THE CANAL ZONE ARCHITECT’S WEDDING

(PART IV.)

At this point there came an interruption in the person of the doctor who

had been called. He was very red in the face, and as he prepared to take

Hulda’s temperature he asked of her husband, “What is all this ruction

about? How many more times must I witness these scenes? Why don’t you

give the girl up? Some day she’ll stick a knife in your back, and then

she will be sent to prison for life.”

“Glory be to God!” shouted the “architect”. “Ain’t the woman me wife?”

“You ought to be ashamed to tell it,” said the doctor. “You, with one

leg in the grave and the other on the brink. I am going to send her to

the hospital now, and you are to leave her there. The girl is too young

to be married to an old fellow like you.”

“I’m only 34,” replied the Vickingstadt.

“You’re a cheerful idiot of a liar,” retorted the doctor.

In the end two men came with a stretcher, and Hulda was taken from her

husband’s house, never to return to live with him again. The medico

followed, banging the door behind him.

“He’s of me own race,” said “Mickey” Vickins, “an’ he do be mad to see

how young me wife is, because ‘blood is thicker than water’ an’ he hates

to hear the lads laughin’ at me misfortunes. We of the Irish race do be

very outspoken with each other, an’ that’s why we get the name of being

such fighters; but I observe that we can’t beat the Dutch, bad luck to

them. Well, she’s gone, and ’tis a rest I’ll be after havin’ now,” said

he, “for the floor is that hard that me bones ache.”

He had peace in his home after this, but he received letters from

Culebra telling him he must support his wife. One day Hulda returned and

rifled his boxes in the hope of procuring the deeds to his property,

but, instead, she found his citizenship papers, correspondence school

diploma and an honorable discharge from the United States Army. These

she tore into shreds and left them where her husband could readily find

them. She had taken up her residence at the home of her brother-in-law

in Colon, and many evil tongues were wagging. The “boys” teased the

Vickingstadt, and he was terribly crushed as a result, for he disliked

to hear Hulda criticised. “God forgive her,” he would say, “I tried to

be an ideal man. I was lovin’, an’ she said I was too lovin’. I never

tasted a drop of liquor, an’ she said that wasn’t natural. I never

smoked or chewed tobacco, an’ she said she’d rather have me do both,

because smokin’ and chewin’ was good for the breath. Now, what do you

think of that? ’Tis a hard thing to understand the ladies, bad cess to

them. I never could understand them.”

I had been given an opportunity to review this international marriage

exhaustively, and I decided that neither Hulda nor the “architect” were

to blame. It was poverty that forced the girl to seek a husband in a

foreign land, and it was an undeveloped sense of the artistic and

romantical that lured the Vickingstadt from his proper sphere.

Circumstances helped, as you will have perceived. Hulda’s one aim now

was to have her husband dismissed from the service, so she wrote letters

to Culebra accusing him of having starved her. He sent canceled checks

to prove that he gave her more money than the average man gives his

wife, and it became necessary for an inspector to investigate the affair

for the good of every one. The latter was wise in his day and

generation, and he reported to Culebra that Mrs. Brian McVickins did not

love her husband. Two clerks had been kept busy attending to the

contradictory reports of the pair, and, in order to lighten expenses for

the Canal Commission, Brian McVickins was requested to resign.

About this time he came to me and informed me that he was the father of

a little girl. “But, shure, ’tis pots and pans they threw at me whin I

wint to see the little creature. May the Lord forgive them. The doctor

tells me that she’s the dead spit of me, an’ ’tis take her away I would,

only poor Hulda won’t have anything else to love after I’m gone.”

He spoke with that assurance with which married men are apt to speak

when referring to their wives, and he appeared to think that I thought

him much beloved by Hulda. He hated to acknowledge defeat in the game of

love, because he possessed the vanity common to his sex. I made no

comment, and he rambled on: “The law doesn’t expect me to do anything

for her at all, at all, but I’ll always be after sindin’ a little money

for the poor child, an’ ’tis glad I am that she looks like me, instead

of like the Dutch, bad luck to them. It’s the Lord that will bless you

for the kind words you said about the matter, and ’tis never a word you

said against the poor, misguided gurl. The poor gurl ain’t been to blame

at all, at all; ’twas the vanity of me in middle age wantin’ a young

colleen with golden hair and a slim figure for a wife. May the Lord

forgive me.”

With that, he thanked me for the counsel I had given him, which, as a

matter of fact, he had never taken, and, after wringing my hand until it

hurt, went his way with bowed head. Six months before, he was a dapper

little man, with a quick, light step, and he did not look a day older

than fifty, but now his eyes were sunken, his cheeks were wrinkled, and

he had the general air of a man who was terribly tired. I have not heard

from him since.

Soon after this, Hulda departed for the United States. Unaccompanied and

carrying her baby and a suitcase, she walked up the steamer’s ladder

with tired tread and an air that suggested trouble. Friends of her

husband who stood upon the pier shook their heads and said sadly, “‘Tis

a goldurned shame, for she shure was a good-looker when “Mickey” brought

her down.”

Her eyes were now red and tired-looking, her cheeks were hollow and her

mouth had the expression of bitterness that comes from disappointment.

One might easily picture her looking for a cheap room and having the

rooming-house women conjecture that she had never been married. She

would look for work, too, and, notwithstanding her accomplishments, she

would probably find it in some one’s kitchen. In her shabby maternity

dress of cheap gingham she was a sorry contrast to the gay passengers

who ran hither and thither, frantically waving farewells to their

friends on the dock. She alone sat apart and hugged her child to her

breast. “A tragic figure,” observed a man with a pitying smile. As the

ship pulled out, a kindly sunbeam fell upon her, and for a moment

lighted up the golden tints in her still beautiful hair.

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