(688) "Vanneschi's difference with Mingotti occasioned as many

private quarrels and public feuds as the disputed abilities of

Handel and Bononcini, or the talents of Faustina and Cuzzoni,

had done thirty years before. On a toujours tort in these

disputes; and addressing the town is but making bad worse: for

not a word which either party says is believed. These

squabbles ended in Vanneschi's being a bankrupt, a prisoner in

the Fleet, and afterwards a fugitive; and in Mingotti's

acquiring for a while the sovereignty in the Opera kingdom, by

which gratification of ambition they were soon brought to the

brink of ruin, as others had been before them." Burney.-E.

(689) In 1776, Mr. Ryder was created Baron Harrowby.-E.

(690) George Parker, second Earl of Macclesfield, President of

the Royal Society. He died in 1764.-D.

(691) Mr. Potter, in a letter to Mr. Pitt of the 4th of June,

says, "Upon the death of the Chief Justice, all the

Attorney-General's private friends thought the office, on every

account, so fit for him, that it would be infatuation to

decline it, and that the Attorney-General himself was of the

same opinion, but the Duke of Newcastle was frightened at the

thoughts of what was to become of the House of Commons."

Chatham Correspondence, v 1. i. p. 159.-E.

325 Letter 185

To The Earl Of Strafford.(692)

Strawberry Hill, June 6, 1756.

My dear lord,

I am not sorry to be paving my way to Wentworth Castle by a

letter, where I suppose you are at this time, and for which I

waited: it is not that I stayed so long before I executed my

embassy aupr`es de Milord Tylney. He had but one pair of gold

pheasants at present, but promises my Lady Strafford the first

fruits of their loves. He gave me hopes of some pied peacocks

sooner, for which I asked directly, as one must wait for the

lying-in of the pheasants. If I go on negotiating so

successfully, I may hope to arrive at a peerage a little sooner

than my uncle has.

As your Lordship, I know, is so good as to interest yourself in

the calamities of your friends, I will, as shortly as I can,

describe and grieve your heart with a catastrophe that has

happened to two of them. My Lady Ailesbury, Mr. Conway, and

Miss Rich passed two days last week at Strawberry Hill. We

were returning from Mrs. Clive's through the long field, and

had got over the high stile that comes into the road; that is,

three of us. It had rained, and the stile was wet. I could

not let Miss Rich straddle across so damp a palfrey, but took

her in my arms to lift her over. At that instant I saw a coach

and six come thundering down the hill from my house; and

hurrying to set down my charge, and stepping backwards, I

missed the first step, came down headlong with the nymph in my

arms; but turning quite round as we rushed to the ground, the

first thing that touched the earth was Miss Rich's head. You

must guess in how improper a situation we fell; and you must

not tell my Lady Strafford before any body that every

petticoat, etc. in the world were canted high enough indeed!

The coach came on, and never stopped. The apprehension that it

would run over my Chloe made me lie where I was, holding out my

arm to keep off the horses, which narrowly missed trampling us

to death. The ladies, who were Lady Holderness, Miss Pelham,

and your sister Lady Mary Coke, stared with astonishment at the

theatre which they thought I had chosen to celebrate our loves;

the footmen laughed; and you may imagine the astonishment of

Mr. Conway and Lady Ailesbury, who did not see the fall, but

turned and saw our attitude. It was these spectators that

amazed Miss Pelham, who described the adventure to Mrs. Pitt,

and said, "What was most amazing, there were Mr. Conway and

Lady Ailesbury looking on!" I shall be vexed to have told you

this long story, if Lady Mary has writ it already; only tell

in@ honestly if she has described it as decently as I have.

If you have not got the new Letters and Memoirs of Madame

Maintenon, I beg I may recommend them for your summer reading.

As far as I have got, which is but into the fifth volume of the

Letters, I think you will find them very curious, and some very

entertaining. The fourth volume has persuaded me of the

sincerity of' her devotion; and two or three letters at the

beginning of my present tome have made me even a little jealous

for my adored Madame de S`evign`e. I am quite glad to find

that they do not continue equally agreeable. The extreme

misery to which France was reduced at the end of Queen Anne's

war, is more striking than one could conceive. I hope it is a

debt that they are not going to pay, though the news that

arrived on Wednesday have but a black aspect. The

consternation on the behaviour of Byng,(693) and on the amazing

Council of war at Gibraltar,(694) is extreme; many think both

next to impossibilities. In the mean time we fear the loss of

Minorca. I could not help smiling t'other day at two passages

in Madame Maintenon's Letters relating to the Duc de Richelieu,

when he first came into the world: "Jamais homme n'a mieux

r`eussi `a la cour, la premi`ere fois qu'il y a paru: c'est

r`eellement une tr`es-jolie cr`eature!" Again:--"C'est la plus

aimable poup`ee qu'on puisse voir." How mortifying that this ,

jolie poup`ee should be the avenger Of the Valoises!

Adieu! my lord. I don't believe that a daughter of the Duke of

Argyle(695) will think that the present I have announced in the

first part of my letter balances the inglorious article in the

end. I wish you would both renew the breed of heroes, which

seems scarcer than that of gold pheasants!

(692) William Wentworth, second Earl of Strafford, of the

second creation. He married Lady Anne Campbell, second

daughter of John, second Duke of Argyle, and died in 1791.-E.

(693) Hon. John Byng, fourth son of Admiral Byng; a

distinguished officer, who, for his eminent services, was

created Viscount Torrington in 1721.-E.

(694) A council of war was held at Gibraltar, to decide upon a

request made by Admiral Byng for a reinforcement of troops from

that garrison for the defence of Minorca; where M. de la

Galissoni`ere, with thirteen sail of the line and several

transports, had, towards the end of April, landed a large body

of land forces under the command of the Duc de Richelieu.-E.

(695) Lady Strafford was the youngest daughter of John Duke of

Argyle.

327 Letter 186

To John Chute, Esq.(696)

Arlington Street, June 8, 1756.

My dear sir,

Pray have a thousand masses said in your divine chapel `a

l'intention of your poor country. I believe the occasion will

disturb the founder of it, and make him shudder in his shroud

for the ignominy of his countrymen. By all one learns, Byng,

Fowke, and all the officers at Gibraltar, were infatuated!

They figured Port Mahon lost, and Gibraltar a-going! a-going!

Lord Effingham, Cornwallis, Lord Robert Bertie, all, all signed

the council of war, and are in as bad odour as possible. The

King says It will be his death, and that he neither eats nor

sleeps--all our trust is in Hanoverians.

The Prince has desired to be excused living at Kensington, but

accepts of 40,000 pounds a year; 5,000 pounds is given to

Prince Edward, and an establishment is settling; but that too

will meet with difficulties. I will be more circumstantial

when we Meet.(697)

My uncle has chose no motto nor supporters yet: one would think

there were fees to pay for them! Mr. Fox said to him, "Why

don't you take your family motto?" He replied, "Because my

nephew would say I think I speak as well as my brother." I

believe he means me. I like his awe. The Duke of Richmond,

taking me for his son, reproached himself to Lady Caroline Fox

for not wishing me joy. She is so sorry she undeceived him!

Charles Townshend has turned his artillery upon his own court:

he says, "Silly fellow for silly fellow, I don't see why it is

not as well to be governed by my uncle with a blue riband, as

by my cousin with a green one."

I have passed to-day one of the most agreeable days of my life;

your righteous spirit will be offended with me-but I must tell

you: my Lord and Lady Bath carried my Lady Hervey and me to

dine with my Lady Allin at Blackheath. What added to the

oddness of the company in which I found myself was her sister

Mrs. Cleveland, whose bitterness against my father and uncle

for turning out her husband you have heard--but she is very

agreeable. I had a little private satisfaction in very

naturally telling my Lord Bath how happy I have made his old

printer, Franklyn. The Earl was in extreme good-humour,

repeated epigrams, ballads, anecdotes, stories, which, as

Madame S`evign`e says, put one in mind " "de sa d`efunte

veine." The Countess was not in extreme good-humour, but in

the best-humoured ill-humour in the world; contested every

thing with great drollery, and combated Mrs. Cleveland on

Madame Maintenon's character, with as much satire and knowledge

of the world as ever I heard in my life. I told my Lord Bath

General Wall's foolish vain motto, "Aut Caesar aut nihil." He

replied, "He is an impudent fellow; he should have taken 'Murus

aheneus.'" Doddington has translated well the motto on the

caps of the Hanoverians, "Vestigia nulla retrorsum." "They

never mean to go back again."

