CHAPTER XXIII. EDUCATION--HOW TO TEACH THE DIFFERENT BRANCHES.

[_Continued._]

“From what you have told us about your eating and drinking, Mr. Midith,

I have learned so many new ideas that I should like to have you give

us an explanation of how you teach and inculcate cleanliness, and what

sanitary regulations you have,” requested Viola.

“Very well,” said Mr. Midith. “In the first place, our conveniences for

bathing are excellent, and we generally bathe at least once a day. In

the parks we have, as I have already told you, large artificial lakes,

which are supplied with water by a fountain, fed by the electric pump

at the big-houses. These lakes are fenced so that children can not fall

into them. During fine weather in summer, we generally bathe and swim

in these shady lakes. Little children who have not yet learned to swim

have a separate department with a shallow lake in which children cannot

drown. In these shallow lakes children, under the instruction of older

swimmers, learn to swim. This practice makes us all good swimmers. By

example, we teach that bathing and swimming are healthy and useful,

as well as delightful exercises after we have accustomed ourselves to

them. When the weather is unfit for bathing in the lakes, we use the

numerous bath-rooms in the big-houses. Each private apartment is also

furnished with a wash-stand and hydrants containing both hot and cold

water.

“All of us, men and women, young and old, wear our hair cut short. We

think it is more healthful and freer for the head. The hair is also

more easily kept clean and in order. We teach how to keep our finger

and toe nails clean and trimmed by practicing it on our infants, little

children, and on ourselves in the presence of our older children, who

are beginning to be able to care for their own personal cleanliness.

By cleaning and brushing our teeth in the morning and after each

meal, we teach how to care, at least in part, for our teeth. We have

learned that our teeth are organs of digestion, and, that if they are

poor, digestion will be impaired. To preserve sound teeth, we must not

bite any hard substances such as nuts, etc., that are liable to crack

the enamel; we must also keep them clean, so as to prevent them from

decaying. A dentist should frequently examine the teeth, and if he

finds them unsound, we should have them cared for in time. How to care

for the other organs of special sense, we teach in a similar manner,

always practicing ourselves, and doing for our helpless children from

infancy what we desire them to do in after-years. By these lessons,

our children, as they grow in years, learn to do for themselves what

they had done for them by others during infancy. The habits, by use,

gradually become pleasurable. Thus, we always teach by example, keeping

in mind that hygienic lessons which are good for children are also good

for older persons, and what is not worth doing for adults is not worth

doing for our children.”

“What about dress?” asked Mr. Uwins. “Some time ago you told us that

your ladies wear no dresses. Will you now favor us with a description

of your costume as worn by your ladies and gentlemen, and also how you

teach your children the best manner of dressing?”

“From what I have already told you about dress,” continued Mr. Midith,

“it is readily seen that we teach the wholesomeness of frequent

changes. In dressing, like in everything else, we make health and

comfort our guide. Those decorations and ornaments which put the body

most completely in harmony with the phenomena of life and health are

esteemed the highest by us.

“All the clothes we wear are easily washed and ‘done up.’ Our steam

washers can do an immense amount of laundry work in a short time. After

our day’s labor, we always change clothes. When at leisure, we are all

dressed neat and clean, as well as tidy and comfortable. No one can, by

the appearance of a person, tell the miner and engineer from the editor

and clerk, nor the washerwoman from the music teacher. All are wealthy,

educated and refined. One kind of labor is considered as honorable as

another, provided it be productive labor, the only kind we now have. We

have neither master nor servant, therefore, we have no distinction in

dress. All have plenty to dress in the height of fashion.

“Our clothing is adapted to suit the seasons of the year. Our children

are to the fullest extent so dressed that health and comfort take

precedence over decoration, ornament and grotesque patterns. Hence any

garment, which is clean, healthful, convenient and comfortable, grows

more and more beautiful to our sight as our esthetic sense gradually

and slowly unfolds by evolution.

“It is, of course, utterly impossible for me to tell you all about the

various styles, patterns and suits which are worn by the ladies and

gentlemen on Mars. A few general remarks at the beginning may, however,

aid you in getting a better understanding of what is to follow in the

more detailed description.

“The manufacture of cloth on Mars, as you will infer, is much in

advance of that on earth. We manufacture, with abundance and with the

greatest of ease, fabrics so beautiful and delicate that the people of

earth would wonder how it were possible for the human hand to attain

such skill. Your finest fabrics are but a coarse beginning as compared

with those on Mars. Now you must remember, too, that we do not, like

you, manufacture a grade of good goods and a grade of poor goods. In

a world where every person has all he possibly wants, no one will

ever wear _poor_ goods. But, on earth, where some are poor and some

are rich, the poor people have to wear coarse and cheap goods, while

the rich wear a better grade. Of course, we have different kinds of

fabrics, best suited for the different kinds of occupations, etc., but

they are always of the best quality for _that_ purpose.

“On Mars every person gets his garments made to suit his individual

taste. No one imitates another unless it suits his fancy. All of us are

equal authority on style. We have no Ward McAllister to imitate nor

have we any dressed in rags. On earth, where one is rich and therefore

honored, and the other is poor and therefore scorned, you have what you

call a ‘fashion,’ because all are endeavoring to imitate the _former_

as closely as possible, because every person, who is not utterly void

of self-respect, delights in wearing the mark of honor and prosperity.

Thus, all of you are striving to get as near ‘The Four Hundred’ and

as far away from those dressed in rags as possible. This contest

originates and maintains your ‘fashion.’ But, on Mars, everything is

style, and nothing grows out of style.

“I may say here that a lady’s common summer costume generally consists

of a plain, light felt hat; a loose sailor’s jacket, or shirt-waist;

full, loose trousers or divided skirt, as your ladies sometimes call

it, often narrowed to almost a close fit about midway between the knee

and ankle; but the lower extremities of the pantaloons are often less

narrow, fitting over a pair of shoes or boots with low heels, and large

enough for a comfortable existence of the feet. These, together with

the finest and most suitable undergarments, a few tasty decorations and

her mirthful, healthy, handsome countenance, constitute a lady’s common

costume when she is engaged in her ordinary occupation. In the winter

she wears a fine, comfortable head-dress, a warm, short coat when out

walking, bicycle riding, or when engaged in any other outdoor sport or

exercise. When out riding in an open carriage she wears a long, heavy

overcoat and other garments to correspond and suit the taste of the

occasion.

“The gentlemen, for common use, also wear plain felt hats, somewhat

larger than the ladies’; a ‘fancy’ shirt, with collar and cuffs of

the same material attached; a neat, delicate necktie, and suits and

underwear not unlike yours here.

“Of course, every lady, as well as every gentleman, has a large number

of suits and other changes, made up in widely different styles to suit

the occasion, as each individual sees fit. In a state of high culture

and a well-developed esthetic sense, the mind appreciates variety,

accompanied with health, convenience, comfort and beauty. Some suits

and garments are for the fore part of the day, some for labor, some for

leisure, some for the latter part of the day. Some are almost tights;

such as, for some games, bicycle-riding, etc.; some are very loose and

thin during hot weather; some for the public parlors, some for the

halls, some for visiting, some for travel, some for each occupation;

some for the private apartment, when alone; some for the private

apartment, when one has company, etc.

“From what I have said about clothes, it, no doubt, becomes plain to

you that, in a world and age in which people appreciate good health,

love liberty, enjoy real comfort and esteem the greatest conveniences,

there is no room for an unmanageable hat, tight shoes, tightly laced

corsets, a plug hat, stiff shirtfronts and skirts of any kind, whether

short or trailing. From historical knowledge you all know that in

‘olden times’ your men wore shirts and other flowing gowns, the same

as your ladies still do. But your men, in your highest civilized

countries at least, on account of having a little more freedom to act,

have long outgrown the skirt and robe, except, perhaps, a few priests;

and just so will your women outgrow them as they become a little more

independent socially, industrially, financially and sexually. A good

sign of the coming change is, that a few of your foremost ladies have

already laid aside their skirts.

