CHAPTER X.

_December 20, 1778._ Mrs. Scott to Mrs. Robinson, Denton.—“... Miss

Coke is a most extraordinary character, and, in my opinion, a most

contemptible one, though I suppose she thinks herself a heroine. I have

great compassion on one who blushes at her frailties, or rather her

vices, for I hate those mincing names, designed only to palliate wrong

actions; but I detest a woman who glories in her shame, and sets the

world at defiance. Such desperate spirits should not be clad in feminine

bodies. They are fit only for Sixteen-string Jack and his brother

ruffians. Your daughter may in due time fall in love; nay, tho’ not very

probable, she may even fall, in a stronger sense of the word; ... but I

will venture to answer for her never being one of those intrepid damsels

who brazen out their vices, and, without any change of countenance, raise

blushes on the cheeks of all their sex. If she ever does ill, she will

do it sneakingly; will feel the censure of others, and, suffering for

her own, will rectify her errors. However, I am apt to believe she will

escape clear of any of this nature.

“... The new singer at the Pantheon is said to be the most extraordinary

that ever was heard; unlike every one that ever sang before; very much

like a bird, and the compass of her voice far above whatever was known.

She has one hundred guineas a night. When, in infancy, she was taken

out of a ditch, after a boar or a hog had devoured one fesse,—_car elle

est aussi mal partagée que la suivante de la Princesse Cunegonda_,—who

would have imagined she could ever be so great a lady? All her charms are

centred in her voice; for she is exceedingly ugly.”

_December 31, 1778._ Mrs. S. to Mrs. R.—“On my brother (William)

Robinson’s return from Burfield, he will be in better spirits, as a light

heart and a thin pair of breeches is a conjunction he has little notion

of. I fancy when he feels the gain of godliness in his pocket, he will be

mighty alert and joyous, and have a better idea of a merry Christmas than

he has ever yet formed.”

Mrs. Montagu’s letters now succeed.

To Mrs. Robinson. “_Tunbridge Wells, 1778._ ... I love London extremely,

where one has the choice of society, but I hate ye higgledy-piggledy of

the watering-places. One never sees an owl in a flock of wild geese,

nor a pigeon in the same company as hawks and kites. I leave it to the

naturalists to determine on ye merit of each species of fowl. All I

assert is, that nature has designed birds of a feather should flock

together. On the menagerie of the Pantiles there is not so just an

assortment. However, I have been fortunate now in finding Lady Spencer,

Lady Clermont, Mrs. Boughton, Mr. and Mrs. Wedderburne, and many of

my voluntary London society here. There was a pretty good ball last

Tuesday; and Lady Spencer and the Duchess of Devonshire were so good as

to chaperone Miss Gregory; so I did not think it necessary for me to sit

and see the graces of Messrs. L’Epy Valhouys and Mlle. Heinel exhibited

by the misses. I understand there are not above three dancing-men, and

the master of the ceremonies makes one of this number.

“Minouet dancing is just now out of fashion; and by the military air

and dress of many of the ladies, I should not be surprised if backsword

and cudgell playing should take place of it. I think our encampment

excellent for making men less effeminate; but if they make our women

more masculine, the male and female character, which should ever be kept

distinct, will now be more so than they have been.

“... We still have fine weather here, and I agree with you, that the dust

and other little inconveniences that attend a dry season are not to be

put in any account. I would have months of dust for one fine day.

“... I have not said anything yet to you of my poor father. The subject

is a very melancholy one. At present, all one can hope for him is an easy

exit. The great decay of his mental powers has for some time rendered

him an object of great pity; yet, to my unspeakable indignation, I was

told by a gentleman here, that one of ye whist-party at the coffee-house,

some months ago, had not only refus’d to pay a debt of eighteen guineas,

which he owed my father, but had triumphed over him in a shocking manner,

asserting his loss of memory and imbecillity. What a wretch must it be

that would insult an old man. Extream old age is little to be coveted.

In a long life one must outlive one’s friends, and, perhaps, oneself. I

imagine by the accounts of to-day, that the great deliverer from human

woes has before this time given him his release. My porter calls every

night, just before the last letter bell, to let me know how he does....