Saunders, the new admiral, told the King yesterday in a very

odd phrase, that they should scren his heart out, if Byng is

not now in the harbour of Mahon. The world condemns extremely

the rashness of superseding admirals on no information but from

our enemies. The ministry tremble for Thursday se'nnight

(inter alia), when the King is to desire the Parliament to

adjourn again. I believe altogether it will make a party.

Adieu!

(696) Now first printed.

(697) "June 6. I heard that a message in writing had been sent

to the Prince, from the King offering him an allowance of

40,000 pounds a year, and an apartment in the palaces of

Kensington and St. James's. The answer was full of high

gratitude for the allowance, but declining the apartment, on

account of the mortification it would be to his mother; though

it is well known that he does not live with her, either in town

or country." Doddington, p. 345.-E.

328 Letter 187

To Sir Horace Mann.

Arlington Street, June 14, 1756.

Our affairs have taken a strange turn, my dear Sir, since I

wrote to you last at the end of May; we have been all

confusion, consternation, and resentment! At this moment we

are all perplexity! When we were expecting every instant that

Byng would send home Marshal Richelieu's head to be placed upon

Temple-bar, we were exceedingly astonished to hear that the

governor and garrison of Gibraltar had taken a panic for

themselves, had called a council of war, and in direct

disobedience to a positive command, had refused Byng a

battalion from thence. This council was attended, and their

resolution signed, by all the chief officers there, among whom

are some particular favourites, and some men of the first

quality. Instead of being shocked at this disappointment, Byng

accompanied it with some wonderful placid letters, in which he

notified his intention of retiring under the cannon of

Gibraltar, in case he found it dangerous to attempt the relief

of Minorca! These letters had scarce struck their damp before

D'Abreu, the Spanish minister, received an account from France,

that Galissoni`ere had sent word that the English fleet had

been peeping about him, with exceeding caution, for two or

three days; that on the 20th of May they had scuffled for about

three hours, that night had separated them, and that to his

great astonishment, the English fleet, of which he had not

taken one vessel. had disappeared in the morning. If the world

was scandalized at this history, it was nothing to the

exasperation of the court, who, on no other foundation than an

enemy's report, immediately ordered Admiral Hawke and Saunders

[created an admiral on Purpose] to bridle and saddle the first

ship at hand, and post away to Gibraltar, and to hang and drown

Byng and West, and then to send them home to be tried for their

lives: and not to be too partial to the land, and to be as

severe upon good grounds as they were upon scarce any, they

despatched Lord Tyrawley and Lord Panmure upon the like errand

over the Generals Fowke and Stuart. This expedition had so far

a good effect, that the mob itself could i)ot accuse the

ministry of want of rashness; and luckily for the latter, in

three days more the same canal confirmed the disappearance of

the English fleet for four days after the engagement--but

behold! we had scarce had time to jumble together our sorrow

for our situation, and our satisfaction for the despatch we had

used to repair it, when yesterday threw us into a new puzzle.

Our spies, the French, have sent us intelligence that

Galissoni`ere is disgraced, recalled, and La Motte sent to

replace him, and that Byng has reinforced the garrison of St.

Philip's(698) with--150 men! You, who are nearer the spot, may

be able, perhaps, to unriddle or unravel all this confusion;

but you have no notion how it has put all your politics

aground!

This is not our only quandary! A message of 40,000 pounds

a-year, with an intention of an establishment for a court, and

an invitation of coming to live at Kensington, has been sent to

Leicester-fields. The money was very kindly received--the

proposal of leaving our lady-mother refused in most submissive

terms. It is not easy to enforce obedience; yet it is not

pleasant to part with our money for nothing--and yet it is

thought that will be the consequence of this ill-judged step of

authority. My dear child, I pity you who are to represent and

to palliate all the follies of your country!

My uncle has got his peerage: but just when the patent was

ready my Lord Privy Seal Gower went out of town, on which the

old baby wrote him quite an abusive letter, which my Lord Gower

answered with a great deal of wit and severity. Lord

Ilchester(699) and Lord Falconberg(700) are created earls.

General Isemberg of the Hessians has already diverted us: he

never saw the tide till he came to Southampton; he was alarmed,

and seeing the vessel leaning on the shore, he sent for his

master of the horse, and swore at him for overturning the ship

in landing the horses. Another of them has challenged a

Hampshire justice, for committing one of his soldiers; but

hitherto both Hessians and Hanoverians are rather popular.

Your brother, whom, if any thing, I think better, is set out

this morning for Bristol. You cannot pray more for its

restoring his health than I do. I have just received yours of

May 28th, to which I make no answer, as all the events I have

mentioned are posterior to your accounts. Adieu! my dear Sir.

(698) In the month of June 1756, the Marshal de Richelieu, at

the head of sixteen thousand men, landed in Minorca, and almost

immediately obtained possession of the whole island, as well as

of the fortress of St. Philip and Port Mahon, the population

joining him; and the garrison, commanded by General Blakeney,

being very weak, and not having received the expected succours

from Admiral Byng.-D.

(699) Stephen first Earl of Ilchester, eldest surviving son of

Sir Stephen Fox. His titles were given him, with remainder, in

failure of issue male of himself, to his younger brother, Henry

Fox.,-D.

(700) Thomas Belasyse, fourth Viscount and first Earl of

Fauconberg. He died in 1774.-D.

330 Letter 188

To George Montagu, Esq.

June 18.

The two drawings of the Vine and Strawberry, which you desired,

are done. and packed up in a box; tell me how I must send them.

The confusion about the ministry is not yet settled; at least

it was not at noon to-day; but, for fear that confusion should

ever finish, all the three factions are likely to come into

place together. Poor Mr. Chute has had another bad fit; he

took the air yesterday for the first time. I came to town but

last night, and returned to my chateau this evening knowing

nothing but that we are on the crisis of battles and

ministries. Adieu!

P. S. I just hear that your cousin Halifax has resigned, on

Pitt's not letting him be secretary of state for the West

Indies.

330 Letter 189

To Sir Horace Mann.

Strawberry Hill, July 11, 1756.

I receive with great satisfaction all your thanks for my

anxiety about your brother: I love you both so much, that

nothing can flatter me more, than to find I please the one by

having behaved as I ought to the other--oh, yes! I could be

much more rejoiced, if this brother ceased to want my

attentions. Bristol began to be of service to him. but he has

caught cold there, and been out of order again: he assures me

it is over. I will give you a kind of happiness: since he was

there, he tells me, that if he does not find all the benefit he

expects, he thinks of going abroad. I press this most eagerly,

and shall drive it on, for I own if he stays another winter in

England, I shall fear his disorder will fix irremovably. I

will give you a commission, which, for his sake, I am sure, you

will be attentive to execute in the perfectest manner. Mr. Fox

wants four vases of the Volterra alabaster, of four feet high

each. I choose to make over any merit in it to you, and though

I hate putting you to expense, at which you always catch so

greedily, when it is to oblige, yet you shall present these.

Choose the most beautiful patterns, look to the execution, and

send them with rapidity, with such a letter as your turn for

doing civil things immediately dictates.

There is no describing the rage against Byng; for one day we

believed him a real Mediterranean Byng.(701) He has not

escaped a sentence of abuse, by having involved so many

officers in his disgrace and his councils of war: one talks

coolly of their being broke, and that is all. If we may

believe report, the siege is cooled' into a blockade, and we

may still save Minorca, and, what I think still more of dear

old Blakeney.(702) What else we shall save or lose I know not.

The French, we hear, are embarked at Dunkirk--rashly, if to

come hither; if to Jersey or Guernsey, uncertain of success if

to Ireland, ora pro vobis! The Guards are going to encamp. I

am sorry to say, that with so much serious war about our ears,

we can't help playing with crackers. Well, if the French do

come, we shall at least have something for all the money we

have laid out on Hanoverians and Hessians! The latter, on

their arrival. asked bonnement where the French camp was. They

could not conceive being sent for if it was no nearer than

Calais.

The difficulties in settling the Prince's family are far from

surmounted; the council met on Wednesday night to put the last

hand to it, but left it as unsettled as ever.

Pray do dare to tell me what French and Austrians say of their

treaty: we are angry--but when did subsidies purchase

gratitude! I don't think we have always found that they even

purchased temporary assistance. France declared, Sweden and

Denmark allied to France, Holland and Austria neuter, Spain not

quite to be depended on, Prussia--how sincerely reconciled!

Would not one think we were menaced with a league of Cambray?

When this kind of situation was new to me, I did not like it-I

have lived long enough, and have seen enough, to consider all

political events as mere history, and shall go and see the

camps with as unthinking curiosity as if I were a simpleton or

a new general. Adieu!

