THE CREAKING BOARD

Bramleigh Place, a fine specimen of an early Jacobean dwelling, had

been in the Millard family for nearly three centuries, but of late

years the Millards had fallen on evil days. There was no money to

maintain the property in fitting state, the farms were let, as well as

the shooting; graziers rented the park to the borders of the pleasure

ground; the house was closed, and abandoned to dust and spiders;

the garden was free to weeds and birds. An elderly couple had been

installed in “The Place” as caretakers, but these looked upon it as

nothing more or less than a lonesome, draughty, inconvenient abode--a

whole mile from the village and a glass of whisky.

Now and then, in summer-time, lodgers at farms, or in the village,

would walk over to the stately old mansion, and bribe Mrs. Pilcher to

show them around; and she was not inaccessible. Odd shillings, also the

price of tea and bread and butter, made a nice little addition to her

weekly wages. She opened the tall doors and the heavy shutters, and

invited paying visitors into the great saloon, there to gaze upon the

Bramleigh Vandyke--a handsome cavalier, with a satin coat and long fair

locks--as well as many other valuable paintings and family portraits

by Reynolds and Lely, old lacquered cabinets and Chippendale chairs,

wonderful settees, card-tables, and screens. Most of the great lofty

rooms were half empty, for on the bankruptcy of the late Sir Aubrey

Millard there had been a sensational auction, but the residue happened

to be heirlooms, and as such, fixtures; and the house was in the

curious condition of being neither unfurnished nor yet furnished. Mrs.

Pilcher, as she ushered her customers in and out of apartments, and up

and down stairs, related many surprising tales of the Millards, and

gave the house the reputation of being badly haunted. She was a clever

old body, with a loose tongue and a warm imagination, and such were her

powers of description, that more than one of her listeners, passing

late on the distant highroad, looked down upon the dignified Place,

standing in a hollow, with a sensation of fearsome awe.

Young Millard, the owner, was with his regiment in India; there he made

the acquaintance of a wealthy American family on tour, and subsequently

married the daughter--a charming girl, with a fabulous fortune. Young

Lady Millard fell in love with Bramleigh at first sight--it was a place

after her own heart!--and she hurried from room to room, exclaiming

in raptures as she made discoveries of pictures, tapestries, and

furniture--hailing these, one by one, as delightful possessions and

priceless treasures. The prompt and energetic new mistress commanded

that Bramleigh was to be set in order without delay; the aged Pilchers

were dismissed with a pension, and replaced, first by an army of

workmen and upholsterers, and then by a staff of gardeners, grooms, and

indoor servants. Soon there were horses and motors in the great empty

yard, as well as new stables, and a garage. The mouldy Justice Room was

turned into a lounge, and long-deserted Bramleigh was transformed by

the enchanted wand, which is known as “Money.”

Lady Millard and her husband were young, gay, and popular; they

entertained parties for shooting, cricket, and week-ends, as London was

only forty miles away; they also were entertained, and frequently from

home--or spending a week or two in town. On these occasions, the large

number of unemployed servants had ample time to themselves--and Satan

was not idle.

Among the women, Fanny Lappage, second housemaid, was the ringleader in

mischief and fun; moreover, a remarkably pretty girl and a shameless

flirt, with half the men at her beck and call. For all her giddiness,

she was a first-rate housemaid, and never shirked work--only for this,

the housekeeper would have dismissed her; she was too flighty, too

saucy, and too pretty; but there never was a better girl for polishing

furniture or turning out a room--and besides, her ladyship liked Fanny.

Chief among Fanny’s slaves was James Hegan, a tall, fine-looking

footman, Irish by descent, with jet-black hair, and deep-set dark blue

eyes. Naturally smart, silent, and impassive, he was an admirable

servant--though plagued out of his wits by Fanny Lappage and her

vagaries. She was continually teasing him, and ridiculing him in the

servants’ hall, or the still-room, and the long stone passages often

echoed with her ringing laugh at Hegan’s expense; whilst he could only

stare stupidly, marvel at her cleverness, and admire her bewitching

little face.

