CHAPTER XXIV.

The combined army was now on the point of marching from Asseerghur,

after the cession of that fortress.

We bent our way once more towards cantonments, accompanying Sir John

Malcolm to his new station of Mhow, for the purpose of visiting the

celebrated cities of Indore and Ougein. This was some miles out of our

direct route; but no traveller ought to pass such places without viewing

the splendour and magnificence of ancient architecture for which those

two cities are celebrated. A careful survey of such places will well

compensate the traveller for going out of his way; feed his astonished

mind with contemplation for years to come; and impress him with the

conviction, that the system of architecture in Europe, in comparison

with that of the East, is but in its infancy.

The approach towards Mhow is very difficult and fatiguing. One ghaut

which we were necessarily obliged to ascend was frightful even to look

at. The road had been scooped out from the side of the hill, which from

its base was almost perpendicular, and seemed to defy mortal ascent.

When I arrived at the bottom, I saw elephants, camels, and horses, men,

women, and children, that seemed hanging on the projecting bosom of the

flinty rock, or suspended from the clouds. When the elephants had

reached the summit, they looked like small ponies, and the men like

little dark specks in the sky. About two hundred yards from the top was

a strong gateway, and two large bastions, for the protection of this

pass into Holkar's provinces. Upon the hill was a strong stone-built

fort, belonging to that chieftain, which was well filled with guns and

men. This hill, from its base to its summit, is more than two miles.

There are several wells during the ascent, for the accommodation of

travellers, fed by springs hewn out of the solid rock. It is a good

day's march to complete the ascent of this hill; and how cattle get up,

with their enormous loads on their backs, is to the spectator wonderful

to behold. Nothing of moment occurred on the journey, save some broken

shins and knees; and, for three days after this trip, I was so stiff

that I could scarcely move. We encamped on the top of this hill, and the

view from its summit comprised an extent of at least fifty miles. The

people below seemed of another world. In the lowlands the atmosphere was

intensely hot and sultry; but upon the hill it was pure, cool, and

salubrious, so that we seemed quite in another country. When we again

set out on our journey, we travelled about a hundred miles without again

descending. The whole of this distance the country was one general flat,

and we did not find any descent till we got near Callenger, where the

ghaut is nearly as high.

In two days more we reached the new station of Mhow, the residence of

Sir John Malcolm, with whom we spent two pleasant days. Sir John was as

hospitable as he was brave, and his tables groaned under the luxuries of

the season. He possesses a profundity of wit; so that, wherever he is,

the whole company are sure to be on the broad grin. I should recommend

all people subject to liver complaints to pay Sir John a visit, if

opportunity favours them, and I would wager ten to one that, in one

month, he would laugh most of them out of their complaints. I was myself

suffering under a violent attack when I was his guest, and the smallest

motion, more particularly that caused by laughter, was attended with

most excruciating pain; but our host could almost make a dead man laugh.

The consequence was, that I laughed to some purpose, for I actually got

rid of my complaint. Sir John generally made it a point of getting me

close to him. He said to me one morning, "Shipp, did I ever tell you the

story of my being invited to breakfast off a dead colonel?" I answered,

"No, Sir John; nor are my poor sides in a state to hear it."--"Oh, but I

must tell you: it's rather a serious story than otherwise." Finding

there was no escape, I put both my hands to my sides (a necessary

precaution to prevent them from bursting) and listened attentively. Sir

John had a peculiar manner of relating anecdotes, which, for effect, I

have never seen equalled; and a sort of squeaking voice, in which he

generally spoke, especially when pleased, added greatly to the drollery

of his stories. "I was invited to breakfast," said Sir John, "with a

queer old colonel of the Bombay Artillery. This colonel was famous for

giving good breakfasts, so I accepted his invitation, and went to his

residence rather early, where I walked without ceremony into the

breakfast-room. It is customary in India, when breakfast-things are

laid, to throw a table-cloth over the whole, to keep the flies off. I

thought it strange that I did not see a single servant; but I walked up

and down the room, very contentedly, for nearly a quarter of an hour. At

last I got quite hungry, so I thought I would help myself to a biscuit.

For this purpose, I lifted the end of the cloth, and the first object

that met my eye was--the colonel's head!" Just at this instant Sir John

Malcolm struck me a violent blow on the shoulders, which so startled me,

that I really thought the dead colonel was on my back. From that time,

however, I lost all symptoms of the liver complaint.