“Our dress, then, as you will infer from my description, is all made of

the best and finest fabrics, of endless variety in style, scrupulously

clean, handsomely made, perfectly comfortable, highly healthful,

remarkably convenient yet extremely simple.

“I am well aware that some of your so-called fashionable ladies and

your dudish gentlemen, who are not infrequently trying to hide their

ill-health partly contracted from their unnatural dress, with paint,

would sneer at our plain, tidy, comfortable costume, no matter how

clean and healthful it be. But, I am certain, that our clean, plain,

convenient dress would not seem so strange and ridiculous to you

as your unnatural, pinching and, am sorry to say, too often soiled

garments would appear to us. Just think how your ladies, who are

forbidden by your one-sided society to solicit the love of their

choice, must decorate and ornament themselves in gaudy costumes to

attract attention in order to catch a husband, or be left without one

in your cruel social and industrial world in which a single woman has

but a slim chance of making a comfortable living. So much for dress.”

“How about exercise, Mr. Midith?” asked Mrs. Uwins. “Do you consider it

very essential to full development and good health, and, if so, how do

you teach it?”

“We teach that healthful outdoor exercise is absolutely essential for

the highest physical and mental development and for the maintenance of

good health. We think it is one of the most invigorating forms of food

a person can take; and we teach how to take it on the same principle as

we teach other things. The adults practice it in the presence of the

young, and the child naturally takes to it by imitation and pleasure

under our favorable conditions.

“First, before our babies can walk, they are taken out in

baby-carriages, tricycles made for carrying babies, electric carriages,

motors and trains. When the weather is pleasant, they play in the

outdoor nurseries; when unpleasant, they are in the house-nurseries and

other parts of the ‘big-house.’ As soon as they are a little older,

but still require a nurse with them, they are taken into the parks,

lakes and fields. Our children are left without a nurse at a very young

age. They choose their own games, their own exercises and their own

amount of labor. As I have said before, we do not govern our children

by physical force. All our buildings and other things are as much

constructed and arranged with a view to suit and accommodate the wants

and desires of the child as the wants and desires of the adult. Our

railroads and motor-lines are all fenced, so that no danger can befall

them there. We have no open wells and cisterns. The doors and gates are

nearly all self-closing and noiseless. Lamps and matches are rarely

used. Our principal aim is to provide a suitable school-house, and then

let the child’s environment impress it with useful information.

“As our children grow older, they begin to do light work, both in the

house and outdoors, which serves as part of the physical exercise

necessary for full development and vigorous health. This daily work we

generally keep up as long as we live. Not that we are obliged to do

so on account of poverty, but, because by long, delightful practice

our daily labor has become pleasurable exercise. The work is easy, the

day is very short, and the exercise of it, we believe, conduces to

the fullness of life. _Work_, as we have seen under these conditions,

gradually changes into _play_. Your people here despise and condemn

labor so, because your working-day is so long, your labor so hard, your

conveniences so few, your pay so small, and your bosses so cruel and

dictatorial. That is, your manual and industrial school-houses are not

well-furnished. You have careless, incompetent directors and teachers

in these branches of instruction.

“During our leisure hours, which are, of course, very numerous, men,

women and children go out walking, bicycle riding, swimming, playing

outdoor games, and ride on carriages, motors and trains. When the

weather is unpleasant, we take our exercise in our large halls and

parlors. The upper story of our main building is covered with glass.

This enables our children and ourselves to get all the sunshine we

want during our clear, cold winter weather. A ride or walk around this

great hall is more than a quarter of a mile. In taking exercise, as in

everything else, we make our feelings the guide of how long we ought to

continue. As soon as we feel fatigued we cease our exercise, whether it

be work or play.

“You see there is a great difference here between our system and

yours. You have a large class of people; in fact, nearly all who have

to over-exercise by manual labor--have to work themselves stiff and

deformed. Then you have another class who take scarcely any outdoor

exercise--your city ladies, etc. It seems that you do not appreciate a

robust lady. You teach her that she must remain quietly at home until

her suitor comes to take her out; and he, perhaps, has his other girl

out. Your society forbids your maidens to take a bicycle or a carriage

to go after their suitors, except on occasional sham leap-year parties.

The majority of your married city ladies, under the burdens of husband

and children, are entirely unable to take sufficient outdoor exercise;

and even if they had the time and opportunity, they would have no other

place for it than a smoky city and a muddy sidewalk.”

“That is very true!” exclaimed Mrs. Uwins. “Overwork on the one hand,

and want of healthful outdoor exercise on the other, are playing sad

havoc with health here. We see very few graceful forms and healthy

looking faces as we pass along the streets of our cities and towns.

“This reminds me of a question I wanted to ask you some time ago,”

continued Mrs. Uwins, “and that is, How do you teach regularity of

habits? For you undoubtedly are orderly, prompt, and regular in your

habits. Health requires regular intervals of alternate activity and

rest, which vary with age and other conditions.”

“Yes, we attach a great deal of importance to order, promptness and

regular habits. We teach them to our children by practicing them

ourselves. We are regular with our set meals, our work, our leisure,

our exercises, our studies, our bathing, our dressing, our games, our

rising, and our retiring. We have learned, by sad experience, the same

lessons that you are now learning; the lessons that regular periods of

rest and sleep are absolutely necessary to good vigorous health, and

as we aim to make all our conduct conform to the phenomena of life and

health, it is certain that we have acquired regular orderly habits of

life.

“You see our social and industrial system allows us plenty of leisure

time for sports, during the day; we need not steal it from our night’s

rest, like you do at your night dances and parties, at which a large

number dance, drink, and not infrequently debauch all night and work

hard all next day. No one could induce us to do that. About eight or

nine o’clock in the evening, we all retire to rest in our own private

apartments, and soon after everything is as quiet and silent as death.

We, no doubt, would be called cowards by you for not daring to infringe

on our health by a night’s carousal, the same as you would be called

cowards by your savages for not daring to do what a cannibal delights

in doing. When I first learned of your irregular night’s habits, they

seemed perfectly cruel and barbarous to me. How men, and some women,

too, were all night long under the influence of liquor; how they

exercised themselves into perspiration; how all human decency wilted

in them; how women sold themselves in order to make a living; how

they were betrayed and deceived when life and ambition were nearly

extinct; how children, hungry and half-dressed, were lying all around

sleeping. When I saw all these violations, besides countless others, my

astonishment of meeting so many faces bearing the marks of disease and

dissipation gradually vanished. I thought it so strange that men and

women could not see the injurious effects of such a night’s career, or

that they could be so careless and indifferent to health.

“It was in the foregoing field of contemplation that I first noticed

most clearly the utter viciousness of your social and physiological

school, your feebleness and impracticability of your methods of

teaching, and of your boasted civilization and institutions of

learning. To me they seemed a mere mockery. Your so-called superior

rarely ever did himself what he preached. Your lessons nearly always

consisted of words only.

“There are numerous other topics of physiology that we teach in a

similar manner as the foregoing.

“All apartments of our dwellings are abundantly ventilated and lighted,

either naturally or artificially, by the straight or refracted sunbeam.”

“Mr. Midith, how do you teach history?” asked Mr. Uwins. “I believe

that _we_ are wasting much valuable time in studying comparatively

worthless history,” continued Mr. Uwins. “We largely teach dates,

battles, names of rulers, explorers, discoverers, names of religious

denominations to which they belonged, the size, weight, and temperament

of kings and queens, the ones whom they married, how many divorces they

obtained, how many cattle they owned, how many years the king survived

the queen, the composition of their crown, etc.