Trail, the butler, and Mrs. Madden, housekeeper, had often and vainly

remonstrated with giddy Fanny--sometimes she really went too far.

By a curious instinct, she had discovered that Hegan was nervous

and superstitious--on this subject she chaffed him constantly and

mercilessly; yet, strange to say, the more she flouted and tormented

him, the more ardently he adored her. He was of a naturally silent and

melancholy disposition, and it was Fanny’s amazing liveliness that

appealed to him. As for superstition--superstition was in his blood

(as a child, he had listened to many a weird tale from the lips of an

Irish grandmother), and this characteristic was kept alive, and even

fanned, by conversations he overheard at his master’s table whilst he

waited automatically--listening with all his ears.

Lady Millard had imbibed the modern taste for the occult and psychical

speculations; and some of the experiences he overheard were so vividly

described as to be almost hair-raising. Hegan’s hand shook as he handed

dishes and plates. Certain subjects lay beyond his mental reach, but

one was easily comprehended. He understood a genial gentleman--a

neighbour--who, with a jovial laugh, remarked:

“I suppose, Lady Millard, you know that you have something _here_!--an

apparition--and, by all accounts, it’s pretty bad too; it is----”

Here Lady Millard made a quick little sign, and then she too laughed,

and said something in French, and the guest replied:

“Oh yes; by Jove!--all right, then--another time!”

But all the same, the seed had taken root in Hegan’s mind--“Something”

had assumed alarming and sinister proportions.

* * * * *

The family were yachting at Cowes; it was an unusually warm and sultry

July, and the staff at Bramleigh, with nothing to do, and an ample

allowance of animal food and beer, felt more or less lazy--not to

say comatose. The visit of Mrs. Pilcher (late caretaker) effected

an agreeable diversion; this old body was full of stimulating local

gossip and housewives’ tales, and always well worth her tea! The maids

encouraged her to talk; they drew her out, and she entertained them

with amazing stories, and “they says” of the Millard family.

“You lived here fifteen year, Mrs. Pilcher,” said the vivacious Fanny,

“and never saw anything worse nor yourself--eh?--come now! Why, surely

there must be a ghost in a big rambling old place like this? Don’t you

tell _me_ there ain’t!”

“There may be,” rejoined Mrs. “Pil,” nursing her teacup as she

spoke, “but I never went about after dark. Tom and me allus sat in

the library, and slep’ in the morning-room--us hadn’t the breath for

stairs--and them above rampaged about as they liked; no need for us an

inter-meddling--and them passages and corridors for wind would skin you

alive!”

“Didn’t you never _see_ anything?” persisted Fanny. “Come, now, we’re

all friends here.”

“Only rats in plenty--the kitchen was black wid ’em--and them as big as

rabbits.”

“Rats like rabbits--but nothing more? Come, now, Mrs. Pil; surely

someone has seen a ghost--try and remember, and I’ll give you a nice

little present. I do love to hear of horrors.”

“Well, then, Fanny Lappage, since you _are_ so set on and eager, I

did hear summat--summat as was told me by the folk as was here afore

us--and left.”

“Did they see anything? Oh, Jim!” beckoning to Hegan, “and Rosie,

Ethel, and George and Tom--_do_ come along and listen--it’s awful fun.

Mrs. Pil is going to tell us about the ghost that’s here--she will make

our flesh creep. Won’t it be lovely!”

“I’m not so sure,” muttered Jim, turning to Mrs. Pilcher. “What’s it

all about, mother?”

Mrs. Pilcher appreciated an audience; she wiped her mouth deliberately

with a spotted handkerchief, rubbed her hands on her knees, nodded at

the circle which had gathered about her, and cleared her throat.

“You all know the old wing--the long passage, and the swing-door?”

There was a chorus of “Yes, yes, yes--why, to be sure!”

“The three big low rooms looking south over the shrubberies and into

the park--main old, they say--well, it’s _there_!” and she paused

dramatically. Mrs. “Pil” was a gifted story-teller. “Afore our time”

(she spoke as if they had been deposed sovereigns) “the caretaker and

wife and girl lived in that wing, as it were warm and convenient.

