Correspondence of the Honourable Horace Walpole

1749

13 Letter 1

To Sir Horace Mann.

Strawberry Hill, March 4, 1749.

I have been so shut up in the House of Commons for this last

fortnight or three weeks, that I have not had time to write you

a line: we have not had such a session since the famous

beginning of last Parliament. I am come hither for a day or

two of rest and air, and find the additional pleasure of great

beauty in my improvements: I could talk to you through the

whole sheet, and with much more satisfaction, upon this head;

but I shall postpone my own amusement to yours, for I am sure

you want much more to know what has been doing in Parliament

than at Strawberry Hill. You will conclude that we have been

fighting over the peace; but we have not. It is laid before

Parliament, but will not be taken up; the Opposition foresee

that a vote of approbation would pass, and therefore will not

begin upon it, as they wish to reserve it for censure in the

next reign--or perhaps the next reign does not care to censure

now what he must hereafter maintain--and the ministry do not

seem to think their treaty so perfect as not to be liable to

blame, should it come to be canvassed. We have been then upon

several other matters: but first I should tell you, that from

the utmost tranquillity and impotence of a minority, there is

at once started up so formidable an Opposition as to divide 137

against 203.(1) The minority is headed by the Prince, who has

continued opposing, though very unsuccessfully, ever since the

removal of Lord Granville, and the desertion of the patriots.

He stayed till the Pelhams had brought off every man of parts

in his train, and then began to form his party. Lord Granville

has never come into it., for fear of breaking with the King; and

seems now to be patching up again with his old enemies. If Lord

Bath has dealt with the Prince, it has been underhand. His

ministry has had at the head of it poor Lord Baltimore, a very

good-natured, weak, honest man; and Dr. Lee, a civilian, who was

of Lord Granville's admiralty, and is still much attached to him.

He is a grave man, and a good speaker, but of no very bright

parts, and, from his way of life and profession, much ignorant

of, and unfit for, a ministry. You will wonder what new

resources the Prince has discovered-why, he has found them all

in Lord Egmont, whom you have heard of under the name of Lord

Perceval; but his father, an Irish Earl, is lately dead. As he

is likely to make a very considerable figure in our history, I

shall give you a more particular account of him. He has always

earnestly studied our history and constitution and antiquities,

with very ambitious views; and practised speaking early in the

Irish Parliament. Indeed, this turn is his whole fund, for

though he is between thirty and forty, he knows nothing of the

world, and is always unpleasantly dragging the conversation to

political dissertations. When very young, as he has told me

himself, he dabbled in writing Craftsmen and penny-papers; but

the first event that made him known, was his carrying the

Westminster election at the end of my father's ministry,-which

he amply described in the history of his own family, a

genealogical work called "The History of the House of

Yvery,"(2) a work which cost him three thousand pounds, as the

heralds informed Mr. Chute and me, when we went to their office

on your business; and which was so ridiculous, that he has

since tried to suppress all the copies. It concluded with the

description of the Westminster election, in these or some such

words, "And here let us leave this young nobleman struggling

for the dying liberties of his country!" When the change in

the ministry happened, and Lord Bath was so abused by the

remnant of the patriots, Lord Egmont published his celebrated

pamphlet, called "Faction Detected," a work which the Pitts and

Lytteltons have never forgiven him; and which, though he

continued voting and sometimes speaking with the Pelhams, made

him quite unpopular during all the last Parliament. When the

new elections approached, he stood on his own bottom at Weobly

in Herefordshire; but his election being contested, be applied

for Mr. Pelham's support, who carried it for him in the House

of Commons. This will always be a material blot in his life;

for he had no sooner secured his seat, than he openly attached

himself to the Prince, and has since been made a lord of his

bedchamber. At the opening of this session, he published an

extreme good pamphlet, which has made infinite noise, called

"An Examination of the Principles and Conduct of the two

Brothers," (the Pelhams,) and as Dr. Lee has been laid up with

the gout, Egmont has taken the lead in the Opposition, and has

made as great a figure as perhaps was ever made in so short a

time. He is very bold and resolved, master of vast knowledge,

and speaks at once with fire and method. His words are not

picked and chosen like Pitt's, but his language is useful, clear,

and strong. He has already by his parts and resolution mastered

his great unpopularity, so far as to be heard with the utmost

attention, though I believe nobody had ever more various

difficulties to combat. All the old corps hate him on my father

and Mr. Pelham's account; the new part of the ministry on their

own. The Tories have not quite forgiven his having left them in

the last Parliament: besides that, they are now governed by one

Prowse, a cold, plausible fellow. and a great well-wisher to

Mr. Pelham. Lord Strange,(3) a busy Lord of a party by

himself, yet voting generally with the Tories, continually

clashes with Lord Egmont; and besides all this, there is a

faction in the Prince's family, headed by Nugent, who are for

moderate measures.

Nugent is most affectedly an humble servant of Mr. Pell)afn,

and seems only to have attached himself to the Prince, in order

to make the better bargain with the ministry; he has great

parts, but they never know how to disentangle themselves from

bombast and absurdities. Besides those, there are two young

men who make some figure in the rising Opposition, Bathurst(4)

attorney to the Prince; and Potter, whom I believe you have had

mentioned in my letters of last year; but he has a bad

constitution, and is seldom able to be in town. Neither of

these are in the scale of moderation.

The Opposition set out this winter with trying to call for

several negotiations during the war; but the great storm which

has so much employed us of late, was stirred up by Colonel

Lyttelton;(5) who, having been ill-treated by the Duke, has

been dealing with the Prince. He discovered to the House some

innovations in the Mutiny-bill, of which, though he could not

make much, the Opposition have, and fought the bill for a whole

fortnight; during the course of which the world has got much

light into many very arbitrary proceedings of the

Commander-in-chief,(6) which have been the more believed too by

the defection of my Lord Townshend's(7) eldest son, who is one of

his aide-de-camps. Though the ministry, by the weight of

numbers, have carried their point in a great measure, yet you may

be sure great heats have been raised; and those have been still

more inflamed by a correspondent practice in a new Navy-bill,

brought in by the direction of Lord Sandwich and Lord Anson,

but vehemently opposed by half the fleet, headed by Sir Peter

Warren, the conqueror of Cape Breton, richer than Anson, and

absurd as Vernon. The bill has even been petitioned against,

and the mutinous were likely to go great lengths, if' the

admiralty had not bought off some by money, and others by

relaxing in the material points.- We began upon it yesterday,

and are still likely to have a long affair of it-so much for

politics: and as for any thing else, I scarce know any thing

else. My Lady Huntingdon,(8) the Queen of the Methodists, has

got her daughter named for lady of the bedchamber to the

Princesses; but it is all off again. as she will not let her

play at cards on Sundays. It is equally absurd on both sides,

to refuse it, or to insist upon it.

Pray tell Dr. Cocchi that I shall be extremely ready to do him

any service in his intended edition of the old Physicians,(9)

but that I fear it is a kind of work that will lie very little

within my sphere to promote. Learning is confined to very

narrow bounds at present, and those seldom within the circle in

which I necessarily live; but my regard for him and for you

would make me take any pains. You see, I believe, that I do

take pains for you--I have not writ such a letter to any body

these three years. Adieu!

P. S. I am very sorry for your sake that the Prince and

Princess(10) are leaving Florence; if ever I return thither, as

I always flatter myself I shall, I should miss them extremely.

Lord Albemarle goes ambassador to Paris.

(1) Upon the last clause of the Mutiny-bill, an amendment to

render half pay officers subject to the act, only in case of

actual war, insurrection, rebellion, or invasion, was rejected

by 203 to 137.-E.

(2) Compiled principally for Lord Egmont by Anderson, the

genealogist. It was printed, but not published, in 1742. "

Some," says Boswell, in his Life of Johnson, "have affected to

laugh at the History of the House of Very: it would be well if

many others would transmit their pedigrees to posterity, with

the same accuracy and generous zeal with which the noble Lord

who compiled that work has honoured and perpetuated his

ancestry. Family histories, likv, the imagines majorum of the

ancients, excite to virtue." Vol. viii. p. 188.-E.

(3) James, Lord Strange, eldest son of Edward Stanley, eleventh

Earl of Derby. In 1762 he was made Chancellor of the Duchy of

Lancaster, and died during his father's life-time, in 1771. He

always called himself Lord Strange; though the title, which was

a barony in fee, had in fact descended to the Duke of Atholl,

as heir general of James, seventh Earl of Derby.-]).

