A PRIZE AND A JOHN BULL.
BUTLER. Footman, why art so happy? Art going to be married?
FOOTMAN. No, meester.
B. Then thou art married already, and art going to be divorced?
F. No, meester.
B. What then?
F. I've drawn a _prize_.
--OLD PLAY.
I was awakened about daylight by a tramping on deck, and presently Tony
Trybrace's shrill boatswain's whistle pealed out, followed almost
immediately by his merry voice with:
"Tumble up! tumble up, you lubbers, if you care for prize-money!"
Every one heard what he said, and every one was on deck in a twinkling.
The morning was just dawning, and, far off, set against the just
brightening sky, a sail was visible. I was rather provoked at having
been summoned up from my nap, because the vessel was a good five miles
off, and, if it was to be a stern chase, a long time would elapse before
we could bring her to. Nevertheless, as I was on deck, and as my watch
would be on hand in an hour, I thought I might as well stay up and see
the thing out.
The men were all stationed, as if for battle, as was the custom of the
captain on the slightest provocation. This was certainly the safest and
wisest plan, but sailors seldom lose a chance for grumbling. Our little
captain himself, however, if he brought the men up to the mark, never
failed to toe it himself. There he was now, pacing the poop in his
merriest mood. He was always familiar with us, and now he had a smart
word for everybody.
"Take a peep through my telescope and tell me what you think of her,
Barney."
This was addressed to me, and as there was quite a compliment in the
request, I was not slow to comply. I sighted the strange craft well and
examined every inch of her as well as the imperfect light would permit.
"Well, well, well," said the captain, impatiently. "What do you make of
her?"
"She's a British brig," I replied. "She was built in London. Her name is
the Boomerang. Her captain's name is George Willis, and she's very
probably loaded with rum and sugar from Jamaica."
The captain was astounded.
"Are you crazy?" he ejaculated.
"I sincerely hope not, captain," was my smiling reply.
"How do you know what you say to be true?"
"Because I made a six months' cruise in that brig, captain, and I know
every spar and ratlin of her from the mizzen-peak to the for'ard
spankers."
"Well, if that is so, you certainly are the Son of a Sea-Cook all over
and a sailor worth promoting," said Captain Joker, laughing as he spoke.
"Clap on more sail!" he bawled. "Let out the r'yals to the full! Loosen
the jib-sheets! I'll catch the stranger if I have to scrape the sky in
doing it."
We sprung into the shrouds, and his orders were promptly executed. The
gale, which had been stiff before, also blew stronger, and we bounded
from crest to crest like a sea-bird under the influence of the fresh
canvas. But when the sun arose we were still three miles from the
stranger, who evidently had a suspicion of our character and was
cracking on all sail for escape. But we now let out our skysails and
came down on her rapidly. Our masts fairly groaned under the added
impulse. We actually seemed lifted from billow to billow, rather than to
plow through them.
At eight bells we were a mile and a half from the flying ship and fired
a shot from our swivel to bring her to. We saw the shot dance off and
kick up the spray right under her bows, but she ran up the Union Jack of
England and kept on her way. Another shot from our bow-gun had no better
effect. We, however, kept on our way, until within a mile, when we let
fly again with the swivel, this time striking the vessel in the stern,
and sending up a shower of splinters. We thought this would bring her
to. But, she was plucky, and seemed determined to show fight. Scarcely
had the boom of our Long Tom died away before a column of smoke shot out
from the stern of the merchantman, and, before we could fairly make up
our minds as to what was going to happen, the end of our bowsprit was
knocked off like a pipe-stem, as well as a big splinter gouged out of
our mainmast by a thirty-two pound shot.
"She's determined not to be taken alive," said Tony Trybrace.
"We'll see about that!" exclaimed our little captain; "just let _me_
have a shy at her with that bow gun!"
With that he jumped down from his station on the poop, sighted the
bow-gun carefully, and, just as we rose majestically on the summit of a
huge wave, let her off. The ball danced over the crests with a charming
ricochet, and we saw it strike the stranger fair and broad in the
mizzenmast, which instantly went by the board, trailing a tangled maze
of rigging and canvas into the sea.
"I thought she'd think better of it, after a little while," exclaimed
the captain, triumphantly, as we saw the ensign of the stranger lowered
in token of surrender, and, at the same time, she hove to. We came on
with a rush, and hauled to close under her bows.
"What ship is that?" bawled Captain Joker through his trumpet.
"The brig, Boomerang, of London," was the reply.
"What are you loaded with?"
"Rum and sugar."
"Just stand where you are, and consider yourself a prize. You were
right, you Son-of-a-Sea-Cook," added the captain, turning to me. "I'll
promote you as soon as I get a chance."
