CHAPTER XVIII.

CHRISTMAS ON THE TANANAH.

"Look here," said Phil, referring to the mate's last surprising

statement, "wasn't your friend Mr. Robinson in the habit of drawing the

long bow?"

"No," replied Jalap Coombs, in surprise at the question; "he couldn't

abide 'em."

"Couldn't abide what?"

"Bows, nor yet arrers, since when he were a kid some boys put up a game

on him that they called William Tell, which allers did seem to me the

foolishest game, seeing that his name warn't William, but Kite, and he

warn't expected to tell anything, only just to stand with a pumpkin on

his head for them to shoot their bow-arrers at. Waal, the very fust one

missed the pumpkin and plunked poor Kite in the stummick, after which he

didn't have no use for a long bow nor a short bow, nor yet a bow of any

kind."

"I don't blame him," laughed Serge. "But we would very much like to know

how he determined latitude by tea and coffee."

"Easy enough," was the reply. "You see, tea is drunk mostly in cold

latitoods similar to this, and coffee in warm. The higher the latitood,

the hotter and stronger the tea, and the less you hear of coffee. At

forty-five or thereabouts they's drunk about alike, while south of that

coffee grows blacker and more common, while tea takes a back seat till

you get to the line, where it's mighty little used. Then as you go south

of that the same thing begins all over again; but there's not many would

notice sich things, and fewer as would put 'em to practical use like old

Kite done."

"Mr. Coombs," said Phil, "you sound pretty well thawed out, and if that

is the case we'll get under way again."

"Ay, ay, sir!" responded the mate, thrashing his long arms vigorously

across his chest to restore circulation, and then slipping resignedly

into his fur bag. "Anchor's apeak, sir." And away sped the sledges up

the broad level of the Tananah.

Every member of the party had by this time become so thoroughly broken

in to his duties, that when they made camp that night the promptness

with which it was prepared, as well as the ensuing comfort, was a

revelation to Jalap Coombs, who declared that there had been nothing

like it in the camps of the other party.

"Of course not," said Phil, "for they haven't got Serge Belcofsky along,

so how could their comfort equal ours?"

At this Serge, covered with confusion, replied, "Nonsense, Phil! You

know it is because we have got such capital campmen as Kurilla and

Chitsah with us."

At this the face of the elder Indian beamed with pleasure. He did not

exactly understand the conversation; but believing that he ought to make

some reply, he pointed to Jalap Coombs, and looking at Phil, remarked:

"You fadder. Yaas."

But the journey up the Tananah was by no means an unbroken record of

swift movings from one comfortable camp to another, or of jokes and

pleasantries. The days were now at their shortest, so that each could

boast only about four hours of sunlight, and even that was frequently

obscured by fierce storms, when the howling winds cut like knives, and

it required every ounce of Phil Ryder's pluck as well as Serge

Belcofsky's dogged determination to keep the little party in motion. The

feet of the poor dogs were often so pierced by ice slivers that their

tracks were marked with blood. The older and more experienced would bite

at these and pull them out. Others would howl with pain, while some

would lie down and refuse to work until they were put in boots, which

were little bags of deer-hide drawn over their feet and fastened with

buckskin thongs.

It was a journey of constant and painful struggle and of dreary

monotony, each day being only the same endless succession of ice-bound

river, snow-covered hills, and sombre forest. Especially depressing was

the night of the 24th of December, when, with an icy wind moaning

through the tree-tops of the subarctic forest, and the shivering dogs

edging toward the fire for a share of its grateful warmth, Phil and

Serge and Jalap Coombs reminded each other that this was Christmas eve.

Never before had Phil spent one away from home, nor had the others ever

been so utterly removed from the cheering influences of the joyous

season. So Phil described what he knew was taking place in far distant

New London at that very hour, and Serge told of merry times in quaint

old Sitka, while Jalap Coombs recalled many a noble plum duff that had

graced Christmas feasts far out at sea, until they all grew homesick,

and finally crawled into their sleeping-bags to dream of scenes as

remote from those surrounding them as could well be imagined.