“All this is of comparatively little value and soon forgotten, because

it does not depend on principle. It does not ‘conduce to the fullness

of life.’ It does not make our homes brighter and happier. It does not

elevate the people. It does not improve our intellect. In my opinion,

it is immeasurably more useful and important for us to know how to

enlarge the power of prevision--‘power of looking into the future’--by

which we are enabled to avoid or remove the stumbling blocks of the

future, so as to leave the road of progress in the future less bloody

than we have left it in the past. To know that it is a plausible

presumption that the late Civil War in the United States augmented,

in one form or another, the aggregate slavery, is worth much more than

a thousand trivialities of chronological history. An acquaintance of

these principles enables us to avoid conflicts in the future, but no

amount of chronological matter will.”

“Our idea of history, Mr. Uwins, is almost similar to yours. We

have long ceased to study and commit to memory such trivialities of

history as you have just mentioned. We endeavor to develop historical

principles, which enable us to unlock the future by the experience of

the past. The philosophical part of history is the valuable portion.

The science of history did not develop as rapidly with us as nearly all

other sciences, and I find the same to be true with you also. But we

have now some very excellent historical productions; productions by the

side of which Mr. Buckle’s history appears to be in its infancy.”

“How do you teach the higher sciences?” asked Rev. Dudley.

“We have a laboratory which is in charge of an expert chemist. In this

laboratory we keep a full supply of apparatus, drugs and chemicals;

we can get all the practice and information we desire. We also have a

scientific department well supplied with philosophical apparatus of

all kinds. This department is in charge of able scientists who will

give you all desired information. We have an inventor’s shop fitted up

with all necessaries. In astronomy, our apparatus is grand and almost

perfect. Biology, zoology, psychology, etc., we learn by practical

experience, by individual inquiry, by reading, by lectures, and in

countless other ways.

“We must here keep in mind that not all instruction furnishes the mind

with useful information. For example: If we were taught that fire

does not burn, such teaching would be worse than no teaching; because

it stores the mind with falsehood which requires evidence to remove

before we can get at the truth of the case. So in all other cases where

falsehood and superstition are taught as truth. That knowledge only

which adjusts us more and more in accord with the facts of the universe

is worth learning. We should strive only for the acquisition of that

intelligence which makes us better, and, therefore, happier men, women

and children; all other knowledge is not worth learning.

“I now wish to compare a few of your educational lessons with ours;

but, before I proceed, let me again tell you that I do not mean to

cast any reflections on your mode of living, on your manner of eating,

on your style of dress, nor on your methods of teaching. I am fully

convinced that you, the same as all other beings, are doing the best

you have learned. I am also further convinced that we deserve no

particular praise for our somewhat advanced stages of intellectual

culture. All sentient beings are creatures of circumstances, over

which they have no control. None of us can act beyond the sphere of

our highest endowments. We must either act _within_ this limit or be

quiescent. Our personal and ancestral environment impresses us with

intelligence, and that organized intelligence is the motive force that

impels all of _us_ and all of _you_ to act in accordance as we are

connected with the chain of antecedents to our present being. A longer

lapse of time and more favorable conditions have made us what we are,

and, no doubt, the same conditions, as they come to pass on earth, will

bring you where we are now on Mars. So please bear in mind that all the

comments I shall make concerning your affairs and institutions are made

from a sincere motive, and not with a view of casting reflections.

“It is, no doubt, natural and good for the advancement of humanity

on all planets that we all find greater delight in having our good

qualities pointed out than we do in being reminded of our faults; but

we must know our faults before we can consciously correct them, and

with this view, I shall endeavor to make what I consider some of your

faults, as conspicuous as possible, and I invite you to do the same

with me.

“Your system of education is too much confined to a cheerless building,

which you call a school-house. That these public school-houses are

unnatural, cheerless places, may be evidenced by the fact that scarcely

any of your adults and parents ever visit them; for, if they were

natural and agreeable, they certainly would. The management of your

so-called school is too much in the hands of scheming politicians. You

employ, as a rule, cruel, incompetent teachers. You resort to physical

force--first, to support the public school by compulsory taxation; and,

secondly, to procure the pupil’s attendance, both of which are, in our

view, injurious, unjust and despotic. In a good system of education,

the school-room is perfectly free, natural and co-extensive with the

sphere of man’s activity. In a successful school every one is teacher

and pupil at the same time. Now, in making these criticisms, let us

begin at the foundation; let us look for the causes.

“In the first place, your social, industrial and sexual conditions of

nearly all your parents, and especially of your mothers, are so pitiful

that it is scarcely possible for them to bring forth descendants with

a kind, pleasant disposition. The parental silence, crabbedness,

toil, care and ill-temper concomitant with your present conditions,

are generally stamped on the child’s countenance and grafted in its

constitution long before it is born. The people of earth quarrel and

fight too much among yourselves, with your neighbors, and with nations

to produce and rear a gentle, non-aggressive, peace-loving child. You

must remember that all social beings are teachers, either for good or

for bad. The home and daily social intercourse are the most effective

school. Just as the adult is, nearly so will the child be. If the

adult is jealous, aggressive, ignorant, superstitious, dishonest,

intemperate, and rude in his conduct, so will the child be. Hence our

principal object in education should be to educate _ourselves_.

“After birth, especially during the first stages of infancy, your care

and attention given to the mother and child is almost always inadequate

and improper. The care, toil, anxiety, ill-health, your pernicious

sex-relations, and very frequently the poverty of your mothers

generally affect for ill the maternal nourishment given to the child.

By this early lesson, the child, through the instrumentality of its

food, becomes partly like its mother from the effects of its mother’s

bad condition. Thus its pernicious education begins at an age when the

child is yet unconscious of its surroundings. Your practice of rocking

a child is also a bad lesson.

“When your child gets a little older, I notice that nearly all

your parents teach their babies, in an unconscious way, to become

cry-babies and bawlers; this assertion may seem strange to many of you,

but it is nevertheless a fact.

“I have noticed in my travels thousands of children, some younger and

some older, that would set up a cry as soon as the mother would appear

in their presence or sit down, and no doubt all of you have seen the

same. You see the cry-baby has discovered that its mother or some one

else will take it up as soon as it sets up a cry. With this cry-weapon,

it has been successful so often that it will constantly employ it as a

means to gain its end, and every such successful effort makes the cry

louder and longer and more frequent, if necessary.

“But the foregoing lesson is by no means the worst one I have seen your

parents and nurses teach your children during infancy. I have met a

number of cases where a child completely tyrannized over the mother,

and over the whole family; that it would first _cry_ and bawl in order

to be taken, then to have the taker walk the floor with it, and then,

in a few extreme cases, have the taker _run_ instead of _walk_ the

floor. I have also seen where a mere infant was so well trained by

mischievous instruction that it would set up a fierce cry whenever the

walking mother or nurse would come anywhere near a chair or sofa, upon

which she would apparently seat herself. I have, furthermore, seen

hundreds of children here on earth whose training has been so unnatural

that they would not retire without the mother or nurse lying down

with them, soothing them to sleep, or without rocking them to sleep.

All these cry-babies enforce their mandates by a cry or bawl; and the

more the cry-baby is successful the more it will employ this weapon,

which can be wielded with so much success among those who are not

much familiar with human nature and with human welfare. Our children

scarcely ever cry. We do not teach them to cry. We give them the very

best of care and attention, but let them know from the beginning that

they can not only not accomplish anything by crying, but that they, by

crying, bring upon themselves the displeasure of all their companions.