(4) The Hon. Henry Bathurst, second heir of Allen, first Lord

Bathurst, He became heir to the title upon the death, without

issue, of his elder brother, the Hon. Benjamin Bathurst, in

1761. In 1746 he was appointed Attorney-General to Frederick,

Prince of Wales; in 1754, one of the puisne judges of the Court

of Common Pleas, and in 1771, Lord Chancellor. He was, upon

this occasion, created a peer, by the title of Lord Apsley. He

succeeded his father as second Earl Bathurst in 1775, and died

in 1794.-D.

(5) Richard, third son of Sir Thomas, and brother of Sir George

Lyttelton: he married the Duchess-dowager of Bridgewater, and

was afterwards made a knight of the Bath.

(6) William Duke of Cumberland. He was "Captain-general of the

Forces," having been so created in 1745.-D.

(7) George Townshend, afterwards the first Marquis of that name

and title.-D.

(8) Selina, daughter of Washington, Earl Ferrers, and widow of

Theophilus, Earl of Huntingdon.

(9) In 1754, Dr. Cocchi published his "Chirurgici Veteres," a

very curious work, containing numerous valuable extracts from

the Greek physicians.-E.

(10) Craon.

16 Letter 2

To Sir Horace Mann.

Arlington Street, March 23, 1749.

Our debates on the two military bills, the naval one of which

is not yet finished, have been so tedious, that they have

rather whittled down the Opposition than increased it. In the

Lords, the Mutiny-bill passed pretty easily, there happening no

quarrel between Lord Bathurst and Lord Bath on the method of

their measures; so there never divided above sixteen in the

minority, and those scarce any of the Prince's Lords. Duke

William was there and voted, which was too indecent in a rigorous

bill calculated for his own power. There is a

great disunion among the ministers on the Naval bill: Mr.

Pelham and Pitt (the latter out of hatred and jealousy of Lord

Sandwich) gave up the admiralty in a material point, but the

paramount little Duke of Bedford has sworn that they shall

recant on the report-what a figure they will make! This bill

was chiefly of Anson's projecting, who grows every day into new

unpopularity.(11) He has lately had a sea-piece drawn of the

victory for which he was lorded, in which his own ship in a

cloud of cannon was boarding the French Admiral. This

circumstance, which was as true as if Mademoiselle Scudery had

written his life (for he was scarce in sight when the Frenchman

struck to Boscawen)(12) has been so ridiculed by the whole

tar-hood, that the romantic part has been forced to be

cancelled, and one only gun remains firing at Anson's ship.

The two Secretaries of State(13) grow every day nearer to a

breach; the King's going abroad is to decide the contest.

Newcastle, who Hanoverizes more and more every day, pushes on

the journey, as he is to be the attendant minister: his

lamentable brother is the constant sacrifice of all these

embroils.

At the Leicester-house the jars are as great: Doddington, who

has just resigned the treasuryship of the navy, in hopes of

once more governing that court (and there is no court where he

has not once or twice tried the same scheme!) does not succeed:

Sir Francis Dashwood and Lord Talbot are strongly for him-could

one conceive that he could still find a dupe? Mr. Fox had a

mind to succeed him, but both King and Duke have so earnestly

pressed him to remain secretary at war, that he could not

refuse. The King would not hear of any of the newer court; and

Legge, who of the old was next oars, has managed in the

Prussian business so clumsily, that the King would not bear him

in his closet: but he has got the navy-office, which Lyttelton

would have had, but could not be rechosen at his borough, which

he had stolen by surprise from his old friend and brother Tom

Pitt. The treasury is to be filled up with that toad-eater and

spy to all parties, Harry Vane:(14) there is no enumerating all

the circumstances that make his nomination scandalous and

ridiculous!-but such is our world! General Charles Howard and a

Mr. Saville are named to the red riband.

My friend the Duke of Modena is again coming hither, which

astonishes me, considering how little reason he had to be

satisfied with his first visit; and sure he will have less now!

I believe I told you that King Theodore(15) is here: I am to

drink coffee with him to-morrow at Lady Schaub's. I have

curiosity to see him, though I am not commonly fond of sights,

but content myself with the oil-cloth picture of them that is

hung out, and to which they seldom come up. There are two

black Princes of Anamaboe here, who are in fashion at all the

assemblies, of whom I scarce know any particulars, though their

story(16) is very like Oroonoko's: all the women know it-and

ten times more than belongs to it. Apropos to Indian

historians, half our thoughts are taken up--that is, my Lord

Halifax's are--with colonizing in Nova Scotia: my friend

Colonel Cornwallis is going thither commander-in-chief. The

Methodists will scarce follow him as they did Oglethorpe; since

the period of his expedition,(17) their lot is fallen in a

better land. Methodism is more fashionable than any thing but

brag; the women play very deep at both--as deep, it is much

suspected, as the matrons of Rome did at the mysteries of the

Bona Dea. If gracious Anne was alive, she would make an

admirable defendress of the new faith, and build fifty more

churches for female proselytes.

If I had more paper or time, I could tell you an excellent long

history of my brother Ned'S(18) envy, which was always up at

highwater-mark, but since the publication of my book of

Houghton (one should have thought a very harmless performance),

has overflowed on a thousand ridiculous occasions. Another

great object of his jealousy is my friendship with Mr. Fox: my

brother made him a formal visit at nine o'clock the other

morning, and in a set speech of three quarters of an hour,

begged his pardon for not attending the last day of the Mutiny

bill, which, he said was so particularly brought in by him,

though Mr. Fox assured him that he had no farther hand in it

than from his office. Another instance: when my brother went

to live at Frogmore, Mr. Fox desired him to employ his

tradesmen at Windsor, by way of supporting his interest in that

borough. My brother immediately went to the Duke of St. Albans,

to whom he had never spoke, (nor indeed was his acquaintance with

Mr. Fox much greater), and notified to him, that if seven years

hence his grace should have any contest with Mr. Fox about that

borough, he should certainly espouse the latter. Guess how the

Duke stared at so strange and unnecessary a declaration!

Pigwiggin's Princess has mis-pigged, to the great joy, I

believe, of that family, for you know a child must have eaten.

Adieu!

(11) It was entitled, A bill for amending, explaining, and

reducing into one act, the laws relating to the Navy. "it was,"

says Sir John Barrow, "a most desirable and highly useful

measure. The principal and , indeed, the only novelties

attempted to be introduced, were, first, that of subjecting

half pay officers to courts-martial, which after much

opposition was thrown out; the second was the administration of

an oath of secrecy to the members, which was carried, and

continues to the present time." See Life of Lord Anson, p.

218.--E.

(12) The Hon. Edward Boscawen, third son of Hugh, first

Viscount Falmouth. He was a distinguished naval commander, and

had a large share in the success of Lord Anson's engagement

with the French fleet off Cape Finisterre in 1747. He died in

1761.-D.

(13) The Dukes of Bedford and Newcastle.-D.

(14) Eldest son of Lord Barnard, and afterwards first Earl of

Darlington. he died in 1758.-E.

(15) Theodore, King of Corsica.-D.

(16) Their story is briefly this: A Moorish king, who had

entertained with great hospitality a British captain

trafficking on the coast of Africa, reposed such confidence in

him, as to intrust him with his son, about eighteen years of

age, and another sprightly youth, to be brought to England and

educated in the European manners. The captain received them,

and basely sold them for slaves. He shortly after died; and,

the ship coming to England, the officers related the whole

affair: upon which the government sent to pay their ransom, and

they were brought to England and put under the care of the Earl

of Halifax, then at the head of the board of trade, who had

them clothed and educated in a suitable manner. They were

afterwards received in the higher circles, and introduced to

the King. On the first of February in this year, they appeared

at the Covent-Garden theatre, to see the tragedy of Oroonok;

where they were received with a loud clap of applause, which

they returned with a genteel bow. The tender interview between

Imoinda and Oroonoko so affected the Prince, that he was

obliged to retire at the end of the fourth act. His companion

remained, but wept all the time so bitterly that it affected

the audience more than the play.-E.

(17) General Oglethorpe was the great promoter of the colony of

Georgia. See vol. i.-E.

(18) Sir Edward Walpole, K. B.-D.

19 Letter 3

To Sir Horace Mann.

Strawberry Hill, May 3, 1749.