After a short time our generous entertainer good-naturedly accompanied

us to Indore, where the British resident, Mr. Wellesley, treated us in a

most splendid and hospitable manner. He took us to visit the court of

young Holkar, who, a short time before, had rebelled against the

government, in consequence of which his troops had been dreadfully cut

up at Mahidpoor, so that we could not expect a very cordial greeting.

We, however, all proceeded thither, mounted on elephants, and we were

received at the outer gates, by the junior officers of Holkar's court,

rather coolly. Here we dismounted, and in the inner court we were met by

some officers of higher rank, by whom we were conducted to a long room,

on which was spread a clean white cloth, with innumerable pillows and

cushions for the purpose of lounging on. Young Holkar rose on the

entrance of the resident, and we all in our turn had a hug at him. He

was a dirty-looking boy, about thirteen years of age, shabbily dressed,

and who, it was said, has never been known to laugh out. After the usual

greeting, and sprinkling of scents, we could see his rancour working

within him. It was Sir John who had given his troops such a drubbing,

and he could not, even on this occasion, conceal the hatred that rankled

in his heart towards the English. The recollection of the disastrous

defeat of his troops rushed across his mind, no doubt, the moment he saw

Sir John Malcolm, and it left evident traces on his features, that

indicated the most malevolent feelings towards his visitors. It appeared

to be with difficulty that he could behave with decent civility; but,

from fear of offending the British resident, he was compelled, with his

courtiers and ministers, to affect a cordiality which he did not feel.

Sir John Malcolm, however, soon disturbed their ceremonious gravity,

which he converted into peals of laughter, so that the room resounded

with shouts of merriment; and the before frowning rajah, who was reputed

unable to laugh, actually threw himself on his back, and laughed most

lustily. It was a considerable time before we could re-establish order;

after which, an interesting conversation took place, which was followed

by the distribution of presents, in which the young rajah was liberal,

and we broke up much more friendly than we had met. We all returned to

the resident's house, to a most splendid dinner.

On the following morning we bade farewell to our hospitable friends, Sir

John Malcolm and Mr. Wellesley, and bent our way towards Ougein by

forced marches, to make up for the time we had spent at Mhow and Indore.

The Bengal division did not return with us, but went the direct road to

Saugar, where they arrived some days before us. In two days we reached

Ougein, and encamped in a small tope of trees, about a mile from the

city, which is situated on the banks of the river Scend, opposite to

which are the beautiful and extensive gardens, once the favourite resort

of Scindia, but which, of late years, he has not visited. The once

splendid palace of this ancient city has been actually permitted to

tumble to pieces, and this seat of oriental magnificence may now be said

to be the habitation of snakes, scorpions, and every kind of reptiles.

The beautiful pleasure-grounds are still kept in some kind of order, as

they are the haunts of mendicant priests, who willingly sojourn here,

and by whom these gardens are considered as a holy place of worship. In

the morning the rippling stream of the Scend is crowded with these

Brahmin priests, sanctifying their hoary heads, as they suppose, with

the pure waters of this fair and sparkling stream, and offering worship

to their gods.

In the course of the afternoon we visited the old city, that had been

buried by an earthquake. We could distinctly see tops of temples, trees,

and houses, and there are still many wide and yawning excavations in the

earth. At the extreme end of this old town stands the palace, in a state

of dilapidation and decay. Some few priests reside in what was once the

zenanah, the lower apartments of which run into the gliding stream of

the Scend, and are washed by this beautiful river passing through them.

Here we bathed, to the great annoyance and mortification of the priests

who resided there, who did not fail to tell us in plain terms, that we

had contaminated and polluted the sacred stream.

We next visited the subterraneous passage which was reported to reach

from Ougein to the city of Benares, some two thousand miles! We

commenced our exploration of this place by candle-light, and every ten

yards descended into rooms almost square, till the place became so damp

and chilly, that we were induced to return; but, even from the short

distance we had accomplished, we could easily discover that it led to

the palace, which stood about a quarter of a mile from it, and had no

doubt been a secret passage to the zenanah, for some nefarious purpose.

These subterraneous passages to the palaces of the great must have been

designed for purposes dark as they are mysterious; and, could these dark

and lonely cells but speak, I fear they would tell many a woful tale.