We never take a child or infant because it cries. And if it should

begin to cry while in our lap, we would immediately put it down and

not take it again until it puts on a _smiling_ face. Thus, you see, we

teach our infants and children from the earliest beginning to employ

pleasant, agreeable means to accomplish their purposes, while your

infants and children, with your vicious methods of teaching, accomplish

their objects by setting up a cry or bawl, and sometimes this cry

includes the greater part of the day and night.”

“But what would you do with a crying baby if you had strangers in the

house?” asked Viola.

“Why, I would do the same as I would if there were no stranger. I

would always employ those known means that would produce the best

results, whether strangers or no strangers. As I have stated before,

if a child receives the proper training from infancy, it rarely ever

cries. The greatest cry-baby, I think, can be cured from the annoying

habit of crying by proper training and kind treatment in a few months’

time, but not by your method of training. I have often noticed in your

private families, who have strangers or guests with them, that the

mother would try every means but the right one to keep her child from

crying, so as not to annoy her guests or boarders; but the more she

tried the greater was her failure; the more she amused and humored

the child the more it cried for amusement. Thus her companions become

the victims of a nuisance caused by the mother’s inadequate knowledge

of human nature. Children, as well as adults, should be free to make

their own amusements. The intent of those who produce this vast army

of cry-babies and ill-tempered children is, no doubt, as good as that

of the Inquisitor and witch-killer was; but for all that it is a

lamentable defect.

“Again, let us not forget that the pernicious effect of this cry-lesson

does not end here. There is a still deeper and more fatal evil

connected with it. To illustrate: Crying involves an expenditure of

vitality, not only on the crier, but also on those who make an effort

to silence the crier, and on all who are annoyed by it.

“Once more: A child that has fallen, or has hurt itself otherwise, in

a way for which nothing can be done to alleviate the pain, should not

be picked up or be soothed by parents and adults. It should be made to

understand that it came to grief by its own acts--by a violation of

a natural law. If under these conditions, it receives sympathy from

others, it will soon cry for it. The sufferer, if sympathy is lavished

upon it, will begin to infer that the injury was brought about by a

personal agency controlled and influenced by the sympathizers. The

child should learn as early as possible that the so-called laws of

nature are constant and uniform, and do not bend to suit its whims,

but that its conduct must conform to the laws. The latter course will

tend to make a child intelligent and look for causes, while the former

makes it superstitious and ignorant.

“Some mothers tell me that my way of treating and teaching infants

and children in these cases is cruel, cold and distant. But the real

trouble is that these mothers and others do not see their _own_ cruelty

and indifference. The cruelties and negligence these mothers practice

on their children are perfectly shocking to me. They are cruelties

which their poor children must carry with them all their lives. Let

me see if I can make my meaning clear to you. Crying, especially when

accompanied with anger, is a violent strain on the nervous system; it

also causes a physiological waste, which must be repaired by additional

food. Now this additional food tends to impair digestion, and the

impaired digestion affects circulation--the function of the heart.

Thus, the violent exertion of crying, which is nearly all brought about

by your vicious training and teaching, produces nervousness, weakness

and general ill-health. Nearly all your children one meets are affected

more or less in this manner; and children who are affected thus would

continue to be fretful for a while, no matter how favorable the

conditions would be made; yes, even if they were taken in the society

of Mars. It seems so strange to me that parents can not see these plain

facts; but, as a rule, they do not see them here, and seem to care less

about discovering them. Thus many of your parents make imbeciles of

their children and they do not know it; and if this is not cruelty and

coldness, I am sure I do not know what is.

“Allow me to inform you of one other very vicious practice in your

nursery. Long-continued superfluous paternalism and parental

assistance, like many of your parents and other adults unwisely lavish

upon offspring, even at the present age of your world, greatly and

perniciously _lengthen_ the period of infancy in an _individual_. Many

of your young men and women are, on this account, little more than

grown-up babies, having scarcely any self-reliance and originality.

Thus is the period of infancy lengthened in an individual; and such

superfluous paternalism and assistance lavished upon offspring as a

_race_ during countless ages, is, in the opinion of the Marsites, one

of the causes of the lengthened period of infancy and helplessness

which we find existing in the offspring of the different species of

organisms, as we ascend in the scale of the animal kingdom. But, as

mankind rise to a certain point of intelligence, they direct their

course of action by conscious wisdom acquired by long-continued

ancestral and personal experience, instead of following only the

thoughtless, primitive instinct.

“Thus we see that the period of infancy is continually lengthened by

a rise of intelligence up to a _certain point_, and that from this

maximum period it slowly begins to shorten, as the higher parental

wisdom and truer affections make the child constantly more self-reliant

by throwing it, under favorable conditions and at an earlier age,

more and more on its own resources and independence, by which all the

child’s faculties are harmoniously unfolded by an earlier independent

course of action. This higher and broader wisdom of the adult has, in

the course of time, greatly shortened the period of infancy on Mars.

“A Marsian child, as we have already seen, has a healthy and vigorous

pre-natal (before birth) growth, to begin with. After birth it is

never over-burdened with manual labor; inactivity, dissipation,

constraint, and paternalism never stunt the full development of body

and mind, and poverty leaves no regretful marks on its after-life,

while your children on earth, as a rule, are, on the one hand,

largely over-burdened with toilsome labor and a vicious pre-natal

existence, and, on the other hand, inactivity, dissipation, constraint,

paternalism and poverty nearly always prevent the full and harmonious

unfoldment of their faculties, and this tends to lengthen the period of

infancy and helplessness.

“There is still one other lesson, which, of all the countless bad

lessons you teach, is perhaps the worst one. I mean, of course, the

flogging of children. To begin with, under right conditions, it is

not only useless, but actually harmful in all its consequences. It

irritates both parent and child. It makes a tyrant of the stronger and

a slave of the weaker. It teaches a child to be cruel, because one who

is reared in an atmosphere of cruelty can not help being cruel himself.

This instruction dwarfs and often withers the higher feelings of

affection and amiability.

“For my part, I do not see how a parent or friend can gather around the

bedside of his sick or dying child whom he has misused. How he can,

during its dying hour, gently press these poor, tiny fingers with that

hand, which, more than once, cruelly struck it. How he can look into

those longing, wide-open, staring eyes from which he has often caused

the tears to flow. How, after such despotism, such kicks and cuffs,

he can draw nearer to those arms which are so imploringly stretched

out toward him in its agony, when the last tremor gently steals over

the voiceless lips of that suffering, dying child. How he can impress

a parting kiss on those open, pallid lips, which he has often cruelly

hushed. How he can gaze on those pale sunken cheeks that were once so

round and rosy. How he can smooth the forehead which is now covered

with cold perspiration with that same hand which not long before

outraged it with violence. How he can remove the pressure from the

heaving bosom, gasping for breath. How he can, in the last moment of

its life, embrace one whom he has treated more like a slave than like

an equal. How he can summon sufficient courage to cast the last look at

the now poor, pale, withered, lifeless handful of dust that was once

aglow with life and health. How he can repress the tears of regret and

repentance when bitter recollections of abuse, negligence, and violence

committed on that harmless, innocent, lifeless little prattler, come

crowding thick and fast into his memory.

“It may be that the earthly inhabitants can see how all these

things can easily be done; but for a Marsite they would seem almost

impossible. Here, then, a mundane being can do what would seem utterly

impossible for a Marsite to do.

“But the evil training of your youths does not end here. For example:

Nearly all your parents, teachers, preachers and other persons take the

part of a child complaining against the conduct of another child. This

is one of the most unholy lessons you can teach. Let me illustrate my

meaning more clearly. A number of children are playing outdoors. One

strikes or otherwise offends another. The offended one will begin to

bawl in order to attract the attention of the mother in the house, or

it will go to the mother to state its actual or imaginary grievances.