I am come hither for a few days, to repose myself after a

torrent of diversions, and am writing to you in my charming

bow-window with a tranquillity and satisfaction which, I fear,

I am grown old enough to prefer to the hurry of amusements, in

which the whole world has lived for this last week. We have at

last celebrated the peace, and that as much in extremes as we

generally do everything, whether we have reason to be glad or

sorry, pleased or angry. Last Tuesday it was proclaimed: the

King did not go to St. Paul's, but at night the whole town was

illuminated. The next day was what was called "a

jubilee-masquerade in the Venetian manner" at Ranelagh: it had

nothing Venetian in it, but was by far the best understood and

the prettiest spectacle I ever saw: nothing in a fairy tale

ever surpassed it. One of the proprietors, who is a German, and

belongs to court, had got my Lady Yarmouth to persuade the King

to order it. It began at three o'clock, and, about five,

people of fashion began to go. When you entered, you found the

whole garden filled with masks and spread with tents, which

remained all night very commodely. In one quarter was a

May-pole dressed with garlands, and people dancing round it to

a tabor and pipe and rustic music, all masqued,'as were all the

various bands of music that were disposed in different parts of

the garden; some like huntsmen with French-horns, some like

peasants, with a troop of harlequins and scaramouches in the

little open temple on the mount. On the canal was a sort of

gondola, adorned with flags and streamers, and filled with

music, rowing about. All round the outside of the amphitheatre

were shops, filled with Dresden china, Japan, etc. and all the

shop-keepers in mask. The amphitheatre was illuminated; and in

the middle was a circular bower, composed of all kinds of firs

in tubs from twenty to thirty feet high: under them

orange-trees, with small lamps in each orange, and below them

all sorts of the finest auriculas in pots; and festoons of

natural flowers hanging from tree to tree. Between the arches

too were firs, and smaller ones in the balconies above. There

were booths for tea and wine, gaming-tables and dancing, and

about two thousand persons. In short, it pleased me more than

any thing I ever saw. It is to be once more, and probably

finer as to dresses, as there has since been a

subscription-masquerade, and people will go in their rich habits.

The next day were the fire-works, which by no means answered the

expense, the length of preparation, and the expectation that

had been raised; indeed, for a week before, the town was like a

country fair, the streets filled from morning to night,

scaffolds building wherever you could or could not see, and

coaches arriving from every corner of the kingdom. This hurry

and lively scene, with the sight of the immense crowd in the

Park and on every house, the guards, and the machine itself,

which was very beautiful, was all that was worth seeing. The

rockets, and whatever was thrown up into the air, succeeded

mighty well; but the wheels, and all that was to compose the

principal part, were pitiful and ill-conducted, with no changes

of coloured fires and shapes: the illumination was mean, and

lighted so slowly that scarce any body had patience to wait the

finishing; and then, -what contributed to the awkwardness of

the whole, was the right pavilion catching fire, and being

burnt down in the middle of the show. The King, the Duke, and

Princess Emily saw it from the library,(19) with their courts:

the Prince and Princess, with their children, from Lady

Middlesex's; no place being provided for them, nor any

invitation given to the library. The lords and Commons had

galleries built for them and the chief citizens along the rails

of the mall: the lords had four tickets a-piece, and each

Commoner, at first, but two, till the Speaker bounced and

obtained a third. Very little mischief was done, and but two

persons killed: at Paris, there were forty killed and near

three hundred wounded, by a dispute between the French and

Italians in the management, who, quarrelling for precedence in

lighting the fires, both lighted at once and blew up the whole.

Our mob was extremely tranquil, and very unlike those I

remember in my father's time, when it was a measure in the

Opposition to work up every thing to mischief, the excise and

the French players, the convention and the gin-act. We are as

much now in the opposite extreme, and in general so pleased

with the peace, that I could not help being struck with a

passage I read lately in Pasquier an old French author, who

says, "that in the time of Francis 1. the French used to call

their creditors 'Des Anglois,' from the facility with which the

English gave credit to them in all treaties, though they had

broken so many." On Saturday we had a serenata at the

Opera-house, called Peace in Europe, but it was a wretched

performance. On Monday there was a subscription-masquerade,

much fuller than that of last year, but not so agreeable or so

various in dresses. The King was well disguised in an

old-fashioned English habit, and much pleased with somebody who

desired him to hold their cup as they were drinking tea. The

Duke had a dress of the same kind, but was so immensely

corpulent that he looked like Cacofogo, the drunken captain, in

Rule a Wife and Have a Wife. The Duchess of Richmond was a

lady mayoress in the time of James I.; and Lord Delawarr,(20)

Queen Elizabeth's porter, from a picture in the guard-chamber at

Kensington; they were admirable masks. Lady Rochford, Miss

Evelyn, Miss Bishop, Lady Stafford,(21) and

Mrs. Pitt,(22) were in vast beauty; particularly the last, who

had a red veil, which made her look gloriously handsome. I

forgot Lady Kildare. Mr. Conway was the Duke in Don Quixote,

and the finest figure I ever saw. Miss Chudleigh(23) was

Iphigenia, but so naked that you would have taken her for

Andromeda; and Lady Betty Smithson had such a pyramid of

baubles upon her head, that she was exactly the Princess of

Babylon in Grammont.

You will conclude that, after all these diversions, people

begin to think of going out of town--no such matter: the

Parliament continues sitting, and will till the middle Of June;

Lord Egmont told us we should sit till Michaelmas. There are

many private bills, no public ones of any fame. We were to

have had some chastisement for Oxford, where, besides the late

riots, the famous Dr. King,(24) the Pretender's great agent,

made a most violent speech at the opening of the Ratcliffe

library. The ministry denounced judgment, but, in their old

style, have grown frightened, and dropped it. However, this

menace gave occasion to a meeting and union between the

Prince's party and the Jacobites, which Lord Egmont has been

labouring all the winter. They met at the St. Alban's tavern,

near Pall-mall, last Monday morning, an hundred and twelve

Lords and Commoners. The Duke of Beaufort(25) opened the

assembly with a panegyric on the stand that had been made this

winter against so corrupt an administration, and hoped it would

continue, and desired harmony. Lord Egmont seconded this

strongly, and begged they would come up to Parliament early

next winter. Lord Oxford(26) spoke next; and then Potter, with

great humour, and to the great Abashment of the Jacobites, said

he was very glad to see this union, and from thence hoped, that

if another attack like the last rebellion should be made on the

Royal Family, they would all stand by them. No reply was made

to this. Then Sir Watkyn Williams spoke, Sir Francis Dashwood,

and Tom Pitt,(27) and the meeting broke up. I don't know what

his coalition may produce; it will require time with no better

heads than compose it at present, though great Mr. Doddington

had carried to the conference the assistance of his. In France a

very favourable event has happened for us, the disgrace of

Maurepas,(28) one of our bitterest enemies, and the promoter of

their marine. Just at the beginning of the war, in a very

critical period, he had obtained a very large sum for that

service, but which one of the other factions, lest he should gain

glory and credit by it, got to be Suddenly given away to the King

of Prussia.

Sir Charles Williams is appointed envoy to this last King: here

is an epigram which he has just sent over on Lord Egmont's

opposition to the Mutiny-bill;

"Why has lord Egmont 'gainst this bill

So much declamatory skill

So tediously exerted?

The reason's plain: but t'other day

He mutinied himself for pay,

And he has twice descried."

I must tell you a bon-mot that was made the other night at the

serenata of "Peace in Europe" by Wall,(29) who is Much in

fashion, and a kind of Gondomar. Grossatesta, the Modenese

minister, a very low fellow, with all the jackpuddinghood of an

Italian, asked, "Mais qui est ce qui repres`ente mon maitre>"

Wall replied, "Mais, mon Die, l'abb`e, ne scavez vous pas que

ce n'est pas un op`era boufon!" And here is another bon-mot of

my Lady Townshend: We were talking of the Methodists: somebody

said, "Nay, Madam, is it true that Whitfield has recanted?"

"No, Sir, he has only canted."

If you ever think of returning to England, as I hope it will be

long first, you must prepare yourself with Methodism. I really

believe that by that time it will be necessary; this sect

increases as fast as almost ever any religious nonsense did.

Lady Fanny Shirley has chosen this way of bestowing the dregs

of her beauty; and Mr. Lyttelton is very near making the same

sacrifice of the dregs of all those various characters that he

has worn. The Methodists love your big sinners as proper

subjects to work upon--and indeed they have a plentiful

harvest--I think what you call flagrancy was never more in

fashion. Drinking is at the highest wine-mark; and gaming

joined with it so violent, that at the last Newmarket meeting,

in the rapidity of both, a bank-bill was thrown down, and

nobody immediately claiming it, they agreed to give it to a man

that was standing by.

I must tell you of Stosch's letter, which he had the

impertinence to give you without telling the contents. It was

to solicit the arrears of his pension, which I beg you will

Tell him I have no manner of interest to procure; and to tell

me of a Galla Placidia, a gold medal lately found. It is not for

myself, but I wish you would ask him the price for a friend of

mine who would like to buy it. Adieu! my dear child; I have been

long in arrears to you, but I trust you will take this huge

letter as an acquittal. You see my villa makes me a good

correspondent; how happy I should be to show it you, if I could,

with no mixture of disagreeable circumstances to you. I have

made a vast plantation! Lord Leicester told me the other day that

he heard I would not buy some old china, because I was laying out

all my money in trees; "Yes," said I, my Lord, I used to love

blue trees, but Now I like green ones."

