INCREASE YOUR HEIGHT

Georgie quickened his step, and the old familiar glamour brightened

round him. As soon as he got within speaking distance, he called to

her, and turning round, "like a guilty thing surprised," a little box

flew out of her hand. As it fell the lid came off, and there was

scattered on the green grass a multitude of red lozenges. She gave a

cry of dismay.

"Oh! Mr Georgie, how you startled me" she said. "Do help me to pick

them up. Do you think the damp will have hurt them? Any news? I was so

wrapped up in what I was doing that I've spoken to nobody."

Georgie assisted in the recovery of the red lozenges.

"You dropped this as you walked," he said. "I picked it up in order to

give it you."

"Ah, that is kind, and did you see what it was?"

"I couldn't help seeing the outside," said Georgie.

She looked at him a moment, wondering what was the most prudent course.

If she said nothing more, he would probably tell everybody....

"Well, then I shall let you into the whole secret," she said. "It's the

most wonderful invention, and increases your height, whatever your age

is, from two to six inches. Fancy! There are some exercises you have to

do, rather like those Yoga ones, every morning, and you eat three

lozenges a day. Quite harmless they are, and then you soon begin to

shoot up. It sounds incredible, doesn't it? but there are so many

testimonials that I can't doubt it is genuine. Here's one of a man who

grew six inches. I saw it advertised in some paper, and sent for it.

Only a guinea! What fun when Robert begins to see that I am taller than

he is! But now not a word! Don't tell dear Lucia whatever you do. She

is half a head taller than I, and it would be no fun if everybody grew

from two to six inches. You may write for them, and I'll give you the

address, but you must tell nobody."

"Too wonderful" said Georgie. "I _shall_ watch you. Here we are.

Look, there's Perdita's flower. What a beauty!"

It was not necessary to press the mermaid's tail, for Lucia had seen

them from the music-room, and they heard her high heels clacking over

the polished floor of the hall.

"Listen! No more need of high heels!" said Mrs Quantock. "And I've got

something else to tell you. Lucia may hear that. Ah, dear Lucia, what a

wonderful Perdita-blossom!"

"Is it not?" said Lucia, blowing kisses to Georgie, and giving them to

Daisy. "That shows spring is here. _Primavera!_ And Peppino's

_piccolo libro_ comes out today. I should not be a bit surprised

if you each of you found a copy of it arrived before evening. Glorious!

It's glorious!"

Surely it was no wonder that Georgie's blood began to canter along his

arteries again. There had been very pleasant exciting years before now,

requiring for their fuel no more than was ready at this moment to keep

up the fire. Mrs Quantock was on tip-toe, so to speak, to increase her

height, Peppino was just delivered of a second of these vellum volumes

with seals and tapes outside, Mrs Weston was going to become Mrs

Colonel at the end of the week, and at the same hour and church

Elizabeth was going to become Mrs Atkinson. Had these things no savour,

because----

"How is 'oo?" said Georgie, with a sudden flush of the spring-time

through him. "Me vewy well, sank 'oo and me so want to read Peppino's

bookie-bookie."

"'Oo come in," said Lucia. "Evewybody come in. Now, who's got ickle bit

news?"

Mrs Quantock had been walking on her toes all across the hall, in

anticipation of the happy time when she would be from two to six inches

taller. As the animated pamphlet said, the world assumed a totally

different aspect when you were even two inches taller. She was quite

sorry to sit down.

"Is next week very full with you, dear Lucia?" she asked.

Lucia pressed her finger to her forehead.

"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday," she began. "No, not Tuesday, I am doing

nothing on Tuesday. You want to be the death of me between you. Why?"

"I hope that my dear friend, Princess Popoffski, will be staying with

me" said Mrs Quantock. "Do get over your prejudice against

spiritualism, and give it a chance. Come to a seance on Tuesday. You,

too, of course, Georgie: I know better than to invite Lucia without

you."

Lucia put on the far-away look which she reserved for the masterpieces

of music, and for Georgie's hopeless devotion.

"Lovely! That will be lovely!" she said. "Most interesting! I shall

come with a perfectly open mind."

Georgie scarcely lamented the annihilation of a mystery. He must surely

have imagined the mystery, for it all collapsed like a card-house, if

the Princess was coming back. The seances had been most remarkable,

too; and he would have to get out his planchette again.

"And what's going to happen on Wednesday?" he asked Lucia. "All I know

is that I've not been asked. Me's offended."

"Ickle surprise," said Lucia. "You're not engaged that evening, are

you? Nor you, dear Daisy? That's lovely. Eight o'clock? No, I think a

quarter to. That will give us more time. I shan't tell you what it is."

Mrs Quantock, grasping her lozenges, wondered how much taller she would

be by then. As Lucia played to them, she drew a lozenge out of the box

and put it into her mouth, in order to begin growing at once. It tasted

rather bitter, but not unpleasantly so.

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