(701) His father, Lord Torrington, had made a great figure

there against the Spaniards.

(702) It was at that time believed that General Blakeney had

acted with great spirit; but it appeared afterwards that he had

been confined to his bed, and had not been able to do any

thing.

331 Letter 190

To George Montagu, Esq.

Strawberry Hill, July 12, 1756.

When I have told you that Mr. Muntz has finished the drapery of

your picture, and the copy of it, and asked you whither and how

they must be sent, I think I have done all the business of my

letter; except telling you, that if you think of conveying them

through Moreland, he is gone a soldiering. All the world is

going the same road, except Mr. Muntz, who had rather be

knocked on the head for fame, than paint for it. He goes to

morrow to Kingston, to see the great drum pass by to Cobham, as

women go to take a last look of their captains. The Duke of

Marlborough, and his grandfather's triumphal car are to close

the procession. What would his grandame, if she were alive,

say to this pageant? If the war lasts, I think well enough of

him to believe he will earn a sprig; but I have no passion for

trying on a crown of laurel, before I had acquired it. The

French are said to be embarked at Dunkirk--lest I should seem

to know more than any minister, I will not pretend to guess

whither they are bound. I have been but one night in town, and

my head sung ballads about Admiral Byng all night, as one is

apt to dream of the masquerade minuet: the streets swarm so

with lampoons, that I begin to fancy myself a minister's son

again.

I am going to-morrow to Park-place; and the first week in

August into Yorkshire. If I hear that you are at Greatworth,

that is, if you will disclose your motions to me for the first

fortnight of that month, I will try if I cannot make it in my

road either going or coming. I know nothing of roads, but Lord

Strafford is to send me a route, and I should be glad to ask

you do for one night--but don't expect me, don't be

disappointed about me, and of all things don't let so uncertain

a scheme derange the least thing in the world that you have to

do. There are going to be as many camps and little armies, as

when England was a heptarchy. Adieu!

332 Letter 191

To Sir Horace Mann.

Strawberry Hill, July 24, 1756.

Because you desire it, I begin a letter to-day, but I don't

fancy I shall be able to fill to the bottom of this side. It

is in answer to your long one of the 3d. In answer?--no; you

must have Patience till next session before your queries can

be resolved, and then I believe you will not be very

communicative of the solutions. In short, all your questions

of, Why was not Byng sent sooner? Why not with more ships? Why

was Minorca not supported earlier? All these are questions

which all the world is asking as well as you, and to which all

the world does not make such civil answers as you must, and to

which I shall make none, as I really know none.(703) The

clamour is extreme, and I believe how to reply in Parliament

will be the chief business that will employ our ministry for

the rest of the summer--perhaps some such home and personal

considerations were occupying their thoughts in the winter,

when they ought to have been thinking of the Mediterranean.

We are still in the dark; we have nothing but the French

account of the surrender of St. Philip's: we are humbled,

disgraced, angry. We know as little of Byng, but hear that he

sailed with the reinforcement before his successor reached

Gibraltar. if shame, despair, or any human considerations can

give courage, he will surely contrive to achieve some great

action, or to be knocked on the head--a cannon-ball must be a

pleasant quietus. compared to being torn to pieces by an

English mob or a House of Commons. I know no other

alternative, but withdrawing to the Queen of Hungary, who

would fare little better if she were obliged to come hither--

we are extremely disposed to massacre somebody or other, to

show we have any courage left. You will be pleased with a

cool, sensible speech of Lord Granville to Coloredo, the

Austrian minister, who went to make a visit of excuses. My

Lord Granville interrupted him, and said, "Sir, this is not

necessary; I understand that the treaty is only of neutrality;

but what grieves me is, that our people will not understand it

so; and the prejudice will be so great, that when it shall

become necessary Again, as it will do, for us to support your

mistress, nobody will then dare to be a Lord Granville."

I think all our present hopes lie in Admiral Boscawen's

intercepting the great Martinico fleet of a hundred and fifty

sail, convoyed by five men-of-war Boscawen has twenty. I see

our old friend Prince Beauvau behaved well at Mahon. Our old

diversion, the Countess,(704) has exhibited herself lately to

the public exactly in a style you would guess. Having

purchased and given her lord's collection of statues to the

University of Oxford, she has been there at the public act to

receive adoration. A box was built for her near the

Vice-Chancellor, where she sat three days together for four

hours at a time to hear verses and speeches, to hear herself

called Minerva; nay, the public orator had prepared an

encomium on her beauty, but being struck with her appearance,

had enough presence of mind to whisk his compliments to the

beauties of her mind. Do but figure her; her dress had all

the tawdry poverty and frippery with which you remember her,

and I dare swear her tympany, scarce covered with ticking,

produced itself through the slit of her scowered damask robe.

It is amazing that she did not mash a few words of Latin, as

she used to fricasee French and Italian! or that she did not

torture some learned simile, like her comparing the tour of

Sicily, the surrounding the triangle, to squaring the circle;

or as when she said it was as difficult to get into an Italian

coach, as for Caesar to take Attica, which she meant for

Utica. Adieu! I trust by his and other accounts that your

brother mends.

P. S. The letters I mentioned to you, pretended to be Bower's,

are published, together with a most virulent pamphlet, but

containing affidavits, and such strong assertions of facts as

have staggered a great many people. His escape and account of

himself' in Italy is strongly questioned. I own I am very

impatient for the answer he has promised. I admire his book

so much, and see such malice in his accusers, that I am

strongly disposed to wish and think him a good man. Do, for

my private satisfaction, inquire and pick up all the anecdotes

you can relating to him, and what is said and thought of him

in Italy. One accusation I am sure is false, his being a

plagiary; there is no author from whom he could steal that

ever wrote a quarter so well.

(703) "However the case may be with regard to Byng," writes

Mr. George Grenville to Mr. Pitt, on the first intelligence of

the disaster, "what can be the excuse for sending a force,

which at the utmost is scarcely equal to the enemy, upon so

important and decisive an expedition? Though, in the venality

of this hour, it may be sufficient to throw the whole blame

upon Byng, yet I will venture to say, the other is a question

that, in the judgment of every impartial man, now and

hereafter, will require a better answer, I am afraid, than can

be given. I believe be was not reckoned backward in point of

personal courage, which makes this affair the more

extraordinary, and induces me to wait for his own account of

it, before I form an opinion of it." Chatham Correspondence,

vol. i. p. 163.-E.

(704) Of Pomfret.

334 Letter 192

To George Montagu, Esq.

Arlington Street, August 28, 1756.

As you were so kind as to interest yourself about the issue of

my journey, I can tell you that I did get to Strawberry on

Wednesday night, but it was half an hour past ten first-

-besides floods the whole day, I had twenty accidents with my

chaise, and once saw one of the postilions with the wheel upon

his body; he came off with making his nose bleed. My castle,

like a little ark, is surrounded with many waters, (and

yesterday morning I saw the Blues wade half way up their

horses through Teddington-lane.

There is nothing new but what the pamphlet shops produce;

however it is pleasant to have a new print or ballad every

day--I never had an aversion to living in a Fronde. The

enclosed cards are the freshest treason; the portraits by

George Townshend are droll--the other is a dull obscure thing

as can be. The "Worlds" are by Lord Chesterfield on Decorum,

and by a friend of yours and mine, who sent it before he went

to Jersey; but this is a secret: they neglected it till now,

so preferable to hundreds they have published--I suppose Mr.

Moore finds, what every body else has found long, that he is

aground. I saw Lovel to-day; he is very far advanced and

executes to perfection; you will be quite satisfied; I am not

discontent with my own design, now I see how well it succeeds.

It will certainly be finished by Michaelmas, at which time I

told him he might depend on his money, and he seemed fully

satisfied. My compliments to your brother, and adieu!

334 Letter 193

To Sir Horace Mann.

Arlington Street, August 29, 1756.

A journey of amusement into Yorkshire would excuse my not

having writ to you above this month, my dear Sir, but I have a

better reason,--nothing has happened worth telling YOU. Since

the conquest of Minorca, France seems to have taken the wisest

way for herself, and a sure one too of ruining us, by sitting

still, and yet keeping us upon our guard, at an outrageous

expense. Gazettes of all countries announce, as you say,

almost a league of Cambray against us; but the best heads

think, that after all Europe has profited of our profusion,

they will have the sense only to look on, while France and we

contend which shall hereafter be the Universal Merchant of

Venal Princes. If we reckon at all upon the internal

commotions in France, they have still a better prospect from

ours: we ripen to faction fast. The dearness of corn has even

occasioned insurrections: some of these the Chief Justice

Willcs has quashed stoutly. The rains have been excessive

just now, and must occasion more inconveniences. But the

warmth on the loss of Minorca has opened every sluice of

opposition that has been so long dammed up. Even Jacobitism

perks up those fragments of asses' ears which were not quite

cut to the quick. The city of London and some counties have

addressed the King and their members on our miscarriages. Sir

John Barnard, who endeavoured to stem the torrent of the

former, is grown almost as unpopular as Byng. That poor

simpleton, confined at Greenwich, is ridiculously easy and

secure, and has even summoned on his behalf a Captain Young,

his warmest accuser. Fowke, who of two contradictory orders

chose to obey the least spirited, is broke. Pamphlets and

satirical prints teem; the courts are divided; the ministers

quarrel-indeed, if they agreed, one should not have much more

to expect from them! the fair situation!