(19) Probably the old brick building near the bottom of the

Green Park, which was called the Queen's Library," and which

was pulled down by the late Duke of York when he built his new

house in the Stable-yard, St. James's.-D.

(20) John West, seventh Lord Delawarr, created Earl Delawarr,

in 1761-D.

(21) Henrietta Cantillon, wife of Matthias Howard, third Earl

of Stafford.-D.

(22) Penelope Atkyns a celebrated beauty, wife of George Pitt,

Esq. of Strathfieldsaye, in Hants, created in 1776 Lord

Rivers.-D.

(23) Afterwards Duchess of Kingston.-D.

(24) last conspicuous Jacobite at Oxford. He was public orator

of that University and principal of St. Mary Hall.-D.

(25) Lord Noel Somerset,- who, in 1746 succeeded his brother in

the dukedom.

(26) Edward Harley, of Eywood, in the county of Hereford, to

whom, pursuant to the limitations of the patent, the earldoms

of Oxford and Mortimer descended, upon the death, without male

issue, of the Lord Treasurer's only son, Edward, the second

Earl. Lord Oxford was of the Jacobite party. He died in

1755.--D.

(27) Thomas Pitt, Esq. of Boconnock, in Cornwall, warden of the

Stannaries. He married the sister of George, Lord Lyttelton,

and was the father of the first Lord Camelford.-D.

(28) Phelypeaux, Count de Maurepas, son of the Chancellor de

Pontchartrain. He was disgraced in consequence of some quarrel

with the King's mistress. He returned to office, unhappily for

France, in the commencement of the reign of louis the

Sixteenth.-D.

(29) General Wall, the Spanish ambassador. Gondomar was the

able Spanish ambassador in England in the reign of james the

First.-D.

23 Letter 4

To Sir Horace Mann.

Arlington Street, May 17, 1749.

We have not yet done diverting ourselves: the night before last

the Duke of Richmond gave a firework; a codicil to the peace.

He bought the rockets and wheels that remained in the pavilion

which miscarried, and took the pretence of the Duke of Modena

being here to give a charming entertainment. The garden(30)

lies with a slope down to the Thames, on which were lighters,

from whence were thrown up, after a concert of water-music, a

great number of rockets. Then from boats on every side were

discharged water-rockets and fires of that kind; and then the

wheels Which were ranged along the rails of the terrace were

played off; and the whole concluded with the illumination of a

pavilion on the top of the slope, of two pyramids on each side,

and of the whole length of the balustrade to the water. You

can't conceive a prettier sight; the garden filled with every

body of fashion, the Duke, the Duke of Modena, and the two

black Princes. The King and Princess Emily were in their barge

under the terrace; the river was covered with boats, and the

shores and adjacent houses with crowds. The Duke of Modena

played afterwards at brag, and there was a fine supper for him

and the foreigners, of whom there are numbers here; it is grown

as much the fashion to travel hither as to France or Italy.

Last week there was a vast assembly and music at Bedford-house

for this Modenese; and to-day he is set out to receive his

doctor's degree at the two Universities. His appearance is

rather better than it used to be, for, instead of wearing his

wig down to his nose to hide the humour in his face, he has

taken to paint his forehead white, which, however, with the

large quantity of red that he always wears on the rest of his

face, makes him ridiculous enough. I cannot say his manner is

more polished; Princess Emily asked him if he did not find the

Duke much fatter than when he was here before? He replied, "En

verit`e il n'est pas si effroiable qu'on m'avoit dit." She

commended his diamonds; he said, "Les v`otres sont bien

petits." As I had been graciously received at his court, I

went into his box the first night at the Opera: the first thing

he did was to fall asleep; but as I did not choose to sit waiting

his reveil in the face of the whole theatre, I waked him, and

would discourse him: but here I was very unlucky, for of the only

two persons I could recollect at his court to inquire after, one

has been dead these four years, and the other, he could not

remember any such man. However, Sabbatini, his secretary of

state, flattered me extremely: told me he found me beaucoup

mieux, and that I was grown very fat-I fear, I fear it was

flattery! Eight years don't improve one,-and for my corpulence,

if I am grown fat, what must I have been in my Modenese days!

I told you we were to have another jubilee masquerade: there

was one by the King's command for Miss Chudleigh, tire maid of

honour, with whom our gracious monarch has a mind to believe

himself in love,--so much in love, that at one of the booths he

gave her a fairing for her watch, which cost him

five-and-thirty guineas,--actually disbursed out of his privy

purse, and not charged on the civil list. Whatever you may

think of it, this is a more magnificent present than the

cabinet which the late King of Poland sent to the fair Countess

Konismark, replete with all kinds of baubles and ornaments, and

ten thousand ducats in one of the drawers. I hope some future

Hollinshed or Stowe will acquaint posterity "that

five-and-thirty guineas were an immense sum in those days!"

You are going to see one of our court-beauties in Italy, my

Lady Rochford:(31) they are setting Out on their embassy to

Turin. She is large, but very handsome, with great delicacy

and address. All the Royals have been in love with her; but

the Duke was so in all the forms, till she was a little too

much pleased with her conquest of his brother-in-law the Prince

of Hesse. You will not find much in the correspondence of her

husband: his person is good, and he will figure well enough as

an ambassador; better as a husband where cicisb`es don't expect

to be molested. The Duke is not likely to be so happy with his

new passion, Mrs. Pitt,(32) who, besides being in love with her

husband, whom you remember (,lady Mary Wortley's George Pitt),

is going to Italy with him, I think you will find her one of

the most glorious beauties you ever saw. You are to have

another pair of our beauties, the Princess Borghese's, Mr

Greville(33) and his wife, who was the pretty Fanny M'Cartney.

Now I am talking scandal to you, and court-scandal, I must tell

you that Lord Conway's sister, Miss Jenny, is dead suddenly

with eating lemonade at the last subscription masquerade.,(34)

It is not quite unlucky for her: she had outlived the Prince's

love and her own face, and nothing remained but her love and her

person, which was exceedingly bad.

The graver part of the world, who have not been given up to

rockets and masquing, are amused with a book of Lord

Bolinbroke's, just published, but written long ago. It is

composed of three letters, the first to Lord Cornbury on the

Spirit of Patriotism; and two others to Mr. lyttelton, (but

with neither of their names,) on the Idea of a patriot King,

and the State of Parties on the late King's accession. Mr.

Lyttelton had sent him word, that he begged nothing might be

inscribed to him that was to reflect on Lord Orford, for that

he was now leagued with all Lord Orford's friends: a message as

abandoned as the book itself: but indeed there is no describing

the impudence with which that set of people unsay what they

have been saying all their lives,-I beg their pardons, I mean

the honesty with which they recant! Pitt told me coolly, that

he had read this book formerly, when he admired Lord Bolinbroke

more than he does now. The book by no means answered my

expectation: the style, which is his fort, is very fine: the

deduction and impossibility of drawing a consequence from what

he is saying, as bad and obscure as in his famous Dissertation

on Parties: Von must know the man, to guess his meaning. Not

to mention the absurdity and impracticability of this kind of

system, there is a long speculative dissertation on the origin

of government, and even that greatly stolen from other writers,

and that all on a sudden dropped, while he hurries into his own

times, and then preaches (he of all men!) on the duty of

preserving decency! The last treatise would not impose upon an

historian of five years old: he tells Mr. Lyttelton, that he

may take it from him, that there was no settled scheme at the

end of the Queen's reign to introduce the Pretender; and he

gives this excellent reason: because, if there had been, he

must have known it; and another reason as ridiculous, that no

traces of such a scheme have since come to light. What, no

traces in all cases of himself, Atterbury, the Duke of Ormond,

Sir William Windham, and others! and is it not known that the

moment the queen was expired, Atterbury proposed to go in his

lawn sleeves and proclaim the Pretender at Charing-cross, but

Bolinbroke's heart failing him, Atterbury swore, "There was the

best cause in Europe lost for want of spirit!" He imputes

Jacobitism singly to Lord Oxford, whom he exceedingly abuses;

and who, so far from being suspected, was thought to have

fallen into disgrace with that faction for refusing to concur

with them. On my father he is much less severe than I

expected; and in general, so obliquely, that hereafter he will

not be perceived to aim at him, though at this time one knows

so much what was at his heart, that it directs one to his

meaning.

