A BENEFIT PERFORMANCE
Hughie, having been relieved to a slight extent from sartorial
humiliation, entered upon his engine-room duties forthwith.
The society in which he found himself consisted of Mr. Angus, the
chief,--engineers, like gardeners, editors, and Cabinet Ministers, are
practically all Scotsmen,--Mr. Goble, the acting-second (_vice_ Mr.
Walsh, sick), and a motley gang of undersized, half-mutinous, wholly
vile sweepings of humanity in the form of firemen. Mr. Walsh was
suffering from an intermittent form of malaria contracted years ago in
an up-river trip to the pestilential regions round Saigon. Mr. Angus, a
hoary-headed and bottle-nosed Dundonian, who could have charmed a
scrap-heap into activity, received Hughie with native politeness, and
paid him the compliment of working him uncommonly hard. He explained
(with perfect truth) that the only reason why he was not at that moment
driving a Cunarder was a habit of his, viewed by certain owners with
regrettable narrowness of vision, of "takin' a drap, whiles." The
concluding adverb Hughie correctly estimated to mean "whenever I can get
anything to drink."
"I canna see what for they should be sae partic'lar aboot it," mused Mr.
Angus in recounting the circumstance, "for I haundle her jist as weel
drunk as sober. However, here I am, and there's an end o't. Aiblins it's
jist as weel. I could rin the engines o' ony Cunarder afloat, but I ken
fine there's not hauf-a-dozen men in their hale fleet could knock eight
knots oot o' the auld Orinoco. There's a kin' o' divinity aboot it, I
doot. A man's pit whaur he's maist wantit."
John Alexander Goble, the acting-second, proved to be a man of greater
depth and more surprises than his superior. He it was who had thrown the
list shoes to Hughie before the battle with Mr. Gates, which showed that
he was at heart a Sportsman; he had taken the first opportunity of
asking for the return of the same, which showed that he was a Scotsman;
but he had found Hughie a better pair of shoes in their stead, together
with some garments more suitable than the blue jumper and the
orange-and-red pyjama trousers, which showed that he was a good
Samaritan: and a man who is a Sportsman and a Scot and a good Samaritan
all rolled into one is an addition to the society of any engine-room.
His face wore an expression of chastened gloom; and if washed and set
ashore in his native Caledonia, he would probably have received a
unanimous invitation to come and glower over the plate in the doorway of
the nearest Wee Free conventicle. His speech was slow and unctuous: one
could imagine him under happier circumstances conducting family worship,
and pausing to elucidate in approved fashion some specially obvious
passage in the evening's "portion," thus: "From the expression, 'a
michty man o' valour,' we may gather that the subject of this reference
was a person of considerable stature and undoubted physical courage."
He was habitually and painfully sober, for reasons which Hughie learned
from him at a period when they had more leisure to study each other's
characters. He was ignorant of the first principles of mechanics, but
could be trusted to keep the Orinoco's propeller-shaft revolving at a
steady seventy-two to the minute; and he had a gentle compelling way
with refractory firemen which made for sweet reasonableness and general
harmony below stairs, what time Mr. Angus was recovering from one of
those sudden and regrettable attacks of indisposition which usually
coincided with the forgetfulness of the steward to lock up the cabin
whisky-bottle.
Hughie berthed in the foc'sle, and was regarded by the Dagoes, Dutchmen,
_et hoc genus omne_, with mingled admiration for the manner in which he
had settled Mr. Gates, and mystified surprise that a man capable of such
a feat should be content to live on his own rations and sleep in his
allotted bunk, without desiring to make researches into the respective
succulence and comfort of his neighbours'.
On the whole Hughie found his life tolerable enough, as the Orinoco
butted and grunted her way across the Newfoundland Banks; and he
experienced no pang when the Apulia, spouting smoke from her four
funnels and carrying his luggage in one of her state-rooms, swept past
them on the rim of the southern horizon on their third day out. He was
accustomed to rough quarters, and any new experience of things as they
are was of interest to him. Moreover, he possessed the priceless
possession of a cast-iron digestion; and a man so blessed can afford to
snap his fingers at most of the sundry and manifold changes of this
world.
Captain Kingdom and Mr. Gates for the time being held him severely
aloof. The taciturn Mr. Dingle conveyed to him, by means of a
surprisingly ingenious code of grunts and expectorations, that provided
he, Hughie,--or Brown, as he was usually called,--was content to go his
way without hunting for trouble, he, Mr. Dingle, was content to go his
without endeavouring to supply it. Altogether there seemed to be no
reason for doubting that the Orinoco, provided she did not open up and
sink like a basket _en route_, would ultimately reach the port of
Bordeaux, bringing her sheaves, in the form of Hughie and some
unspeakable claret, with her.
