CHAPTER XIX.

OUR GREAT WATERWAYS

Importance of Rivers to Commerce a Generation Ago--The Ideal River

Man--The Great Mississippi River and Its Importance to Our Native

Land--The Treacherous Missouri--A First Mate Who Found a Cook's Disguise

Very Convenient--How a Second Mate Got Over the Inconvenience of

Temporary Financial Embarrassment.

During the last quarter of the century in which we write the figures "1"

and "8" in every date line, the steam railroad has, to a very large

extent, put out of joint the nose of the steamboat, just as, at the

present time, we are threatened with so complete a revolution in travel

and motive power as to warrant a prediction that, long before another

quarter of a century has passed, electricity will take the place of

steam almost entirely. But even if this is so, old acquaintance should

not be forgot, and every citizen of the United States should feel that

the prosperity of the country is due, in very large measure, to the

country's magnificent waterways, and to the enterprise of the men who

equipped river fleets and operated them, with varying degrees of profit.

The true river man is not so conspicuous as he was in the days when St.

Louis, Cincinnati, Memphis and other important railroad centers of

to-day were exclusively river towns. The river man was a king in those

days. The captain walked the streets with as much dignity as he walked

his own deck, and he was pointed to by landsmen as a person of dignity

and repute. The mate was a great man in the estimation of all who knew

him, and of a good many who did not know him. Ruling his crew with a rod

of iron, and accustomed to be obeyed with considerable and commendable

promptness, he adopted a tone of voice in general conversation

considerably louder than the average, and every one acquired a habit of

making way for him.

The levee in a river town, before the railroads came snorting and

puffing across country and interfering with the monopoly so long enjoyed

by the steamboat, was a scene of continuous turmoil and activity.

Sometimes, now, one sees on a levee a great deal of hurrying and noise.

But the busiest scenes of to-day sink into insignificance compared with

those which are rapidly becoming little more than an indistinct memory.

The immense cargoes of freight of every description would be ranged

along the river front, and little flags could be seen in every

direction.

These flags were not, perhaps, exactly evidence of the activity of the

schoolmaster, or of the prevalence of superior education. They were,

rather, reminders of the fact that a great majority of the rank and file

of river workers could read little, and write less. To tell a colored

roustabout twenty or thirty years ago to fetch a certain cargo, labeled

with the name of a particular boat or consignee, would have been to draw

from the individual addressed a genuine old-time plantation grin, with

some caustic observation about lack of school facilities in the days

when the roustabout ought to have been studying the "three Rs," but was

not. It was, however, comparatively easy to locate a cargo by means of a

flag, and identification seldom failed, as the flags could be varied in

color, shape and size, so as to provide distinction as well as

difference.

Those who remember the busy levee scene, with the flag adornment

referred to, will agree that there was something picturesque as well as

noisy about the old river days, and will be inclined to regret, and

almost deplore, the fact that things are not, from a river man's

standpoint, what they were.

In no country in the world has railroad building been carried on with so

much enterprise as in our native land. Prior to the enormous expenditure

on track building and railroad equipment, advantage had to be taken of

the extraordinary opportunities for navigation and transportation

afforded by the great waterways of the country. As railroads were

naturally built in the East before the West, the value of our Middle and

Western waterways is naturally best understood by the average reader,

because they continued to play an indispensable part in the transaction

of business of every character until quite a recent period.

The Eastern rivers are less magnificent in extent and volume than those

of the West, though many of them are picturesque and attractive in the

extreme. The Hudson has often been spoken of as the "Thames of America,"

not because there is any resemblance between the length of the two

rivers upon which are situated the two greatest cities of modern times.

The simile is the result rather of the immense number of costly family

residences and summer resorts built along the banks of both rivers.

In another chapter we say something of a trip down the picturesque

Hudson, whose banks are lined with historic landmarks and points of

pressing interest. We give an illustration of a pleasure boat on the

Hudson, which reminds one of many delightful river trips taken at

various periods, and also of the events of national importance which

centered around the river that is crowded, year after year, with

pleasure-seekers from the overcrowded metropolis at its mouth.

The Mississippi River is the largest and grandest in North America. A

few miles above St. Louis it is joined by the Missouri River, and if the

distance from the source of the latter to the Gulf of Mexico be

calculated, the longest river in the world is found. At a considerable

distance from the source of the Father of Waters are the Falls of St.