A boat was immediately lowered, placed in command of Pat Pickle, the
second mate, and in her a dozen sailors, I among them, pulled for the
prize. We boarded her, and she came up to our largest expectations. I
here had the satisfaction of renewing my acquaintance with my old
skipper, Captain Willis, as well as with some of the crew. They all
expressed their regret at seeing me in the character of a privateersman,
at which I was not at all put out, but recommended them to merciful
treatment, and succeeded in enlisting three of the crew, who were
Canadians, for a cruise on the Queer Fish.
There was an Englishman on board the Boomerang, who was a passenger, but
as he admitted that he was a consul to the South-American port of Rio de
Janeiro, we made a prisoner of him in short order. This worthy will bear
a brief description. He was one of the most genuine examples of the John
Bull cockney genus it had ever been my fortune to fall in with. Rather
short--about five feet and a half, I should judge--he weighed fully two
hundred pounds, was dressed in the genuine London plaid trowsers, gaiter
shoes and bell-crown hat of the time. His features were red and coarse,
and his hair as red as fire. His name was Mr. Adolphus de Courcy. His
indignation at learning that he was a prisoner was extreme, but, as the
second mate didn't look as if he could bear much bullying, the dignitary
reserved his spleen for the captain's ears.
Well, after we had supplied the Queer Fish with all the rum she would be
likely to consume in the next six months, we put a prize crew on board
the Boomerang, and started her for home, leaving her captain and crew on
board. We brought off Mr. Adolphus de Courcy, determining to keep him
until we should fall in with some American cruiser to whose safe-keeping
we could transfer him. It took several hours to complete all these
arrangements, but they were completed at last, and we rowed back to the
Queer Fish, leaving the prize crew behind us, and, shortly afterward,
the two vessels parted company.
As soon as we were on our own deck once more, Mr. Adolphus de Courcy
strode up to our little captain with a majestic air.
"'Ave I the honor to haddress the captain of this piratical craft?" he
asked in a most grandiloquent way.
"My name is Captain Joker, and this ship, which I have the honor and
good fortune to command, is the Queer Fish, a regular letter-of-marque,
commissioned by the United States Government."
"Wery vell, all I 'ave to say is, as 'ow I consider this transaction a
wery houtrageous haffair; and I demand hinstant release from your
villainous ship."
By this time the Boomerang was a mile or two away, and I saw a merry
gleam in the little eyes of Captain Joker, which was premonitory of some
fun.
"How can I release you now, sir?" said he, with an air of some concern.
"No matter 'ow, sir, I demand hinstant release from this willainous
wessel," exclaimed the cockney, thinking that he had succeeded in
browbeating the captain, and that he should now have it all his own way.
"I understand you to mean what you say?" asked the captain.
"Hexactly!" was the lofty reply. "I demand a hinstantaneous deliverance
from this wile captivity! I demand it as a peaceable citizen of hold
Hingland, whose broad hægis is powerful alike hon the land hand hon the
briny deep."
"All right, sir, you shall have your wish: only be careful that you do
not change your mind, as it will be of no use. Trybrace!" added Captain
Joker, singing out to the boatswain: "have that ar little gig
provisioned for two days, put in this little man's luggage, then put
_him_ in, and cut him loose. He wants to leave the Queer Fish."
"Ay, ay, sir," sung out Tony, cheery as a cricket; and he immediately
set about giving the necessary directions.
"I wish you a good-morning, sir," and, with this Captain Joker bowed
courteously to the cockney, and retired to the precincts.
Mr. Adolphus de Courcy appeared at first unable to comprehend what was
to be done with him; but, when the truth dawned that he really was to be
turned adrift, he seemed perfectly stunned.
"Vill you 'ave the kindness to hexplain this 'ere little harrangement?"
he said, going up to Tony, who was busily superintending the outfit of
the little boat.
"Ain't got no time, sir. The captain's orders were positive, and he
ain't in the habit of repeating them. Clew up that gearing at the bows,
you lubbers. And caulk up that 'ere seam in the labbard side. Do you
suppose the gentleman wants ter go to Davy Jones's Locker afore he gits
well started on his way? Put in the water and the sea-biscuit. Now for
the gentleman's luggage. All right! Lower her!"
The arrangements were all completed, and the little craft was lowered
from the davits over the stern. She was so small, and her cargo was so
great, that she settled down almost to the gunwales, and it was
questionable how long she would float after the bulky form of the
cockney should have occupied the small amount of room left vacant for
him at the stern.
We all preserved a solemn silence. The wretched Englander kept
flattering himself that it was a good joke until the final preparations
left no room for a doubt.
"All ready, sir," said Tony, touching his hat respectfully. "Will yer
Honor be pleased to step inter yer Honor's craft?"
"Ha! ha! a wery good joke hindeed!" exclaimed the cockney, with a forced
laugh. "A wery good joke! 'Ave you got out a patent for it? I should
like to 'ave it, to hintroduce into hold Hingland."