But there is more than one way of making money out of the shipping
trade.
One night Hughie was leaning over the taffrail behind the wheel-house at
the stern. It was two o'clock, and the darkness was intensified by a
heavy mist. There was almost no wind, and the Orinoco, like a
draught-horse which feels the wheels of its equipage upon a tram-line,
slid gratefully up and down the lazy rollers with the nearest approach
to comfort that she had experienced that voyage.
Hughie was idly watching the phosphorescent wake of the propeller,
wondering whether Captain Kingdom had orders to land him in France in
his shirt and trousers or throw him overboard before they got there,
when a figure rose up out of the darkness beside him. It was the
easy-going Mr. Allerton.
"Hallo, Percy!" said Hughie. He had soon dropped into the nomenclature
of the foc'sle.
"Look here," said Allerton, in a more purposeful voice than usual; "come
along and look at this boat."
The largest of the three boats carried by the Orinoco lay close by them.
She was swung inboard and rested on deck-chocks below the davits. A
canvas cover, one end of which fluttered intermittently in the breeze,
roofed her over. Allerton lifted this flap and inserted his hand.
Presently there was a splutter and a glimmer, and it became plain that
he was holding a lighted match under the canvas.
"Look!" he whispered.
Hughie peered under the flap. He saw water-barrels, a spirit-keg, and
various bags and boxes. Then the match went out, and Allerton withdrew
his hand.
The pair retired once more to their shelter behind the wheel-house.
"You saw that?" said Allerton.
"I did. Do they usually keep the boats provisioned on this ship? If so,
I don't blame them."
"Not they. Somebody is going for a water-picnic shortly--that's all."
Hughie mused.
"Am _I_ the man, do you think?" he said at length.
"No, I don't think so. There's too much grub for one. Besides the other
boats are provisioned too. It looks as if the ship were to be
abandoned."
"But why? There's no reason why she should drop to bits for a long time
yet. Rust is very binding, you know. Probably they keep her provisioned
just in case--"
Allerton wagged his head sagaciously.
"There's more in this than meets the eye," he said. "It is my pleasure
and privilege, as you know, to act as steward at present during the
regretted retirement of the regular holder of that office, owing to
eczema of the hands. (Even Mr. Gates shies at eczema sea-pie!) Now
there's some mischief brewing in the cuddy, and they're all in
it--Kingdom, Gates, and Angus. I'm not quite sure about Dingle, because
he berths forward; but I think he is too. What's more: it's something
they can't afford to have given away. Kingdom, who usually keeps Angus
very short of drink at sea, now lets him have it whenever he wants it,
and generally speaking is going out of his way to keep him sweet. That
shows he can't afford to quarrel with him. And when a captain can't
afford to quarrel with a chief engineer whom he hates, it usually means
that he and the engineer are in together over some hanky-panky which has
its roots in the engine-room. You mark my words, one of these fine
nights that hoary-headed old Caledonian will open a sea-cock or two and
rush up on deck and say the ship is sinking. It'll be a case of all
hands to the boats; the Orinoco will go to her long-overdue and
thoroughly deserved rest at the bottom, and the insurance people will
pay up and look pleasant."
"H'm," said Hughie; "there seems to be something in what you say. I wish
I could keep an eye on the old sinner in the engine-room; but since
Walsh came back to duty I've no excuse for going there at all now. It
might almost be worth while to warn Goble. He's a decent chap."
"Who is on duty in the engine-room now?"
"Walsh, I should think. Angus usually makes way for him about eight
bells. But I'm not sure. Hark! Do you notice anything about the beat of
the engines?"
"Not being an expert, can't say I do. They sound a trifle more asthmatic
than usual, perhaps. What's up?"
"Somebody has got the donkey-pump at work," said Hughie. "It may be
Angus, after all, monkeying with the water-ballast. Hallo!" He leaned
over the stern-rail and peered down. "Do you notice anything unusual
about the propeller?"
"It seems to be kicking up a bit of a dust," said Allerton. "Is it going
round faster, or getting nearer the surface?"
"It's half out of the water," said Hughie. "That means that the old man
has pumped out the after double-bottom tank. Look, we're all down by the
head!"