The mother, who, as a rule, knows very little about human nature,

immediately loses her temper and plays general havoc with the real or

supposed offender; first, by asking him a series of questions which

tend to make a liar out of the child, and secondly, by beating the

offender, which act makes a worse despot out of the mother than the

offending child was. But remember that this is not all the harmful

results brought about by your method on this point. If, during the

inquiry, the child believes it can escape further punishment by telling

a falsehood, nine times out of ten it is tempted to do so, in order to

get out of its predicament. Thus it becomes plain that the mother’s

course of action offers a premium on lying.”

“But what would you do with such an offender?” asked Rev. Dudley.

“Would you let one child pound and abuse another without interfering?

Would you let your neighbor’s child kick and beat your own?”

“Let me explain, Rev. Dudley,” said Mr. Midith. “My reply to the first

part of your interrogatory is that I would change the _conditions_

which produce such offenders. Then you ask, ‘Would you let one child

pound and otherwise abuse another child, perhaps a younger one, without

interfering?’ My reply to that is, that your very interfering made

the _one_ child a ‘pounder,’ as you call him, and the other one a

whining complainer. If your adults would not resort to ‘pounding,’ your

children would not. Your children are only imitating your example. What

a prominent part in the mind of the child the rod plays in domestic

life is demonstrated by the fact that whenever your children play

house, the child who represents the father or mother is generally

applying the switch to the others. From what I have seen, I believe

that your children are not half as cruel in many respects as your

adults are.

“If you would never give any encouragement or attention to a

complaining tattler, there would be no such tattlers and complainers.

It is the encouragement and success with which the complainer meets at

your hands which make him a complainer, and the greater his success the

more frequently he will resort to it.

“A child, in order to become the completest person, must, from the

beginning, be left free to adjust its own social affairs. All parental

and governmental interference and paternalism is a hindrance in the

process of attaining the highest social plane.

“Many of your parents also require their children to get the parent’s

permission whenever the child desires to go any place. This method of

training likewise tends to make schemers and fibbers. A child who is

desiring to go some place will, if it deems it necessary to get the

parent’s consent, fabricate most any story to gain its point. Perhaps

most of your parents now living know that from personal experience.

“Our children go when and where they please. They are capable

and experienced because they have been taught in the school of

self-reliance from infancy. We, as adults, have fitted our social

conditions so that our self-reliant child can easily grapple with any

emergency that it might meet. We keep no places below the dignity of

a child’s presence. Our children never tell fibs because we offer

no premium on a lie. We never scold nor flog them. They know this,

and do, therefore, never hesitate to say what they did and what they

want. We treat them as children that must grow in wisdom by a wider

experience. They never tattle or complain of their companion’s conduct

because we never pay any attention to their complaints. We have no

cry-babies and our children are always models of affection to all,

because they receive the kindest possible treatment and the widest

possible freedom consistent with their physical powers.

“Thus for want of a little more psychological knowledge, your people

generally make a cry-baby and an infantile tyrant out of the baby and

child, a drudge out of the mother and nurse, and slaves out of those

who are annoyed by the cries, confusion and noise made by the mother

and child. By this pernicious instruction, you are annually more than

wasting millions of days of destructive labor, which greatly lengthens

your day’s labor and detracts greatly from the happiness of all

concerned.”

“But are you not digressing from your subject?” asked Rev. Dudley.

“I understood you to say, Mr. Midith, that you were going to compare

our school with yours. You have been all this while speaking of home

training instead of school education. I should like to have you show us

some defects in our public school system. It has stood the criticisms

of generations and I believe that it is almost perfect.”

“You remember, Rev. Dudley, that I stated at the outset that any school

or system of education that does not include the home training is too

narrow and unnatural,” said Mr. Midith. “I am aware that I have so

far not spoken in particular of your _public schools_, as you call

them. I am well aware of the fact that most of your people, I may say

nearly all of them, have implicit faith in the work of your public

schools, and this pride is very likely relatively well-founded. Every

stage of intellectual culture is accompanied by a certain system of

education and training; and very likely your present public school,

with your social, industrial and sexual relations so sadly out of

tune, is as good as can acceptably be received by the masses. It, very

probably, just about fits with the other conditions and institutions

of your present age. All that any of us can do, in any world, is to

think our best thoughts and use the best means which they bring about.

Therefore, I shall, at least for the present, not attempt to deny but

that your public school system, as established in the United States, is

_relatively_ good.

“What I want to show you, if I can, is that your public school system

is by no means faultless, and that all those who are unprejudiced and

believe in progress should not feel satisfied until all its faults and

blemishes are removed, for progress consists of the process of removing

faults and errors; but before we can consciously and deliberately

remove a fault or an error, we must find it; and as you have requested

me to point out the faults and errors of your public school system, I

shall, at least in part, endeavor to comply with your request. I say

in part, for I believe that it would require too much time for us to

point out all the faults and demerits if it were measured by a Marsian

standard of right and wrong, or even if it were judged by the standard

of your own best thinkers.”

“Oh, it may be that our public schools contain a slight defect here and

there, but I can not see them, and I believe they are quite difficult

to find, too,” said Rev. Dudley.

“Let us see, then, whether we can point out a few defects.

“1. As a rule, you demand your children, little and big, formally to

attend your public schools for six hours a day. During these six hours

you demand or force them to be quiet and silent; and as a child for its

full development requires constant activity in all directions, these

demands are an infraction against the laws of youthful life and health.

“2. To create a desire for inquiry should be the chief aim in the

acquisition of an education; and the development of this desire you

greatly frustrate or positively prevent by demanding your children in

your public schools to study just such branches at just such times.

From personal experience you well know that we do not always desire to

do the same thing at the same time. No one can, therefore, prescribe an

agreeable and useful course of study for another. You as adults would,

no doubt, fiercely remonstrate against the enforcement of such an

order, yet you impose it on your children with impunity and with an air

of apparent duty.

“3. Children who have been kept quiet and silent, like you keep them in

your so-called school-rooms for a disagreeable length of time, become,

when set at liberty, rude, boisterous and noisy. That is the reason why

your school-grounds, when the pupils during recess are at play, are

such loud, rude, disgusting places. The artificially pent-up vitality

is overflowing its banks. Thus by the very method by which you intend

to make your children kind, cultivated and refined, you actually make

them cruel, uncultivated and boisterous. Now let us not forget that all

these defects lie at the very _foundation_ of your public school system

and are entirely invisible to all superficial observers.

“4. When _many_ pupils like you have in your school buildings are,

after recess, demanded to come into the school-room immediately after

the ringing of the bell, or other signal, they, for want of time and

convenience of cleaning their shoes, rush in regardless of dust and

mud. This conduct and habit make children very indifferent and careless

of personal order and cleanliness.

“5. Your public school-rooms also cause your children to grow

disorderly and indifferent for want of proper conveniences. Many of

your schools require pupils to use paper for all their written work,

but schools provide no waste baskets or other receptacles for the waste

paper. As a natural consequence the waste paper is generally dropped on

the floor. This tends to create a habit of disorder and carelessness,

just the opposite of what you endeavor to impart.