Anthony, discovered more than two hundred years ago by enterprising

pioneers, who thought they had discovered the headwaters of the great

river. The scenery of the river at the falls and beyond them is very

attractive, and in many cases so beautiful as to be beyond verbal

description. In many other parts of the river the scenery is grand,

though occasionally there are long stretches of flat country which are

inclined to become monotonous and barren of poetic thought.

Of the entire river, Mr. L. U. Reavis writes enthusiastically:

"The more we consider the subject," says this author, "the more we are

compelled to admit that the Mississippi is a wonderful river, and that

no man can compute its importance to the American people. What the Nile

is to Egypt, what the great Euphrates was to ancient Assyria, what the

Danube is to Europe, what the Ganges is to India, what the Amazon is to

Brazil--all this, and even more than this, the Mississippi River is to

the North American Continent. In an earlier age men would have worshiped

the Mississippi, but in this age we can do better, we can improve it. To

this all our efforts should be directed, and we should continually bear

in mind that no other improvement, ancient or modern, relating to the

interests of commerce has ever commanded the attention of men equal in

importance to that of the Mississippi River, so as to control its waters

and afford ample and free navigation from St. Paul to the Gulf of

Mexico."

During the last few years, the agitation in favor of river improvement

has assumed very definite shape, and from time to time large

appropriations have been made by Congress for the purpose of keeping the

river navigable at all periods of the year. As long ago as 1873, the

Chairman of the Senate Committee on Transportation Routes censured the

Government for neglecting to thoroughly improve the big rivers. A

quarter of a century has nearly elapsed since then, and, in the opinion

of many competent river men, there is still room for much improvement,

not only in the river, but in the method of arrangements for designing

and carrying out the improvements.

The Missouri River, the great tributary to the Mississippi, has often

been described as one of the most treacherous and aggressive rivers in

the universe. It seems to be actuated by a spirit of unrest and a desire

for change, so much so that the center of the river bed frequently moves

to the right or left so rapidly as to wipe out of existence prosperous

farms and homes. Sometimes this erratic procedure threatens the very

existence of cities and bridges, and tens of thousands of dollars have

been spent from time to time in day and night work to check the

aggression of the stream and to compel it to confine itself to its

proper limits.

The Mississippi proper brings down from the lakes to its junction with

the Missouri River clear water, in which the reflection is so vivid,

that the verdure on the banks gives it quite a green appearance. The

Missouri, on the other hand, is muddy and turbulent, bringing with it

even at low water a large quantity of sand and sediment. At high water

it brings with it trees and anything else that happens to come within

its reach, but at all periods of the year its water is more or less

muddy. At the junction of the two rivers the difference in color of the

water is very apparent, and, strange to say, there is not a complete

intermingling until several miles have been covered by the current.

Under ordinary conditions, the western portion of the current is very

much darker in shade than the eastern, even twenty miles from what is

generally spoken of as the mouth of the Missouri.

The Muddy Missouri rises in the Rocky Mountains. It is really formed by

the junction of three rivers--the Jefferson, the Gallatin and the

Madison. By a strange incongruity, the headwaters of the Missouri are

within a mile of those of the Columbia, although the two rivers run in

opposite directions, the Columbia entering the Pacific Ocean and the

Missouri finding an inlet to the Gulf of Mexico via the Mississippi. At

a distance of 441 miles from the extreme point of the navigation of the

head branches of the Missouri, are what are denominated as the "Gates of

the Rocky Mountains," which present an exceedingly grand and picturesque

appearance. For a distance of about six miles the rocks rise

perpendicularly from the margin of the river to the height of 1,200

feet. The river itself is compressed to the breadth of 150 yards, and

for the first three miles there is but one spot, and that only of a few

yards, on which a man can stand between the water and the perpendicular

ascent of the mountain.

At a distance of 110 miles below this point, and 551 miles from the

source, are the "Great Falls," nearly 2,600 miles from the egress of the

Missouri into the Mississippi River. At this place the river descends by

a succession of rapids, and falls a distance of 351 feet in sixteen and

one-half miles. The lower and greater fall has a perpendicular pitch of

98 feet, the second of 19, the third of 47 and the fourth of 26 feet.