Over the mouth, or entrance, of this subterraneous passage, was a kind

of old gateway, and on its still tottering towers were sculptured many

tales of wonder, as false as they were strange. Wishing to see

everything worth beholding, we commenced our march, by descending three

or four steps into a square room, that was perfectly green from the damp

vapour rising from the ground. In one corner of this room, which was

about six feet square, we discovered a wrinkled old man reposing on some

ashes, his hair white and his beard of great length. He viewed us with

the eye of a lynx, and, having bid us the usual greeting of the morning,

he at the same time sat up, and, assuming a considerable degree of

self-consequence, he demanded where we were going, from whence we came,

and what were our intentions. I was appointed interpreter, and I replied

that we wished to see this wonderful subterraneous passage. He replied,

"Yes, wonderful indeed! two thousand miles dug out of the bowels of the

earth by manual labour, and which cost as much money as would purchase

another world; but," continued he, "where are your provisions--your

oil--your Koran? If you wish to explore this great wonder of man's

power, you surely would not attempt it without first invoking Almighty

aid! The journey is long, dangerous, and tedious."--"How far, then,"

said I, "does the excavation extend, that so many precautions are

required?"--"To the famous city of Benares," replied he. "There may be

found, though scarcely known to mortal man, the other entrance. This is

as true as it appears wonderful to you who are unacquainted with these

hidden mysteries. If you doubt my assertion, go on, and your own eyes

will convince you of the truth of what I have told you." We proceeded

through some three or four rooms, descending two or three steps down to

each, till a chilly dampness told us to return. We did so, and, not

wishing to offend old grey-beard by evincing any disbelief of what we

had heard, we gave him a few rupees, which he seized with all the

avidity of a miser. His cunning eye sparkled again when he found the

rupees within his grasp, and he bowed to the ground in token of thanks.

He told us many stories, as wonderful as they were false: amongst the

rest, the following:--That some of his holy sect (Brahmins) had, a short

period before, attempted to explore this passage; but, when they had

proceeded about half way, some of them died. The others consulted

whether it was more prudent to proceed to the accomplishment of their

design, or at once return, while it was certain that their oil and

provisions would last them. They agreed to return, and they reached the

spot from which they had first started, after an absence of some months.

The hoary-headed mendicant told this barefaced falsehood with all the

solemnity of truth, and confirmed it by emphatically calling on his

Maker to witness his assertion. We did not think it prudent to dispute

his word till we were fairly out of his clutches; but, just as we were

about to take our departure, I told him that what he had asserted was

nothing but a delusion to exact money from the English traveller, and

that we could plainly see, from the nature of the passage, that it was a

secret inlet to the great palace, for some dark and murderous purpose.

This he denied with all the effrontery of which these people are

capable, and we parted on no very friendly terms. This same old fellow

accounted for the earthquake having visited the city of Ougein in the

following happy manner. He said that a white man had sojourned there

some three or four years, subsisting on the gifts of the benevolent. "He

spoke fluently all the Oriental tongues, was affable, and became

generally esteemed. Having accumulated some money, he built a little

temple, and, in two or three years, gained a considerable number of

converts to his religion, and became so powerful in his arguments, and

so persuasive in his discourses, that the Brahmin priests held a

consultation. The result of this meeting was never published, for it was

on that day--that long-to-be-remembered day--that the great visitation

overtook this city, engulfing myriads of its inhabitants. This was a

mark of their god's displeasure for permitting this ancient city to be

defiled by the erection of a Christian temple. The temple was wholly

swallowed up; but, Sir, strange to say, some one short minute before

this, the white man had gone to a small school in a distant village, and

escaped the catastrophe. On the same eve, however, he disappeared, and

naught has been heard of him since that day--a day registered in blood

in the annals of this ancient city."

We visited every place about Ougein worth seeing, and in the evening

returned to our tents, where our hospitable general had, as usual,

provided a sumptuous dinner, with every luxury of the season. On the

following morning we stood towards Saugar, _via_ Bopaul and Belsah, old

Pindaree haunts; but nothing of moment occurred on the road, save that

some of our servants lost their way in the night, and were never more

heard of by us. There can be little doubt that they had fallen victims

to banditti, for which this part of the country is notorious.

We soon arrived safe at Saugar, where we were met with open arms by our

affectionate wives. At this station all was now merriment and joy. Such

is the life of a soldier! He no sooner furls his victorious banner, and

sheaths his blood-stained sabre in the scabbard of peace, than, amid the

revels of the fascinating and the gay, or in the more calm, but far

sweeter enjoyment of domestic felicity, he loses all thought of

"grim-visaged war."

I was blessed with a most affectionate partner, who shared in all my

joys, and soothed me under all my sorrows. Her fond epistles to me, when

in the field, were filled with expressions of pity for the poor deluded

creatures with whom we were at war. She was the pillar of my best hopes;

my bright star of happiness; my monitor in the hour of peril, and my

sure refuge in distress. She had but one fault--that she doted where she

should but have loved.