“It is much the fashion here to go and see the camp at Coxheath.... My

father’s illness would make it impossible for me to go; and I had much

rather have the honour of seeing their majesties at St. James’s. Of all

fields, the field of Mars is that I like least. The fields which sustain

manhood are pleasant objects; those in which they are destroyed, suggest

melancholly ideas.

“The fine condition in which I found my estates in Northumberland and

in Yorkshire, and the universal prosperity there, made me wish we might

enjoy our plenty in peace, run no new hazards, and incur no new taxes.

The labouring people in the north do not suffer the poverty we see in the

same rank in the south, and our parish rates are very low.

“... Lord Kames and Mrs. Drummond, his wife, came from Edinburgh, which

is an hundred miles from Denton, on purpose to spend a few days with me.

His lordship is a prodigy. At eighty-three he is as gay and as nimble

as he was at twenty-five. His sight, hearing, and memory perfect. He

has a great deal of knowledge and a lively imagination, and is a most

entertaining companion. I have promised to return his visit two years

hence. I think as he has not grown old in the space of eighty-three

years, two years more cannot have much effect. If it should abate a

little of his vivacity, he would still have enough left.”

“_Sandleford, February 10, 1779._ ... I am inform’d that our minister at

Lisbon sends an account that Admiral Rodney fell in with the Spanish

fleet in the Gulf of Gibraltar, has blown up the admiral’s ship of ninety

guns, taken four or five ships, and only one has got into Cadiz. This

news is but just arrived. Rule, Brittannia, rule the waves. There is an

admirable work of Mr. Anstey’s just published called ‘Speculation; or, a

Defence of Manhood,’ a poem.

“... Montagu is still at Harrow.... His master says more of him than

it becomes me to repeat; so I will, for once in my life, show more

discretion than vanity.”

To Mrs. Robinson. “_Sandleford, June ye 13th, 1779._ ... As I had not

been to Bath since the Circus was finished and the Crescent began, I

was much struck with the beauty of the town. In point of society and

amusement, it comes next (but after a long interval) to London. There

are many people established at Bath who were once of the polite and busy

world, so they retain a certain politeness of manner and vivacity of mind

which one cannot find in many country towns. All contracted societies,

where there are no great objects of pursuit, must in time grow a little

narrow and _un peu fade_; but then there is an addition of company by

people who come to the waters, from all the active parts of life, and

they throw a vivacity into conversation which we must not expect from

persons whose chief object was the odd trick or a _sans prendre_. Cards

is the great business of the inhabitants of Bath. The ladies, as is usual

in little societies, are some of them a little gossiping and apt to find

fault with the cap, the gown, the manner, or the understandings of their

neighbours. But that does not much concern the water-drinkers, who, not

being resident, are not the objects of their envy; and, I must say, they

are all very obliging to strangers. As the primate of Ireland was at Bath

almost all the time I was there, I had the daily pleasure of passing my

time in the most agreable society; for such is that of a person of his

noble mind, endeared still more by his friendship to our family.

“I did not go at all to the publick rooms, which are hot and noisy. As

much as I could, I excused myself from private assemblies. So, when the

primate, Lord Stormont, and some others of my acquaintance who happened

to be at Bath, had an idle hour, they bestowed it on me. The Bishop of

Peterborough, very unluckily for me, went away the day I came to Bath.

We just met at Marlbro’. Another agreable acquaintance of mine, the

Provost of Eton, arrived only just before I came away. Mr. Anstey was

often with me, and you will believe he is very droll and entertaining;

but what recommends him more, is his great attention to his family. He

has eight children. He instructs his boys in the Greek and Latin, so that

they are fitted for the upper forms of Eton School, where their education

is finished. He has a house in the Crescent, at which he resides the

greatest part of the year. Mrs. Anstey is a very sensible, amiable woman,

and does not deal in the gossip of the place. There is also Mr. Hamilton

in the Crescent. He is very polite, agreable, and has been much abroad

and lived much in the great world.