I do not wonder that you are impertinenced by Richcourt;(705)

there is nothing so catching as the insolence of a great proud

woman(706) by a little upstart minister: the reflection of the

sun from brass makes the latter the more troublesome of the

two.

Your dear brother returns from Bristol this week; as I fear

not much recovered, I shall have good reason to press his

going abroad, though I fear in vain. I will tell you

faithfully, after I have seen him a few days, what I think of

him.

I never doubt your zeal in executing any commission I give

you. The bill shall be paid directly; it will encourage me to

employ you; but you are generally so dilatory in that part of

the commission, that I have a thousand times declined asking

your assistance. Adieu! my dear Sir.

(705) Count Richcourt, a Lorrainer, prime minister at Florence

for the Great Duke.

(706) The Empress Queen, wife of the Great Duke.

335 Letter 194

To Richard Bentley, Esq.

Wentworth Castle, August.

I always dedicate my travels to you. My present expedition

has been very amusing, sights are thick sown in the counties

of York and Nottingham; the former is more historic, and the

great lords live at a prouder distance: in Nottinghamshire

there is a very heptarchy of little kingdoms elbowing one

another, and the barons of them want nothing but small armies

to make inroads into one another's parks, murder deer, and

massacre park-keepers. But to come to particulars: the great

road as far as Stamford is superb; in any other country it

would furnish medals, and immortalize any drowsy monarch in

whose reign it was executed. It is continued much farther,

but is more rumbling. I did not stop at Hatfield(707) and

Burleigh(708) to seek the palaces of my great-uncle-ministers,

having seen them before.

Budgen palace(709) surprises one prettily in a little village;

and the remains of Newark castle, seated pleasantly, began to

open a vein of historic memory. I had only transient and

distant views of Lord Tyrconnells at Belton, and of Belvoir.

The borders of Huntingdonshire have churches instead of

milestones, but the richness and extent of Yorkshire quite

charmed me. Oh! what quarries for working in Gothic! This

place is one of the very few that I really like; the

situation, woods, views, and the improvements are perfect in

their kinds; nobody has a truer taste than Lord Strafford.

The house is a pompous front screening an old house; it was

built by the last lord on a design of the Prussian architect

Bott, who is mentioned in the King's M`emoires de Brandenburg,

and is not ugly: the one pair of stairs is entirely engrossed

by a gallery of 180 feet, on the plan of that in the Colonna

palace at Rome: it has nothing but four modern statues and

some bad portraits, but, on my proposal, is going to have

books at each end. The hall is pretty, but low; the

drawing-room handsome: there wants a good eating-room and

staircase: but I have formed a design for both, and I believe

they will be executed--that my plans should be obeyed when

yours are not! I shall bring you a groundplot for a Gothic

building, which I have proposed that you should draw for a

little wood, but in the manner of an ancient market-cross.

Without doors all is pleasing: there is a beautiful

(artificial) river, with a fine semicircular wood overlooking

it, and the temple of Tivoli placed happily on a rising

towards the end. There are obelisks, columns, and other

buildings, and above all, a handsome castle in the true style,

on a rude mountain, with a court -,and towers: in the

castle-yard, a statue of the late lord who built it. Without

the park is a lake on each side, buried in noble woods. Now

contrast all this, and you may have some idea of Lord

Rockingham's. Imagine now a most extensive and most beautiful

modern front erected before the great Lord Strafford's old

house, and this front almost blocked up with hills, and every

thing unfinished around it, nay within it. The great

apartment, which is magnificent, is untouched -. the

chimney-pieces lie in boxes unopened. The park is traversed

by a common road between two high hedges--not from necessity.

Oh! no; this lord loves nothing but horses, and the enclosures

for them take place of every thing. The bowling-green behind

the house contains no less than four obelisks, and looks like

a Brobdignag nine-pin-alley: on a hill near, you would think

you saw the York-buildings water-works invited into the

country. There are temples in corn-fields; and in the little

wood, a window-frame mounted on a bunch of laurel, and

intended for an hermitage. In the inhabited part of the

house, the chimney-pieces are like tombs; and on that in the

library is the figure of this lord's grandfather, in a night-

gown of plaster and gold. Amidst all this litter and bad

taste, I adored the fine Vandvek of Lord Strafford and his

secretary, and could not help reverencing his bed-chamber.

With all his faults and arbitrary behaviour, one must worship

his spirit and eloquence: where one esteems but a single

royalist, one need not fear being too partial. When I visited

his tomb in the church (which is remarkably neat and pretty,

and enriched with monuments) I was provoked to find a little

mural cabinet, with his figure three feet high kneeling.

Instead of a stern bust (and his head would furnish a nobler

than Bernini's Brutus) one is peevish to see a plaything that

might have been bought at Chenevix's. There is a tender

inscription to the second Lord Strafford's wife, written by

himself; but his genius was fitter to coo over his wife's

memory than to sacrifice to his father's.

Well! you have had enough of magnificence; you shall repose in

a desert. Old Wortley Montagu lives on the very spot where

the dragon of Wantley did, only I believe the latter was much

better lodged: you never saw such a wretched hovel; lean,

unpainted, and half its nakedness barely shaded with harateen

stretched till it cracks. Here the miser hoards health and

money, his only two objects: he has chronicles in behalf of

the air, and battens on tokay, his single indulgence, as he

has heard it is particularly salutary. But the savageness of

the scene would charm your Alpine taste - it is tumbled with

fragments of mountains, that look ready laid for building the

world. One scrambles over a huge terrace, on which mountain

ashes and various trees spring out of the very rocks; and at

the brow is the don, but not spacious enough for such an

inmate. However, I am persuaded it furnished Pope with this

line, so exactly it answers to the picture:

"On rifted rocks, the dragon's late abodes."

I wanted to ask Pope if he had not visited Lady Mary Wortley

here during their intimacy, but could one put that question to

Avidien himself? There remains an ancient odd inscription

here, which has such a whimsical mixture of devotion and

romanticness that I must transcribe it:-

"Preye for the soul of Sir Thomas Wortley. Knight of the body

to the kings Edward IV., Richard III., Henry VII., Henry

VIII., whose faults God pardon. He caused a lodge to be built

on this crag in the midst of Wharncliff (the old orthography)

to hear the harts bell, in the year of our Lord 1510." It was

a chase, and what he meant to hear was the noise of the stags.

During my residence here I have made two little excursions and

I assure you it requires resolution . the roads are

insufferable: they mend them--I should call it spoil them--

-with large pieces of stone. At Pomfret I saw the remains of

that memorable castle "where Rivers, Vaughan, and Gray lay

shorter by the head;" and on which Gray says,

"And thou, proud boy, from Pomfret's walls shalt send

A groan, and envy oft thy happy grandsire's end!"(710)

The ruins are vanishing, but well situated; there is a large

demolished church and a pretty market-house. We crossed a

Gothic bridge of eight arches at Ferrybridge, where there is a

pretty view, and went to a large old house of Lord

Huntingdon's at Ledstone, which has nothing remarkable but a

lofty terrace, a whole-length portrait of his Grandfather in

tapestry, and the having belonged to the great Lord Strafford.

We saw that monument of part of poor Sir John Bland's

extravagance,(711) his house and garden, which he left orders

to make without once looking at either plan. The house is a

bastard- Gothic, but Of not near the extent I had heard. We

lay at Leeds, a dingy large town; and through very bad black

roads, (for the whole country is a colliery, or a quarry,) we

went to Kirkstall Abbey, where are vast Saxon ruins, in a most

picturesque situation, on the banks of a river that falls into

a cascade among rich meadows, hills, and woods: it belongs to

Lord Cardigan: his father pulled down a large house here '.

lest it should interfere with the family seat, Deane. We

returned through Wakefield, where is a pretty Gothic chapel on

a bridge,(712) erected by Edward IV., in memory of his father,

who lived at Sandal castle just by, and perished in the battle

here, There is scarce any thing of the castle extant, but it

commanded a rich prospect.