As they always selected a camping-place, and prepared for the long night

by the last of the scanty daylight or in the middle of the afternoon, so

they always resumed their journey by the moonlight or starlight, or even

in the darkness of two or three o'clock the next morning. On Christmas

morning they started as usual many hours before daylight, and, either

owing to the vagueness of all outlines or because his thoughts were far

away, the young leader mistook a branch for the main river, and headed

for a portion of the mighty wilderness that no white man had ever yet

explored.

About noon they passed a forlorn native village of three or four

snow-covered huts, the occupants of which gazed at the unaccustomed

sight of white travellers in stolid amazement. They had gone nearly a

mile beyond this sole evidence of human occupation to be found in many a

weary league when Phil suddenly stopped.

"Look here!" he exclaimed, "what do you two say to going back, making a

camp near that village, and having some sort of a Christmas after all?

It doesn't seem right for white folks to let the day go by without

celebrating it somehow."

As the others promptly agreed to this proposition the sledges were faced

about, and a few minutes later the music of Musky's jingling bells again

attracted the wondering natives from their burrows.

Camp was made on a wooded island opposite the village, and while the

others were clearing the snow from a space some fifty feet square, and

banking it up on the windward side, Phil took his gun and set forth to

hunt for a Christmas dinner. An hour later he returned with four arctic

hares and a brace of ptarmigan or Yukon grouse whose winter plumage was

as spotless as the snow itself.

He found Serge and Jalap Coombs concocting a huge plum duff, while from

the brass kettle a savory steam was already issuing. Kurilla and Chitsah

had chopped a hole through four feet of ice and were fishing, while a

few natives from the village hovered about the outskirts of the camp

watching its strange life with curious interest.

They were very shy, and moved away when Phil approached them, seeing

which he called Kurilla and bade him tell them that a present would be

given to every man, woman, and child who should visit the camp before

sunset.

At first they could not comprehend this startling proposition, but after

it had been repeated a few times the youngest of them, a mere boy,

uttered a joyous shout and started on a run for the village. A few

minutes later its entire population, not more than twenty-five in all,

including babes in arms, or rather in the hoods of their mother's

parkas, came hurrying over from the mainland filled with eager

expectancy.

[Illustration: "KIKMUK."]

To every man Phil presented a small piece of tobacco, to every woman a

handful of tea, and to every child a biscuit dipped in molasses. With

each present he uttered, very distinctly, the word "Christmas." At

length one child, though whether it was a boy or a girl he could not

make out, for their fur garments were all exactly alike, looked up with

a bashful smile and said, "Kikmuk." In a minute all the others had

caught the word, and the air rang with shouts of "Kikmuk," mingled with

joyous laughter.

Then they all trooped back to the village, shouting "Kikmuk" as they

went, and so long as they live the word will be associated in their

minds with happiness and good-will. Three of them, a man and two women,

afterwards returned, bringing with them a pair of dainty moccasins, a

fox-skin, and an intestine filled with melted fat, which they timidly

presented to Phil, Serge, and Jalap Coombs respectively. The last-named

regarded his gift rather dubiously, but accepted it with a hearty

"Kikmuk," and remarked that it would probably be good for his feet,

which it afterward proved to be.

These three were invited to dine with Kurilla and Chitsah, an invitation

which they accepted, and so became the guests of the Christmas dinner.

On their side of the fire the feast consisted largely of the fish the

Indians had just caught, to which were added unstinted tea and a

liberal supply of the plum duff. On the other side were mock-turtle

soup _a la can_, baked fish, rabbit fricassee, roast grouse, plum duff,

hard bread, tea, and cocoa--all of which combined to form what Phil

pronounced to be the very best Christmas dinner he had ever eaten, in

which sentiment Serge and Jalap Coombs heartily concurred.

Even the dogs were given cause to rejoice that Christmas had at length

come to their snowy land by receiving a double ration of dried fish,

which put them into such good spirits that they spent the greater part

of the night in a rollicking game of romps. On the Indian side of the

fire unwonted good cheer so overcame the shyness of the villagers that

the man ventured to ask questions regarding the intentions and

destination of this sledge party of strangers. When these were stated by

Kurilla he remained silent for a minute. Then he delivered a long and

animated speech.

As a result of this, and when it was finished, Kurilla left his own side

of the fire, and, approaching Phil, said,

"You go Forty Mile?"