But there is a preface to this famous book, which makes much

more noise than the work itself. It seems, Lord Bolinbroke had

originally trusted Pope with the copy, to have half-a-dozen

printed for particular friends. Pope, who loved money

infinitely beyond any friend, got fifteen hundred Copies(35)

printed privately, intending to outlive Bolingbroke and make

great advantage of them; and not only did this, but altered the

copy at his Pleasure, and even made different alterations in

different copies. Where Lord Bolingbroke had strongly flattered

their common friend lyttelton, Pope suppressed the panegyric:

where, in compliment to Pope, he had softened the satire on

Pope's great friend, Lord Oxford, Pope reinstated the abuse. The

first part of this transaction is recorded in the preface; the

two latter facts are reported by Lord Chesterfield and Lyttelton,

the latter of whom went to Bolingbroke to ask how he had

forfeited his good opinion. In short, it is comfortable to us

people of moderate virtue to hear these demigods, and patriots,

and philosophers, inform the world of each other's villanies.(36)

What seems to make Lord Bolinbroke most angry, and I suppose

does, is Pope's having presumed to correct his work. As to his

printing so many copies, it certainly was a compliment, and the

more profit (which however could not be immense) he expected to

make, the greater opinion he must have conceived of the merit of

the work: if one had a mind to defend Pope, should not one

ask,(37) if any body ever blamed Virgil's executors for not

burning the AEneid, as he ordered them? Warburton, I fear, does

design to defend Pope: and my uncle Horace to answer the book;

his style, which is the worst in the world, must be curious, in

opposition to the other. But here comes full as bad a part of

the story as any: Lord Bolinbroke, to buy himself out of the

abuse in the Duke of Marlborough's life, or to buy himself into

the supervisal of it, gave those letters to Mallet, who is

writing this life for a legacy in the old Duchess's will, (and

which, with much humour, she gave, desiring it might not be

written in verse,) and Mallet sold them to the bookseller for a

hundred and fifty pounds. Mallet had many obligations to Pope,

no disobligations to him, and was one of his grossest flatterers;

witness the sonnet on his supposed death, printed in the notes

to the Dunciad. I was this morning told an anecdote from the

Dorset family that is no bad collateral evidence of the

Jacobitism Of the Queen'S four last years. They wanted to get

Dover Castle into their hands, and sent down Prior to the present

Duke of Dorset, who loved him, and probably was his brother,(38)

to persuade him to give it up. He sent Prior back with great

an(-,er, and in three weeks was turned out of the government

himself but it is idle to produce proofs; as idle as to deny the

scheme.

I have just been with your brother Gal. who has been laid up

these two days with the gout in his ankle; an absolute

professed gout in all the forms, and with much pain. Mr. Chute

is out of town; when he returns, I shall set him upon your

brother to reduce him to abstinence and health. Adieu!

(30 At Whitehall.

(31) Daughter of Edward Young' Esq. and wife of William, Earl

of Rochford. She had been maid of honour to the Princess of

Wales.

(32) Penelope, sister of Sir Richard Atkyns.

(33) Fulke Greville, Esq. son of the Hon. Algernon Greville,

second son of Fulke, fifth Lord Brooke. His wife was the

authoress of the pretty poem entitled "an Ode to

Indifference."-D.

(34) This event was commemorated in the following doggrel

lines:--

"Poor Jenny Conway

She drank lemonade,

At a masquerade,

So now she's dead and gone away."-D.

(35) Lord Bolingbroke discovered what Pope had done during his

lifetime, and never forgave him for it. He-obliged him to give

up the copies, and they were burned on the terrace of Lord

Bolingbroke's house at Battersea, in the presence of Lord B.

and Pope.-D.

(36) In reference to this publication, Lord Bolingbroke

himself, in a letter to Lord Marchmont, written on the 7th of

June, says, "The book you mention has brought no trouble upon

me, though it has given occasion to many libels upon me. They

are of the lowest form, and seem to be held in the contempt

they deserve. There I shall leave them, nor suffer a nest of

hornets to disturb the quiet of my retreat. If these letters

of mine come to your hands, your lordship will find that I have

left out all that was said of our friend Lord Lyttelton in one

of them. He desired that it might be so; and I had at once the

double mortification of concealing the good I had said of one

friend, and of revealing the turpitude of another. I hope you

will never have the same treatment that I have met with;

neither will you. I am single in my circumstances--a species

apart in the political society; and they, who dare to attack no

one else, may attack me. Chesterfield says, I have made a

coalition of Wig, Tory, Trimmer, and Jacobite against myself.

Be it so. I have Truth, that is stronger than all of them, on

my side; and, in her company, and avowed by her, I have more

satisfaction than their applause and their favour could give

me." Marchmont Papers.-E.

(37) This thought was borrowed by Mr. Spence, in a pamphlet

published on this occasion in defence of Pope.

(38) Burnet relates that the Earl of Dorset, celebrated for

patronage of Genius, found Prior by chance reading Horace, and

was so well pleased with his proficiency, that he undertook the

care and cost of academical education.

27 Letter 5

To George Montagu, Esq.

Arlington Street, May 18, 1749,.

Dear George,

Whatever you hear of the Richmond fireworks, that is short of

the prettiest entertainment in the world, don't believe it - I

really never passed a more agreeable evening. Every thing

succeeded; all the wheels played in time; Frederick was

fortunate, and all the world in good humour. Then for

royalty--Mr. Anstis himself would have been glutted; there were

all the Fitzes upon earth, the whole court of St. Germains, the

Duke,(39) the Duke of Modena, and two Anamaboes. The King, and

Princess Emily bestowed themselves upon the mob on the river

and as soon as they were gone, the Duke had the music into the

garden, and himself, with my Lady Lincoln, Mrs. Pitt, Peggy

Banks, and Lord Holderness, entertained the good subjects with

singing God save the King to them over the rails of the

terrace. The Duke of Modena supped there, and the Duke was

asked, but he answered, it was impossible; in short, he could

not adjust his dignity to a mortal banquet. There was an

admirable scene: Lady Burlington brought the Violette, and the

Richmonds had asked Garrick who stood ogling and sighing the

whole time, while my Lady kept a most fierce look-out.

Sabbatini, one of the Duke of Modena's court, was asking me who

all the people were? and who is that? "C'est miladi Hartington,

la belle fille du Duc de Devonshire." "Et qui est cette autre

dame!" It was a distressing question; after a little

hesitation, I replied, "Mais c'est Mademoiselle Violette?" "Et

comment Mademoiselle Violette! j'ai connu une Mademoiselle

Violette, par exemple."(40) I begged him to look at Miss

Bishop.

In the middle of all these principalities and powers was the

Duchess of Queensbury, in her forlorn trim, a white apron and a

white hood, and would make the Duke swallow all her undress.

T'other day she drove post to Lady Sophia Thomas, at

Parsons-green, and told her that she was come to tell her

something of importance. " What is it!" "Why take a couple of

beef-steaks, clap them together as if they were for a dumpling,

and eat them with pepper and salt; it is the best thing you

ever tasted: I could not help coming to tell you this:" and

away she drove back to town. Don't a course of folly for forty

years make one very sick?

The weather is SO hot, and the roads so dusty, that I can't get

to Strawberry; but I shall begin negotiating with you now about

your coming. You must not expect to find it in beauty. I hope

to get my bill finished in ten days; I have scrambled it

through the lords; but altogether, with the many difficulties

and plagues, I am a good deal out of humour; my purchases

hitch, and new proprietors start out of the ground, like the

crop of soldiers in the Metamorphosis. I expect but an

unpleasant summer; my indolence and inattention are not made to

wade through leases and deeds. Mrs. Chenevix brought me one

yesterday to sign, and her sister Bertrand, the toy-woman of

Bath, for a witness. I showed them my cabinet of enamels

instead of treating them with white wine. The Bertrand said,

"Sir, I hope you don't trust all sorts of ladies with this

cabinet!" What an entertaining assumption of dignity! I must

tell you an anecdote that I found t'other day in an old French

author, which is a great drawback on beaux sentiments and

romantic ideas. Pasquier, in his "Recherches de la France," is

giving an account of the Queen of Scots' execution; he says,

the night before, knowing her body must be stripped for her

shroud, she would have her feet washed, because she used

ointment to one of them which was sore. I believe I have told

you, that in a very old trial of her, which I bought from Lord

Oxford's collection, it is said that she was a large lame

woman. Take sentiments out of their pantoufles, and reduce

them to the infirmities of mortality, what a falling off there

is! I could not help laughing in myself t'other day, as I went

through Holborn in a very hot day, at the dignity of human

nature; all those foul old-clothes women panting without

handkerchiefs, and mopping themselves all the way down within

their loose jumps. Rigby gave me a strong picture of human

nature; he and Peter Bathurst t'other night carried a servant

of the latter's, who had attempted to shoot him, before

Fielding; who, to all his other vocations, has, by the grace of

Mr. Lyttelton, added that of Middlesex justice. He sent them

word he was at supper, that they must come next morning. They

did not understand that freedom, and ran up, where they found

him banqueting with a blind man,(41) a whore, and three on some

cold mutton and a bone of ham, both in One dish, and the

dirtiest cloth. He never stirred nor asked them to sit.