Between and below these falls there are continuous rapids of from 3 to

18 feet descent. The falls, next to those of Niagara, are the grandest

on the continent.

Below the "Great Falls" there is no substantial obstruction to

navigation, except that during the midsummer and fall months, after the

July rise, there is frequently insufficient water for steamboating. This

results from the fact that, although the Missouri River drains a large

area of country and receives many tributaries, some of which are

navigable for many hundreds of miles, it passes for a great portion of

its course through a dry and open country, where the process of

evaporation is very rapid. The channel is rendered intricate by the

great number of islands and sandbars, and in many cases it is made

exceptionally hazardous by reason of countless snags.

Volumes have been written concerning the adventures of pioneers and gold

hunters, who went up the Missouri in advance of railroads and even

civilization, in order to trade with the Indians or to search for yellow

metal in the great hills in the unexplored country, where so much in the

way of easily acquired wealth is looked for. Some of the wealthiest men

in the West to-day have a vivid recollection of the dangers they

encountered on the voyage up this river, and of the enemies they had to

either meet or avoid. Sometimes hostile Indians would attack a boat

amid-stream from both sides of the river, and when an attempt was made

to bring gold or costly merchandise down the river, daring attacks were

often made by white robbers, whose ferocity and murderous designs were

quite as conspicuous as those of the aboriginal tribes. Many a murder

was committed, and the seeds were sown for countless mysteries and

unexplained disappearances.

The Ohio River is another of the great tributaries of the Mississippi.

In years gone by the importance of this waterway was enormous. The

Mississippi itself runs through Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Iowa,

Missouri, Arkansas, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi and Louisiana. The

Ohio taps and drains a much older country than many of these States, and

hence its importance in the days when Cincinnati was the great gateway

of the West and a manufacturing city of first importance.

The Ohio is a great river for more than a thousand miles, and connects

Pittsburg with Cairo, running through such important towns as Louisville

and Cincinnati. On this river some of the most interesting events in

river history have been enacted in the past. Many a tragedy and many a

comedy are included in its annals, and even to-day, although paralleled,

crossed and recrossed by railroads, it is a most important highway of

commerce.

The Tennessee River is a tributary of the Ohio, which it enters so near

the Mississippi as to have a very close connection with that great

river. Entering the Ohio at Paducah, Kentucky, the Tennessee is one of

the largest and most important rivers east of the Mississippi. It is

formed by the union of two rivers which rise in the Allegheny Mountains

and unite at Kingston, Tennessee. The river then runs southwest through

Alabama, and turning northward, passes through portions of Tennessee and

Kentucky. In length the Tennessee exceeds 1,200 miles, and, with the

exception of very dangerous places here and there, it is strictly a

navigable river.

Running as it does, through a country not yet thoroughly supplied with

railroad accommodation, the Tennessee forms an important connection

between a number of small shipping points, which would otherwise be cut

off from commercial intercourse with large centers. Hence the

transportation facilities are good, and in many respects remind one of

old days when river traffic was general. Boats run almost all the year

around up this river as far as Alabama points, and not only is a large

and lucrative freight business transacted, but pleasure and

health-seekers are also carried in large numbers.

Everything was not prosaic in river life in the old days. All of us have

heard of the great races on the Mississippi River between magnificent

steamers, and of the excitement on deck as first one and then the other

gained a slight advantage. Stories, more or less reliable, have been

told again and again of the immense sums of money made and lost by

speculators who backed their own boats against all comers. Tricks and

jokes also prevailed and continue up to the present time. The passenger

on a Tennessee River boat is almost sure to be told how a very popular

first mate escaped arrest by disguising himself as a cook. The story is

amusing enough to bear repetition, and bereft of corroborative detail,

evidently designed to lend artistic verisimilitude to the narrative, it

is as follows:

The boat was detained at a landing at a small Kentucky town where the

laws against gambling were supposed to be very strict. Some of the

officers of the boat were determined to kill time by staking a few

dollars at poker, faro or something worse, and inquiries were made in

consequence as to where a game could be found. These resulted

satisfactorily from the gamblers' standpoint, and the crowd took

themselves to the appointed spot, taking with them the very stout,

good-natured, but not very speculative first mate. The game was played

in a small room at the rear of an almost equally small restaurant.