They allowed they heard walking and talking, but were never properly

frightened, till one hot summer night when the man was late in the

village. There was a full moon, and it was that stifling they had the

doors and windows open--’twas the middle room, d’ye see? Mother and

girl was a-making ready for bed, and the house locked up. All of a

sudden they fell in a terrible taking, a sort of fright as threw ’em

into a cold sweat--and they could not say for why, or wherefore; but

hot as it was, they felt like two blocks of ice. Then they heard the

swing-door slam, and someone in high heels come a-pattering along the

passage--nearer and nearer. There it must be in the doorway, for the

floor had a loose board and creaked. They was awful afraid to look,

as they knew in their bones something not right was standin’ there,

and yet look they had to! And sure enough, right on the creakin’ board

was a lady in a queer, puffed-out sort of dress, awful old-fashioned.

She had a long, shiny knife in her hand, and they two felt turned to

stone. At the moment they heard the man below shoutin’ for the key of

the side door, and the wife had just strength to tie it in her apron

and throw it out of the window. Then the lady went off; they heard

her a-patterin’ quick down the passage, and the swing-door a-slammin’

behind her. After that, they lived down below--but never saw her

again, nor ever give her a chance, as they did not venture above after

dusk. They say she had black eyes and looked awful wicked--just set

on ill-doing, but young, and handsome. When the man died--he was

found dead, they do say--the wife and daughter come away and were

thankful--and we took the place; but if it was my last breath, though I

heard what I heard--I never _saw_ nothing!”

“And so it’s the middle room in the old wing,” said Fanny briskly. “I

know--it has a high chimney-piece and three windows.”

“Aye, that’s it; and they give out the noises and the trouble is allus

worser in summer-time, and full o’ the moon, and that whenever you hear

a board creak in these old floors, _she_ is not far off!”

Mrs. Pilcher suddenly rose to her feet, shook the crumbs from her gown,

and took leave; she understood the value of a brief and effective

departure.

At supper that evening there was an animated discussion respecting the

creaking board, and the lady with the shining knife. Fanny, in the

wildest spirits, challenged George, James, Tom, or Mr. Trail himself,

to go and meet the ghost in the middle room--she even offered them a

vague reward. But no one came forward to pick up her gage, in spite of

her jeers and gibes. The household was, however, profoundly interested

to recognise among the family portraits in the library the identical

lady, as described by Mrs. Pilcher, with a long thin face, black eyes,

white powdered hair, and a mole on her chin.

The days that followed were dull and drowsy. Fanny invested all her

superfluous energies in incessantly tormenting James Hegan. At last he

became desperate, and said:

“Well, look here, Fan; as you say the moon is near the full, it’s

summer--now’s my chance for the ghost! But if I go alone to the middle

room in the oak corridor at twelve o’clock, leave the door open, and

bring your thimble from off the mantelpiece, and stay there for an

hour, you will marry me--come, now. I’ll go for that--and no less, I

swear!”

To this ultimatum Fanny, after much sparring and giggling, eventually

agreed. Jim was a handsome fellow; though he had no talk, he had more

inches and broader shoulders than anyone in the house--not to speak of

considerable savings.

Sir Eldred and Lady Millard were not expected for a week, and the

ordeal was fixed for a certain day and hour. Fanny was unusually

lively, talkative, and irresponsible, and all the under-servants were

agog with keen anticipation.

When the great evening arrived, Jim, who was secretly in a deadly

fright (and had fortified himself with two glasses of beer), was

conducted to the swing-door, and seen off about eleven o’clock by all

his associates, with many jokes, and good wishes for the success of his

adventure. He was too early--his friends had been so anxious to speed

him; he felt a sense of dull resentment as he pulled the baize door

behind him, walked down the corridor, and entered the middle room, now

flooded by moonlight. First of all he went over to the chimney-piece

and appropriated Fanny’s dainty little thimble. Then for a long time

he stood by the window gazing on the sleeping woods, and waiting--for

what? he asked himself. The night air was hot and breathless, every

sound was audible, from the flutter of a bat’s wings or the hoot of an

owl to the far-away barking of a dog or the hum of a belated motor on

the distant highroad.

