The Caliph and the Second Jar of Ointment

Finding that but little of the ointment was left in the first and

larger of the two jars which he had purchased of Abdurrahman, Haroun

Alraschid put it away in his cabinet, determining to use no more of it

until some occasion of pressing need should arise. And sending for his

treasurer he commanded him to produce the second and smaller of the two

jars, that he might open it and ascertain the virtue possessed by the

ointment in that jar.

As in the case of the former jar, he found immediately within the

second jar when he opened it a narrow strip of parchment, on which was

written:

"Hail to thee, purchaser of this ointment most marvellous and magical!

Rub but a little of it behind each of thine ears and thou shalt

forthwith understand the language of all birds and beasts, even as

Solomon, the great king and the wisest of men, understood them.

Nevertheless, at the first word of human speech that thou utterest

after thou hast applied the ointment the power of understanding the

speech of birds and of beasts shall depart from thee. For so it is

decreed by the maker of the ointment according to the nature of the

magical art in conformity with which it is compounded."

When the Caliph had read these words and reflected how small a quantity

of ointment the little jar contained, and how precarious was the power

it conferred, liable as it was to be extinguished at any moment by a

hasty word, he determined to refrain from testing it until a suitable

occasion should present itself. Placing it therefore in a small chest

or coffer, he entrusted it to a certain slave, whom he ordered to carry

it carefully and be in attendance with it at all times, so that

whenever the opportunity of making trial of its virtue should arrive

the ointment might be at hand and in readiness.

About this time it happened that Zobeideh, Haroun's favourite wife, had

prepared a magnificent entertainment at the splendid palace which the

Caliph had erected for her. And, as it happened, the next evening

after Haroun had opened the second jar of ointment, he attended

Zobeideh's entertainment. As he entered the gardens of the palace he

perceived Zobeideh seated on a raised seat or throne in the middle of

the garden, with groups of her women in their most gorgeous apparel

surrounding her. They all rose and went forward to meet the Caliph as

he entered, while others, scattered in parties about the grounds, made

a concert of vocal and instrumental music for his diversion. As he

seated himself on the throne with Zobeideh by his side the scene was

very charming. The arcades enclosing the gardens with their marble and

gilded columns were festooned with many coloured lights, lanterns hung

in the trees, illuminating the gardens and the lofty fountains, which

broke into ten thousand sparkling jewels and fell splashing into the

wide marble basins at their base.

After sitting for some time watching this brilliant scene the Caliph

rose and wandered slowly through the grounds, until at length he came

to a grove of trees, so artfully enclosed by gilded lattice work

concealed by climbing plants that it formed an aviary vast in size and

filled with birds of every kind and hue. In this delightful retreat a

natural concert greeted him of feathered songsters darting to and fro

and singing lustily.

Two little silktails perched upon a neighbouring branch particularly

attracted his attention. He had seated himself on a mossy bank in a

retired nook, close by the spot chosen by the chatterers for their

lively and very animated conversation. Being curious to know what they

were talking of, and convinced that the present offered as favourable

an opportunity for listening to bird-talk as any he was likely to meet

with, the Caliph ordered the slave who carried it to bring him at once

the little jar of ointment, and applying some behind each ear as the

writing contained in the jar had directed, he prepared to maintain a

strict silence and listen attentively. As soon as he had applied the

ointment he found that he understood the conversation of his little

neighbours as clearly as though they had been expressing themselves in

the purest Arabic.

"What!" said the one bird to the other, "is it possible that you can be

so deluded and mistaken? Desire to be a man! I am truly surprised and

shocked at so absurd and degrading a notion. If now you had expressed

a wish to be one of the nobler animals, a lion or a tiger, for

instance, I might have excused you. But a man! Only consider how low

in the scale of creation the creature is! Not only is he confined to

the earth like other animals, and unable to range as we do through the

air, but consider how miserable a slave he is, how he has to toil from

morning to night to supply his mere necessities. No wonder his throat

gives forth only harsh and unmeaning sounds, instead of the nobler roar

of the lion or the bright and cheering song notes of us birds!

Moreover, the unfortunate creature is evidently cursed by Allah, being

alone among all creatures left naked and defenceless. The beasts have

warm and beautiful coats of fur provided for them, and they find their

food without work or toil. While as for ourselves, we find insects and

grubs and worms all delicious eating, and that without stint or

trouble; and as regards the covering of our bodies, I think without

vanity these lovely feathers are not only as warm as the fur of

animals, but much prettier and more becoming."

Saying this, the silktail looked back over her glossy and radiant

plumage with such a self-satisfied glance as made the Caliph smile.

"Whereas," she continued, "that unfortunate creature, man, being left

by bountiful Nature naked and cold, has to cover himself as best he may

with a sorry patchwork of shreds and tatters such as he can contrive to

procure either from vegetable fibres, the tissue of silkworms, or the

furs or feathers he is driven to secure by force or stratagem either

from beasts or from ourselves. In almost every particular the wretched

creature is a mere drudge, slaving continually for others and getting

nothing by his toil for himself. Who planted this charming grove, who

waters and tends it? Man. And who enjoys the use and benefit of it?

Surely ourselves. Who made the pretty lattice-work that encloses it?"

"And shuts us in," said the other.