“6. Perhaps as much as three-fourths of all your studying in your

school-room and colleges is largely done for the direct object of

recitation, examination and for obtaining diplomas. The evidence in

support of this proposition is that one seldom meets a pupil in your

public schools who cares enough for the intrinsic worth of knowledge

that he will study when no lessons are assigned. A pupil who has a

desire for knowledge and studies for the pleasure the intrinsic value

of it gives, would study even better when no lessons are assigned, for

then he is free to choose his own branches. Your graduations have also

a very evil effect. They tend to impress on the graduates the idea

that they have finished their education and need, therefore, no further

inquiry. It appears very clear to me that a vast majority of your

graduates would have a much better education in their maturer years if

they had not been affected by the graduation process. Thus you see that

the assignment of lessons, examinations, graduations and diplomas all

tend to blight self-inquiry, the only highway by which one can reach

the highest and noblest attainments.

“7. Your recitation and the showing process, which, as a rule, you

recommend so highly, instill into the mind of the pupil the idea and

habit that they can do nothing without the assistance of parent and

teacher. Thus the child is gradually taught to make no personal effort

without the telling and showing processes, and the consequence is, that

it kills nearly all originality and self-reliance in the child.

“8. Your compulsory attendance, whether enforced by parents or state,

tends to make fibbers and schemers out of many pupils who desire to

be excused before school lets out, or who desire to be excused by

parent or state. It is natural that after a pupil’s mental faculties

are exhausted for the time being, it can not continue to pursue its

studies without great bodily and mental injury. Under these conditions

the child’s healthful instinct generally prompts it to cease studying,

after which it begins its ‘mischievous pranks’ as you call them. It is

a well known fact that all minds are not endowed with like power of

endurance, yet your public schools, as a rule, make no provision for

such difference of mental endurance. You compel all to attend school

for six hours daily. Thus your compulsion tends to make fibbers and

miscreants; it injures the child’s health, prevents the spontaneous

development of its faculties and sets it against learning.

“9. Probably about one-fourth of the pupils attending school are what

you call ‘bad boys’ and ‘bad girls.’ They have little or no desire to

attend school and to study the assigned lessons and branches at such

a time and for such a length of time. They greatly annoy those who do

have a taste for study, and their compulsory attendance constantly

causes an increased repugnance for the school-room and for all the work

connected with it. They become thoroughly disgusted with all learning.

Thus, instead of creating a pleasurable desire for learning, you do not

even let it sprout by giving them a little freedom and opportunity.

“10. We have seen that not all pupils have a like mental endurance.

Some are mentally exhausted before others. The mental endurance of the

same pupil also differs from day to day. Again, some delight in study

one day and dislike it the next. But your ‘school week’ consists of

five days and your ‘school day’ consists of six hours, no matter what

the other conditions are. The pupil who is through studying must remain

just as long as the one who is not. Thus you are largely obliged to

enforce attendance and order on those pupils who are not in a mood

for mental work at that time. This condition of things necessarily

causes a constant friction between teachers and pupils. It makes a

cruel, crabbed, despotic teacher and a ruthless, stubborn pupil. I

believe this to be one of the reasons why so many of your professional

teachers are so overbearing, cruel and despotic, caring so little for

the rights, freedom and welfare of others. My profession has called

me to many of your teachers’ associations, and I am sorry to say that,

as a rule, I have invariably found these assemblies composed of very

narrow-minded men and women. As a rule, they have very little idea

of freedom, equity, and the psychological principles upon which all

successful instruction must be based. They generally hoot at any truth

that does not lie within their narrow path of a little impractical

book-learning. But this is all natural and inevitable when we

understand the circumstances which produce your public school-teacher.

To begin with, the teacher must generally get his position by more or

less scheming, and when he has secured it he becomes a kind of lord

and master over his pupils. If he is a principal or superintendent,

his assistant teachers are generally more or less at his mercy. The

assistants know this and often flatter him in order to stand well

in his estimation. The less learned patrons also look upon him as a

distinguished personage. This subordination of his companions, the

absolute authority he exercises over his pupils, his real or supposed

learning, and other advantages make a kind of baron out of him, and

generally cover him more or less with ‘cheap’ vanity and ostentation.

It also makes him very intolerant, so that an assembly of principals

and superintendents who pretend to lead the intellectual world, nearly

always lack breadth and depth of learning. They often know more Greek

and Latin than they know of human nature and the phenomena of the

universe. Their narrow views seldom reach the depth of man’s psychical

nature. They are nearly always dealing with immediate superficial

results and scarcely ever think about the real, the fundamental, and

the remote. They try to get rid of an effect without touching the

cause.

“11. As the ability and aptitude of every pupil differs somewhat from

that of every other pupil, your classification must necessarily always

be more or less imperfect. A pupil that fits best in one class and

grade this week may fit best in another class next week.

“12. It is a well-known fact that a person, whether young or old,

loses interest in a book by reading or studying it over and over. The

interest is keenest when we do not know what is to follow. Yet in your

public schools, you largely compel your pupils to go through the same

books again and again until they are completely disgusted with them.

This is more machinelike than humanlike, and tends to kill interest in

original and individual inquiry.

“13. The management of your public schools is largely under the control

of politicians; and often unscrupulous, incompetent politicians,

who know very little about the psychical needs of man, and who, not

infrequently, care less for the interest and progress of the school

than they do for their re-election. We also all know that man, in

his rude beginnings and for ages after, is always blinded by zeal,

enthusiasm and patriotism. They have strewn the road of progress with

human skeletons; they have dyed the streams red with blood; they have

erected countless temples of fanaticisms; they have invented countless

instruments of torture; they have filled the land with slaves and

paupers; they have soiled the robe of Liberty with multitudinous spots

of intolerance; they have filled the mind with cruelty, bigotry and

superstition, and they have fostered monopoly and stifled equity.

“14. The financial support of your public school rests on compulsory

taxation, and is, therefore, ultimately backed by an army. It

positively prohibits direct competition by taxing all private schools

out of existence. For example: A Catholic or a Protestant, who desires

to send his child to a private or parochial school, must pay double

taxes. He is first forced by the state to pay taxes in proportion to

the ‘value of his property’ for the financial support of the public

school, and then, if he sends his children to a private or parochial

school, he must pay tuition in proportion to the number of children

sent. Thus you see that your state, on many points, is as intolerant

now as it was in the dark ages. It permits no private competition; it

recognizes no individuality on these important points.

“15. We have seen that the state allows no private competition in

school affairs. It employs its own teachers. All of us also know, if

we have ever given it a thought, that the church and state are quite

separated in _theory_, but not so much so in _practice_. The teachers

of your public school, who desire to retain their position, must

sharply and closely follow the course of study adopted directly by the

state, and indirectly by the church; and any teacher who deviates from

that course, or who attempts to improve on it, from knowledge gained

by his longer personal experience, is very liable to lose his position

and be branded a heretic and a rebel. Thus you see that thousands of

your best and most thoughtful public school teachers are prevented from

teaching their best thoughts and their noblest sentiments. Under the

head ‘How the transition from the old to the new order of things was

accomplished,’ I shall tell you more about this last great evil.

“I have here enumerated fifteen vital defects, all of which are

fundamentally opposed to the harmonious production of a just, kind,

self-reliant, complete individual. Every one of these fifteen defects

tend to make mere grown-up babies of your young ladies and gentlemen.

But let us not flatter ourselves that these fifteen defects are all,

for there are countless others even too numerous to suggest, a few

of which will suffice to illustrate my meaning. You have too much

booklearning as compared with your practical teaching. Your school-work

is nearly always too difficult for young children of their mental

capacity; it stunts the youthful mind. Your crowded school-rooms, in

which your so-called ‘bad boys’ and ‘bad girls’ are often playing

tricks, and in which some are talking and reciting, are no fit places

for study. Under these conditions, the mind can not concentrate

its powers on the subject to be studied, etc., etc. But let us now

return to the general criticisms to this broader and deeper field of

instruction.”

“But let me ask you, Mr. Midith, how would you get rid of these

defects?” asked Rev. Dudley.