By permission from their graces of Norfolk, who are at

Tunbridge, Lord Strafford carried us to WorkSop,(713) where we

passed two days. The house is huge, and one of the

magnificent works of old Bess of Hardwicke, who guarded the

Queen of Scots here for some time in a wretched little

bedchamber within her own lofty one: there is a tolerable

little picture of Mary's needlework. The great apartment is

vast and triste, the whole leanly furnished: the great

gallery, of above two hundred feet, at the top of the house,

is divided into a library, and into nothing. The chapel is

decent. There is no prospect, and the barren face of the

country is richly furred with evergreen plantations, under the

direction of the late Lord Petre.

On our way we saw Kiveton, an ugly neglected seat of the Duke

of Leeds, with noble apartments and several good portraits! I

went to Welbeck. It is impossible to describe the bales of

Cavendishes, harleys, Holleses, Veres, and Ogles: every

chamber is tapestried with them; nay, and with ten thousand

other fat morsels; all their histories inscribed; all their

arms, crests, devices, sculptured on chimneys of various

English marbles in ancient forms (and, to say truth, most of

them ugly). Then such a Gothic hall, with pendent fretwork in

imitation of the old, and with a chimney-piece extremely like

mine in the library. Such water-colour pictures! such

historic fragments! In short, such and so much of every thing

I like, that my party thought they should never get me away

again. There is Prior's portrait, and the column and

Varelst's flower on which he wrote; and the authoress Duchess

of Newcastle in a theatric habit, which she generally wore,

and, consequently,, looking as mad as the present Duchess; and

dukes of the same name, looking as foolish as the present

Duke; and Lady Mary Wortley, drawn as an authoress, with

rather better pretensions; and cabinets and glasses wainscoted

with the Greendale oak, which was so large that an old steward

wisely cut a way through it to make a triumphal passage for

his lord and lady on their wedding, and only killed it! But it

is impossible to tell you@ half what there is. The poor woman

who is just dead passed her whole widowhood, except in doing

ten thousand right and just things, in collecting and

monumenting the portraits and relics of all the great families

from which she descended, and which centred in her. The Duke

and Duchess of Portland are expected there to-morrow, and we

saw dozens of cabinets and coffers with the seals not yet

taken off What treasures to revel over! The horseman Duke's

man`ege is converted into a lofty stable,. and there is still

a grove or two of magnificent oaks that have escaped all these

great families, though the last Lord Oxford cut down above an

hundred thousand pounds' worth. The place has little pretty,

distinct from all these reverend circumstances.

(707) Hatfield, the seat of the Earl of Salisbury, was

exchanged by King James I. with Robert Cecil, first Earl of

Salisbury, for Theobald's, in the same county. Evelyn visited

Hatfield in March 1643: "I went," he says, "to see my Lord

Salisbury's palace at Hatfield, where the most considerable

rarity, besides the house," (inferior to few then in England

for its architecture,) " was the garden and vineyard, rarely

well-watered and planted. They also showed us the picture of

Secretary Cecil in mosaic work, very well done by some Italian

hand."-E.

(708) built by the great Lord Burleigh, lord treasurer to

Queen Elizabeth, who visited him at this place, and where

several articles still remain which had belonged to her.-E.

(709) The episcopal palace of the Bishops of Lincoln.-E.

(710) "August 14, 1654.-Passed through Pontefract; the castle,

famous for many guests, both of late and ancient times, and

the death of that unhappy king murdered in it (Richard II.),

was now demolishing by the rebels: it stands on a mount, and

makes a goodly show at a distance." Evelyn, vol. ii. p. 88.-E.

(711) Kippax Park.

(712) The chapel upon Wakefield bridge is said to have been

built upon the spot where Edmund Earl of Rutland, the youngest

son of Richard Duke of York, and brother of Edward IV. and

Richard III. was killed by John Lord Clifford, surnamed the

Butcher.-E.

(713) The magnificent structure here described by Walpole was

burnt down in 1761.-E.

339 Letter 195

To Sir Horace Mann.

Strawberry Hill, Sept. 19, 1756.

I promised you an account of your brother as soon as he should

return from Bristol, but I deferred it for a week, till I

could see him reposed and refreshed, and could judge more

fairly. I do think him much mended; I do not say recovered.

H e looks with colour again, and has (got a little flesh, and

is able to do much more than before he went. My Lord Radnor

thinks he has a great appetite; I did not perceive it when he

dined with me. His breath is better, though sometimes

troublesome, and he brought back a great cough, which,

however, is much abated. I think him so much better, that I

ventured to talk very freely to him upon his own state; and

though I allowed him mended, I told him plainly that I was

convinced his case would be irrecoverable, if he did not go

abroad. At times he swears he will, if he falls back at all;

at others he will not listen to it, but pleads the confusion

of his affairs. I wish there is not another more

insurmountable cause, the fury, who not only torments him in

this world, but is hurrying him into the next. I have not

been able to prevail with him to pass one day or two here with

me in tranquility. I see his life at stake, I feel for him,

for you, for myself'; I am desperate about it, and yet know no

remedy! I can only assure you that I will not see it quietly;

nor would any thing check me from going the greatest lengths

with your sister, whom I think effectually, though perhaps not

maliciously, a most wicked being, but that I always find it

recoils upon your brother. Alas! what signifies whether she

murders him from a bad heart or a bad temper?

Poor Mr. Chute, too, has been grievously ill with the gout- he

is laid up at his own house, whither I am going to see him.

I feel a little satisfaction that you have an opportunity of

Richcourt's insults: who thought that the King of Prussia

would ever be a rod in our hands? For my part, I feel quite

pleasant, for whether he demolishes the Queen, or the Queen

him, can one but find a loophole to let out joy? Lord

Stormont's(714) valet de chambre arrived three days ago with

an account of his being within four leagues of Dresden.(715)

He laughs at the King o abuses Count Bruhl(716) with so much

contempt, that one reconciles to him very fast: however, I

don't know what to think of his stopping in Saxony. He

assures us, that the Queen has not 55,000 men, nor magazines,

nor money; but why give her time to get away? As the chance

upon the long run must be so much against him, and as he has

three times repeated his offers of desisting if the

Empress-Queen will pawn her honour (counters to which I wonder

he of all Kings would trust) that she will not attack him, one

must believe that he thinks himself reduced to this step; but

I don@t see how he is reduced to involve the Russian Empress

in the quarrel too. He affirms that both intended to demolish

him--but I think I would not accuse both till at least I had

humbled one. We are much pleased with this expedition, but at

best it ensures the duration of the war--and I wish we don't

attend more to that on the Continent than to that on our

element, especially as we are discouraged a little on the

latter. You reproach me for not telling you more of Byng-

-what can I tell you, my dear child, of a poor simpleton who

behaves arrogantly and ridiculously in the most calamitous of

all situations? he quarrels with the admiralty and ministry

every day, though he is doing all he can to defer his trial.

After he had asked for and had had granted a great number of

witnesses, he demanded another large set: this has been

refused him: he is under close confinement, but it will be

scarce possible to try him before the Parliament meets.

The rage of addresses did not go far: at present every thing

is quiet. Whatever ministerial politics there are, are in

suspense. The rains are begun, and I suppose will soon

disperse our camps. The Parliament does not meet till the

middle of November. Admiral Martin, whom I think you knew in

Italy, died here yesterday, unemployed. This is a complete

abridgement of all I know, except that, since Colonel

Jefferies arrived, we think still worse of the land-officers

on board the fleet, as Boyd passed from St. Philip's to the

fleet easily and back again. Jefferies (strange that Lord

Tyrawley should not tell him) did not know till he landed

here,,what succour had been intended--he could not refrain

from tears. Byng's brother did die immediately on his

arrival.(717) I shall like to send you Prussian journals, but

am much more intent on what relates to your brother. Adieu!

(714) British minister at Vienna.

(715) This was the King of Prussia's irruption into Saxony,

which was the commencement of the terrible Seven Years'

War.-D.

(716) Prime minister to Augustus King of Poland, and Elector

of Saxony.

(717) Edward Byng, youngest brother of the Admiral. He was

bred up in the army. On the Admiral being brought home a

prisoner, he went to visit him at Portsmouth, on the 28th of

July: overcome by the fatigue of the journey, in which he had

made great expedition, he was on the next morning seized with

convulsions, and died.-E.

341 Letter 196

To George Montagu, Esq.

Strawberry Hill, Oct. 14, 1756.