"And shuts the falcon and the vulture out," continued the first

speaker; "why, our poor friend and servant, man. And do you desire to

share that servitude?"

"My dear mother," replied the other bird, "I admit that what you say of

man is for the most part very true; in many things he appears to act

with great stupidity. For instance, he has planted this pleasant grove

and supplies it with water, and has fenced it in very carefully, and

for no purpose apparently or any use that it is to him. He comes now

and then and looks at his work without uttering a sound, as mute as a

fish and not half so active and joyous. And yet, though he is a

melancholy drudge enough, he effects great things. By his very

weakness and his naturally defenceless condition he has been rendered

so cunning and so full of contrivances that he manages to subdue even

those free and noble animals, the lion, the tiger, and the leopard, and

to capture and destroy even such mighty birds of prey as the vulture

and the eagle. See, too, what huge and surprising nests he is able to

fashion, such as that hard by this very grove."

"My child," said the mother bird, "you confuse the ruler of these

animals with those over whom he rules. The one has indeed a fine nest

and an easy life, but the others are lodged very differently, and

labour from morning till night."

"I confess," said the younger bird, "that it was rather of the prince

than of his subjects that I was thinking when I wished to be a man.

Only consider how enviable a position he enjoys, with so many beings

under his command, and with so many fine gardens to live and take his

pleasure in."

"And with so charming and faithful a wife to prepare entertainments for

him," said the older bird, sarcastically. "I wonder how the prince you

foolishly envy would have looked if he had seen her only yesterday

evening as we did with another man at her feet?"

"Allah! is it true?" thundered out Haroun Alraschid, in a terrible rage.

The sudden movement and exclamation frightened the little birds, who

flew swiftly away. A matter of the less consequence, as the Caliph had

by speaking destroyed the spell, and could have understood no more of

the dialogue even had it continued. But he was in fact far too angry

and excited at the moment to notice this or anything else.

Clapping his hands to summon his slaves and attendants, he commanded

the palace of Zobeideh to be instantly surrounded, and all who might be

found therein at once to be made prisoners. This hasty measure

produced, as might have been expected, no results. No one was arrested

but those belonging to Zobeideh's household, and all, as a matter of

course, professed entire ignorance of the entrance at any time whatever

of any man within the sacred precincts of Zobeideh's palace.

Haroun, in the first transports of his rage, contemplated ordering

every man in Bagdad between fifteen and fifty years of age to be

executed. But the Grand Vizier having hinted that some difficulty

might be experienced in executing so wholesale an order, and, moreover,

that the actual culprit might very probably even in that case manage to

effect his escape, the Caliph decided to cause Zobeideh to be brought

before him that he might interrogate her himself.

When that unhappy princess entered, and, throwing herself at his feet,

asked him in what way she had offended or aggrieved his Majesty, Haroun

reproached her bitterly.

"Woman," said he, "have I not loaded you with favours, and bestowed

upon you with unstinting hand all that your imagination could fancy or

your heart desire? Ungrateful, like all your race; faithless, like all

your sex; you have fawned upon me to my face, and betrayed me behind my

back. Say, is it not so?"

"My lord," she answered, "whoever has told you aught to my discredit

has foully lied. I have ever been faithful to your Majesty, and happy

is the man, be he prince or slave, who has a wife no less faithful than

I have been."

"Accursed woman!" retorted Haroun, fiercely, "notwithstanding this

confident tone on your part, I know you to be guilty; therefore tell me

at once who was that man whom you dared to receive in your garden

yesterday, or, by Allah! into the Tigris in a sack you shall go as

though you were but the meanest of my slaves."

Zobeideh, perceiving from these words that concealment was impossible,

and well knowing from the fiery temper of the Caliph that he was quite

capable of executing his threat to the letter, replied as follows:

"Since the Commander of the Faithful has discovered, I know not how,

that I gave audience to a man yesterday in the garden of my palace, I

will confess to the Commander of the Faithful, to whom all things are

revealed, the name of the man whom I saw. It was Hunoman, my

foster-brother. He is the son of my nurse, and we were brought up

together as young children, and loved each other as children love, the

sister the brother, and the brother the sister. At seven years of age,

his father having died, an uncle took him to India. Only two days

since he returned, and, learning this from the old nurse, his mother, I

became desirous to see once more the little playfellow of my childhood,

to behold the man I had always thought of as a brother, and hear from

his own lips an account of the countries and peoples he had visited,

the dangers he had encountered, and the manner in which he had

contrived to escape from them. I heard that he had brought some rare

and valuable presents for me. I determined that he should present them

in person. In this I did wrong, but, in the name of the most merciful

God, I appeal to the Caliph for mercy, both for my foster-brother, who

consented to see me only after much persuasion and with the utmost

unwillingness, and also for myself, who am guilty of no other sin than

the indulgence of curiosity, which is a sin that so magnanimous a king

as your Majesty will be able to pardon in a woman."

Haroun, who thought that Zobeideh was now telling the truth, and who

was in truth by no means displeased to find his suspicions concerning

her conduct to be unfounded, asked with great calmness--

"What said you is the name of this man?"

"His name," said Zobeideh, "is Hunoman."

"And where is he to be found? for I must see him."

"He is staying at present with his mother, Siveree, my nurse, to whom I

have given a small house near the river side."

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