“I should dislike the Bath much less, if the houses were larger. I always

take the largest that can be got in the Circus or Crescent. On the

outside it appears a good stone edifice; in the inside, it is a nest of

boxes, in which I should be stifled, if the masonry were not so bad as to

admit winds at many places. The society and mode of life are infinitely

preferable to what one can find in any other country town, but much less

agreable than London. I believe if I was to act the part of Minos in this

World, I should use it as a kind of purgatory, to which I should send

those who had not the taste or qualifications which deserved to be put

into the capital city, nor were yet so disagreably unsociable as to merit

suffering the terrors and horrors of a long winter in the country.”

The devotion of Bath visitors to cards has been satirised in many an

epigram, more or less pointed. There were certain individuals among them

who were not likely to come under the eye of Mrs. Montagu, but who did

not escape the notice of Fielding. “I have known a stranger at Bath,”

he says, in the first volume of “Amelia,” “who has happened fortunately

(I might almost say unfortunately) to have four by honours in his hand

almost every time he dealt for a whole evening, shunned universally by

the whole company the next day!”

“Mr. Anstey, in a little excursion from home, called here on his way to

London, where he arrived just to behold the horrors of the conflagration.

On his return back, he made me another visit, and his countenance bore

the impression of horror, from the dreadful things he had beheld. He got

back to Bath just in time to be present at ye riots there.

“Tho’ I am not personally acquainted with the family of Sir E.

Knatchbull, I cannot help being glad the heir of it has made so proper

a match. I have heard a good character of the young lady. She has a

noble fortune, and, by her mother, must be allied to the best families

in Kent. Commerce has so enriched this kingdom, that in every county

there are some new gentry who eclypse those ancient families which once

had the superiority, and I must own I love to see it return to them.

The mellow dignity of a gentleman is infinitely preferable to the crude

pride of a nabob. I believe you are acquainted with Sir Archer and Lady

Croft. They are now come to live in their house in this neighbourhood.

It had been lett to a mad West Indian, who ruined his fortune, and then

shot himself; after that, to a nabob. I never visit the West Indians in

my neighbourhood, because they would teach my servants to drink rum; nor

the nabobs, lest they should teach them to want to eat turtle and rich

dainties. So I had not been at Dunstan till the other day, since the old

proprietor left it.

“I find the lower kind of neighbours are not pleased with Sir A. and Lady

Croft, because they are not so profuse as the West, nor magnificent as

the East, Indian; but they seem to me very well-bred people.

“My nephew Robinson, according to the primate’s advice, is studying

hard at Cambridge this vacation. He has very good sense and an uncommon

memory, so he will reap great advantage from application to study.

The generality of young people in these days spend all their time in

travelling from place to place. Such a life may fit them to be surveyors

of highroads, or, if very ingenious, to make maps of England, but for

nothing better. An uniformity of life goes far in forming a consistency

of character.

“It would have done no harm to Montagu to have practised lessons of

idleness rather than study; from the last, there is not anything to

divert him here.

“I am very sorry I have not a frank in Denton. However, that my double

letter may not put your pocket, as well as patience, to double expence, I

convey it to London in a frank, to save half the charges.”

To Mrs. Robinson. “_Sandleford, August 18, 1779._—Montagu’s master wrote

me a letter on my nephew’s leaving Harrow, giving him every praise I

could have wish’d, and desiring me to give him his portrait to hang up

with those of four of his distinguish’d scholars who had left his school

there. Those young men have since had a considerable reputation at the

university, and I hope my young friend will have the same. But one fears

for youth in every new stage it is to pass through. He was this summer

admitted of Trinity College. I should have preferr’d St. John’s, as

the discipline there is stricter; but his tutor, Mr. Gilbank, being of

Trinity, I could not continue my nephew under his daily inspection if he

was not at the same college; and tho’ the salary I give the tutor makes a

considerable difference in the expence, yet if parents are to be pardon’d

who spoil the child by sparing the rod, they are not so who spoil the

child to spare the guinea.”

Referring to the marriage of the daughter of her brother Charles, she

says: “... I imagine this week my neice at Canterbury is made a happy

bride, and what is better, in the probability of being a happy wife.

Mr. Hougham has a very good character, and I believe my neice is very

amiable. Discretion and good-humour are the great sources of domestick

happiness.... I dare say my dear neice (Mary) adorned the ball at

Canterbury with a charming minouet. I believe the present Miss Robinsons

excell by far in that respect the former Miss Robinsons. And I heartily

wish all the steps they take in life may be with more smoothness and more

graces.