I shall certainly not bid for the chariot for you; do you

estimate an old dowager's new machine but at ten pounds? You

could scarce have valued herself at less! it is appraised here

at fifty. There are no family pictures but such as you might

buy at any sale, that is, there are three portraits without

names. If you had offered ten pounds for a set of Pelhams,

perhaps I should not have thought you had underpriced them.

You bid me give you some account of myself; I can in a very

few words: I am quite alone; in the morning I view a new pond

I am making for gold fish, and stick in a few shrubs or trees,

wherever I can find a space, which is very rare: in the

evening I scribble a little; all this is mixed with reading;

that is, I can't say I read much, but I pick up a good deal of

reading. The only thing I have done that can compose a

paragraph, and which I think you are Whig enough to forgive

me, is, that on each side of my bed I have hung MAGNA CHARTA,

and the warrant for King Charles's execution, on which I have

written Major Charta; and I believe, without the latter, the

former by this time would be of very little importance. You

will ask where Mr. Bentley is; confined with five sick

infants, who

live in spite of the epidemic distemper, as if they were

infantas, and in bed himself with a fever and the same sore

throat, though he sends me word he mends.

The King of Prussia has sent us over a victory, which is very

kind, as we are not likely to get any of our own-not even by

the secret Expedition, which you apprehend, and which I

believe still less than I did the invasion-perhaps indeed

there may be another port on the coast of France which we hope

to discover, as we did one in the last war. By degrees, and

somehow or other, I believe, we shall be fully acquainted with

France. I saw the German letter you mention, think it very

mischievous, and very well written for the purpose.

You talk of being better than you have been for many months;

pray, which months were they, and what was the matter with

you? Don't send me your fancies; I shall neither pity nor

comfort you. You are perfectly well, and always were ever

since I knew you, which is now--I won't say how long, but

within this century. Thank God you have good health, and

don't call it names.

John and I are just going to Garrick's with a grove of

cypresses in our hands, like the Kentish men at the Conquest.

He has built a temple to his master Shakspeare, and I am going

to adorn the outside, since his modesty would not let me

decorate it within, as I proposed, with these mottoes:

"Quod spiro et placeo, si placeo, tuum est.

That I spirit have and nature,

That sense breathes in ev'ry feature,

That I please, if please I do,

Shakspeare, all I owe to you."

342 Letter 197

To George Montagu, Esq.

Twickenham, Monday.

You are desired to have business to hinder you from going to

Northampton, and you are desired to have none to hinder you

from coming to Twickenham. The autumn is in great beauty; my

Lord Radnor's baby-houses lay eggs every day, and promise new

swarms; Mrs. Chandler treads, but don't lay; and the

neighbouring dowagers order their visiting coaches before

sunset-can you resist such a landscape? only send me a line

that I may be sure to be ready for you, for I go to London now

and then to buy coals.

I believe there cannot be a word of truth in Lord Granville's

going to Berlin; by the clumsiness of the thought, I should

take it for ministerial wit--and so, and so.

The Twickenham Alabouches say that Legge is to marry the

eldest Pelhamine infanta; he loves a minister's daughter--I

shall not wonder if he intends it, but can the parents! Mr.

Conway mentioned nothing to me but of the prisoners of the

last battle. and I hope it extends no farther, but I vow I

don't see why it should not. Adieu!

342 Letter 198

To Sir Horace Mann.

Strawberry Hill, Oct. 17, 1756.

Lentulus (I am going to tell you no old Roman tale; he is the

King of Prussia's aide-de-camp) arrived yesterday, with ample

Confirmation of the victory in Bohemia.(718) Are not you glad

that we have got a victory that we can at least call Cousin?

Between six and seven thousand Austrians were killed: eight

Prussian squadrons sustained the acharnement, which is said to

have been extreme, of thirty-two squadrons of Austrians: the

pursuit lasted from Friday noon till Monday morning; both our

countrymen Brown and Keith(719) performed wonders--we seem to

flourish much when transplanted to Germany--but Germany don't

make good manure here! The Prussian King writes that both

Brown and Piccolomini are too strongly entrenched to be

attacked. His Majesty ran to this victory; not `a la

Mulwitz.(720) He affirms having found In the King of Poland's

cabinet ample justification of his treatment of Saxony--should

not one query whether he had not those proofs(721) in his

hands antecedent to the cabinet? The Dauphiness(722) is said

to have flung herself at the King of France's feet and begged

his protection for her father; that he promised "qu'il le

rendroit au centuple au Roi de Prusse."

Peace is made between the courts of Kensington and Kew; Lord

Bute(723) who had no visible employment at the latter, and yet

whose office was certainly no sinecure, is to be groom of the

stole(724) to the Prince of Wales; which satisfies. The rest

of the family will be named before the birthday--but I don't

know how, as soon as one wound is closed, another breaks out!

Mr. Fox, extremely discontent at having no power, no

confidence, no favour, (all entirely engrossed by the old

monopolist(725) has asked leave to resign. It is not yet

granted. If Mr. Pitt will--or can, accept the seals, probably

Mr. Fox will be indulged,--if Mr. Pitt will not, why then, it

is impossible to tell you what will happen.(726) Whatever

happens on such an emergency, with the Parliament SO near,

with no time for considering measures, with so bad a past, and

so much worse a future, there certainly is no duration or good

in prospect. Unless the King of Prussia will take our affairs

at home as well as abroad to nurse, I see no possible recovery

for us-and you may believe, when a doctor like him is

necessary, I should be full as willing to die of the

distemper.

Well! and so you think we are undone!--not at all; if folly

and extravagance are symptoms of nation's being at the height

of their glory, as after-observers pretend that they are

forerunners Of its ruin, we never were in a more flourishing

situation. My Lord Rockingham and my nephew Lord Orford have

made a match of five hundred pounds, between five turkeys and

five geese, to run from Norwich to London. Don't you believe

in the transmigration of souls? And are not you convinced

that this race is between Marquis Sardanapalus and Earl

Heliogabalus? And don't you pity the poor Asiatics and

Italians who comforted themselves on their resurrection with

being geese and turkeys?

Here's another symptom of our glory! The Irish Speaker, Mr.

Ponsonby,(727) has been reposing himself at Newmarket. George

Selwyn, seeing him toss about bank-bills at the hazard-table,

said, "How easily the Speaker passes the money-bills!"

You, who live at Florence among vulgar vices and tame slavery,

will stare at these accounts. Pray be acquainted with your

own country, while it is in its lustre. In a regular monarchy

the folly of the Prince gives the tone; in a downright

tyranny, folly dares give itself no airs; it is in a wanton

overgrown commonwealth that whim and debauchery ]Intrigue best

together. Ask me which of these governments I prefer--oh! the

last--only I fear it is the least durable.

I have not yet thanked you for your letter of September 18th,

with the accounts of the Genoese treaty and of the Pretender's

quarrel with the Pope--it is a squabble worthy a Stuart. Were

he here, as absolute as any Stuart ever wished to be, who

knows with all his bigotry but he might favour us with a

reformation and the downfall of the mass? The ambition of

making a Duke of York vice-chancellor of holy church would be

as good a reason for breaking with holy church, as Harry the

Eighth's was for quarrelling with it, because it would not

excuse him from going to bed to his sister, after it had given

him leave.

I wish I could tell you that your brother mends! indeed I

don't think he does; nor do I know what to say to him; I have

exhausted both arguments and entreaties, and yet if I thought

either would avail, would gladly recommence them. Adieu!

(718) This was the battle of Lowositz, gained by the King of

Prussia over the Austrians, commanded by Marshal Brown, on the

first of October, 1756.-D.

(719) Brother of the Earl Marshal.

(720) The King of Prussia was said to have fled from the first

battle, though it proved a victory.

(721) He had procured copies of all Count Bruhl's despatches

by bribing a secretary.

(722) The second wife of the Dauphin was daughter of Augustus

King of Poland.

(723) John Stuart, Earl of Bute, who played so conspicuous a

part in the succeeding reign.-D.

(724) Upon this appointment Edward Wortley Montagu thus writes

to lady Mary:--"I have something to mention that I believe

will be agreeable to you: I mean some particulars relating to

Lord Bute. He stood higher in the late Prince Of Wales's

favour than any man. His attendance was frequent at

Leicester-house, where this young Prince has resided, and

since his father's death has continued without intermission,

till new officers were to be placed under him. It is said

that another person was to be groom of the stole, but that the

Prince's earnest request was complied with in my lord's

favour. It is supposed that the governors, preceptors, etc.

who were about him before will be now set aside, and that my

lord is the principal adviser, This young Prince is supposed

to know the true state of the country, and to have the best

inclinations to do all in his power to make it flourish."-E.