“The only way you can get rid of them is to outgrow them. First, the

masses of your people have to learn that there are defects, and then

they have to learn to appreciate _truth more_ and _partyism less_. A

system of education is a growth and not a manufacture. I have given our

system of education, which does not contain any of these defects and

faults, and that is all the guidance I can offer on this point as well

as on all others. But I am not yet through criticising. I have not yet

entered the more general fields which I shall now endeavor to do.

“If the foregoing objections concerning your public schools are true,

and I believe that all well-informed, unbiased persons will admit that,

then your public schools are largely depriving your children of their

individuality and self-reliance; the same as your military discipline

largely deprived your men of their individuality and self-exertion

during the military age. Your children, by being thus deprived of their

individuality, independence and self-reliance, grow machine-like, and

work only when they are set in motion by some parent, teacher, master,

politician, clergyman, etc. Again, you largely instruct your children,

either tacitly or avowedly, that manual labor is dishonorable. Many

of your parents send their children to college until they are twenty

or more years of age to get a little booklearning through a narrow,

prescribed channel, under the influence of paternalism, which causes

your young ladies and gentlemen to be little more than grown-up

babies, without any practical experience and originality to grapple

with the phenomena of life. As a rule, you stifle all independence and

self-reliance in your child by paternalism and monopoly.

“By such a course of instruction the child learns little or no manual

labor during the whole of its ‘so-called school age.’ Physically it

lives an idle life, and mentally it learns often much more superstition

than facts. Not infrequently one can see your mothers do all, or nearly

all, the domestic drudgery, and let their grown-up daughters live an

idle life right in the same house. But how can the daughter do her

fair share of the work as long as she is taught to look upon manual

labor with contempt. In this manner you make slaves of your children,

because labor, if not learned while young, will forever be unpleasant

and disagreeable. This compels your children, then, to be either social

parasites or industrial slaves to labor. You provide no incentives

for children to labor. A portion of your children are employed almost

exclusively at physical labor, the other portion at mental.

“Your language is generally poor because your social conditions are

such that good language is almost impossible. Your handwriting, as a

rule, is very stiff, and often scarcely legible. Your ill-adjusted

commercial system makes your mathematics so complicated that few even

master the rudiments of your arithmetic.

“Your physiological lessons are, indeed, very deficient. Your selection

of food is very crude; the quantity often scanty, and the manner of

eating nearly always unnatural. Your bathing conveniences are very

poor, the time all taken up with labor and the vitality expended in

physical and mental efforts; so that few of the earth’s inhabitants

can find pleasure in personal cleanliness. One meets everywhere

thousands of persons with black and uncleaned teeth, untrimmed finger

and toe nails, uncombed hair, offensive-smelling feet and a general

odor of perspiration mingled with tobacco scent, etc. But all of these

are unavoidable concomitants of your social, industrial and sexual

conditions. Personal cleanliness pre-supposes wealth, convenience and

leisure. As long as your poverty and toil last, personal cleanliness

need not be looked for. You must remove the causes before you can

expect favorable results. A servant, whether man or woman, who is

compelled to toil for ten or fourteen hours a day for almost nothing,

and then is often not allowed to enter the parlor or sit at table,

cares little for personal cleanliness and personal charms.

“Your style of dress is probably one of your most pernicious habits.

Just think of your women’s hair all twisted and rolled so tightly that

it causes headache. Think what labor it requires, and what filth it

collects. Compare your lady’s uncomfortable hat with our lady’s plain

felt hat. Think of your lady’s high or low collar; the former almost

prevents her from turning her head, the latter subjects her to colds

and diseases. Think of her dress, petticoats and skirts, which flop

around her limbs impeding her walk; how they prevent her from passing

over a muddy road or crossing; how they sweep the sidewalks and roads

during a dry, dusty period. Think what an immense amount of labor it

requires to keep garments of such a ridiculous, inconvenient costume

clean, and then they are nearly always more or less dusty and soiled.

Compare them with our lady’s jacket and neatly made pantaloons. There

is no impediment in walking; no skirts to sweep the dust and mud; no

dress to hold up when passing over a crossing; no sails to impede her

progress when she is walking against the wind. Our ladies, as well as

gentlemen, can run, walk, cross, ride a bicycle, get through the mud,

or climb a fence and tree.

“Again, think of your woman’s tight corsets with which she fences

herself in so tightly that she can scarcely breathe. Her thorax

compressed; her lungs so crowded that she soon becomes exhausted,

when exercising, from deficient respiration. Consider the exposure of

her lower limbs, protected by scarcely anything but a few fluttering

skirts. Consider her tight high-heeled shoes with her feet covered

with corns, warts and bunions; and then think what a helpless,

dependent creature such a costume makes of your woman; how it contorts

her natural form, and how it impairs her health and physiological

function.

“Now think of your gentleman’s attire. Of his uncomfortable plug hat

into which he forces his head; of his high stiff collar; his inflexible

cuffs and shirt-front; his high-heeled boots with little room for his

toes; his roasting himself in a coat and vest on a hot day, because he

induces his female companions to think that it is not _fashionable_ to

look on shirt-sleeves.

“Do not forget to think of your little helpless children, wearing

short dresses and having their lower limbs exposed to the vicissitudes

of the weather. How they are often so dressed that they can scarcely

move about in their work and play. How their parents frequently forbid

them to play in their ‘best clothes,’ just as if the clothes are more

valuable than the children’s health; and last of all, think of the

amount of paint and powder you must use on the faces of both men and

women to hide the sickly color caused by the numerous violations of

the laws of life and health in your style of dressing and in your

other modes of living. Thousands of comparatively poor victims are,

on certain occasions, endeavoring to sprout a puny artificial rose on

their fallen cheeks and faltering lips, but such roses always wilt

before they are fairly unfolded. They lack internal vigor.

“But allow me to say again that you must not think that I ridicule

your conduct, nor that we like beauty and grace less than you do. We

believe, however, that beauty and grace can not be obtained to any

considerable extent by face powder, paint and injurious fashionable

dressing. By a longer lapse of time, our artistic taste has slowly

adjusted itself more and more in harmony with natural, healthful

appearances. We, by living as nearly as we can in tune with the

phenomena of life and health, solicit nature to develop a strong,

healthy body, a bold, vigorous mind, a graceful form, pleasant,

cheerful features, round, roseate cheeks, purple lips, bright eyes and

an elastic step.

“The robe of health, cheerfulness, and bodily and mental attainments is

a more dressy garment than any other we can wear, and we, therefore,

make every act of our life count to obtain this envied garment in the

most natural and ornamental style. For ages we believed and acted

like you are now doing, tried to obtain it by deceiving nature with

paint and injurious fashion, but, by long and patient observation and

experiment, and by millions of wrecked constitutions and premature

deaths, we, at last, learned that our expectation of deceiving nature

was completely futile. This beautiful, costly robe of nature which

adorns the body from within outward can be purchased only at the store

of Truth, for every violation of truth taints its beauty.”

“Mr. Midith, you have not yet told us anything about your particular

sports and amusements,” said Viola. “You have so much time to spend

in that way that you ought to be almost perfect in all sports and

amusements.”

“Well,” said Mr. Midith, “if you desire me to tell you something about

them, I shall give you a brief review of _some_ of them; I say _some_

because they are so numerous and complex and varied that I can only

touch upon a few of the simplest ones.

“But before we proceed let us take into consideration that the nature

and kind of man’s sports and amusements vary in different persons; also

with age, sex, state of health and mental and physical culture and

development.

“For example, you notice here on earth that one person delights in

playing cards; another in playing ball; another in singing; another in

traveling; another in fishing, etc.