"Yes. We all going to Forty Mile, of course."

"No like um Tananah?"

"Certainly I like the Tananah well enough. I shall like it better,

though, when we have seen the last of it."

"No can see um now."

"Why not? There it is right out yonder."

"No. Him Kloot-la-ku-ka. Tananah so" (pointing to the way they had

come). "You go so way" (pointing upstream); "get lose, mebbe; no fin;

plenty bad. Yaas."

So, all on account of keeping Christmas, and trying to bring a little of

its joy into the hearts of those children of the wilderness, Phil's

mistake was discovered before its consequences became disastrous, and he

was once more enabled to place his little party on the right road to

Sitka.

[TO BE CONTINUED.]

LIFE-BLOOD OF A GREAT CITY.

HOW NEW YORK GETS ITS WATER.

BY JULIAN RALPH.

The furnishing of water to millions of human beings in a city, and the

arrangements for giving it to them as they want it, whether merely by

the glassful or in the profusion with which it is used in a brewery, are

among the most wonderful achievements of civilization. Imagine the way

men live when they break their way into a new country; that is the only

manner in which we can measure the convenience of a modern water supply.

I have seen the settlers on the Canadian plains walking a quarter of a

mile--perhaps half a mile--to the Bow River to fill a bucket with water

with which to cook and with which to supply drink to a household.

Bathing, as we understand the term, was only to be done by going to the

same river and plunging in--daring the few months when the river water

was warm. Thus it must have been with the first Hollanders who settled

Manhattan Island. In time they dug wells in the ground, and then came

that more lavish use of the splendid fluid, attended by such economy as

used to lead the Dutch mothers to scold the children with that

admonition we still may hear in the country, "Do you think the

servant-girl has nothing to do but to carry water up stairs for you to

waste it as you do?"

Did the reader ever see a medical or anatomical chart of the human body,

showing the arteries and veins that carry the blood from our hearts to

every main and every minute part of our bodies? How like a tree it

looks, with its main stem or trunk, with its great branches, with its

delicate boughs and switches and twigs. Well, a Croton-water chart of

the system by which a river is brought to our bedrooms, instead of our

having to go to the river with our buckets, would be just such another

complicated, marvellous, treelike object, only I really think it would

be more astonishing in one sense, because it is so wholly the hard

brain-work of man instead of the mysterious divine creation of the

Almighty, whose works are so profound that their wonders do not surprise

us so much as when man produces something a tenth part or a thousandth

part as extraordinary.

If we could cut away all the earth of the island, leaving the

water-mains bare, and if we could tear down all the buildings of the

city so as to allow the water-pipes to stand up, bare and naked, just as

they now stand up in their covers of brick and plaster, I suppose the

sight of that wonderful forest of big and little pipes would be as

surprising as anything that any human being ever saw. Just try to fancy

Manhattan Island all under a tangle of towering pipes and crisscrossed

tubes, and then, while we are about it, just fancy a lot of savages

landing here and tampering with those pipes until one of them should

touch some cock and turn on the water. What a rain there would be, in

big streams and middling streams and tiny little streams, out of

millions of fixtures! No shower bath that was ever conceived or heard of

would compare with it. And yet--see how small and weak man is, after

all--it would not begin to equal an ordinary rain-storm.

Of water mains--or big pipes sunk in the streets to distribute the

Croton water from the reservoirs--there are no less than 715 miles, but

when the reader thinks how at every twenty-five feet smaller pipes

branch out of the mains to carry the water to every floor of every

building and sometimes to every office or room, he will see that of

smaller pipes there must be tens of thousands of miles, making up that

grand tree which is as much the "tree of life" of a great city as the

arterial system is the tree of life of each of our bodies. To carry off

the water that courses through all these thousands of miles of pipes we

have 456 miles of sewers--or much bigger pipes; some of which men can

walk through or even paddle a boat in.

[Illustration: AQUEDUCT TUNNEL UNDER THE HARLEM.]