The two stepped out from behind the wheelhouse and gazed forward. The
flush deck of the Orinoco was undoubtedly running downhill towards the
bows.
"What's the game?" inquired Allerton excitedly.
Hughie was thinking. Presently he said:--
"I'm not sure, but his next move should tell us. Either he is trying to
drive her nose under and sink her by manipulating the water-ballast,
which seems a hopeless job in a flat calm like this, and suicidal if it
comes off; or else he is working up for a scare of some kind, which will
frighten the crew into--Hallo? what's that?"
There was a warning cry from Mr. Dingle, who was standing right forward
in the bows.
"Something right ahead, sir! Looks like--"
There was an answering shout from the bridge, where the captain was
standing by the wheel, followed by a jangling of telegraph-bells. Next
moment the Orinoco gave a jar and a stagger, and Hughie and Allerton
pitched forward on to their noses.
There were shouts and cries all over the ship, and men came tumbling up
the hatchways.
"We've struck something," gasped Allerton.
"Struck your grandmother!" grunted Hughie, who was sitting up rubbing
his nose tenderly. "That jar came from directly underneath us. It was
caused by Angus reversing his engines without giving the ship time to
slow down. I daresay he never even shut off steam. Likely enough he's
lifted the engines off their beds. Well, perhaps he had finished with
them anyway. Come along forward."
By this time a frightened crowd had assembled on the deck of the
Orinoco, which, lying motionless on the silent sea, artistically tilted
up by the stern,--Hughie began to grasp the inwardness of Mr. Angus's
manoeuvres with the water-ballast,--presented a sufficiently alarming
appearance even on that calm night.
Mr. Dingle and the captain, the one hanging over the bows and the other
standing in an attitude of alertness on the bridge, were sustaining
between them a conversation which vaguely suggested to Hughie a
carefully rehearsed "cross-talk" duologue between two knockabout
artistes of the Variety firmament--say the Brothers Bimbo in one of
their renowned impromptu "patter scenes." The resemblance was enhanced
by the fact that the "patter" was delivered _fortissimo_ by both
performers, and each repeated the other's most telling phrases in tones
which made it impossible for the audience to avoid hearing them.
"What was it?" shouted Bimbo Senior (as represented by Captain Kingdom).
"Lump of wreckage!" roared Bimbo Junior, from a prolonged scrutiny of
the ship's forefoot.
"Lump of wreckage?" bellowed Bimbo Senior.
"Lump of wreckage!" corroborated Bimbo Junior.
"Of course it _might_ have been ice," suggested Number One, at the top
of his voice.
"Might have been ice," replied the conscientious echo.
"Pairsonally I'm inclined tae believe it was jist a wee bit coral
island," interpolated a third voice, with painful and stunning
distinctness. The Chief Engineer had suddenly made his appearance on the
bridge.
The captain was obviously much put out. In the first place, coral
islands are not plentiful in the North Atlantic, and there are limits
even to the gullibility of an audience composed of foreign deck-hands
and half-civilised firemen. Secondly, the axiom that two is company and
three none applies even to cross-talk duologues. Thirdly, Mr. Angus was
excessively drunk, and consequently the laboriously planned comedietta
at present in progress might, owing to his inartistic and uncalled-for
intrusion upon the scene, take a totally unrehearsed turn at any moment.
The captain lost no time.
"What report have you from the engine-room, Mr. Angus?" he inquired
loudly and pointedly.
Mr. Angus, suddenly recognising his cue, and realising almost with tears
that he had been imperilling the success of the entire piece by unseemly
"gagging," pulled himself together, returned to his text, and announced
that the ship was badly down by the head and the stokehold awash.
"There's nothing else for it," yelled the captain resignedly, "but to
leave her. Clear away the boats, Mr. Gates!"
Having thus established a good working explanation of the disaster, and
incidentally enlisted the entire audience--those members of it, that is,
who were not already doing service in the _claque_--as unbiassed
witnesses for the defence in case the insurance company turned nasty,
the intrepid commander descended from the bridge to his cabin, to
collect a few necessaries pending the abandonment of his beloved vessel.
Hughie and Allerton surveyed each other.
"Which boat are you going in?" inquired Allerton.
"None," said Hughie.
"Going to stay on board?"
Hughie nodded.
"But she'll sink under our feet."
"I don't believe she's as badly damaged as all that. There's some game
on here."