Everything went well for awhile, and those who were winning thought they

had everything the heart could possibly desire. All at once one of the

colored help came rushing in with a notification that the place was

being raided.

It was a case of every man for himself. As is usual in cases of this

kind, one or two got under the table, where of course they were promptly

found and arrested. Two others jumped out of the window, into the arms

of two deputies, who were standing there to receive them. The mate,

caught for the first time in his life in a gambling resort, thought of a

very good plan of escape. Snatching up his hat and coat he walked into

the kitchen, where he found a good-natured colored lady hard at work

stirring batter in anticipation of some table luxury for a coming meal.

With admirable presence of mind the mate picked up an apron, tied it

around him and telling "mammy" to take a few minutes' rest as she was

evidently overtired, he seized her wooden spoon and went on stirring the

batter as though he had never done anything else in his life.

In the meantime every other member of the party had been caught and

taken to the little frame building which answered the purpose of jail

and police-court combined. Various conjectures were exchanged as to the

fate of the mate, whose ignorance of the events incidental to gambling

raids was expected to prove very inconvenient to him in a variety of

ways. All anxiety on this score was, however, thrown away. The old man

acted his part so well that when the raiders saw him laboriously at work

with the wooden spoon they concluded that he was a member of the

establishment. In consequence of this they let him alone, and when the

raid was over he replaced his hat and coat, with the indifference and

nonchalance of an experienced actor, and went quietly back to the boat.

Here he informed friends of the incarcerated individuals of the fix they

were in, and advised them to go to their release, preferring himself to

keep as far as possible from the representatives of the law. Liberty was

obtained by the payment of considerable sums in the way of fines and

costs, and although the event took place some years ago, the way in

which the inexperienced gambler escaped, while his more hardened and

experienced friends were caught, is still a constant source of merriment

among officers and passengers.

It was while enjoying a delightful and distinctly sensational trip on

the Columbia River that the passengers were enlightened as to a

comparatively old trick, which was executed with the utmost promptness

and despatch by a young second mate. This young man was never known to

have any money. Generous in the extreme, and heartily full of fun, he

managed to get rid of his salary as promptly as it was paid him, and his

impecuniosity was a standing joke among members of the crew and regular

passengers. On one occasion the boat met with an accident, and was tied

up at a small town for four or five days. The hero of the story, with a

number of other light-hearted individuals, naturally went ashore on

pleasure bent. They had what is generally called a good time, but what

little funds they had when they started were soon exhausted.

Two or three councils of war were held as to how a supply of liquid

refreshments, of a character not included in the temperance man's bill

of fare, could be obtained. Finally, the second mate undertook to secure

the needful without the expenditure of any money. He borrowed a heavy

overcoat belonging to one of the party, and then hunted up two large

wine bottles. One of these he filled with water and securely corked. The

other he took empty, and with these in his pockets entered the saloon.

Producing the empty bottle he asked the bar-keeper how much he would

charge for filling it, and on hearing the amount told him to go ahead.

As soon as the bottle was filled and returned to the second mate, he

slipped it in his pocket, and in a very matter-of-fact manner began to

make arrangements for the liquidation of the debt, at a convenient

period. The saloon-man naturally resented any discussion of this

character, and told his customer to either pay for the liquor or return

it right away. Assuming an air of injured innocence, our friend took out

the bottle of water, handed it to the barkeeper and said he "guessed

he'd have to take it back." The unsuspecting purveyor of liquor that

both cheers and inebriates, grumbled considerably, emptied the bottle of

water into the demijohn of whisky, handed back the bottle to the

apparently disconsolate seeker after credit, and told him to "get out."

Naturally, no second order was necessary. Five minutes later, the entire

party could have been seen sharing the contents of the bottle which had

not been emptied, but which they lost no time in emptying. The trick

answered its purpose admirably. When, about two weeks later, the man who

had played it was again in the town, he called at the saloon to pay for

the whisky. He was treated very kindly, but hints were freely given as

to the necessity of a keeper accompanying him on his travels. In other

words, the bar-keeper declined distinctly to believe that he had been

hoodwinked as stated. This feature of the joke was, in the opinion of

its perpetrators, the most amusing feature of all, and it need hardly be

said that very little effort was made to disabuse the unbelieving but

somewhat over-credulous bar-keeper.