One hundred and fifty years ago, when New York was considered rather an

ancient town, the people got their water for drinking from the

"collect," where the Tombs prison stands, and from the little springs

and streams that ran into that pond. A very few had wells, public or

private, near their houses. It was not until 1750 that pumps were set up

to make the getting of water easier. It will surprise the reader to know

that hundreds of these old wells still remain upon the island. Two or

three still have pumps affixed to them, and are used for giving drink to

horses, but the rest are covered over and, in most cases, their

existence is forgotten. It is not possible, even in case of war, when

our water supply might be cut off, that we will ever revert to the use

of these wells, for they yield a polluted water that is as bad to drink

as poison. Just before the Revolutionary War a man named Colles built a

little reservoir above the City Hall, but it yielded such bad water that

the people who could afford to do so bought water that was hawked in the

streets from carts. It was not until 1842, when we had a population of

350,000 souls, that New York got its water systematically and in such

plenty that mothers did not scold their children and Mayors did not

remonstrate with the people for wasting it.

[Illustration: MAP OF CROTON AQUEDUCT.]

[Illustration: RESERVOIR IN CENTRAL PARK.]

New York has never been a boastful city. It never has filled the world

with the noise of its greatness or the parade of its wonderful

achievements. Its Broadway is the longest thoroughfare in Christendom, I

believe; its suspension-bridge is only excelled by one bridge of another

kind; its actual size and population are second to those of but one

city; but such facts one must glean from the encyclopaedias and the

letters of travellers. The New-Yorkers say nothing about them. Therefore

it is but little known that the aqueduct which carries our water to us

is the greatest--many times the greatest--tunnel in the whole world. It

is more than thirty-three miles in length, and far from being a mere

trench, averages a depth of 170 feet below the surface, and is in places

380 feet underground. It is from ten to thirteen feet high, and averages

nearly as great a width. Its way is hewn through solid rock in places,

and it is everywhere built of brick and granite. It passes under several

rivers, and at the Harlem River, the northern boundary of this island,

it is in the shape of a siphon upside down, sloping for 1300 feet under

the river, and then rising 400 feet straight up through the Manhattan

Island bank of the stream. It cost nearly $27,000,000, and it brings,

without pumping, by the incline of the tunnel, nearly 100 gallons of

water a day for each of the 1,900,000 persons in the city, or about

171,000,000 gallons of water a day for all of us. It is a solid cube of

water running at the rate of two miles an hour, eight or ten feet thick,

and ten or a dozen feet high.

[Illustration: THE OLD WAY.]

We are in the habit of saying that the water we drink comes from Croton

Lake, thirty miles north of the city in Westchester County, but that is

only a part of the truth. The fact is, that Croton Lake was made by

damming the Croton River when our system was begun in 1835-42. We now

take that water, and the water of several other lakes, ponds, and rivers

that are in a great valley or depression in the earth called the Croton

watershed. We keep stored up and ready for use about 17,000,000,000

gallons of water in the following natural and artificial reservoirs:

Croton Lake, Lake Mahopac, Lake Gilead, and Kirk Lake, Middle Branch,

East Branch, Bog Brook, and Barrett Pond. Their names sufficiently

describe the character of these great goblets of crystal water which

nature and man have arranged for the needs of the great city. But these

are so insufficient that, although it is believed we could draw

250,000,000 gallons a day even in dry weather, we are going to take into

our system three more reservoirs, which will allow us to store

13,000,000,000 gallons more than we can store at present. And as even

these will not long supply our growing needs, we are about to build the

greatest dam the world ever saw. It is already called the Quaker Bridge

dam. It is to be built five miles south of Croton Lake, back of the town

of Sing Sing, where the great State-prison is. It will be a great

pyramidal-shaped wall of solid masonry 264 feet high, and 1500 feet

long, and will cost, the officials think, at least $6,000,000. When it

is finished, a magnificent rich farming country will be flooded and

turned into one immense glass of water for old Father Knickerbocker (as

we call our patron saint) and his children. The water that will bank up

against that dam will rise up over many, many farms and houses and barns

and villages for a distance of no less than sixteen miles, and the

present dam at Croton Lake will be thirty-five feet under the surface of

the water. Now we store 17,000,000,000 gallons of water, but then we

will have a liquid treasure of 84,600,000,000 gallons.