"I don't suppose she's damaged at all," said Allerton, "but you can be
sure they won't be such blamed fools as to leave the ship floating about
to be picked up. Old Angus will let water into her before he leaves, if
he hasn't started the process already."
"Well, I'm not going in any of those boats," said Hughie. "If the
Orinoco sinks, I'll float to Europe on a hen-coop."
"May I have half of it?" said Allerton.
"You may," said Hughie.
And so the S. S. Orinoco Salvage Company, Limited, was floated, and the
Board of Directors entered upon their new duties at once.
By this time the boats had been swung outboard and their provisioning
completed. They were now lowered from the davits, and the men began to
take their places. There was no panic, for the night was calm, and the
Orinoco showed no signs of settling deeper. Messrs. Gates and Dingle
were already at their respective tillers. Captain Kingdom and Mr. Angus
were standing by the davits to which the whale-boat was still shackled.
Mr. Goble, apparently in no hurry, was leaning over the bulwarks in the
darkness not far from Hughie and Allerton, dispassionately regarding the
crew's preparations for departure. He approached nearer.
"There's a wheen fowk in thae boats," he observed. "I doot we'd be safer
on board."
Hughie turned to him and nodded comprehendingly.
"That's my opinion too," he said, "and Percy's. We're thinking of
staying here."
Mr. Goble regarded him reflectively.
"Is that a fact?" he said. "Weel, I'll bide too."
And so a third member was co-opted on to the Board of Directors.
"We'd better get out of sight," said Hughie. "They won't like leaving us
behind. I think I know a good place to wait. Come along."
The trio slipped round behind the chart-house, passed along a deserted
stretch of the deck, and disappeared down the engine-room hatchway.
The engine-room was illuminated by a couple of swinging lanterns. A
black and greasy flood of water glistened on the iron floor below,
filling the crank-pits and covering the propeller-shaft. The doors
leading to the stokehold were standing open, and they could see that the
floors there too were flooded, though the water had not reached the
level of the fire-bars. Owing to the immobility of the ship, its oily
surface was almost unruffled, and the engine-room itself was curiously
quiet after the turmoil on deck. The fires were burning low, but
occasionally a glowing clinker slipped from between the bars into the
blood-red flood beneath, with a sizzling splash. The steam was hissing
discontentedly in the gauges.
The Salvage Board stood knee-deep in the water of the engine-room.
Hughie picked up a smoky inspection-lamp,--a teapot-like affair with a
wick in the spout,--lit it, and peered about.
"Now look here," he said, "I don't quite know where this water came
from, and it doesn't much matter, as no more is coming in at present. If
the old man means to sink the ship he will have to come down here to do
it. He has probably got some dodge arranged by which he can just turn a
wheel and open a valve and send her to the bottom. Isn't that the idea,
Goble? (I'll explain to you afterwards, Allerton.) My impression is that
he'll pop down and turn the valve on just before he leaves. In that case
one of us must stand by and turn it off again. You two go through into
the stokehold. He's not likely to come in there. If he does, you must
use your own discretion. I'll wait here, on the far side of the
cylinders, up against the condenser. He's not likely to see me, but I
shall be able to watch him and see which valve-wheel he turns on."
The other two obeyed, and Hughie, scrambling across the bed-plates of
the engines, ensconced himself behind a convenient cross-head, with his
feet in a flooded crank-pit and his body squeezed back as far as
possible into the shadow of the condenser.
He had not long to wait. Presently cautious feet were heard descending
the iron ladder, and Mr. Angus, comparatively sober, stepped heavily
into the flood on the floor.
His first proceeding was to wade to the stokehold end of the
engine-room,--Hughie thought at first that he was going right through
into the arms of Allerton and Goble, and wondered what they would do
with him,--where he began to manipulate the great valve-wheel which kept
the steam imprisoned in the boilers; and presently Hughie could hear the
roar of the escape far above his head. This was a purely precautionary
measure, and could do no harm to any one.
Then Mr. Angus splashed his way to the corner by the donkey-pump, where
the machinery for controlling the bilge and water-ballast valves was
situated, and began to twist over another wheel. Presently there was a
gurgling bubbling sound in the bowels of the ship, followed by a slight
hissing and whispering on the surface of the water on the engine-room
floor. The valve was open.
Mr. Angus turned and lurched heavily through the rising flood to the
iron ladder. Thirty seconds later a glistening figure crawled out of the
crank-pit and vigorously turned the wheel in the opposite direction. The
gurgling and hissing ceased. The valve was closed.