CAP'N ABE
"I see by the _Globe_ paper," Cap'n Abe observed, pushing up from his
bewhiskered visage the silver-bowed spectacles he really did not need,
"that them fellers saved from the wreck of the _Gilbert Gaunt_ cal'late
they went through something of an adventure."
"And they did," rejoined Cap'n Joab Beecher, "if they seen ha'f what they
tell about."
"I dunno," the storekeeper went on reflectively, staring at a huge
fishfly booming against one of the dusty window panes. "I dunno. Cap'n
Am'zon was tellin' me once't about what he and two others went through
with after the _Posy Lass,_ out o' Bangor, was smashed up in a big blow
off Hat'ras. What them fellers in the _Globe_ paper tell about ain't a
patch on what Cap'n Am'zon suffered."
There was an uncertain, troubled movement among Cap'n Abe's hearers.
Even the fishfly stopped droning. Cap'n Beecher looked longingly through
the doorway from which the sea could be observed as well as a strip of
that natural breakwater called "The Neck," a barrier between the tumbling
Atlantic and the quiet bay around which the main village of Cardhaven was
set.
All the idlers in the store on this June afternoon were not natives.
There were several young fellows from The Beaches--on the Shell Road to
which Cap'n Abe's store was a fixture. In sight of The Beaches the
wealthy summer residents had built their homes--dwellings ranging in
architectural design from the mushroom-roofed bungalow to a villa in the
style of the Italian Renaissance.
The villa in question had been built by I. Tapp, the Salt Water Taffy
King, and Lawford Tapp, only son of the house, was one of the audience in
Cap'n Abe's store.
"Cap'n Amazon said," boomed the storekeeper a good deal like the
fishfly--"Cap'n Amazon said the _Posy Lass_ was loaded with lumber and
her cargo's 'bout all that kep' her afloat as fur as Hat'ras. Then the
smashin' big seas that come aboard settled her right down like a wounded
duck.
"The deck load went o' course; and about ev'rything else was cleaned off
the decks that warn't bolted to 'em. The seas rose up and picked off the
men, one after t'other, like a person'd clean off a beach plum bush."
"I shouldn't wonder," spoke up Cap'n Beecher, "if we seen some weather
'fore morning."
He was squinting through the doorway at an azure and almost speckless
sky. There was an uneasy shuffling of boots. One of the boys from The
Beaches giggled. Cap'n Abe--and the fishfly--boomed on together, the
storekeeper evidently visualizing the scene he narrated and not the
half-lighted and goods-crowded shop. At its best it was never well
illumined. Had the window panes been washed there was little chance of
the sunshine penetrating far save by the wide open door. On either hand
as one entered were the rows of hanging oilskins, storm boots,
miscellaneous clothing and ship chandlery that made up only a part of
Cap'n Abe's stock.
There were blue flannel shirts dangling on wooden hangers to show all
their breadth of shoulder and the array of smoked-pearl buttons. Brown
and blue dungaree overalls were likewise displayed--grimly, like men
hanging in chains. At the end of one row of these quite ordinary
habiliments was one dress shirt with pleated bosom and cuffs as stiff as
a board. Lawford Tapp sometimes speculated on that shirt--how it chanced
to be in Cap'n Abe's stock and why it had hung there until the flies had
taken title to it!
Centrally located was the stove, its four heavily rusted legs set in a
shallow box which was sometimes filled with fresh sawdust. The
stovepipe, guyed by wires to the ceiling, ran back to the chimney behind
Cap'n Abe.
He stood at the one space that was kept cleared on his counter, hairy
fists on the brown, hacked plank--the notches of the yard-stick and
fathom-stick cut with a jackknife on its edge--his pale eyes sparkling as
he talked.
"There she wallered," went on the narrator of maritime disaster, "her
cargo held together by rotting sheathing and straining ribs. She was
wrung by the seas like a dishrag in a woman's hands. She no longer
mounted the waves; she bored through 'em. 'Twas a serious time--to hear
Cap'n Am'zon tell it."
"I guess it must ha' been, Abe," Milt Baker put in hastily. "Gimme a
piece o' that Brown Mule chewin' tobacker."
"I'll _sell_ it to ye, Milt," the storekeeper said gently, with his hand
on the slide of the cigar and tobacco showcase.
"That's what I mean," rejoined Milt boldly, fishing in his pocket for the
required nickel.
"For fourteen days while the _Posy Lass_ was drivin' off shore before an
easterly gale, Cap'n Am'zon an' two others, lashed to the stump o' the
fo'mast, _ex_-isted in a smother of foam an' spume, with the waves
picklin' 'em ev'ry few minutes. And five raw potaters was all they had
to eat in all that endurin' time!"