We are apt to think about water as free because Nature evidently

intended that it should cost no more than fresh air. And so it is free,

so long as we are satisfied to use very little, and to go and dip up

that very little out of a stream and carry it to our homes. But when

we demand the full fruits of modern civilization, when we insist

upon the building of huge dams and vast reservoirs and tunnels and

pumping-stations, we must buy the water they bring in order to pay for

the cost of the convenience. What we pay in New York amounts to about

$1.75 a head for every man, woman, and child in the city, or more than

$3,000,000 a year. This great tax, called the "water rents," is used to

pay the interest on the debt we owe for our aqueduct, to keep the system

in repair, and to swell a sinking fund which we have established. The

water rents are not paid according to the amount of water each person

uses, but for the quantity that passes into each house, office building,

factory, brewery, and stable. The house-owners each pay between four

dollars and eighteen dollars a year, and the men who use great

quantities--such as brewers, makers of mineral water, sugar refiners,

and the like--in the course of their business all pay special rates,

which seem very large indeed when we read the sums in print.

[Illustration: THE CAMERA CLUB]

This department is conducted in the interest of Amateur

Photographers, and the editor will be pleased to answer any

question on the subject so far as possible. Correspondents should

address Editor Camera Club Department.

MEMORY ALBUMS

What a wonderful thing the memory is! Grandmamma, who counts, perhaps,

her threescore years and ten, sees a piece of faded calico, and her mind

goes back to the time when, a little girl of eight, she was dressed in a

new gown, of which this faded scrap is a remnant, and taken to town for

"general training." She sees again the soldiers and the officers in

their uniforms, she almost smells the cards of gingerbread, and hears

the bustle and stir in the streets. She may not have thought of this

special day for long, long years, but this bit of calico has brought it

all back to her memory.

Since the advent of cameras into nearly every family one has the

opportunity of making actual pictures of festal occasions which occur,

such as the birthday parties, the family picnics, John's new bicycle and

his first unsuccessful attempt to ride it, the Hallowe'en frolic, the

Christmas tree--any special day or event can be preserved in gelatine,

and in a few years these pictures will have for one more interest and

value than many made from much finer negatives. Now we want to suggest

to our young amateurs that they start memory albums at once.

Begin the album by looking over your collection of plates, and select

such as have been made on special occasions. From these make prints, and

be sure and look up the exact date on which the picture was taken. Do

not reject a "memory picture" because it is not as clear a plate or the

grouping as artistic as one could desire. For the album itself, buy the

album leaves which are almost as cheap as card mounts, and they can be

added to from time to time as one makes new pictures. Arrange your

pictures in chronological order--that is, the earliest date first, etc.,

marking under each picture its proper date.

A person who has used a camera for two or three years will find he has

quite a number of "memory pictures," and one who starts a memory album

should make it a rule to add the pictures to his collection as soon as

they are made. One can use blue prints for such albums, for a good blue

print seldom fades or discolors, while aristo or albumen prints, unless

very carefully finished, are apt to grow yellow or discolor. In

after-years our memory albums will be considered of as much value as any

of our possessions.

SIR KNIGHT ALFRED C. BAKER asks "If he can become a member of the

Camera Club, and what are the duties of a member?" We shall be

very glad to enroll Sir Alfred a member of our Camera Club, and as

he says he owns two or three cameras, and finishes his own

pictures, he will doubtless be a great addition to our club. The

duties of a member have never been exactly defined, but we expect

our members to take an active interest in the work, and they are

requested to send to the club any new or improved way of doing

anything in photography. We also want each one of our members to

become a _specialist_ along some special line of photographic

work. We hope soon to organize a correspondence and exchange club.

Sir Alfred would like to correspond on photography with some of

the members of the club. He has also a Kombi camera which he would

like to sell or exchange.

THE MERRIEST TIME.

The merriest time? Why, kite-time,

Or the time for playing ball;

Or maybe you like rolling hoop

The very best of all.

But, "Here's my own opinion,"

With a little laugh, cries Moll.

"The best is when I take a walk,

And carry my parasol.

"When muffs are packed in camphor,

And tippets put away,

When you needn't always wear your cloak

In the middle of the day.

"Yes, I declare, the merriest time."

With a dimpling laugh, says Moll,

"Is when I go to take a walk,

And carry my parasol."

