ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.

(EXTRACTED FROM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P.)

_House of Commons, Monday, July 6._--All heads were bared when the

PRIME MINISTER rose to move adjournment of HOUSE in sign of sorrow at

the passing way of a great Parliament man. To vast majority of present

House JOSEPH CHAMBERLAIN is a tradition. His personal presence, its

commanding force, is varied and invariable attraction are unknown.

Since his final re-election by faithful Birmingham, where, like the

Shunamite woman, he dwelt among his own people loving and loved, he

only once entered the House.

It was a tragic scene, perhaps happily witnessed by few. Appointed

business of sitting concluded and Members departed, a figure that once

commanded attention of a listening Senate slowly entered from behind

the SPEAKER'S chair. It was the senior Member for Birmingham come

to take the oath. The action was indicative of his thoroughness and

loyalty. No longer were oaths, rolls of Parliament and seats on either

Front Bench matters of concern to him. His manifold task was done. His

brilliant course was run. But, until he took the oath and signed the

roll, he was not _de jure_ a Member of the House of Commons, and his

vote might not be available by the Whips for a pair on a critical

division.

Accordingly here he was, moving haltingly with the aid of a stick,

supported by the strong arm of the son whose maiden speech his old

chief GLADSTONE years ago welcomed as "dear and refreshing to a

father's heart." He took the oath and signed the roll--an historic

page in a unique volume. With dimmed eyes he glanced round the

familiar scene of hard fights and great triumphs, and went forth never

to return.

To-day he lived again in speeches delivered by the PRIME MINISTER, by

the LEADER OF THE OPPOSITION, and by the Cabinet colleague and leader

to whom he was loyal to the last. The practice of delivering set

eulogies to the memory of the departed great is the most difficult

that falls to the lot of a Leader on either side of House of Commons.

In some hands it has uncontrollable tendency to the artificiality

and insipidity of funeral baked meats. DISRAELI was a failure on such

occasions; GLADSTONE at his best. PRINCE ARTHUR, usually supreme, did

not to-day reach his accustomed lofty level.

In fineness of tone and exquisite felicity of phrasing, ASQUITH

excelled himself. The first time the House of Commons caught a glimpse

of profound depths of a nature habitually masked by impassive manner

and curt speech was when he talked to it in broken voice about

CAMPBELL-BANNERMAN, just dead. Speaking this afternoon about one with

whom, as he said, he "had exchanged many blows," he was even more

impressive, not less by reason of the eloquence of his speech than by

its simplicity and sincerity.

_Business done._--In the House of Lords _le brave_ WILLOUGHBY DE BROKE

was, if the phrase be Parliamentary, broken in the Division Lobby.

Insisting on fighting the Home Rule Amending Bill to the last, he

found himself supported by ten peers, a Liberal Ministry having for an

important measure the majority, unparalleled in modern times, of 263.

When figures were announced Lord CREWE, reminiscent of the farmer

smacking his lips over a liqueur glass of old brandy, remarked to

Viscount MORLEY, "I should like some more of that in a moog."

_Tuesday._--Interesting episode preceded main business of sitting.

Sort of rehearsal of meeting of Parliament on College Green. Opened

by SHEEHAN rising from Bench partially filled by O'Brienites to move

issue of new writ for North Galway. Had it been an English borough

nothing particular would have happened. Writ would have been ordered

as matter of course, and there an end on't.

Things different on College Green. When SHEEHAN sat down, up gat

Captain DONELAN from Redmondite camp, which when moved to Dublin will,

by reason of numerical majority, be analogous to Ministerialists at

Westminister. DONELAN remarked that in his capacity as Nationalist

Whip he intended to move issue of writ next Monday. This fully

explained why O'BRIEN'S young man moved it to-day. Otherwise cause of

quarrel obscure. What they fought each other for dense mind of Saxon

could not make out.

Ambiguity partly due to DONELAN. Lacking the volubility common to his

countrymen he had prepared heads of his speech jotted down on piece

of notepaper. This so intricately folded that sequence of remarks

occasionally suffered. Situation further complicated by accidental

turning over of notes upside down. House grateful when presently TIM

HEALY interposed. He being past-master of lucid statement, we should

now know all about circumstances which apparently, to the temporary

shouldering aside of Ulster, rocked Ireland to its centre.

[Illustration: TIM BUONAPARTE.]

Unfortunately TIM was embarrassed by attempt to assume a novel

oratorical attitude. Usually he addresses House with studied

carelessness of hands lightly clasped behind his back. Presumably in

consideration of supreme national importance of the question whether

SHEEHAN should move issue of writ to-day or DONELAN on Monday, he

essayed a new attitude. It recalled NAPOLEON at Fontainebleau folding

his arms majestically as he bade farewell to remnant of the Old Guard.

Attempt, several times repeated, proved a failure. Somehow or other

TIM'S arms would not adjust themselves to novel circumstances, and

fell back into the old _laissez-faire_ position. Speech repeatedly

interrupted on points of order by compatriots on back benches. What

was clear was that some one had filed a petition in bankruptcy.

Identity of delinquent not so clear.

[Illustration: "Prospective first Speaker of a modern Irish

Parliament."

(Mr. SWIFT MACNEILL.)]

However, as a foretaste of debate in Home Rule Parliament, proceedings

interesting and instructive. Disposed of slanderous suggestions of

disorder. Never, or hardly ever, was a more decorous debate. To

it SWIFT MACNEILL, prospective first Speaker of a modern Irish

Parliament, lent the dignity and authority of his patronage. Pretty

to see him, as debate went forward, glancing aside at his

wigged-and-gowned brother in the Chair, as who should say, "What do

you think of this, Sir?"

_Business done._--With assistance of Ministerial forces, O'Brienite

motion for issue of writ for Galway defeated by Redmondite amendment

to adjourn debate. WILLIAM O'BRIEN took swift revenge. House dividing

on PREMIER'S motion allotting time for remaining stages of Budget

Bill, he led his little flock into Opposition Lobby, assisting to

reduce Ministerial majority to figure of 23. In this labour of love he

found himself assisted by abstention of two groups of Ministerialists,

one objecting to procedure on Finance Bill, the other thirsting for

blood of the Ulster gun-runners.

If PREMIER still hesitates about Autumn Session this incident should

help him to make up his mind. The Government will be safer with its

Members on the moors or the golf links than daily running the gauntlet

at Westminster.

_House of Lords, Thursday._--When noble lords take their legislative

business seriously in hand they show the Commons a better way. Their

dealing with the Amending Bill has been a model of businesslike

procedure. Speeches uniformly brief because kept strictly to the

point. Amendments carefully considered in council and moved from Front

Opposition Bench were carried by large majorities.

_Business done._--Home Rule Amending Bill turned inside out in two

sittings. Own father wouldn't know it. SARK sums up situation by

paraphrase of historic saying. "They have," he remarks, "made a new

Bill and call it Peace."

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[Illustration: AN EX-VICEREGAL BAG. (Earl CURZON.)]

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