“I am impatient to have my new house fit for habitation, as I think the

large and high rooms and its airy situation will be of great service to

my health; and I am sure such noble apartments will be a great addition

to my pleasures. In the winter of the year and the winter of our life,

our principal enjoyments must be in our own house.... I suppose I shall

be advised to take some Bath waters before the winter sets in.... I will

get the better of my passion for my new house, which is almost equal to

that of a lover to a mistress whom he thinks very handsome and very good,

and such as will make him enjoy the dignity of life with ease, yet I will

give as much of the autumn as I shall be advis’d to the Bath waters.... I

have found much more benefit from Bath waters than I have from Tunbridge

for some years past; and the accommodations at Bath are infinitely

preferable. There are not above two houses on Mount Ephraim and Mount

Pleasant that are not mere hovels; the bedchambers are so low and small

that one is stifled; and, if the weather is bad, one is confin’d all day

in a little parlour not much larger than a bird-cage; so that unless

one goes to Tunbridge at the beginning of the season, one is miserably

accommodated.

“The airings round Bath are delightful. From every window of my house

in the Crescent I had the most beautiful prospects imaginable; so that

I enjoyed the sweet face of the fair month of May in all her blooming

charms.

“... I am very far from laughing at you, as you suppose, for indulging

reveries about your son’s marrying. I often allow my fancy to dance at

Montagu’s wedding; and the times are such I can hardly restrain it from

attending his divorce bill through the Houses of Lords and Commons.

However, it is better to suppose the times will mend. We do more wisely,

when we sweeten present cares with the prospect of future pleasures, than

when we embitter present pleasures with future apprehensions.”

When Mrs. Montagu made the last reflection, she probably had in her mind

the lines in her favourite “Comus:”

“... Be not over exquisite

To cast the fashion of uncertain evils;

For grant they be so, while they rest unknown,

Why need a man forestall his date of grief,

And run to meet what he would most avoid?”

“... I have two objects in a daily state of improvement—my nephew Montagu

and my new house. Many people would say my pleasure in both will be less

when they are arriv’d at their state of perfection, but I am not of that

opinion. The pleasures of expectation and of possession are different,

but the quiet serenity of the latter is, methinks, the best.”

To Mrs. Robinson. “_December ye 29th, 1779._ ... Our town amours present

us with every thing that is horrible. Women without religion or virtue,

and men void even of a sense of honour. Never till now did one hear of

three divorces going forward in one session, in which the ladies of the

most illustrious rank and families in Great Britain were concern’d. Lady

Percy was the wife of a nobleman of a most distinguished merit, who had

a mind too noble to be satisfied with the greatest hereditary wealth and

honours, has, merely to serve his king and country, exposed himself to

all the difficulties and dangers of military service. Lord Carmarthen

is the prettiest man in his person; the most polite and pleasing in his

manners, with a sweet temper and an excellent Understanding, happily

cultivated. As to Lord Derby, to be sure, he has nothing on his side

but the seventh commandment; but that should be sufficient, and was

sufficient, in former times. Her family, it is said, triumph that this

divorce is only an ugly step to an elevation of title. However, the name

of an adulteress will surely blot whatever shall be written over it,

even were it an imperial title. It is said, however, that Lord D. will

be only divorced in the Spiritual Court; and, in that case, he will have

the revenge of keeping her in her present awkward situation; but while he

is punishing the faithless Wife, he is doing the greatest service to her

gallant (the Duke of Dorset), whom he prevents from incurring infamy and

also getting a most extravagant wife.

“I approve much of your getting a dance once a week for the young folks,

and I am particularly glad my nephew is of the party. Grace of person

is more important for a woman than a man; but the capacity of dancing a

minouet is more serviceable to a young man, for, by so doing, he obliges

many young ladies, while the minouet miss seldom pleases any girl but

herself. Unless a girl is very beautiful, very well-shaped, and very

genteel, she gives little pleasure to the spectators of her minouet;

and, indeed, so unpolite are the setters-by in all assemblies, that they

express a most ungrateful joy when the minouets are over. For my part,

tho’ I feel as great ennui as my neighbours on those occasions, I never

allow myself to appear so; for I look upon a minouet to be generally an

act of filial piety, which gives real pleasure to fathers, mothers, and

aunts.... In France, good minouets are clapped; but I believe no nation

arrived at such a degree of civilization as to encore them.