"Five potatoes?" Lawford Tapp cried. "For three men? And for fourteen
days? Good-_night_!"
Cap'n Abe stared at him for a moment, his eyes holding sparks of
indignation. "Young man," he said tartly, "you should hear Cap'n Am'zon
himself tell it. You wouldn't cast no doubts upon his statement."
Cap'n Joab snorted and turned his back again. Young Tapp felt somewhat
abashed.
"Yes, sir!" proceeded Cap'n Abe who seldom lost the thread of one of his
stories, "they was lashed to that stump of a mast and they lived on them
potaters--scraping 'em fine with their sheath-knives, and husbandin' 'em
like they was jewels. One of 'em went mad."
"One o' the potaters?" gasped Amiel Perdue.
"_Who_ went crazy--your brother, Cap'n Abe?" Milt asked cheerfully. He
had squandered a nickel in trying to head off the flow of the
storekeeper's story, and felt that he was entitled to something besides
the Brown Mule.
Cap'n Abe kept to his course apparently unruffled: "Cap'n Am'zon an' the
other feller lashed the poor chap--han's _an_' feet--and so kep' him from
goin' overboard. But mebbe 'twarn't a marciful act after all. When they
was rescued from the _Posy Lass_, her decks awash and her slowly breakin'
up, there warn't nothing could be done for the feller that had lost his
mind. He was put straightaway into a crazy-house when they got to port.
"Now, them fellers saved from the _Gilbert Gaunt_ didn't go through
nothin' like that, it stands to reason. Cap'n Am'zon----"
Lawford Tapp was gazing out of the door beside Cap'n Joab, whose deeply
tanned, whisker-fringed countenance wore an expression of disgust.
"I declare! I'd love to see this wonderful brother of his. He must have
Baron Munchausen lashed to the post," the young man whispered.
"Never heard tell of that Munchausen feller," Cap'n Joab reflected.
"Reckon he didn't sail from any of the Cape ports. But you let Abe tell
it, Cap'n Am'zon Silt is the greatest navigator an' has the
rip-snortin'est adventoors of airy deep-bottom sailor that ever chawed
salt hoss."
"Did you ever see him?" Lawford asked.
"See who?"
"Cap'n Amazon?"
"No. I didn't never see him. But I've heard Cap'n Abe talk about
him--standin' off an' on as ye might say--for twenty year and more."
"Odd you never met him, isn't it?"
"No. I never happened on Cap'n Am'zon when I was sea-farin'. And he
ain't never been to Cardhaven to my knowledge."
"Never been here?" murmured Lawford Tapp more than a little surprised.
"Wasn't he born and brought up here?"
"No. Neither was Cap'n Abe. The Silts flourish, as ye might say--or,
useter 'fore the fam'ly sort o' petered out--down New Bedford way. Cap'n
Abe come here twenty-odd year back and opened this store. He's as salt
as though he'd been a haddocker since he was weaned. But he's always
stuck mighty close inshore. Nobody ever seen him in a boat--'ceptin' out
in a dory fishin' for tomcod in the bay, and on a mighty ca'm day at
that."
"How does it come that he is called captain, then?" Lawford asked,
impressed by Cap'n Beecher's scorn of the storekeeper.
The captain reflected, his jaws working spasmodically. "It's easy 'nough
to pick up skipper's title longshore. 'Most ev'ry man owns some kind of
a boat; and o' course a man's cap'n of his own craft--or 'doughter be.
But I reckon Abe Silt aimed his title honest 'nough."
"How?" urged Lawford.
"When Abe fust come here to Cardhaven there was still two-three wrecking
comp'nies left on the Cape. Why, 'tain't been ten years since the
Paulmouth Comp'ny wrecked the _Mary Benson_ that went onto Sanders Reef
all standin'. They made a good speck out o' the job, too.
"Wal, Abe bought into one o' the comp'nies--was the heaviest stockholder,
in fac', so nat'rally was cap'n. He never headed no crew--not as I ever
heard on. But the title kinder stuck; and I don't dispute Abe likes it."
"But about his brother--this Captain Amazon?" The line of Cap'n Joab
Beecher's jaw, clean shaven above his whisker, looked very grim indeed,
and he wagged his head slowly. "I don't know what to make of all this
talk o' Cap'n Abe's," was his enigmatical reply.
Lawford turned to gaze curiously at the storekeeper. He certainly looked
to be of a salt flavor, did Cap'n Abe Silt, though so many of his years
had been spent behind the counter of this gloomy and cluttered shop. He
was not a large man, nor commanding to look upon. His eyes were too mild
for that--save when, perhaps, he grew excited in relating one of his
interminable stories about Cap'n Amazon.
