THE WOMAN'S HALF-PROFITS

_O ma pauvre Muse! est-ce toi?_

Fame in Athens and Florence took the form of laurel; in London it is

represented by 'Romeikes.' Hyacinth Rondel, the very latest new poet, sat

one evening not long ago in his elegant new chambers, with a cloud of

those pleasant witnesses about him, as charmed by 'the rustle' of their

'loved Apollian leaves' as though they had been veritable laurel or

veritable bank-notes. His rooms were provided with all those distinguished

comforts and elegancies proper to a success that may any moment be

interviewed. Needless to say, the walls had been decorated by Mr.

Whistler, and there was not a piece of furniture in the room that had not

belonged to this or that poet deceased. Priceless autograph portraits of

all the leading actors and actresses littered the mantelshelf with a

reckless prodigality; the two or three choice etchings were, of course, no

less conspicuously inscribed to their illustrious confrère by the

artists--naturally, the very latest hatched in Paris. There was hardly a

volume in the elegant Chippendale bookcases not similarly inscribed. Mr.

Rondel would as soon have thought of buying a book as of paying for a

stall. To the eye of imagination, therefore, there was not an article in

the room which did not carry a little trumpet to the distinguished poet's

honour and glory. Hidden from view in his buhl cabinet, but none the less

vivid to his sensitive egoism, were those tenderer trophies of his power,

spoils of the chase, which the adoring feminine had offered up at his

shrine: all his love-letters sorted in periods, neatly ribboned and snugly

ensconced in various sandalwood niches--much as urns are ranged at the

Crematorium, Woking--with locks of hair of many hues. He loved most to

think of those letters in which the women had gladly sought a spiritual

suttee, and begged him to cement the stones of his temple of fame with

the blood of their devoted hearts. To have had a share in building so

distinguished a life--that was enough for them! They asked no such

inconvenient reward as marriage: indeed, one or two of them had already

obtained that boon from others. To serve their purpose, and then, if it

must be, to be forgotten, or--wild hope--to be embalmed in a sonnet

sequence: that was reward enough.

In the midst of this silent and yet so eloquent orchestra, which from morn

to night was continually crying 'Glory, glory, glory' in the ear of the

self-enamoured poet, Hyacinth Rondel was sitting one evening. The last

post had brought him the above-mentioned leaves of the Romeike laurel, and

he sat in his easiest chair by the bright fire, adjusting them,

metaphorically, upon his high brow, a decanter at his right-hand and

cigarette smoke curling up from his left. At last he had drained all the

honey from the last paragraph, and, with rustling shining head, he turned

a sweeping triumphant gaze around his room. But, to his surprise, he found

himself no longer alone. Was it the Muse in dainty modern costume and

delicately tinted cheek? Yes! it was one of those discarded Muses who

sometimes remain upon the poet's hands as Fates.

When she raised her veil she certainly looked more of a Fate than a Muse.

Her expression was not agreeable. The poet, afterwards describing the

incident and remembering his Dante, spoke of her in an allegorical sonnet

as 'lady of terrible aspect,' and symbolised her as Nemesis.

He now addressed her as 'Annette,' and in his voice were four notes of

exclamation. She came closer to him, and very quietly, but with an accent

that was the very quintessence of Ibsenism, made the somewhat mercantile

statement: 'I have come for my half-profits!'

'Half-profits! What do you mean? Are you mad?'

'Not in the least! I want my share in the profits of all this pretty

poetry,' and she contemptuously ran her fingers over the several slim

volumes on the poet's shelves which represented his own contribution to

English literature.

Rondel began to comprehend, but he was as yet too surprised to answer.

'Don't you understand?' she went on. 'It takes two to make poetry like

yours--

"They steal their song the lips that sing

From lips that only kiss and cling."

Do you remember? Have I quoted correctly? Yes, here it is!' taking down a

volume entitled _Liber Amoris_, the passionate confession which had first

brought the poet his fame. As a matter of fact, several ladies had 'stood'

for this series, but the poet had artfully generalised them into one

supreme Madonna, whom Annette believed to be herself. Indeed, she had

furnished the warmest and the most tragic colouring. Rondel, however, had

for some time kept his address a secret from Annette. But the candle set

upon a hill cannot be hid: fame has its disadvantages. To a man with

creditors or any other form of 'a past,' it is no little dangerous to have

his portrait in the _Review of Reviews_. A well-known publisher is an

ever-present danger. By some such means Annette had found her poet. The

papers could not be decorated with reviews of his verse, and she not come

across some of them. Indeed, she had, with burning cheek and stormy bosom,

recognised herself in many an intimate confession. It was her hair, her

face, all her beauty, he sang, though the poems were dedicated to another.

She turned to another passage as she stood there--'How pretty it sounds

_in poetry!_' she said, and began to read:--

'"There in the odorous meadowsweet afternoon,

With the lark like the dream of a song in the dreamy blue,

All the air abeat with the wing and buzz of June,

We met--she and I, I and she," [You and I, I and you.]

"And there, while the wild rose and woodbine deliciousness blended,

We kissed and we kissed and we kissed, till the afternoon ended...."'

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