Rigby, who had seen him so often come to beg a guinea of Sir C.

Williams, and Bathurst, at whose father's he had lived for

victual,,, understood that dignity as little, and pulled

themselves chairs; on which he civilized.(42)

Millar the bookseller has done generously by him: finding Tom

Jones, for which he had given him six hundred pounds, sell So

greatly, he has since given him another hundred.(43) Now I

talk to you of authors, Lord Cobham's West(44) has published

his translation of Pindar; the poetry is very stiff, but

prefixed to it there is a very entertaining account of the

Olympic games, and that preceded by an affected inscription to

Pitt and Lyttelton. The latter has declared his future match

with Miss Rich. George Grenville has been married these two

days to Miss Windham. Your friend Lord North is, I suppose you

know, on the brink with the countess of Rockingham;(45) and I

think your cousin Rice is much inclined to double the family

alliance with her sister Furnese. It went on very currently

for two or three days, but last night at Vauxhall his

minionette face seemed to be sent to languish with Lord R.

Berties's.

Was not you sorry for poor Cucumber? I do assure you I was; it

was shocking to be hurried away so suddenly, and in so much

torment. You have heard I suppose of Lord Harry Beauclerc's

resignation, on his not being able to obtain a respite till

November, though the lowest officer in his regiment has got

much longer leave. It is incredible how Nolkejumskoi has

persecuted this poor man for these four years, since he could

not be persuaded to alter his vote at a court-martial for the

acquittal of a man whom the Duke would have condemned. Lord

Ossulston, too, has resigned his commission.

I must tell you a good story of Charles Townshend: you know his

political propensity and importance; his brother George was at

supper at the King's Arms with some more young men. The

conversation somehow or other rambled into politics, and it was

started that the national debt was a benefit. "I am sure it is

not," said Mr. Townshend; I can't tell why, but my brother

Charles can, and I will send to him for arguments." Charles

was at supper at another tavern, but so much the dupe of this

message, that he literally called for ink and paper, wrote four

long sides of arguments, and sent word that when his company

broke up, he would come and give them more, which he did at one

o'clock in the morning. I don't think you will laugh much less

at what happened to me: I wanted a print out of a booth, which

I did not care to buy at Osborn's shop: the next day he sent me

the print, and begged that when I had any thing to publish, I

would employ him.

I will now tell you, and finish this long letter, how I shocked

Mr. Mackenzie inadvertently at Vauxhall: we had supped there a

great party, and coming out, Mrs. More, who waits at the gate,

said, "Gentlemen and ladies, you will walk in and hear the

surprising alteration of voice?" I forgetting Mackenzie's

connexions, and that he was formerly of the band, replied, "No,

I have seen patriots enough."

I intend this letter shall last you till you come to Strawberry

Hill. one might have rolled it out into half-a-dozen. My best

compliments to your sisters.

(39) The Duke of Cumberland.

(40) Garrick's; marriage with Mademoiselle Eva Maria Violette

took place four days after the date of this letter.-E.

(41) Sir Walter Scott suggests, that this blind man was

probably Fielding's brother.-E.

(42) "Allen, the friend of Pope," says Sir Walter Scott, "was

also one of his benefactors, but unnamed at his own desire;

thus confirming the truth of the poet's beautiful couplet,

'Let humble Allen, with an awkward shame,

Do good by stealth, and blush to find it fame.'

It is said that this munificent and modest patron made Fielding

a present of two hundred pounds at one time, and that even

before he was personally acquainted with him."-E.

(43) "This," observes Sir Walter Scott, in his biographical

notice of Fielding, " is a humiliating anecdote, even after we

have made allowance for the aristocratic exaggeration of

Walpole; yet it is consoling to observe that Fielding's

principles remained unshaken, though the circumstances

attending his official situation tended to increase the

careless disrespectability of his private habits. His own

account of his conduct respecting the dues of the office on

which he depended for subsistence, has never been denied or

doubted: 'I confess,' says he, 'that my private affairs at the

beginning of the winter had but a gloomy aspect; for I had not

plundered the public or the poor of those sums which they who

are always ready to plunder both as much as they can, have been

pleased to suspect me of taking: on the contrary, by composing,

instead of inflaming, the quarrels of porters and beggars, and

by refusing to take a shilling from a man who most undoubtedly

would not have had another left, I had reduced an income of

about five hundred a year, of the dirtiest money upon earth, to

a little more than three hundred; a considerable portion of

which remained with my clerk."'-E.

(44) West's mother was sister to Sir Richard Temple, afterwards

Lord Cobham. Of his translation of Pindar, Dr. Johnson states,

that he found his expectations surpassed, both by its elegance

and its exactness. For his "Observations on the Resurrection,"

the University of Oxford, in March 1748, created him a Doctor

of Laws by diploma. At his residence at Wickham, where he was

often visited by Lyttelton and Pitt, there is a walk designed

by the latter; while the former received at this place that

conviction which produced his "Dissertation on St. Paul."-E.

(45) Daughter of Sir Robert Furnese, and widow of Lewis, Earl

of Rockingham.

30 Letter 6

To Sir Horace Mann.

Strawberry Hill, June 4, 1749.

As summery as June and Strawberry Hill may sound, I assure you

I am writing to you by the fire-side: English weather will give

vent to its temper, and whenever it is out of humour it will

blow east and north and all kinds of cold. Your brothers Ned

and Gal. dined with me to-day, and I carried the latter back to

Richmond: as I passed over the green, I saw Lord Bath, Lord

Lonsdale,(46) and half-a-dozen more of the White's club

sauntering at the door of a house which they have taken there,

and come to every Saturday and Sunday to play at whist. You

will naturally ask why they can't play at whist in London on

those two days as well as on the other five; indeed I can't

tell you, except that it is so established a fashion to go out

of town at the end of the week, that people do go, though it be

only into another town. It made me smile to see Lord Bath

sitting there, like a citizen that has left off trade.

Your brother Ned has not seen Strawberry Hill since my great

improvements; he was astonished: it is pretty: you never saw so

tranquil a scene, without the least air of melancholy: I should

hate it, if it was dashed with that. I forgot to ask Gal. what

is become of the books of Houghton which I gave him six months

ago for you and Dr. Cocchi. You perceive I have got your

letter of May 23rd, and with it Prince Craon's simple epistle

to his daughter:(47) I have no mind to deliver it: it would be

a proper recommendation of a staring boy on his travels, and is

consequently very suitable to my colleague, Master St. Leger;

but one hates to be coupled with a romping grayhound puppy,

"qui est moins prudent que Monsieur Valpol!" I did not want to

be introduced to Madame de Mirepoix's assemblies, but to be

acquainted with her, as I like her family: I concluded, simple

as he is, that an old Frenchman knew how to make these

distinctions. By thrusting St. Leger into the letter with me,

and talking of my prudence, I shall not wonder if she takes me

for his bear-leader, his travelling governor!

