THE CHORISTERS OF ST. GUDULE

The miller of Sandhills had a donkey which had served him well in its

time, but was now too old to work. The miller was a careful man, who

did not believe in feeding useless mouths, so he decided that he would

sell the donkey for the price of its skin. "I do not suppose I shall

get very much for the wretched beast," he said, regarding poor Greyskin

as he stood with hanging head in his stall, "but I shall save the cost

of his corn anyhow, and that is always something."

Left alone, Greyskin reflected sadly upon the fate in store for him.

"Such is the way of the world," he thought. "When I was young and

hearty nothing was too good for me; now I'm old and useless I am to be

cast out. But am I so useless after all? True, I can no longer pull a

cart to market, but I have a magnificent voice still. There must be

a place somewhere for one who can sing as beautifully as I. I'll go

to the Cathedral of St. Gudule, in Brussels, and offer myself as a

chorister."

Greyskin lost no time in acting upon his resolve, but left his

stable immediately and set out on the road to Brussels. Passing the

Burgomaster's house he saw an old hound sitting disconsolately on the

doorstep.

"Hallo, friend!" said he. "What is the matter with you? You seem very

sad this morning."

"The matter is that I am tired of life," answered the dog. "I'm getting

old and stiff and I can no longer hunt hares for my master as I used to

do. The result is that I am reckoned good for nothing and they grudge

me every morsel of food I put into my mouth."

"Come, come, cheer up, my friend," said Greyskin. "Never say die! I

am in a similar case to yourself and have just left my master for

precisely the same reason. My plan is to go to the Cathedral of St.

Gudule and offer my services to the master of the choir. If I may say

so without conceit, I have a lovely voice--one must make the most of

one's gifts, you know--and I ought to be able to command good pay."

"Well, if it comes to that," said the dog, "I can sing too. I sang a

lovely song to the moon last night, and if you'll believe me, all the

people in our street opened their windows to listen. I sang for quite

an hour, and I'd have gone on longer if some malicious person, who was

no doubt jealous, had not thrown an old boot at my head."

"Excellent," said Greyskin. "Come along with me. You shall sing tenor

and I'll sing bass. We'll make a famous pair."

So the dog joined company with Greyskin, and they went on together

towards Brussels. A little farther down the road they saw a cat sitting

on the rubbish-heap outside a miserable hovel. The creature was half

blind with age, and had a face as long as a fiddle.

"Why, what is the matter with you?" asked Greyskin, who had a tender

heart.

"Matter enough," said the cat. "I've just been turned out of house and

home, and all because I took a little piece of bacon from the larder.

Upon my honour, it was no bigger than a baby's fist, but they made

as much fuss as though it had been a whole gammon. I was beaten, and

kicked out to starve. If I could catch mice as I used to do, it would

not matter so much, but the mice are too quick for me nowadays. They

laugh at me. Nothing remains for me but to die, and I hope it may be

soon."

[Illustration: "THEY LAUGH AT ME"]

"Nonsense," said Greyskin. "You shall live to laugh at all your

troubles. Come along with us and sing in the choir at St. Gudule. Your

voice is a little too thin for my own taste, but you'll make a very

good soprano in a trio. What do you say?"

"You give me new hopes," answered the cat. "Of course I'll join you,"

and so the three went on together.

Towards nightfall they arrived at a farmyard, on the gate of which a

cock was crowing lustily.

"Hallo!" said Greyskin. "What's all this about?"

"I am singing my last song on earth," said the cock. "An hour ago

I sang a song, although it is not my usual custom to crow in the

afternoon, and as I ended I heard the farmer's wife say: 'Hearken to

Chanticleer. He's crowing for fine weather to-morrow. I wonder if he'd

crow so loudly if he knew that we had guests coming, and that he was

going into the pot to make their soup!' She has a horrid laugh, that

woman. I have always hated her!"

"And do you mean to tell me," said Greyskin, "that you are going to

stay here quite contentedly till they come to wring your neck?"

"What else can I do?" asked Chanticleer.

"Join us, and turn your talents to account. We are all beautiful

singers and we are going to Brussels to offer ourselves as choristers

at St. Gudule. We were a trio before. With you we shall be a quartet,

and that's one better!"

Chanticleer was only too glad to find a means of escape, so he

willingly joined the party, and they once more took the road. A little

while afterwards they came to a thick wood, which was the haunt of a

notorious band of robbers. There they decided to rest for the night,

so Greyskin and the dog lay down beneath the shelter of a large

beech-tree, while the cat climbed on to one of the branches, and

Chanticleer perched himself at the very top. From this lofty post he

could see over the whole wood, and it was not long before he espied a

light twinkling among the trees not far away.

[Illustration: "WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?" ASKED CHANTICLEER]

[Illustration: "HUSH!" SAID CHANTICLEER]

"There must be a house of some sort over there," he said to his

companions. "Shall we go and see? We may find something to eat."