“The little child finds amusement in the tin rattle; the boy in marbles

and ball; the little girl in the doll; the robust person in vigorous

exercise; the invalid in rest and quiet; the savage in scalping and

other torture; the cultured in promoting his own happiness by promoting

the happiness of others.

“The moans and cries of the dying victim are highly amusing to the

ear of the savage who burns him at the stake; but to the ear of the

more civilized person, they are so shocking that he would faint at the

sound of them. Only a comparatively few years ago your most refined

men and women of the Roman empire looked with delight and amusement

on the gladiatorial combats which reddened the arena of the spacious

amphitheatre with human blood. To-day, even to _your_ most refined men

and women, the same sights and sports would be perfectly horrifying.

They could not be hired to witness them. I notice that your civilized

American boys still delight in dog-fights and flinging stones at your

innocent little song-birds as they are singing their sweet songs. The

Marsian boy would think that horrible. By long, kind treatment our

song birds have all become even much tamer than your domestic animals;

they have nothing to fear from the human hand. I notice still further

that many of your so-called civilized Americans still delight in

prizefights, bull-fights, sportive hunting and fishing, horseracing,

etc. All of these sights would be almost as shocking to a Marsite as a

gladiatorial combat would be to a highly-refined and keenly-considerate

lady of your present time.

“By the foregoing, then, we see that each stage of intellectual culture

has its peculiar sports and amusements. What is delightful amusement to

one is dreadful horror to another. Hence as Mars is much in advance of

the earth, our sports and amusements must be much in advance of yours,

must be in harmony with our feelings and institutions.

“There is one other point of which I must remind you before you can

clearly understand me on the subject of sports and amusements; and

that point is, that nearly all _your labor_ is very disagreeable and

toilsome, while our _labor_ itself, as you have seen, is little less

than sport and amusement. From this you see that our whole life, as

measured by our standard of sportive taste, is little else than a

series of continuous sports and games of amusements. Let us now look at

a few of them, beginning with the private apartments of the big-house.

“In the private apartment, when alone, we read, write, study, paint,

draw, study music, listen to phonographic books, and do countless other

things for amusement, of which I can not tell you now, for you are

not familiar with them, because they do not yet exist on earth. After

all this, we often desire the company of a little child only. If so,

we invite one. Children are nearly always fond of such invitations,

because when an adult desires the company of a child in that way,

he will always amuse and delightfully instruct it. When we desire

the private company of adults, either man or woman, we invite some

agreeable companion or companions who are willing to become our private

guests. In company with these we study, sing, paint, converse, laugh

and joke, tell our experience, play all kinds of appropriate games, and

do all such other things as we find mutually agreeable and pleasant.

“For amusement, in the public parts of the big-house, we visit and

amuse ourselves in the different parlors, eat in the restaurant, sport

with the children and babies in the nurseries, attend grand operas,

lectures, scientific demonstrations, promenade and cycle in the large

exercise hall, listen to charming concerts, and play countless games,

for which both ladies and gentlemen are attired in appropriate,

convenient costumes.

“Our outdoor sports and amusements are so numerous, varied and complex

that I can tell you only a few of them, for, in a world like that

of the earth, where the vast masses are compelled to expend nearly

all their vitality for the mere acquisition of their scanty material

subsistence, refined and complex sports and amusements can not well

be understood, nor can they have a conspicuous place in man’s daily

activity under such conditions.

“Our simplest outdoor exercise for amusement is walking, either alone

or in company with a companion or companions. On a fine day or evening

our granite walks are usually dotted with men, women and children

walking for amusement. We take these outdoor promenades most any place.

In the garden we stroll to admire the endless variety of flowers, the

luxuriant vegetation, which is everywhere cultivated with the greatest

success and perfection. From the garden, perhaps, we rove to the

orchard, among the laden fruit trees, bearing the delicious fruit on

their boughs and having the green, closely-cut lawn beneath. Sometimes

our sportive walks extend from community to community, admiring all

the rich, varied and diversified things we meet, for the Marsites have

long discovered that variety of color, form, etc., is pleasing to the

sight. In every community we find a large variety of new forms and

arrangements in the park, in the conservatory (or green-house), in the

gardens, in the orchards, on the walks, and, in fact, everywhere. In

the winter we take our leisure walks in the grand conservatory, which

extends from one community to the other, and in which the flowers,

plants, fruit and trees are growing as luxuriantly as they do in a

tropical climate, even when the snow is a foot deep on the outside.

Every step, as we go forward from community to community, presents new

scenes in colors and forms. Thus a number of companions often go from

community to community, stopping for rest or for night whenever they

get tired. You see, we can stop as cheap at any ‘big-house’ as we can

at our own. During these walking expeditions our baggage always follows

us on the motor cars.

“From what I have just said you must not infer that we always or

even _generally_ find the greatest amusement in walking instead of

riding. Our granite boulevards are nearly always lined with vehicles,

bicycles, electric carriages, etc.; some of these carriages are so

delicate that they carry only one person, while others carry from two

to forty persons. On these various vehicles, excursion parties travel

for long distances. If we want to go faster we go on the motor; if

still faster, we take our fast trains, which have on board all the

comforts and conveniences that the mechanical genius of man has been

able to apply and utilize.

“I must not here forget to tell you about the sports and amusements

we have in our splendid parks. Here men, women and children sport and

amuse themselves in countless ways. Some are sitting in the shade on

our commodious park settees; some are admiring flowers and plants; some

promenade; some study; some play. Numerous grounds for the playing of

different games are permanently laid out in these parks, and skillful

players, men and women, dressed in fine costumes for the occasion, are

engaged in playing these games. Besides these grounds for particular

games, a countless variety of machinery and apparatus for sportive

plays and amusements are always found on our green, odoriferous

parks; and during our pleasure excursions as we go from community to

community, we continually meet a still greater variety of playgrounds,

apparatus and amusements.

“Nearly every person also annually visits a number of Fanos and the

indescribable Modano, the capitol of Mars. In these magnificent

structures, of which I have told you, is a never-ceasing exhibit of

all the Marsian artistic, scientific and industrial labors, both

ancient and modern. It is a perpetual ‘World’s Fair,’ always ready to

accommodate every visitor in the grandest style. It is not like your

‘World’s Fair,’ the buildings of which are temporarily constructed,

and which are in session only a few months, and during that time the

crowd is so large, the resting conveniences so few and poor that a

spectator soon becomes too fatigued to enjoy the sights; but we must

not forget here that the Marsian conveniences at the Modano were once

no better, and, probably, your posterity will even do better than we

are doing at present on Mars.

“Then we have our _natural_ scenery to visit. Our extensive natural

parks in the mountainous region of Mars. These natural parks are alive

with docile birds and beasts; they contain mountains and valleys,

streams and fountains, rugged cliffs and beautiful clear lakes,

volcanoes and snow-capped mountain peaks; to the tops of some of these

mountain peaks we have built motor-lines, so that, in a few minutes, we

can ascend to the world of perpetual snow and ice.”

“But do you not sometimes during your visits to the mountain peaks get

snowbound?” asked Mrs. Uwins.

“Oh, no,” said Air. Midith with a smile. “We never get snowbound. All

our granite walks, boulevards, motor-lines and railroads never have any

snow and ice on them. They are all so made that the granite floor can

be heated by electric currents, so that the snow and ice, which, during

a snowstorm, falls and drifts onto it, is immediately melted. This is

the way we keep our walks and roads open on Mars. It is a convenient

and effective way of shoveling snow.

“From the foregoing hints and suggestions, you can readily see that

the greater portion of our time is taken for sports and amusements,

and that we find them everywhere, from the private apartment to the

colossal Modano and the lofty snow-capped mountain.”

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