* * * * *

But, quitting recollections which, from subsequent events, have been

rendered painful to me, perhaps the insertion of the following account

of the extraordinary evidence given by an Irish sergeant before a

court-martial may be tolerated, if only in consideration of its being

the last of my Irish anecdotes.

_President._--Well, sergeant, recollect you are upon your oath to speak

the truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God. State what you

know touching the crime against the prisoner.

_Sergeant._--I will, your honour. The other morning, when I was fast

asleep on my cot, with my eyes open, I heard the prisoner there himself

say to Patrick Gaffy, in a whisper--and sure I could tell his voice a

mile off if I could hear him--that he would never rest day or night till

he had kilt and murdered Corporal Ragon, becase he was always down upon

him, and he would never let him alone besides.

_President._--You have a strange way, sergeant, in giving your evidence:

you say that you heard the prisoner, when you were asleep, tell Patrick

Gaffy, in a whisper, that he would kill Corporal Ragon. Mind what you

are about, Sir.

_Sergeant._--A whisper, your honour! Fait, but it was such a whisper as

you might have heard, if you had been on the look-out, all over the

barrack, with your eyes shut.

_President._--But you say that you were asleep?

_Sergeant._--So I was, your honour; but the noise waked me; and I shut

my eyes so that I might be sure I heard him.

_President._--Can you hear in your sleep?

_Sergeant._--Fait, can I. About a month ago, I was as sound as a

mackerel, when, sure enough, I heard a man calling me by my name; and,

when I opened my eyes, I saw him standing by my bedside, and he said he

had been calling me for a long time.

_President._--Perhaps you can see in your sleep also?

_Sergeant._--By the powers, your honour, you may say that; for the other

morning I catched myself at that self-same thing.

_President._--How was that, sergeant?

_Sergeant._--Fait! the other morning, when I was fast asleep, I felt my

eyes, and found them wide awake.

_President._--Probably you can _always_ hear in your sleep?

_Sergeant._--Not when my eyes are shut, your honour; for then I am quite

deaf.

_President._--Do you ever walk in your sleep?

_Sergeant._--Never, your honour, after I lay down; but I did once, when

a boy.

_President._--Which you perfectly recollect, of course?

_Sergeant._--Yes, your honour: I shall never forget it, because I have

good cause to remember it.

_President._--What may that be, sergeant?

_Sergeant._--Why, your honour, I was about ten years old when I walked

in my sleep, and I found myself wide awake in a horse-pond that stood

near my father's house.

_Member._--Well, but you said at the commencement of your evidence, that

you were asleep, and heard the prisoner now before the court make use of

the threat towards Corporal Ragon.

_Sergeant._--Fait! did I, on my oath, and that's no lie, either.

_Member._--Clearly and distinctly heard the identical words?

_Sergeant._--Clear as mud, your honour.

_Member._--Yet you say the words were given in a whisper?

_Sergeant._--Yes, your honour, but it was so loud, there were several

men besides me who heard it, that were asleep at the same time, and not

so near as I was, becase they slept at the other side of the barrack.

_President._--You must either be a confounded oaf, or you wish to impose

upon the court. Take care you do not yourself become a prisoner and be

tried before this very court for perjury. I suppose you mean to say that

the prisoner's talking awoke you?

_Sergeant._--Fait! that's the very thing.

_President._--Then you heard the expressions after you awoke?

_Sergeant._--Fait! I did.

_President._--They were spoken quite loud?

_Sergeant._--- They were, your honour.

_President._--Your evidence is most extraordinary. Prisoner, have you

any questions to put to this witness?

_Prisoner._--Yes, if you plase, your honour. Where was I standing when

you heard me make use of the words you have been after mintioning to the

court?

_Sergeant._--Behind the pillar in the barrack.

_Prisoner._--Did you see me at the time?

_Sergeant._--Fait! did I, plain enough.

_President._--What do you suppose was the distance of this pillar from

you, sergeant?

_Sergeant._--About twelve feet, your honour.

_President._--You must have pretty good hearing, then, to hear a man

whisper at that distance.

_Sergeant._--The divel better hearing in the world.

_President_--How far, now, do you think you could hear a gunshot?

_Sergeant._--Ten miles off, if I was near enough.

_President._--You stupid fellow, if the sound reaches you, you must

hear.

_Sergeant._--Yes, your honour, but I meant that if I was wide awake I

could hear a gun ten miles off, if the report was loud enough. I heard

the guns at Vittoria when my eyes were shut and I was twenty miles off.