M. E. S.

A MESSENGER-BOY'S ADVENTURE.[1]

BY EDWARD W. TOWNSEND.

Danny Cahill had been a district messenger for a year, and it seemed to

him that he had been on every street and across every park in the great

city of New York. Mr. Kean, who had helped him to become a newsboy, had

secured him a position in a down-town messenger office, where he could

easily learn his duties, and gradually became acquainted with the city,

for most of his "calls" there were from offices which wanted messengers

for short errands, and he was only occasionally sent far up town. But

after six months he was transferred to an office in the fashionable part

of the city, near Fifth Avenue, and then he began to go on long journeys

which gave him rides on the elevated roads from one end of the city to

the other; "from the Battery to the Harlem River," as the saying is.

The work was hard, though, and more so for Danny, because, after or

before his long hours on duty, he went every day or night to the school

in the Newsboys' Lodging-house where he lived. If he had been on night

duty, no matter how late he had been up, nor how many miles he had

walked, he was at school the next morning, and if on day duty, he did

not go to bed until he had attended the night class. I cannot say that

Danny liked this, for he would much rather have gone with the other boys

on their pleasure excursions about the city, but Mr. Kean had urged

Danny to put in all the time he could spare in school. He promised him

that if he did so he would find him a better position when he was far

enough advanced to take one.

One evening, when it was nearly time for Danny to go off duty, a

messenger call came in the office, and as he was "next" he had to answer

it. It took him to a big fashionable house where he had often been

before, and he expected as usual to have a short errand with a note to

some neighboring house or shop. But when a servant let him into the big

hall he was soon joined by a maid who gave him a bundle to carry, and

told him he was to take it, and pilot her to the Tenement Mission,

"wherever that may be," said the maid, crossly.

Danny knew well enough where it was, for it was situated only a few

blocks from the place he once called "home," where he had lived with his

uncle who had made him beg, and whom he had never seen since the day he

escaped, by Mr. Kean's aid, from the policeman who had arrested both him

and his uncle.

What he could not understand was what so grand a house as he was then in

could have to do with the Tenement Mission, and he said so to the maid

when they were on the street walking toward the Third Avenue elevated

station.

"I don't wonder at your surprise," said the maid. "The lady in charge of

that nasty mission is the young lady of our house, and I'm her maid.

What she wants to go down among those trash for I'm sure I don't know."

"Say," exclaimed Danny, in amazement, "de yer mean dat Barstow lives

where we's just come from?"

"Sure, Miss Barstow," answered the maid, "but how do you know?"

"Everybody down dare where I useter live knows her, and calls her 'a

tenement angel,'" Danny replied. "But she don't dress grand--not so

grand as you."

The maid laughed at this, and then said: "Well, she has a right to dress

as she pleases, and go where she pleases, I suppose; but I don't know

what right she has to telegraph me to come down there with jelly and

wine and broth that you have in that bundle. I'll just tell her that I

ain't going to nurse any of her poor sick she's so fond of, if I have to

give up my place."

"Say, I guess she isn't tinkin' dat you won't nurse nobody," Danny said,

"because she'd get fooled, for I don't believe you'd know how."

"And I don't want to know how," snapped the maid.

When the Tenement Mission was reached Miss Barstow was not there, but a

note had been left for the maid directing her to come, with the

messenger, to an address which was given.

"Where is the place?" asked the maid, showing Danny the note.

"Oh, dat's a back tenement-house in Roosevelt Street," Danny answered.

"Dare is Italians dare," he added, for he knew the place well, his old

home with his uncle having been in the same block.

"Is it any worse than this?" the maid asked, in a voice which showed she

was getting frightened.

"Dis is Fift' Avenue compared to dat," Danny said.

The girl began to whimper, and said at last, "I won't go. I'm scared to

death already. I won't go to her nasty sick poor, and get the small-pox

and everything else."

At first Danny did not know what to do. He tried to persuade the maid to

go, but she was thoroughly frightened now, and half hysterical. Finally

Danny took up the bundle, saying: "Well, I'm going, anyway. If Miss

Barstow wants dese things she is goin' to have dem, and you can do what

you like. I don't tink you are much good except for show, anyhow."