Mr. Chute, who went from hence this morning, and is always

thinking of blazoning your pedigree(48) in the noblest colours,

has turned over all my library, till he has tapped a new and

very great family for you: in short, by your mother it is very

clear that you are descended from Hubert de Burgh, Grand

Justiciary to Richard the Second: indeed I think he was hanged;

but that is a misfortune that ill attend very illustrious

genealogies; it is as common to them as to the pedigrees about

Paddington and Blacieheath. I have had at least a dozen

great-great-grandfathers that came to untimely ends. All your

virtuosos in heraldry are content to know that they had

ancestors who lived five hundred years ago, no matter how they

died. A match with a low woman corrupts a stream of blood as

long as the Danube, tyranny, villainy, and executions are mere

fleabites, and leave no stain. The good Lord of Bath, whom I

saw on Richmond-green this evening, did intend, I believe, to

ennoble my genealogy with another execution: how low is he sunk

now from those views! and how entertaining to have lived to see

all those virtuous patriots proclaiming their mutual

iniquities! Your friend Mr. Doddington, it seems, is so reduced

as to be relapsing into virtue. In my last I told you some

curious anecdotes of another part of the band, of Pope and

Bolingbroke. The friends of the former have published twenty

pamphlets against the latter; I say against the latter, for, as

there is no defending Pope, they are reduced to satirize

Bolingbroke. One of them tells him how little he would be

known himself from his own writings, if he were not

immortalized in Pope's; and still more justly, that if be

destroys Pope's moral character, what will become of his own,

which has been retrieved and sanctified by the embalming art of

his friend? However, there are still new discoveries made

every day of Pope's dirty selfishness. Not content with the

great profits which he proposed to make of the work in

question, he could not bear that the interest of his money

should be lost till Bolingbroke's death; and therefore told him

that it would cost very near as much to have the press set for

half-a-dozen copies as it would for a complete edition, and by

this means made Lord Bolingbroke pay very near the whole

expense of the fifteen hundred. Another story I have been told

on this occasion, was of a gentleman who, making a visit to

Bishop Atterbury in France, thought to make his court by

commending Pope. The Bishop replied not: the gentleman doubled

the dose - at last the Bishop shook his head, and said, "Mens

curva in corpore curvo!" The world will now think justly of

these men: that Pope was the greatest poet, but not the most

disinterested man in the world; and that Bolingbroke had not

all those virtues and not all those talents which the other so

proclaimed; and that be did not even deserve the friendship

which lent him so much merit; and for the mere loan of which he

dissembled attachment to Pope, to whom in his heart he was as

perfidious and as false as he has been to the rest of the

world.

The Duke of Devonshire has at last resigned, for the

unaccountable and unenvied pleasure of shutting himself up at

Chatsworth with his ugly mad Duchess;(49) the more

extraordinary sacrifice, as he turned her head, rather than

give up a favourite match for his son. She has consented to

live with him there, and has even been with him in town for a

few days, but did not see either her son or Lady Harrington.

On his resignation he asked and obtained an English barony for

Lord Besborough, whose son Lord Duncannon, you know, married

the Duke's eldest daughter. I believe this is a great

disappointment to my uncle, who hoped he would ask the peerage

for him or Pigwiggin. The Duke of Marlborough succeeds as lord

steward. Adieu!

(46) Henry Lowther, third Viscount Lonsdale, of the first

creation. He was the second son of John, the first Viscount,

and succeeded his elder brother Richard in the title in 1713.

He was a lord of the bedchamber, and at one period of his life

was privy seal.-D.

(47) Madame de Mirepoix, French ambassadress in England, to

whom her father, Prince Craon, had written a letter of

introduction for Horace Walpole.- D.

(48) Count Richcourt, and some Florentines, his creatures, had

been very impertinent about Mr. Mann's family, which was very

good, and which made it necessary to have his pedigree drawn

out, and sent over to Florence.

(49) Coxe, in his Memoirs of Lord Walpole, vol ii. p. 264, says

that the Duke of Devonshire resigned, because be was disgusted

with the feuds in the cabinet, and perplexed with the jealous

disposition of Newcastle and the desponding spirit of Pelham.

He adds, " that the Duke was a man of sound judgment and

unbiased integrity, and that Sir Robert Walpole used to

declare, that, on a subject which required mature deliberation,

he would prefer his sentiments to those of any other person in

the kingdom."-E.

32 Letter 7

To Sir Horace Mann.

Arlington Street, June 25, 1749.

Don't flatter yourself with your approaching year of jubilee;

its pomps and vanities will be nothing to the shows and

triumphs we have had, and are having. I talk like an

Englishman: here you know we imagine that a jubilee is a season

of pageants, not of devotion but our Sabbath has really been

all tilt and tournament. There have been, I think, no less

than eight masquerades, the fire-works, and a public act at

Oxford: to-morrow is an installation of six Knights of the Bath,

and in August of as many Garters: Saturday, Sunday,

and Monday next, are the banquets(50) at Cambridge, for the

instalment of the Duke of Newcastle as chancellor. The whole

world goes to it: he has invited, summoned, pressed the entire

body of nobility and gentry from all parts of England. His

cooks have been there these ten days, distilling essences of

every living creature, and massacring and confounding all the

species that Noah and Moses took such pains to preserve and

distinguish. It would be pleasant to see the pedants and

professors searching for etymologies of strange dishes, and

tracing more wonderful transformations than any in the

Metamorphoses. How miserably Horace's unde et quo Catius will

be hacked about in clumsy quotations! I have seen some that

will be very unwilling performers at the creation of this

ridiculous MaMaMOUChi.(51) I have set my heart on their giving

a doctor's degree to the Duchess of Newcastle's favourite--this

favourite is at present neither a lover nor an apothecary, but

a common pig, that she brought from Hanover: I am serious; and

Harry Vane, the new lord of the treasury, is entirely employed,

when he is not -,it the Board, in opening and shutting the door

for it. Tell me, don't you very often throw away my letters in

a passion, and believe that I invent the absurdities I relate!

Were not we as mad when you was in England?

The King, who has never dined out of his own palaces, has just

determined to dine at Claremont to-morrow--all the cooks are at

Cambridge; imagine the distress!

Last Thursday, the Monarch of my last paragraph gave away the

six vacant ribands; one to a Margrave of Anspach, a near

relation of the late Queen; others to the Dukes of leeds(52)

and Bedford, lords Albemarle and Granville: the last, you may

imagine gives some uneasiness. The Duke of Bedford has always

been unwilling to take one, having tied himself up in the days

of his patriotism to forfeit great sums if ever he did. The

King told him one day this winter, that he would give none away

but to him and to Anspach. This distinction struck him: he

could not refuse the honour; but he has endeavoured to waive

it, as one imagines, by a scruple he raised against the oath,

which obliges the knights, whenever they are within two miles

of Windsor, to go and offer. The King would not abolish the

oath, but has given a general dispensation for all breaches of

it, past, present, and to come. Lord Lincoln and Lord

Harrington are very unhappy at not being in the list. The

sixth riband is at last given to Prince George; the ministry

could not prevail for it till within half an hour of the

ceremony; then the Bishop of Salisbury was sent

to notify the gracious intention. The Prince was at Kew, so

the message was delivered to Prince George(53) himself. The

child, with great good sense, desired the Bishop to give his

duty and thanks, and to assure the King that he should always

obey him; but that, as his father was out of town, he could

send no other answer. Was not it clever? The design of not

giving one riband to the Prince's children had made great

noise; there was a Remembrancer(54) on that subject ready for

the press. This is the Craftsman of the present age, and is

generally levelled at the Duke,(55) and filled with very

circumstantial cases of his arbitrary behaviour. It has

absolutely written down Hawly, his favourite general and

executioner, who was to have been upon the staff.

Garrick is married to the famous Violette, first at a

Protestant, and then at a Roman Catholic chapel. The chapter

of this history is a little obscure and uncertain as to the

consent of the protecting Countess,(56) and whether she gives

her a fortune or not.

Adieu! I believe I tell you strange rhapsodies; but you must

consider that our follies are not only very extraordinary, but

are our business and employment; they enter into our politics,

nay, I think They are our politics(57)--and I don't know which

are the simplest. they are Tully's description of poetry,

"haec studia juventutem alunt, senectutem oblectant; pernoctant

nobiscum, peregrinantur, rusticantur:" so if you will that I

write to you, you must be content with a detail of absurdities.

I could tell you of Lord Mountford's(58) making

cricket-matches, and fetching up parsons by express from

different parts of England to play matches on Richmond-green;

of his keeping aide-de-camps to ride to all parts to lay bets

for him at horse-races, and of twenty other peculiarities; but

I fancy you are tired: in short, you, who know me, will

comprehend all best when I tell you that I live in such a scene

of folly as makes me even think myself a creature of common

sense.

(50) Gray, in giving an account of the installation to his

friend Wharton, says, "Every one, while it lasted, was very gay

and very busy in the morning, and very owlish and very tipsy at

night. I make no exceptions, from the Chancellor to Blewcoat.

Mason's Ode was the only entertainment that had any tolerable

elegance, and for my own part, I think it (with some little

abatements) uncommonly well on such an occasion. Works, vol.

iii. p. 67.-E.

(51) See Moli`ere's Bourgeois Gentilhomme; in which the nouveau

riche is persuaded that the Grand Seigneur has made him a

mamamouchi, a knight of an imaginary order, and goes through

the ceremony of a mock installation.-E.

(52) Thomas Osborne, fourth Duke of Leeds.--D.

(53) Afterwards George the Third.-D.

(54) A weekly paper edited by Ralph. It was undertaken a short

time previous to the rebellion, to serve the purposes of Bubb

Doddington; in whose Diary Ralph is frequently mentioned with

especial approbation.--E.

(55) The Duke of Cumberland-D.