Cap'n Amazon Silt, it seemed, had been everything on sea and land that a
mariner could be. No romance of the sea, or sea-going, was too
remarkable to be capped by a tale of one of Cap'n Amazon's experiences.
Some of these stories of wild and remarkable happenings, the storekeeper
had told over and over again until they were threadbare.
Cap'n Abe's brown, gray-streaked beard swept the breast of his blue
jersey. He was seldom seen without a tarpaulin on his head, and this had
made his crown as bare and polished as a shark's tooth. Under the bulk
of his jersey he might have been either thin or deep-chested, for the
observer could not easily judge. And nobody ever saw the storekeeper's
sleeves rolled up or the throat-latch of his shirt open.
Despite the fact that he held a thriving trade in his store on the Shell
Road (especially during the summer season) Cap'n Abe lived emphatically a
lonely life. Twenty years' residence meant little to Cardhaven folk.
Cap'n Abe was still an outsider to people who were so closely married and
intermarried that every human being within five miles of the Haven (not
counting the aristocrats of The Beaches) could honestly call each of the
others cousin in some degree.
The house and store was set on a lonely stretch of road. It was
unlighted at night, for the last street lamp had been fixed by the town
fathers at the Mariner's Chapel, as though they said to all mundane
illumination as did King Canute to the sea, "Thus far shalt thou come and
no farther."
Betty Gallup came cross lots each day to "rid up" Mr. Silt's living-room,
which was behind the store, the chambers being overhead. She was gone
home long before he put out the store lights and turned out the last
lingering idler, for Cap'n Abe preferred to cook for himself. He
declared the Widow Gallup did not know how to make a decent chowder,
anyway; and as for lobscouse, or the proper frying of a mess of
"blood-ends," she was all at sea. He intimated that there were digestive
reasons for her husband's death at the early age of sixty-eight.
Milt Baker had successfully introduced another topic of conversation, far
removed it would seem from any adventurous happening connected with Cap'n
Amazon Silt's career.
"I hear tell," said Milt, chewing Brown Mule with gusto, "that them folks
cavortin' down on The Beaches for a week past is movin' picture actors.
That so, Lawford?"
"There's a camera man and a director, and several handy men arrived," the
son of the Salt Water Taffy King replied. "They are going to use
Bozewell's house for some pictures. The Bozewells are in Europe."
"But ain't none of the actorines come?" demanded Milt, who was a sad
dog--let him tell it! He had been motorman on a street car in Providence
for a couple of winters before he married Mandy Card, and now tried to
keep green his reputation for sophistication.
"I believe not," Lawford answered, with reflection. "I presume the
company will come later. The director is taking what he calls 'stills'
of the several localities they propose using when the films are really
made."
"One of 'em told me," chuckled Amiel Perdue, "that they was hopin' for a
storm, so's to get a real wreck in the picture."
"Hoh!" snorted Cap'n Joab. "Fine time o' year to be lookin' for a
no'theaster on the Cape."
"And do they reckon a craft'll drift right in here if there is a storm
an' wrack herself to please 'em?" piped up Washy Gallup--no relation to
Betty save through interminable cross-currents of Card and Baker blood.
"Sometimes them fillum fellers buy a boat an' wreck it a-purpose. Look
what they did to the old _Morning Star_," Milt said. "I read once of a
comp'ny putting two locomotives on one track an' running 'em full-tilt
together so's to get a picture of the smashup."
"Crazy critters!" muttered Cap'n Joab.
"But wait till ye see the fillum actresses," Milt chuckled. "Tell ye
what, boys, some of 'em 'll make ye open your eyes!"
"Ye better go easy. Milt, 'bout battin' your eyes," advised Amiel
Perdue. "Mandy ain't lost her eyesight none either."
Washy's thin whine broke through the guffaw: "I seen a picture at
Paulmouth once't about a feller and a girl lost in the woods o' Borneo.
It was a stirrin' picture. They was chased by headhunters, and one o'
these here big man-apes tackled 'em--what d'ye call that critter now?
Suthin' like ringin' a bell."
"Orang-outang," suggested Lawford.
"That's it. Sounds jest like the Baptist Meetin' House bell. It's
cracked."
"Them orang-outangs don't sound like no bell--not when they holler," put
in Cap'n Abe, leaning on his counter and staring at the tireless fishfly
again. "Cap'n Am'zon Silt, when he was ashore once't in Borneo, met one
o' them critters."
"Gosh all fishhooks!" ejaculated Milt. "Ain't there no place on this
green airth that brother o' yourn ain't been, Cap'n Abe?"