"I'll stay here until some one comes and takes me home," cried the girl,

as Danny went out of the mission.

It was dark by this time, but Danny knew the way perfectly. He found the

low narrow entrance to the front tenement, went through that to a little

stone-paved court where there was one gas-lamp, and was crossing that

when a couple of men stopped him, and demanded roughly to know what he

had in the bundle.

"Never you mind," he answered. "It's for Miss Barstow, not for mugs like

you."

The men slunk away without any more threats. They were none too good,

but they, like nearly all the people in that neighborhood, had been won

to respect Miss Barstow, and anything which belonged to her was almost

sacred in their eyes.

Danny continued on across the dimly lit court into the dark entrance of

the rear tenement. At the door of the room which Miss Barstow's note had

described Danny knocked softly, and was admitted by her, a tall, plainly

dressed, handsome young woman, whose kindly face was at that moment

clouded by anxiety. She seemed surprised to see the messenger alone, and

after taking the bundle from him and placing it in a chair, she stepped

out in the hall, closing the door so that their voices would not disturb

the sick people inside, and heard Danny's story of the maid's fright and

desertion.

Miss Barstow was silent for some time before she said, and there was no

anger in her voice:

"Perhaps I was wrong to send for her. I would not have done so, but all

my assistants are busy. But," she added, after a pause, "I must have

some assistance until the doctor comes again."

"Say, what's de matter wid me helpin' you, lady?" asked Danny, promptly.

Miss Barstow looked at him in the half-light the hall lamp gave, and

then said, quickly, "Yes. Go and put my maid on a car that will take her

home, and then come back here."

Danny did so, and was pretty soon back in the sick-room with Miss

Barstow and her two patients. The room was poor, very poor, but better

than the one he had lived in with his uncle. There were a bed and a cot,

some chairs, a rough table, a cook stove, and a few cooking and table

dishes.

In the bed was an Italian woman, and in the cot her daughter, a girl

about twelve years old. Both were sick with a fever only too common in

the tenement district. The husband and father was a fruit peddler, who

had what is called an "all-night" stand on the Bowery. The man and his

wife alternated with each other in attending the stand, and it was

exposure to the cold wet nights that had brought on the woman's fever.

The girl had been a scholar in the day-school for tenement children in

Miss Barstow's Mission, but she had attempted to take her mother's place

at the stand when the woman was taken sick, and she, too, soon came down

with the fever.

It was while making inquiries about her absent scholar that Miss Barstow

had found the patients both in bed, and having only the rough care the

man could give them during the few hours he could leave his stand. Danny

was soon at work under Miss Barstow's orders, and both the patients had

some dainty food and wine, and every attention to make them comfortable.

Before the Doctor arrived both mother and daughter were sleeping

quietly, and Danny found himself whispering the story of his life to

Miss Barstow, who, it seemed to him, had the kindest way of asking

questions and understanding what he told her of any person in the world.

The Doctor smiled when he came in at midnight and saw them, and Danny

blushed proudly when the lady told the Doctor that her messenger had

proved to be a good nurse and a very interesting companion.

The Doctor ordered Miss Barstow to go home, saying he would wait there

until the husband came. When Miss Barstow had paid Danny, she asked him

which way he was going. "I'm goin' to see you home, sure," Danny

answered, gallantly.

They had left the tenements, and were walking up Roosevelt Street, when

a man standing by a lamp-post stared at Danny, and then exclaimed:

"Oh, you little rascal! I've caught you at last! Come along home with

me," and he grabbed the boy roughly by the shoulder.

It was Danny's uncle. "You've got fine clothes, and are with a fine

lady, while your poor old uncle who had always given you a good honest

home is starving," he exclaimed.

Some men who had been lounging about the corner ran up, and Cahill

declared over and over to them that his boy had run away from an honest

home, and should be taken back and help to support his old uncle, who

was sick.

Danny, who had a notion that his uncle really had some sort of right

over him, was sick and disheartened at the prospect of going back to his

old life, but he had had his liberty too long to be willing to give it

up without a struggle. He was a stout youngster; his constant exercise

as a messenger-boy kept him in good physical condition, and he made a

good resistance to his uncle's efforts to drag him away.

