CHAPTER XXI

MR LEACH AT WAKEFIELD

Continuing my recollections of the late Mr James Leach. I remember

accompanying him as "valet de sham"--as the old gentleman was pleased to

style me to inquiring friends--to Wakefield. The occasion was the annual

visit of inspection which a deputation from the Board of Guardians was

making to the asylum there. I recollect Mr Richard Hattersley telling me

on the platform at the Keighley station to look well after Mr Leach. The

deputation comprised, among others, Mr James Walsh, Mr Middlebrook, Mr R.

A. Milner, and Mr R. C. Robinson. On arriving at the Bradford Midland

Station, Mr Leach, on the plea of "takin' t' twist out on 'em," sent me

for an open landau and a couple of horses and a coachman, and thus he

proceeded "in state" to the Lancashire and Yorkshire Station. The train

again entered, the journey was soon completed to Wakefield. The

deputation in general did the distance to the asylum--about a mile--on

foot, but for Mr Leach, I had again to requisition a two-horsed landau.

We were driven up to the asylum entrance, and ushered into the reception

room. The governor of the asylum asked me who the old gentleman was, and

I told him he was "James Leach, Esquire, a Guardian, from Keighley."

"He's a funny fellow," said the governor, "I couldn't tell whether he was

coming in as a patient or not." By way of re-assurance I told the

governor that Mr Leach had had a stroke, which rather accounted for his

"acting funny." The other members of the deputation had now arrived, and

the whole were shown into a private room. There the Guardians sat as a

Board, with Mr Middlebrook as chairman, and the thirty-six lunatics from

the Keighley Union were brought in. One or two of the patients I

recognised. Several of them were ready to be discharged, having been

passed by the doctor. The inspection over, Mr Leach expressed a desire to

see the patients dine. He was introduced into the large dining hall, and

took a great interest in "watchin' t' lunies feed," as he put it. At the

close of the repast, Mr Leach commissioned me to distribute 1lb. of

tobacco among the men--0.5lb. in twist, and 0.5lb. in shag. No sooner did

the lunatics see the tobacco than they commenced a vigorous attack on

me--I had lunatics to the right and to the left of me, and in front,

behind, and on top of me. There must have been no less than half-a-dozen

on my shoulders at one time, and some of the fellows obtained a good deal

more than their share of the tobacco. Mr Leach had apparently witnessed

the distribution with much interest, and when I came up to him he said,

"been in Wombwell's menagerie, but ah've nivver bin i' sich a furacious

attack as this before." He then retired, and on leaving the asylum I

heard him ask the governor if he would allow himself and his "valet de

sham" to stay a few weeks in the place, promising to pay all dues and

demands. The governor, however, said he would not be able to do that

without a certificate. So, after bidding the Asylum governor good day, Mr

Leach and I took our departure. I had again to obtain an open carriage to

take us to the Bull Inn, where dinner was to be served. Dinner was

waiting when we got there. "Isn't it a bonny shame" said Mr Leach, "for

us to be hevin' a 7s 6d dinner aht o' t' rates?" "Nay," says the

landlord, "you do your work for nothing." "Hahivver," said Mr Leach,

"Ah'll hev my dinner, but this 'valet de sham' o' mine weant hev owt

here; Ah'll be beyont suspicion." With that he handed me 4s and I went

down into Wakefield and got a good repast. On my return to the Bull Inn,

I found Mr Leach sat on a basket of potatoes at the door. It transpired

that he had been turned out of the hotel, and a chair having been denied

him on which to sit and wait at the door, he had bought a basket of

potatoes from a hawker who was passing, and utilised it as a temporary

seat. Whatever had taken place, Mr Leach was greatly excited, and it was

with no little difficulty that I got him to the station. We reached

Keighley safely, and then, with the aid of a cab from the station, I was

soon able to restore my old friend to "their Sarah." I received 10s for

that day's services.

SLACK-LANE BAPTIST CHAPEL

Many people will remember the old shake-down trap which Mr Leach used to

run some years ago. He often drove up to Tewitt Hall, Oakworth, and

Slack-lane Chapel. For some time he seemed to set his mind on purchasing

Tewitt Hall. About the Chapel, he told me some wonderful stories. He used

to say that his relatives founded Slack-lane Chapel, and that his mother

received in their house the first parson who came to the district.

A VISIT TO CLIFFE CASTLE

Mr Leach, I know, fondly treasured in his memory a visit which he paid to

Cliffe Castle, in 1886, on the occasion of the "White Ball" given by Mr

Butterfield. I was not a little astonished when Mr Leach told me one

morning, "Tha'll hev ta goa wi' me ta t' ball, Bill; ah've bowt thee a

ten-an'-sixpenny ticket." However, I did not care to intrude my presence

on such a "flash" gathering as I knew there would be, and when the time

arrived for my "master" to start, I was missing. Mr Leach was,

nevertheless, determined "ta visit t' Cliff," and as a last resort he

summoned his old friend "Little" Barnes to accompany him. The two

attended the "White Ball;" but I don't think either of them participated

in the dancing. Mr Leach afterwards told me that they were nicely

entertained by Mr Butterfield, who had a long chat with him, and

expressed a wish to have a chat with him at some other time on public

matters. One of the topics which engaged Mr Butterfield and Mr Leach was

a public park for the town.

MR LEACH AND DEVONSHIRE PARK

It is an acknowledged fact that to Mr Leach was due no small measure of

credit in connection with the securing of Devonshire Park for Keighley.

His pet idea for a public park was originally the Showfield in

Skipton-road. On one occasion Hawkcliffe Wood came into the market, and

was suggested as a suitable park for the public. Mr Leach opposed this

scheme tooth and nail--"ther wor too monny hoils an' caves abaat. They'd

be capt if somebody gat dahn one o' t' hoils an' wor nivver seen ageean."

A public meeting was held in the Drill Hall to test the public feeling as

to the purchase of Hawkcliffe Wood. Mr W. A. Robinson, I believe, was the

principal speaker on the affirmative side, and Mr Leach strongly opposed

the scheme of purchase. Next day, however, the question was settled by

the announcement that Mr Butterfield (whose estate agent, Mr James

Wright, had attended the meeting) had successfully negotiated with Messrs

Dixon, of Steeton, for the purchase of the Wood. Having practically

scored on this point, Mr Leach next turned his attention very vigorously

to the Showfield. He superintended the making-out of a petition to the

Duke of Devonshire, asking his Grace to make a grant of the Showfield for

a town's park. The petition was numerously signed, and was duly forwarded

through the Local Board to the Duke. His Grace could not see his way to

accede to the petitioners' wishes, but it was some gratification to Mr

Leach to hear that the Duke would probably see his way to do something

later--a promise consummated in the presentation to the town of what is

known as Devonshire Park. Mr W. Laycock (the Duke's steward) assured Mr

Leach that he was the first man whom the Duke of Devonshire had

recognised in this way, and that he was the means of securing the first

public park for Keighley.

MR LEACH'S EPITAPH

The last request which Mr Leach made to me was to write an epitaph to be

engraved on the south side of the tombstone over his grave. I have penned

the following lines:--

O! Passer-by, pray cast an eye

Upon this ponderous dome,

Where lieth one of nature's sons

Inside the vaulted tomb.

For weel, I wot, it took a lot

To weigh him from his birth,

But nature thought she'd send him back

To join his Mother Earth

So now he's quiet, both day and night,

No one can hear his speech;

And waiting to be reckoned up,--

Alas! poor Mr. Leach.

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