_President._--If I could suppose for a moment that your extraordinary

evidence proceeded from any other motive than utter ignorance, I would

this moment try, break, and flog you; but granting that your testimony

proceeds entirely from that channel, you are no longer fit for a

non-commissioned officer, and I shall speak to the commanding-officer to

reduce you.

The prisoner was released, and the proceedings terminated. It appeared

afterwards, that all the witness meant to say was, that he was awake,

but had his eyes shut, when the prisoner made use of the words alluded

to.

* * * * *

We did not remain at Saugar for above a month, after which the division

of the army to which I was attached was ordered to be broken up, and I

proceeded to rejoin my own corps at Cawnpore. This was in July, 1819;

from which period to the beginning of the year 1821, my time was spent

in domestic quiet, in the performance of the station-duties of my

profession, and in social intercourse with my brother officers. About

this period I was raised to the rank of lieutenant, and, to add to the

happiness which I then enjoyed, on the 22nd of March, 1821, I became a

father by the birth of a little boy. Little did I then think that this

blessing was the forerunner of much evil to me and mine; but just at this

crisis I entered into an agreement with the late Lieutenant-Colonel,

then Major, Browne, to run, in partnership with him, at the ensuing

Cawnpore races. My father-in-law being then in a bad state of health,

and just about to leave India, I obtained leave of absence for six

months, and accompanied him to Calcutta. Here I was to purchase certain

horses, &c., for the races; and the circumstances connected with this

unfortunate racing transaction led ultimately to a court-martial, the

sentence of which was as follows:

"The court, having maturely weighed and considered the evidence for and

against the prisoner, together with what he has urged in his defence,

is of opinion that he is guilty of both the charges preferred against

him, which being in breach of the Articles of War, it does sentence

him, Lieutenant John Shipp, of his Majesty's 87th regiment, to be

discharged his Majesty's service.

"Approved and confirmed,

(Signed) "EDWARD PAGET,

"_General, Commander-in-Chief_."

Attached to the sentence was the following recommendation of the

court:--

"The court having performed a painful but imperative duty, in

finding the prisoner guilty, beg respectfully, though earnestly, to

recommend him to the clemency of his excellency the

commander-in-chief. In presuming to express a wish that mercy may be

extended to the present case, the court are impressed with a hope

that the gallantry so frequently displayed by the prisoner, the

numerous wounds he has received, and the high and apparently merited

character which he has hitherto borne, will appear to his excellency

sufficient grounds for the court's thus warmly interesting

themselves in the prisoner's fate, and urging with anxious

solicitude the present recommendation.

"Before closing their proceedings, the court deem it a justice due

to Lieutenant-Colonel Browne, to express their opinion that his

conduct, as far as it has come before them, has been honourable to

himself and indulgent towards the prisoner."

_Remarks by the Commander-in-Chief._

"Lieutenant Shipp has thus, by his persevering resistance to the

advice of his late most respected commanding-officer, of the general

of his division, and of the commander-in-chief, brought upon himself

the heavy penalty of the forfeiture of his commission. Although

these are circumstances calculated greatly to aggravate the offences

of this officer, still the commander-in-chief is willing to hope

that, in yielding, as far as he feels it is consistent with his

duty, to the earnest intercession of the court, he runs no risk of

shaking the foundations of discipline and subordination. The

sentence of the court is accordingly remitted; but as, under all the

circumstances of the case, the commander-in-chief deems it quite

impossible that Lieutenant Shipp should continue to do duty with the

87th regiment, he grants him leave of absence from it, and shall

recommend that he be removed to the half-pay list.

"The foregoing orders to be entered in the General Order-Book, and

read at the head of every regiment in his Majesty's service in

India.

"By order of his Excellency the Commander-in-Chief,

(Signed) "THOMAS M'MAHON,

(A true copy.) "_Colonel, Adjutant-General._"

"_J Bowes, Lieutenant and Adjutant,

87th Regiment._"

On the tenth day of the proceedings, Colonel Browne, being examined on

oath, is questioned by the court:--

_Question._--"How long have you known the prisoner, and what was

your opinion of his character previous to the misunderstanding

between you and him?"

_Answer._--"I have known the prisoner since the year 1816. He was in

the light company with me for a considerable time, and distinguished

himself highly at Hattrass. I always considered him, and indeed know

him to be, up to the present moment, one of the best officers in his

Majesty's service."[16]

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FOOTNOTES:

[16] A summary of the court-martial proceedings (which in the original

covered 300 foolscap folios) is given in the first edition of Shipp's

"Memoirs," but omitted from the edition of which the present volume is a

reprint.--ED.

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