The Columbia River is one of the most interesting and remarkable on the

continent. Rising, as it does, quite near the source of the Missouri

River, it runs, by a very circuitous route, to the Pacific Ocean, being

in places very narrow, and in others abnormally wide. The Dalles of the

Columbia are known the world over. They are situated some sixty or

seventy miles west of the city of Portland, and are within easy distance

of the American Mount Blanc. They extend from Dalles Station, a small

town on the Union Pacific Railroad, to Celilo, another station about

fifteen miles farther east. Between these two points the bed of the

Columbia is greatly reduced in width, and its boundaries are two huge

walls of rock, which rise almost perpendicularly from the water level.

The width of the chasm, through which the water rushes wildly, varies

considerably, but at no point in the western section does it exceed 130

feet, although on either side of the Dalles the width of the river

itself ranged from about 2,000 to much more than 2,500 feet.

As the volume of water is enormous at this point, especially after rain

and much melting of snow, there is often a rise of fifty feet in a few

hours in the narrow channel of the Dalles. Sometimes the rise exceeds

seventy feet, and an effect most extraordinary in character results.

From many points along the river banks, Mount Hood can be seen towering

away up into the clouds. The bluffs themselves are marvels of formation,

very difficult to explain or account for. When the water is low, there

is an exposure of almost vertical cliffs. The bluffs vary in height to a

remarkable extent, and the lower the water, the more grotesque the

appearance of the figures along them. When the water is very low, there

is a cascade, or waterfall, every few feet, presenting an appearance of

continuous uproar and froth, very attractive to the sightseer, but very

objectionable from the standpoint of navigation.

When the water is high, these cascades are lost sight of, and the rocks

which form them are covered with one raging torrent, which seems

inclined to dash everything to one side in its headlong course towards

the Pacific Ocean. Logging is a most important use to which the Columbia

River is put, and when immense masses of timber come thundering down the

Dalles, at a speed sometimes as great as fifty miles an hour, all

preconceived notions of order and safety are set at naught. There is one

timber shoot, more than 3,000 feet long, down which the logs rush so

rapidly that scarcely twenty seconds is occupied in the entire trip. The

Dalles generally may be described as a marvelous trough, and the name is

a French word, which well signifies this feature.

Farther down the river, and near the city of Portland, there are some

very delightful falls, not exceptionally large or high, but very

delightful in character, and full of contradictions and peculiarities.

Steamboating on the Columbia River, in its navigable sections, is

exceedingly pleasant and instructive. The river is the largest in

America which empties into the Pacific Ocean. For more than 140 miles it

is navigable by steamers of the largest kind, while other vessels can

get up very much higher, and nearer the picturesque source. On some

sections of it, glaciers of great magnitude can be seen, and there are

also many points concerning which legend and tradition have been very

busy. According to one of these traditions, the Indians who formerly

lived on the banks of the river were as brave as the ancient Spartans

and Greeks, though if this is approximately correct, the law and

argument of descent must be entirely erroneous, for the Indians of this

section to-day rank among the meanest and most objectionable of the

entire country.

An artistic illustration is given of the "whaleback" steamer, used

principally on our Northern lakes. The whaleback varies from a somewhat

clumsy looking craft, resembling in appearance very much the back of a

whale, to the much more attractive and navigable craft shown in the

illustration. These whalebacks have a very important part to play in

internal navigation. It seems able to withstand, readily, bad weather

and rough water. Unlike most vessels which are safe under these

conditions, it requires very little water to be safely navigated, and it

can carry heavy loads in six or eight feet of water.

The revival of the steamboat trade on our great rivers, and the

recovering from the railroads of at least a portion of the trade stolen

away, is a pet hobby among river men generally, and especially among

those whose parents taught them from the cradle up the true importance

of the magnificent internal waterways bountifully provided for our

native land by an all-wise Providence. It is seriously proposed to

attempt this revival by aid of whaleback steamers, and if the project is

carried out, the success which will attend the effort is likely to

agreeably surprise even the most enthusiastic among those who are now

advocating it.

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