"He ain't never been in jail, Milt," said the storekeeper mildly, and the
assembly broke into an appreciative chuckle. It was well known that on
the last Fourth of July Milt Baker had been shut into the calaboose at
Paulmouth to sober up.
"As I was sayin'," pursued Cap'n Abe reflectively, "Cap'n Amazon went up
country with a Dutchman--a trader, I b'lieve he said the man was--and
they got into a part where the orang-outangs was plentiful."
"Jest as thick as sandpipers along The Beaches, I shouldn't wonder," put
in Cap'n Joab, at last tempted beyond his strength.
"No; nor like mackerel when ye get a full seine-haul," responded the
storekeeper, unruffled, "but thicker'n you'd want sand fleas to be if the
fleas measured up to the size of orang-outangs."
Lawford Tapp burst into open laughter. "They can't catch you, can they,
Cap'n Abe?" he said. "If that brother of yours has gone through one-half
the perils by land and sea I've heard you tell about, he's beat out most
sailors from old Noah down to Admiral Dewey."
Cap'n Abe's brows came together in pronounced disapproval. "Young man,"
he said, "if Cap'n Am'zon was here now ye wouldn't darst cast any
aspersions on his word. He ain't the man to stand for't."
"Well, I'd like to see Cap'n Amazon," Lawford said lightly, "if only for
the sake of asking him a question or two."
"You'll likely get your wish," returned the storekeeper tartly.
"What d'ye mean?" drawled Milt Baker, who always bobbed up serenely. "Ye
don't say Cap'n Am'zon's likely to show up here at Cardhaven after all
these years?"
There was barely a second's hesitation on Mr. Silt's part. Then he said:
"That's exactly what I mean. I got a--ahem!--a letter from Cap'n Am'zon
only lately."
"And he's comin' to see ye?" gasped Cap'n Joab, turning from the door to
stare like the others at the storekeeper.
"Yes," the latter confessed. "And he's likely to stay quite a spell when
he does come. Says suthin' 'bout settlin' down. He's gettin' along in
years like the rest of us. Mebbe I'll let him keep store for me this
summer whilst I take a vacation," added Cap'n Abe more briskly, "like I
been wantin' to do for a long spell back."
"You took a vacation of a week or more about--was it ten year ago?"
demanded Cap'n Joab. "I looked after the place for ye then."
"Ahem! I mean a real vacation," Cap'n Abe declared, still staring at the
fishfly now feebly butting its head against the pane. "That week was
when I went to the--'hem--buryin' of my a'nt, Joab. I'll go this time
mebbe for two-three months. Take a v'y'ge somewhere, I've always wanted
to."
"Land sakes!" exploded Cap'n Joab. "I know ye been talkin' 'bout
cruisin' around--to see your folks, or the like--for the longest spell.
But I didn't s'pose ye re'lly meant it. And your brother comin', too!
Well!"
"If he can tell of his adventures as well as you relate them," laughed
Lawford, "Cap'n Amazon should be an addition to the Cardhaven social
whirl."
"You take my advice, young man," Cap'n Abe said, with sternness, "and
belay that sort o' talk afore Cap'n Am'zon when he does come. He's lived
a rough sort o' life. He's nobody's tame cat. Doubt his word and he's
jest as like as not to take ye by the scruff of the neck and duck ye in
the water butt."
There was a general laugh. Almost always the storekeeper managed to turn
the tables in some way upon any doubting Thomas that drifted into his
shop. Because of his ability in this particular he had managed to hold
his audience all these years.
Lawford could think of no reply with which to turn the laugh. His wit
was not of a nimble order. He turned to the door again and suddenly a
low ejaculation parted his lips.
"There's that girl again!"
Milt Baker screwed his neck around for a look. "See who's come!" he
cackled. "I bet it's one o' them moving picture actresses."
Lawford cast on the ribald Milt a somewhat angry glance. Yet he did not
speak again for a moment.
"Tidy craft," grunted Cap'n Joab, eying the young woman who was
approaching the store along the white road.
"I saw her get out of Noah's ark when he landed at the post-office this
noon," Lawford explained to Cap'n Joab. "She looks like a nice girl."
"Trim as a yacht," declared the old man admiringly.
She was plainly city bred--and city gowned--and she carried her light
traveling bag by a strap over her shoulder. Her trim shoes were dusty
from her walk and her face was pink under her wide hat brim.
Lawford stepped out upon the porch. His gaze was glued again to this
vision of young womanhood; but as he stood at one side she did not appear
to see him as she mounted the steps.
The heir of the Salt Water Taffy King was twenty-four, his rather
desultory college course behind him; and he thought his experience with
girls had been wide. But he had never seen one just like Louise
Grayling. He was secretly telling himself this as she made her entrance
into Cap'n Abe's store.