“... I do not know whether I am more stupid than other people, but I

neither find any of the vexation some find in building, nor the great

amusement others tell me they experience in it. Indeed, if it were not

that a house must be building before it can be built, I should never

have been a builder.... I have not had a quarter of an hour’s pain or

pleasure from the operation. I have not met with the least disappointment

or mortification. It has gone on as fast and well as I expected, and,

when it is habitable, I shall take great pleasure in it; for it is an

excellent house, finely situated, and just such as I have always wish’d,

but never hoped, to have.

“... I know that in some little alterations we made at Sandleford, the

country workmen were so tedious, we were obliged to send for carpenters

from London; but here we have such a plenty of Hands, that everything

goes continually on.

[Illustration: The Minuet

_Photogravure from the painting by E. L. Garrido_]

“... I was grieved to see Scott’s Hall advertised to be sold. It is a

pity such an ancient family should be rooted up to plant some upstart

nabob in its place.

“... I suppose your consort was concerned at the indiscretion of his

Pallas, Mrs. Macaulay. Had she married a great-great-grandson of one

of the regicides, however youthful he had been, it might have been

pardonable; but the second mate of a surgeon to an Indian man-of-war, of

twenty-two, seems no way accountable. If ye Minerva she carried on the

outside of her coach had been consulted, no doubt but the sage goddess,

even in effigy, would have given signs of disapprobation. I have sent you

some verses of Mr. Anstey’s on the subject. The first copy he put into

the urn, at Mrs. Millar’s, at Batheaston; and being desired, when he drew

them, to read them a second time, instead of so doing, he read the other

copy.”

“_Bath, November ye 21, 1780._ ... It was time for Montagu to go to

Cambridge, where I had rather he had lectures and took degrees under

_alma mater_ than under the goddess of folly and dissipation here. In

these water-drinking places, every one is more idle and more silly than

at their respective homes, where all have some business, and many most

important pursuits. I consider, really, life here as a mere dream. Some

walk very gracefully, and talk very agreably in their sleep; but a young

man should not begin life by acting Le Sonambule. It is very well to

do so between the acts of a busy drama, or, alas! as a farce, when the

chief catastrophe is over, and the curtain is dropped between the busy

world and us.... The primate of Ireland is here. He very kindly sent

to my nephew Morris to come to him. Under such protection, I think Bath

as good a place as any he can be in. The advantage of domestick society

with the primate is the greatest imaginable; nor could any parent behave

with more real kindness to the young man, whose gratitude and deference

to his grace make the best return that can be to such goodness.... My

Nephew very wisely and laudably pursued, with the greatest application,

the course of classical studies the primate wish’d him to fall into; and

it is with great satisfaction I hear his grace speak of what he has done,

with the highest approbation.

“... My new house is almost ready.... I propose to move all my furniture

from Hill Street thither, and to let my house unfurnished till a good

purchaser offers. Then, should I get a bad tenant, I can seize his goods

for rent; and such security becomes necessary in these extravagant times.

“... Doctor Moisey being dead, I applied to Doctor de la Cour, your

friend, when I had my cold, to know if I might drink the waters. The poor

doctor is very sickly, and, perhaps, from that reason, he is the most

inattentive physician I ever knew or heard of. He is very agreable in

conversation, but does not remember for a whole day what he has ordered.

He suits me very well at present; for I want no medical help, and I

always love a lively companion. He took three guineas of me, for which I

had some saline draughts and a long direction as to food, the quantity of

water to be taken.... The saline draughts were very good and the food was

very wholesome; but as I knew before that those draughts were good for a

cold, and mutton and chicken easy of digestion, I rather regret my three

guineas. But this is between ourselves; for I never say what may hurt a

man in his profession; so that, when others complain of a loss of memory

and inattention, I am silent.”

The period has now arrived in which some notice is required of the

Bluestockings, of the date of whose origin Boswell has made an erroneous

statement.

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