THE UNFORTUNATE ELEPHANT

An Elephant had been endeavouring to rive the bole of a knotted oak

with his trunk, but the tree closed upon that member, detaining it, and

causing the hapless _Elphas Africanus_ intense pain. He shook the

forest with his trumpeting, and all the beasts gathered around him.

"Ah, ha, my friend," said a pert Chimpanzee, "you have got your trunk

checked, I see." "My children," said a temperate Camel to her young,

"let this awful example teach you to shun the bole." "Does it hurt

much?" said a compassionate Gnu. "Ah, it does; it does; it must; I gnu

it; I have been a mother myself." And while they were sympathising with

him the unfortunate Elephant expired in great agony.

_Moral._--The moral of the above is so plain as to need explanation.

Talk is cheap.

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