Gradually he became aware of a stillness, a chilliness, and a

silence--as if Nature were holding her breath prior to some prodigious

effort. He was also sensible of a cold sensation of creeping

uneasiness, and began to realise that his Dutch courage had evaporated,

and that he felt sickeningly nervous. Tales from his grandmother,

and tales from the dinner-table, invaded his memory, and repeated

themselves with a vividness of detail, and a plausibility befitting the

hour, the locality, and the man.

Yet, so far, nothing had happened! Possibly it was all nonsense and

rot, urged another cheerful mental voice; his spirits stirred, and

rose. But what was _that_?

A sudden reckless slamming of the swing-door--yes, and footsteps--quick,

light footsteps, coming along the corridor! Hegan’s heart flew into his

throat; he felt almost suffocated with terror as he backed into the

window, and stared at the entrance.

But the noise had entirely ceased--ceased for five immensely long

minutes; for ten--there was nothing to be seen! With an extraordinary

sensation of relief he turned away, leant his elbows on the open sash,

and once more gazed down into the moonlit park. In ten minutes more he

would be free to go! As he stood listening anxiously for the striking

of the stable clock, his senses were strung to the utmost--his ears

alive to every sound.

Suddenly he heard the sharp creaking of a board, and flung round.

She stood in the doorway! A lady with a powdered head and bunchy

petticoats; by one hand she held a handkerchief to her face, in the

other was a long and glittering knife!

And--she was coming in--she was approaching. Panic seized upon him,

and seemed to gnaw his knees. In a spasm of mortal fear--the frenzy of

the trapped animal that turns on its destroyer--he snatched up a heavy

old chair. Hegan was a powerful man--it was as a straw to him in his

present desperation--and he dashed at the figure in a fury of terror,

struck it twice with all his force, and felled it to the ground.

The thing gave a stifled shriek, and moaned--yes--but he threw down

his weapon, and fled as for his very life.

When he gained the hall, ghastly and breathless, he found an eagerly

expectant crowd. The first footman, noticing his face, exclaimed:

“Hallo! Jimmy, old boy--you look as if you’d seen her!”

“Yes,” he gasped out, “she was there--knife and all!”

“And what did you do?”

“I picked up a chair and struck at her, and ran!” He was still livid

and panting for breath.

Several of the women looked at one another significantly, and at last

the cook said:

“Why, James, don’t you know it was all a bit of a joke?”

“Joke!” he repeated, and his eye travelled swiftly round the circle, in

speechless quest of Fanny. “Where’s Fanny?” he asked abruptly.

“You’ve just seen her; the ghost was Fanny herself. We dressed her up,

and floured her hair--and----”

“And,” he added in a loud, hoarse voice, “I believe--I’ve done for her!

I--I hit her a terrible blow! Fanny! Fanny!” he shouted, and he raced

up the stairs, followed by all the inmates of the Place.

They crowded through the swing-door and streamed along the passage into

the middle room. There on the floor lay a little dressed-up figure with

a horrible wound in her head--a knife clutched in her grasp--stone dead!

Nor was this the worst. When Hegan realised that he had unintentionally

killed his pretty, mocking sweetheart, he kissed her, rose from beside

her, and, before anyone had guessed his intention, sprang on the sill,

hurled himself out of the window, and, with a crash among branches,

fell heavily on the lawn with a broken neck.

Sir Eldred and Lady Millard, hastily summoned from Cowes, were

horrified to find on their return home that two of their household lay

awaiting an inquest in the old unused laundry--their fate the result of

a practical joke--and for many months Lady Millard deserted the Place,

and made her home in Continental hotels.

At Bramleigh the middle room in the oak corridor has long been closed;

but the double tragedy has left its mark. After dusk, the maids go

about in couples; a creaking board throws them into a paroxysm of

terror, and they snatch at one another, and whisper, “_She’s_ somewhere

about!” for Bramleigh enjoys the unique reputation of being haunted by

the ghost--of a ghost!

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