(725) The Duke of Newcastle.

(726) "Oct. 19. Mr. Pitt was sent for to town, and came. He

returned, rejecting all terms, till the Duke of Newcastle was

removed." Dodington, p. 346-E.

(727) The Right Hon. John Ponsonby, brother of Lord

Besborough.-D.

344 Letter 199

To George Montagu, Esq.

Arlington Street, Oct. 28, 1756.

Can you recommend one a first minister? We want one so much,

that we do not insist upon his having a character from his

last place: there will be good vails.--But I forget; one ought

to condole with you: the Duke of Newcastle is your cousin, and

as I know by experience how much one loves one's relations, I

sympathize with you! But, alas! all first ministers are

mortal; and, as Sir Jonathan Swift said, crowned heads and

cane heads, good heads and no heads at all, may all come to

disgrace. My father, who had no capacity, and the Duke of

Newcastle, who has so much, have equally experienced the

mutability of this world. Well-a-day, well-a-day! his grace

is gone! He has bid adieu to courts, retires to a hermitage,

and Will let his beard grow as long as his Duchess's.

so you are surprised! and the next question you will ask will

be, who succeeds? Truly that used to be a question the

easiest in the world to be resolved upon change of ministers.

It is now the most unanswerable. I can only tell you that all

the atoms are dancing, and as atoms always do, I suppose. will

range themselves into the most durable system imaginable.

Beyond the past hour I know not a syllable; a good deal of'

the preceding hours--a volume would not contain it. There is

some notion that the Duke of Bedford and your cousin Halifax

are to be the secretaries of state--as Witwould says, they

will sputter at one another like roasted apples.

The Duchess of Hamilton has brought her beauty to London at

the only instant when it would not make a crowd. I believe we

should scarce stare at the King of Prussia, so much are we

engrossed by this ministerial ferment.

I have been this morning to see your monument;(728) it IS not

Put together, but the parts are admirably executed; there is a

helmet that would tempt one to enlist. The inscription suits

wonderfully, but I have overruled the golden letters, which

not Only are not lasting, but would not do at all, as they are

to be cut in statuary marble. I have given him the arms,

which certainly should be in colours: but a shield for your

sister's would be barbarous tautology. You see how arbitrary

I am, as you gave me leave to be. Adieu!

(728) To the memory of his sister, Miss Harriet Montagu.-E.

345 Letter 200

To Sir Horace Mann.

Arlington Street, Nov. 4, 1756.

I desired your brother last week to tell you that it was in

vain for me to write while every thing was in such confusion.

The chaos is just as far from being dispersed now; I only

write to tell you what has been its motions. One of the

Popes, I think, said soon after his accession, he did not

think it had been so easy to govern. What would he have

thought of such a nation as this, engaged in a formidable war,

without any government at all, literally, for above a

fortnight! The foreign ministers have not attempted to

transact any business since yesterday fortnight. For God's

sake, what do other countries say of us?--but hear the

progress of our inter-ministerium.

When Mr. Fox had declared his determination of resigning great

offers were sent to Mr. Pitt; his demands were much greater,

accompanied with a total exclusion of the Duke of Newcastle.

Some of the latter's friends would have persuaded him, as the

House of Commons is at his devotion, to have undertaken the

government against both Pitt and Fox; but fears preponderated.

Yesterday his grace declared his resolution of retiring with

all that satisfaction of mind which must attend a man whom not

one man of sense, will trust any longer. The King sent for

Mr. Fox, and bid him try if Mr. Pitt would join him. The

latter, without any hesitation, refused. In this perplexity

the King ordered the Duke of Devonshire to try to compose some

ministry for him, and sent him to Pitt, to try to accommodate

with Fox.(729) Pitt, with a list of terms a little modified,

was ready to engage, but on condition that Fox should have no

employment in the cabinet. Upon this plan negotiations have

been carrying on for this week. Mr. Pitt and Mr. Legge, whose

whole party consists of from twelve to sixteen persons,

exclusive of Leicester-house, (of that presently,) concluded

they were entering on the government as secretary of state and

chancellor of the exchequer;@ but there is so great

unwillingness to give it up totally into their hands, that all

manner of expedients have been projected to get rid of their

proposals, or to limit their power. Thus the case stands at

this instant: the Parliament has been put off for a fortnight,

to gain time; the Lord knows whether that will suffice to

bring on any sort of temper! In the mean time the government

stands still; pray Heaven the war may too! You will wonder how

fifteen or sixteen persons can be of such importance. In the

first place, their importance has been conferred on them, and

has been notified to the nation by these concessions and

messages; next, Minorca is gone; Oswego gone; the nation is in

a ferment; some very great indiscretions in delivering a

Hanoverian soldier from prison by a warrant from the secretary

of state have raised great difficulties; instructions from

counties, boroughs, especially from the city of London, in the

style of 1641, and really in the spirit of 1715(730) and 1745,

have raised a great flame; and lastly, the countenance of

Leicester-house, which Mr. Pitt is supposed to have,(731) and

which Mr. Legge thinks he has, all these tell Pitt that he may

command such numbers without doors as may make the majorities

within the House tremble.

Leicester-house is by some thought inclined to more pacific

measures. Lord Bute's being established groom of the stole

has satisfied. They seem more Occupied in disobliging all

their new court than in disturbing the King's. Lord

Huntingdon, the new master of the horse to the Prince, and

Lord Pembroke, one of his lords, have not been spoken to.

Alas! if the present storms should blow over, what seeds for

new! You must guess at the sense of this paragraph, which it

is difficult, at least improper to explain to you; though you

could not go into a coffee-house here where it would not be

interpreted to you. One would think all those little

politicians had been reading the Memoirs of the minority of

Louis XIV.

There has been another great difficulty: the season obliging

all camps to break up, the poor Hanoverians' have been forced

to continue soaking in theirs. The country magistrates have

been advised that they arc not obliged by law to billet

foreigners on public-houses, and have refused. Transports

were yesterday ordered to carry away the Hanoverians! There

are eight thousand men taken from America; for I am sure we

can spare none from hence. The negligence and dilatoriness of

the ministers at home, the wickedness of our West Indian

governors, and the little-minded quarrels of the regulars and

irregular forces, have reduced our affairs in that part of the

world to a most deplorable state. Oswego, of ten times more

importance even than Minorca, is so annihilated that we cannot

learn the particulars.

My dear Sir, what a present and future picture have I given

you! The details are infinite, and what I have neither time,

nor, for many reasons, the imprudence to send by the post:

your good sense will but too well lead you to develop them.

The crisis is most melancholy and alarming. I remember two or

three years ago I wished for more active times, and for events

to furnish our correspondence. I think I could write you a

letter almost as big as my Lord Clarendon's History. What a

bold man is he who shall undertake the administration! How

much shall we be obliged to him! How mad is he, whoever is

ambitious of it! Adieu!

(729) "The Duke of Devonshire advised his Majesty to comply

with Pitt's demands, whereupon the administration was formed;

on which account the Duke was unjustly censured by some

unreasonable friends; for he joined Pitt rather than Fox, not

from any change of friendship, or any partiality in Pitt's

favour, but because it was more safe to be united with him who

had the nation of his side, than with the man who was the most

unpopular; a reason which will have its proper weight with

most ministers." Waldegrave's Memoirs, p. 87.-E.

(730) Meaning that the Jacobites excited the clamour.

(731) Lord Temple, in a letter to Mr. Pitt of the 11th, says,

"Lord Bute used expressions so transcendently obliging to me,

and so decisive of the determined purpose of Leicester-house

towards us, in the present or any future day, that your own

lively imagination cannot suggest to you a wish beyond them."

Chatham correspondence, vol. i. p. 191.-E.

347 Letter 201

To George Montagu, Esq.

Arlington Street, November 6, 1756.

After an inter-MinisteriUm of seventeen days, Mr. Pitt has

this morning, accepted the government as secretary of state;

the Duke of Newcastle and Mr. Fox being both excluded. The

Duke of Devonshire is to be at the head of the treasury. the

Chancellor(732) retires; the seals to be in commission.

Remnants of both administrations must be preserved, as Mr.

Pitt has not wherewithal to fill a quarter of their

employments. Did you ever expect to see a time when he would

not have cousins enough? It will take some days to adjust all

that is to follow. You see that, unless Mr. Pitt joins with

either Fox or Newcastle, his ministry cannot last six months;

I would bet that the lightness of the latter emerged first.

George Selwyn, hearing some people at Arthur's t'other night

lamenting the distracted state of the country, joined in the

discourse, with the whites of his eyes and his prim mouth, and

fetching a deep sigh, said, "Yes, to be sure it is terrible!

