and gay new

bonnet--it was trimmed with pale-green and white: as for her face, it

expressed nothing but 'Dear me!' I never saw such philosophy. Out

rushed Tom, so did all the men of us, and followed the crowd up the

street, and down the lane to the front of Cloudesly's house, where we

arrived just in time to see the gallant Sommerset hand Lily from her

chair with the air of a man about to kneel. Poor Cloudesly! he was

both weak and strong, but a good fellow at heart.

'She wore my colours, and suffered for my sake,' was all he said, as

with Lily on his arm he marched back with us to Miss Croply's

drawing-room, followed by the crowd, shouting: 'Prior and Cloudesly

for ever!'

'Lily, dear, what's the meaning of this?' said old Mrs Prior.

'I thought I would take a look,' said Lily calmly; 'and they all got

about me, saying I had on Mr Cloudesly's colours, and'----

'So you did wear his colours,' cried Miss Croply; 'and I'm proud of

you for keeping up your principles! Mrs Prior, I always knew there was

something great in that girl!'

'It's just the bonnet my aunt sent me,' said Lily; 'and I didn't

mean'----

'Never mind what you meant,' cried Miss Croply, in whose mind policy

as well as romance might have been at work at that moment: 'we don't

want no excuses.'

In short, Lily was made a heroine that evening. Her father and mother

thought themselves called upon to rebuke, but it was done rather in

the encouraging style, especially when Mr Cloudesly gave the company

to understand that henceforth he was to be considered Lily's humble

servant. Isn't that the proper phrase, readers? And Miss Prior, who

had not her composure to regain, coloured slightly, and finished the

matter by saying: 'Dear me!'

I have heard from herself, that she had put on her aunt's bonnet, and

come quietly through the lane, when it struck her that she would like

to see what was going on, as Miss Croply would allow no looking out at

the low creatures; so nearer and nearer to the street did Lily wend,

till a boy--are not boys at the bottom of all mischief?--raised the

shout that she was wearing Mr Cloudesly's colours; the phalanx then

surrounded her, and improvised the triumph which we witnessed. The

_Tattleton Chronicle_ was remarkably full upon it. I think, till this

day, Lily is regarded as a devoted heroine by all the Tories of

Tattleton, for there are Tories there still. But we had a splendid

wedding at our church, under Mr Stopford's very nose, before he went

to parliament. I can vouch for old Tom and Miss Croply leading off a

country-dance the same evening in Prior Cottage; but it is

two-and-twenty years ago. There is a tombstone over the old man and

his wife. Miss Croply has left her bank deposit to three nieces.

Sommerset Cloudesly grew less fidgety long ago, and some people say

less genteel, but he brews the best beer, and makes the best cider now

in the county. There are ten children in the brick-house, but Mrs

Cloudesly looks as composed as ever; and when her husband reads to her

at work on the winter nights, as he dutifully does, in the newspapers,

she sometimes remarks, at the close of long parliamentary debates, to

which Sommerset was always partial: 'What trouble those people have in

that House of Commons, my love! Wasn't it really good for you that you

lost the Tattleton election?'

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