"It's no joke at all, yer Honor," said Tony, as sober as a judge. "Will
yer Honor condescend to make haste? We cain't stand in the middle of the
ocean in this way, while there's so much prize-money lyin' about loose."
"My wery good friend," said De Courcy, taking the boatswain
affectionately by the hand, "'ave you the serious intention of perwiding
a fellow 'uman being with such han houtfit, and consigning him to the
mercy of the wast and 'eaving hocean?"
"Them's the orders, sir."
"I then demand to see the captain of this willainous craft
hinstantaneously."
"All right, sir. Dicky Drake, jist tell the skipper as how the gentleman
wants to bid him good-by."
The message was sent, and Captain Joker made his appearance almost
immediately. His face was beaming with cordial farewells as he advanced
with outstretched hand toward the dumfounded De Courcy.
"Good-by! good-by, my dear fellow, and a prosperous voyage!" he
exclaimed, shaking him warmly by the hand.
"Captain, I vant to know as 'ow--"
"No thanks! no thanks! my dear sir: I make you a present of the boat.
There, there, good-by!" and the captain, in the zeal of his farewell,
almost thrust the poor fellow over the bulwarks.
"But," persisted the latter, "I vant to know as 'ow--"
"I tell you I will not hear any thanks at all! There, there, farewell!"
The crew now crowded forward, with similar well-wishes, and the
unfortunate cockney was fairly hustled over the ship's side into the
frail gig, which was almost swamped by his weight.
"There are the oars, sir," sung out the captain. "I hope you will find
them easy to your hands. Farewell! _Bon voyage!_ Cut her loose, lads!"
The order was executed at once, and the boat, with its occupant, drifted
off. At the same moment we let out our main sheet and continued on our
course. We looked back over the stern, and saw the little boat going up
and down, in and out of the troughs of the great swells, with its
occupant sitting in the stern, looking the very picture of despair.
You needn't suppose that Captain Joker was cruel enough to leave the
cockney in this predicament. He merely wanted to learn him a lesson in
good manners. And, just as the gig and its occupant were almost cut of
sight, we rounded to and bore down for her, tacking against the strong
breeze. To show you the captain's kindness of heart, just as we were
preparing to round to, a sail was signaled on our starboard bow. Ten
chances to one it was another prize, and the temptations to keep on our
course were exceedingly strong in us all, especially in the skipper, who
was as fond of prize-money as any man I ever saw. Nevertheless, he
ordered us to round to and bear up for the gig. The mean old dog of a
first mate undertook to argue him into leaving the Englishman to his
fate, when he was met with a stern rebuke.
"Mr. Saunders," (that was the name of the first mate) said he, "if you
have nothing but such heartless cruelty to urge, I will beg you to defer
your suggestions to a more fitting occasion. I am compelled to say, sir,
that your heartlessness-not to say avarice--is astonishing, sir,
astonishing!"
But the merry captain could not remain long in a bad humor, even with
such a flinty-minded old Sawney as Saunders. When we had got pretty
close to the gig, the forlorn, disconsolate aspect of Adolphus de Courcy
was too much for a mirth loving nature to endure with solemnity, and
Joker burst into laughter, as did the entire ship's company, who were
all congregated forward, looking over the bows.
At a look from the captain, Tony Trybrace sung out:
"Would your Honor like to come aboard?"
A motion of the Britisher's head signified his assent to the
proposition, and, with great difficulty, owing to the roughness of the
running sea, we grappled the boat, and hoisted the entire compoodle, bag
and baggage, to the deck of the Queer Fish.
The cockney had long ago resigned himself to despair, and when he found
himself safe and dry at last, the revulsion was too great, and he burst
into tears.
Captain Joker went up and took him by the hand, kindly.
"My dear fellow," said he, "I had no intention of cutting you adrift
more than temporarily. It seemed to me that the tone which you assumed
to me, on board my ship, was so very extraordinary for a prisoner to
address his captor with, that a little lesson of this kind would not be
bestowed in vain. Trust me, my dear sir, if I have caused you any pain,
you compelled me to do so, and I'm sorry for it. As long as you remain
upon my ship, pray consider my cabin your own. I would treat you as a
guest rather than as a prisoner. Pray dine with me to-day. And dinner is
almost on the table."
This magnanimity almost crushed the poor prisoner. He dried his tears,
and said in a much manlier voice than heretofore, as he grasped the hand
of his generous foe:
"Captain, you 'ave the goodness to treat me like ha gentleman. This 'ere
is returning good for evil vith a wengeance, hand I beg to hacknowledge
that I ham halmost crushed by your noble hand belated sentiments."
With that, they went down into the cabin together, and, from the way we
heard the corks popping, they must have had a jolly time.
The lesson was not lost upon the cockney. His tone to everybody was
thereafter greatly improved. He remained for some time with us, and,
though we were frequently amused at his vanity and his antipathy to the
letter H, we found him, in the main, a pretty good fellow.