There is the Duke of Newcastle's faction, and there is Fox's

faction, and there is Leicester-house! between two factions

and one faction we are torn to pieces!"

Thank you for your exchequer-ward wishes for me, but I am apt

to think that I have enough from there already: don't think my

horns and hoofs are growing, when I profess indifference to my

interest. Disinterestedness is no merit in me, 'It happens to

be my passion. It certainly is not impossible that your two

young lords may appear in the new system. Mr. Williams is

just come from his niece, Lady North's, and commends her

husband exceedingly. He tells me that the plump Countess is

in terrors lest Lord Coventry should get a divorce from his

wife and Lord Bolingbroke should marry her. 'Tis a

well-imagined panic!

Mr. Mann, I trust, does not grow worse; I wish I could think

he mended. Mr. B. is sitting in his chimney-corner literally

with five girls; I expect him to meet me to-morrow at

Strawberry. As no provision is made for the great C`u in the

new arrangement, it is impossible but he may pout a little.

My best compliments to your brothers and sisters. Adieu! Will

this find you at Greatworth!

(732) Lord Hardwicke.

348 Letter 202

To Sir Horace Mann.

Arlington Street, Nov. 13, 1756.

Your brother has told me that Mr. Pitt accepts your southern

province, yielding to leave Lord Holderness in the northern.

I don't know what calm you at this distance may suppose this

will produce; I should think little; for though the Duke of

Newcastle resigned on Thursday, and Mr. Fox resigns to-day,

the chief friends of each remain in place -, and Mr. Pitt

accedes with so little strength that his success seems very

precarious. If he Hanoverizes, or checks any inquiries, he

loses his popularity, and falls that way; if he burnouts the

present rage of the people, he provokes two powerful factions.

His only chance seems to depend on joining with the Duke of

Newcastle, who is most offended with Fox: but after Pitt's

personal exclusion of his grace, and considering Pitt's small

force, it may not be easy for him to be accepted there. I

foresee nothing but confusion: the new system is composed of

such discordant parts that it can produce no harmony. Though

the Duke of Newcastle, the Chancellor, Lord Anson, and Fox

quit, yet scarce one of their friends is discarded. The very

cement seems disjunctive; I mean the Duke of Devonshire, who

takes the treasury. If he acts cordially, he disobliges his

intimate friend Mr. Fox; if he does not, he offends Pitt.

These little reasonings will give you light, though very

insufficient for giving you a clear idea of the most perplexed

and complicate situation that ever was. Mr. Legge returns to

be chancellor of the exchequer, and Sir George Lyttelton is

indemnified with a peerage. The Duke of Newcastle has got his

dukedom entailed on Lord Lincoln. The seals are to be in

commission, if not given to a lord keeper. Your friend Mr.

Doddington(733) is out again for about the hundred and

fiftieth time. The rest of the list is pretty near settled;

you shall have it as soon as it takes place. I should tell

you that Lord Temple is first lord of the admiralty.

Being much too busy to attend to such trifles as a war and

America, we know mighty little of either. The massacre at

Oswego happily proves a romance: part of the two regiments

that were made prisoners there are actually arrived at

Plymouth, the provisions at Quebec being too scanty to admit

additional numbers. The King of Prussia is gone into winter

quarters, but disposed in immediate readiness. One hears that

he has assured us, that if we will keep our fleet in good

order, he will find employment for the rest of our enemies.

Two days ago, in the midst of all the ferment at court,

Coloredo, the Austrian minister, abruptly demanded an

audience, in which he demanded our quotas: I suppose the King

told him that whenever he should have a ministry again he

would consult them. I will tell you my comment on this: the

Empress-Queen, who is scrupulous on the ceremonial of

mischief, though she so easily passes over the reality and

ingratitude, proposes, I imagine, on a refusal which she

deserves and has drawn upon her, to think herself justified in

assisting France in some attempts on us from the coast of

Flanders. I have received yours of October 23d, and am glad

the English showed a proper disregard of Richcourt. Thank you

a thousand times for your goodness to Mr. and Mrs. Dick: it

obliges me exceedingly, and I am sure will be most grateful to

Lady Henry Beauclerc.

I don't know what to answer to that part about your brother:

you think and argue exactly as I have done; would I had not

found it in vain! but, my dear child, you and I have never

been married, and are sad judges! As to your elder brother's

interposition, I wish he had tenderness enough to make him

arbitrary. I beg your pardon, but he is fitter to marry your

sister than to govern her. Your brother Gal. certainly looks

better; yet I think of him just as you do, and by no means

trust to so fallacious a distemper. Indeed I tease him to

death to take a resolution, but to no purpose. In short, my

dear Sir, they are melancholy words, but I can neither flatter

you publicly nor privately; England is undone, and your

brother is not to be persuaded; Yet i hope the former will not

be quite given up, and I shall certainly neglect nothing

possible with regard to the latter. Adieu!

'

(733) Doddington, in his Diary of the 15th, says, "The Duke of

Devonshire told me that he was forced by the King to take the

employment he held; that his grace was ordered to go to Mr.

Pitt, and know upon what conditions he would serve; that, in

the arrangement Pitt and his friends made, my office was

demanded--he was sorry for it--he was not concerned in it--and

he behaved very civilly," etc.-E.

350 Letter 203

To George Montagu, Esq.

Arlington Street, Nov. 25, 1756.

You must tell me what or whose the verses are that you demand;

I know of none. I could send you reams of tests, contests,

and such stupid papers, and bushels of more stupid cards. I

know of nothing good; nor of any news, but that the committee

of creations is not closed yet. Mr. Obrien was yesterday

created Irish Earl of Thomond. Mr. Pitt is to be wrapped up

in flannel, and brought to town to-morrow to see King George

the Second; and I believe, to dissolve the new ministry,

rather than to cement it. Mr. Fox has commenced hostilities,

and has the borough of Stockbridge from under Dr. Hay, one of

the new admiralty; this enrages extremely the new ministers,

who, having neither members nor boroughs enough , will

probably recur to their only resource, popularity.

I am exceedingly obliged to the Colonel, but is that new? to

whom am I so much obliged? I will not trouble him with any

commissions: the little money I have I am learning to save:

the times give one a hint that one may have occasion for it.

I beg my best compliments to Mr. and Mrs. Wetenhall, and Mr.

John Montagu. Don't you wish me joy of my Lord Hertford's

having the garter! It makes me very happy! Adieu!

350 Letter 204

To Sir Horace Mann.

Strawberry Hill, November 29,

No material event has yet happened under the new

administration; indeed it has scarce happened itself: your new

master, Mr. Pitt, has been confined in the country with the

gout, and came to town but within these two days. The world,

who love to descry policy in every thing, and who have always

loved to find it in Mr. Pitt's illnesses, were persuaded that

his success was not perfect enough, and that he even hesitated

whether he should consummate. He is still so lame that he

cannot go to court--to be sure the King must go to him He

takes the seals on Saturday; the Parliament meets on Thursday,

but will adjourn for about ten days for the re-elections. The

new ministers are So little provided with interest in

boroughs, that it is almost an administration out of

Parliament. Mr. Fox has already attacked their seats, and has

undermined Dr. Hay, one of the new admiralty, in Stockbridge:

this angers extremely. The Duke of Newcastle is already

hanging out a white flag to Pitt; but there is so little

disposition in that quarter to treat, that they have employed

one Evans-, a lawyer, to draw up articles of impeachment

against Lord Anson. On the other hand they show great

tenderness to Byng, who has certainly been most inhumanly and

spitefully treated by Anson. Byng's trial is not yet

appointed. Lord Effingham, Cornwallis, and Stuart are

arrived, and are to have their conduct examined this day

se'nnight by three general officers. In the mean time the

King, of his own motion, has given a red riband and an Irish

barony to old Blakeney, who has been at court in a

hackney-coach, with a foot soldier behind it. As he has not

only lost his government, but as he was bedrid while it was

losing, these honours are a little ridiculed: we have too many

governors that will expect titles, if losses are pretensions!

Mr. Obrien is made Earl of Thomond:(734) my Lady Townshend

rejoices; she says he has family enough to re-establish the

dignity of the Irish peerage, to which of late nothing but

brewers and poulterers have been raised; that she expected

every day to receive a bill from her fishmonger, signed Lord

Mountshrimp!

I promised you a list of the changes when they should be

complete. They are very conveniently ready to fill the rest

of my letter.

Transcriber's note: In the print copy the following

information is given in three columns: the new office-holder

on the left, the office in the middle, and the previous

office-holder on the right.

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