(56) Dorothy, Countess of Burlington. The Violette was a

German dancer, first at the Opera and then at the playhouse;

and in such favour at Burlington-house, that the tickets for

her benefits were designed by Kent, and engraved by Vertue. [In

the Gentleman's Magazine, the lady is stated to have brought

Garrick a fortune of ten thousand pounds.)

(57) This was frequently the case while the Duke of Newcastle

and Mr.-Pelham were ministers; it was true, that in the case of

the Violette just mentioned, one night that she had advertised

three dances and danced but two, Lord Bury and some young men

of fashion began a riot, and would have had her sent from

Burlington-House. It being feared that she would be hissed on

her next appearance, and Lord Hartington, the cherished of Mr.

Pelham, being son-in-law of Lady Burlington, the ministry were

in great agitation to secure a good reception for the Violette

from the audience, and the Duke was even desired to order Lord

Bury (one of his lords) not to hiss.

(58) Henry Bromley, first Lord Montfort, so created in 1741.

He died in 1755.-D.

35 Letter 8

To George Montagu, Esq.

Mistley, July 5, 1749.

Dear George,

I have this moment received your letter, and it makes me very

unhappy,. You will think me a brute for not having immediately

told you how glad I should be to see you and your sisters; but

I trust that you will have seen Mrs. Boscawen, by whom I sent

you a message to invite you to Strawberry Hill, when we should

be returned from Roel and Mistley. I own my message had rather

a cross air; but as you have retrieved all your crimes with me

by your letter, I have nothing to do but to make myself as well

with you as you are with me. Indeed I am extremely unlucky, but

I flatter myself that Messrs. Montagus will not drop their kind

intention, as it is not in my power to receive it now: they

will give me infinite pleasure by a visit. I stay there till

Monday se'nnight; will that be too late to see you before your

journey to Roel? You must all promise, at least, to be engaged

to me at my return. If the least impediment happens

afterwards, I shall conclude my brother has got you from me;

you know jealousy is the mark of my family.

Mr. Rigby makes you a thousand compliments, and wishes you

would ever think his Roel worth your seeing: you cannot imagine

how he has improved it! You have always heard me extravagant in

the praises of the situation. he has demolished all his

paternal intrenchments of walls and square gardens, opened

lawns, swelled out a bow-window, erected a portico, planted

groves, stifled ponds, and flounce himself with flowering

shrubs and Kent fences. You may imagine that I have a little

hand in all this. Since I came hither, I have projected a

colonnade to join his mansion to the offices, have been the

death of a tree that intercepted the view of the bridge, for

which, too, I have drawn a white rail, and shall be absolute

travelling Jupiter at Baucis and Philemon's; for I have

persuaded him to transform a cottage into a church, by exalting

a spire upon the end of it, as Talbot has done. By the way, I

have dined at the Vineyard.(59) I dare not trust you with what

I think, but I was a little disappointed. To-morrow we go to

the ruins of the Abbey of St. Osyth; it is the seat of the

Rochfords, but I never chose to go there while they were there.

You will probably hear from Mr. Lyttelton (if in any pause of

love he rests) that I am going to be first minister to the

Prince: in short, I have occasioned great speculation, and

diverted myself with the important mysteries that have been

alembicked out of a trifle. In short, he had seen my AEdes

Walpolianae at Sir Luke Schaub's, and sent by him to desire

one. I sent him one bound quite in coronation robes, and went

last Sunday to thank him for the honour. There were all the

new knights of the garter. After the prince had whispered

through every curl of lord Granville's periwig, he turned to me,

and said such a crowd of civil things that I did not know

what to answer; commended the style and the quotations; said I

had sent him back to his Livy; in short, that there were but

two things he disliked--one, that I had not given it to him of

my own accord, and the other, that I had abused his friend

Andrea del Sarto; and that he insisted, when I came to town

again, I should come and see two very fine ones that he has

lately bought of that master. This drew on a very long

conversation on painting, every word of which I suppose will be

reported at the other court as a plan of opposition for the

winter. Prince George was not there: when he went to receive

the riband, the Prince carried him to the closet door, where

the Duke of Dorset received and carried him. Ayscough,(60) or

Nugent. or some of the geniuses, had taught him a speech; the

child began it', the Prince cried "No, no!" When the boy had a

little recovered his fright, he began again; but the same

tremendous sounds were repeated, and the oration still-born.

I believe that soon I shall have a pleasanter tale to tell you;

it is said my Lady Anson, not content with the profusion of the

absurdities she utters, (by the way, one of her sayings, and

extremely in the style of Mr. Lyttelton's making love, was, as

she sat down to play at brag at the corner of a square table:

Lady Fitzwalter said she was sorry she had not better room; "O!

Madam," said my Lady Anson, "I can sit like a nightingale, with

my breast against a thorn;") in short, that, not content with

so much wit, she proposes to entertain the town to the tune of

Doctors' Commons. She does not mince her disappointments: here

is an epigram that has been made on the subject:-

"As Anson his voyage to my lady was reading,

And recounting his dangers--thank God she's not breeding!

He came to the passage, where, like the old Roman,

He stoutly withstood the temptation of woman;

The Baroness smiled; when continuing, he said,

"Think what terror must there fill the poor lover's head."

"Alack!" quoth my lady, "he had nothing to fear,

Were that Scipio as harmless as you are, my dear."

(59) Mr. Chute's.

(60) Francis Ayscough, Dean of Bristol, tutor to Prince

George.-E.

36 Letter 9

To George Montagu, Esq.

Strawberry Hill, July 20th, 1749.

I am returned to my Strawberry, and find it in such beauty,

that I shall be impatient till I see you and your sisters here.

They must excuse me if I don't marry for their reception; for

it is said the Drax's have impeached fifteen more damsels, and

till all the juries of matrons have finished their inquest, one

shall not care to make one's choice: I was going to say, "throw

one's handkerchief," but at present that term would be a little

equivocal.

As I came to town I was extremely entertained with some

excursions I made out of the road in search of antiquities. At

Layer Marney is a noble old remnant of the palace of the Lords

of Marney, with three very good tombs in the church well

preserved. At Messing I saw an extreme fine window of painted

glass in the church; it is the duties prescribed in the Gospel

of visiting the sick and prisoners, etc. I mistook, and

called it the seven deadly sins. There is a very old tomb of

Sir Robert Messing, that built the church. The hall-place is a

fragment of an old house belonging to Lord Grimston;(61) Lady

Luckyn his mother, of fourscore and six, lives in it with an

old son and daughter. The servant who showed it told us much

history of another brother that had been parson there: this

history was entirely composed of the anecdotes of the doctor's

drinking. who, as the man told us, had been a blood. There are

some Scotch arms taken from the rebels in the '15, and many old

coats of arms on glass brought from Newhall, which now belongs

to Olmius. Mr. Conyers bought a window(62) there for only a

hundred pounds, on which is painted Harry the Eighth and one of

his queens at full length: he has put it up at Copt-hall, a

seat which he has bought that belonged to Lord North and Grey.

You see I persevere in my heraldry. T'other day the parson of

Rigby's parish dined with us; he has conceived as high an

opinion of my skill in genealogies, as if I could say the first

chapter of Matthew by heart. Rigby drank my health to him, and

that I might come to be garter king at arms: the poor man

replied with great zeal, "I wish he may with all my heart."

Certainly, I am born to preferment; I gave an old woman a penny

once, who prayed that I might live to be lord mayor of London!

What pleased me most in my travels was Dr. Sayer's parsonage at

Witham, which, with Southcote's help, whose old Roman Catholic

father lives just by him, he has made one of the most charming

villas in England. There are sweet meadows falling down a

hill, and rising again on t'other side of the pretiest little

winding stream you ever saw. You did not at all surprise me

with the relation of the keeper's brutality to your family, or

of his master's to the dowager's handmaid. His savage temper

increases every day. George Boscawen is in a scrape with him

by a court-martial, of which he is one; it was appointed on a

young poor soldier, who to see his friends had counterfeited a

furlough only for a day. They ordered him two hundred lashes;

but Molkejunskoi, who loves blood like a leech, insisted it was

not enough-has made them sit three times (though every one

adheres to the first sentence,) and swears they shall sit these

six months till they increase the punishment. The fair Mrs.

Pitt has been mobbed in the Park, and with difficulty rescued

by some gentlemen, only because this bashaw is in love with

her. You heard, I suppose, of his other amour with the

Savoyard girl. He sent her to Windsor and offered her a hundred

pounds, which she refused because he was a heretic; he sent her

back on foot. Inclosed is a new print on this subject, which I

think has more humour than I almost ever saw in one of that sort.

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