"Or some straw to lie upon, at any rate," said Greyskin. "This damp

ground gives me rheumatics in my old bones."

"I was just thinking the same thing," said the dog. "Let us go."

So the four choristers, led by the cock, walked in the direction from

which the light came, and before long they found themselves in front of

a little house, the windows of which were brilliantly lighted. In order

to reach to the windows the animals made a tower of their bodies, with

Greyskin at the bottom and Chanticleer at the top.

Now this house was the abode of a band of robbers, who, at that very

moment, were seated before a table laden with all kinds of food. There

they sat and feasted, and poor Chanticleer's mouth watered as he

watched them.

"Is there anybody inside?" asked the dog, who was impatient.

"Hush!" said Chanticleer. "Men! They're eating their dinner!"

"I wish I was," said the dog. "What are they eating?"

"All sorts of things--sausage, and fish...."

"Sausage!" said the dog.

"Fish!" said the cat.

"And ever so many other delicacies," Chanticleer went on. "Look here,

friends. Wouldn't it be a fine thing if we could get a share of their

meal? I confess that my stomach aches with hunger."

"And mine too," said the dog. "I've never been so hungry in my life.

But how are we to get the food?"

"Let us serenade them, and perhaps they'll throw us something as a

reward," said Greyskin. "Music, you know, has charms to soothe the

savage breast."

This seemed such a good idea that the choristers lost no time in

putting it into execution. All four began to sing. The donkey

hee-hawed, the dog howled, the cat miaued, and the cock crowed. From

the noise they made one would have thought that the heavens were

falling.

[Illustration: BREAKING THE GLASS TO SMITHEREENS]

The effect of this marvellous quartet upon the robbers was

instantaneous. Leaping from their seats, they ran from place to place

in mortal terror, tumbling over one another, oversetting chairs and

adding to the racket by their shrieks and cries. At that moment the

cock fell against the window, breaking the glass to smithereens; the

donkey gave the frame a push, and all the four precipitated themselves

into the room. This was the last straw; the robbers could stand no

more; half mad with fear they rushed to the door and fled into the

forest.

Then our four choristers drew up to the table and set to work upon the

food with which it was laden. Their long walk had given them a good

appetite, so that there was little left by the time they had finished.

Feeling drowsy after their meal, they then settled themselves to sleep.

The donkey made himself a bed on a heap of straw in the yard; the dog

stretched himself out upon the mat by the house door; the cat lay

among the warm cinders on the hearth; and the cock perched upon the

roof-top. A few minutes more and they were all fast asleep.

Meanwhile the robbers, who had retreated some distance into the forest,

waited anxiously for something dreadful to happen. An hour passed by

and there was neither sight nor sound to alarm them, so they began to

feel a little ashamed of their cowardice. Creeping stealthily nearer to

the cottage, they saw that everything was still, and that no light was

showing from the windows.

At last the robber chief sent his lieutenant to spy out the land, and

this man, returning to the cottage without mishap, found his way into

the kitchen and proceeded to light a candle. He had no matches, but

he saw two sparks of fire among the cinders on the hearth, so he went

forward to get a light from them.

Now this light came from the cat's eyes, and as soon as puss felt the

robber touch her, she sprang up, snarling and spitting, and scratched

his face. With a scream of terror, he dropped his candle and rushed for

the door, and as he passed the dog bit him in the leg. By this time the

noise had awakened Greyskin, who got upon his feet just as the man ran

by, and helped him forward with a mighty kick, which sent him flying

out into the roadway. Seeing this, the cock on the housetop spread his

wings and crowed in triumph, "Cock-a-doodle-doo!"

I wish you could have seen the way that robber ran! He covered the

ground so quickly that he seemed like a flying shadow, and I am

perfectly certain that not even a hare could have overtaken him. At

last, panting for breath, he rejoined his comrades in the forest, who

were eagerly awaiting his return.

"Well," cried the chief, "is the way clear? Can we go back?"

"Not on any account," cried the robber. "There's a horrible witch in

the kitchen. Directly I entered she sprang at me and tore my face with

her long claws, calling out at the same time to her creatures to come

and devour me. As I ran through the door one of them buried his fangs

in my leg, and a little farther on, in the yard, a great black monster

struck at me with an enormous club, giving me a blow that nearly broke

my back-bone. On the roof a little demon with wings and eyes that shone

like coals of fire cried, 'Stop him! Eat him! Stop him! Eat him!' You

may guess that I did not wait for more. It is a miracle that I have

escaped with my life!"

When they heard this terrible story the robbers lost no time in

decamping, and such was their terror that they deserted the forest

altogether and went away to another part of the country. The result

was that our four friends were left to dwell in the cottage, where

they lived happily for the rest of their lives, and as they had now

everything they wanted, they quite gave up their idea of going to St.

Gudule.

[Illustration]

[Illustration: THE KING]

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