As he was struggling, Miss Barstow ran to him and asked, "Is this the

man you told me of--your uncle?"

"Sure; dis is de mug, and he's no good," Danny answered, as he fought.

"Let that boy go," she said to Cahill, sternly.

"Not for you," responded Cahill, surlily.

Miss Barstow stepped to where the light fell on her face, and turning to

the crowd of men, said: "Some of you must know me. I want you to make

that man let this boy go."

"It's Miss Barstow," one of the men exclaimed. Then he added, "What you

say goes down here, lady, mostly, but not in this case. Cahill has a

right to the boy's wages. He's a good man, and the kid ain't going to

get no harm by going along with him."

[Illustration: DANNY DISCOMFITS THE ASSAILANT.]

Miss Barstow's knowledge of this class taught her that the men had all

been drinking, and she knew that the situation was serious. She had

often been warned that she was in danger of just such experiences as

this, but until now had been saved from danger by the respect that the

tenement people felt for her. But these were not even tenement people of

the lowest kind. They belonged to the class of idlers who skulked about

the saloons in that neighborhood at night, and begged during the day. As

she was debating what she should do, Danny managed to trip his uncle

hard and break away from him. He ran to Miss Barstow, snatched her

umbrella from her hand, jumped between her and the man, and told her to

run. One of the half-drunken men lurched toward Danny, but suddenly

halted when Danny brought the silver head of the umbrella down on the

fellow's head with a whack. That was more than he expected, and while

they stood irresolute Danny and Miss Barstow hurried away, Danny keeping

between her and the enemy, swinging the umbrella threateningly. They

reached the elevated-road station without further molestation, and Danny

then found to his surprise that the woman who had been so brave while

there was any danger was now white and trembling, and nigh to fainting.

"It was not that I was afraid," she said, "but it shows me that there is

danger for me down there, and that I must give up my night work there."

"Why, lady," said Danny, "I taut it was a picnic; anyway it was good fun

when I cracked dat mug's nut wid dis umbrella. He'll know he was in a

fight to-morrow."

Danny went to Miss Barstow's door with her, and thought that would be

the last he would hear of the adventure. Three days later, while he was

sitting in the messenger office, a man called on him, who explained that

he was the lawyer for Miss Barstow's society which supported the

Tenement Mission. He had had Cahill and the men who had been with him

that night arrested, and Danny was wanted as a witness against them in

the Police Court.

"And now," said the lawyer, when he had explained about the arrest,

"tell me all you can about yourself, and your relations with Cahill.

Miss Barstow tells me that Cahill may have some legal right to your

wages, and if he has we want to give you another guardian. What would

you think of me as your guardian?"

Danny did not know what sort of a thing a guardian might be, and the

lawyer explained. It was Miss Barstow's wish, he added, that Danny

should have a proper legal guardian, and he would look into the matter,

and do all that was necessary to protect Danny's rights.

So it came about, after Danny had signed a lot of legal papers, and

there had been a lot of petitions and motions, that one day Danny was

told that the law had taken notice of such an unimportant little chap as

he was, and Miss Barstow's agent had become his guardian, and Uncle

Cahill had no claim on Danny's liberty or his modest little account in

the Bowery Savings-bank. Danny's comment was:

"I never taut I'd get to be such a swell mug as to have a guardeen all

by me lonely. De first ting you know I'll be runnin' for President."

FOOTNOTES:

[1] The previous articles in this series, published in HARPER'S

YOUNG PEOPLE, are "A Street-Waif's Luck," No. 792, "Danny Cahill,

Newsboy," No. 803.

[Illustration: INTERSCHOLASTIC SPORT]

The action of the Interscholastic Athletic Association in passing the

law prohibiting bicycle-races at all future in-door meetings held under

the rules of the I. S. A. A. cannot be too highly commended. It was, of

course, the logical outcome of the occurrences of the past four months,

but nevertheless the promptness with which the evil was abolished is

praiseworthy. Bicycle-races as an in-door sport should be universally

done away with. What games in the past season have not been marred by

accidents and collisions in that event? The culmination was the carrying

away of W. G. Dann in an ambulance after he had broken his collar-bone

at the Brooklyn Poly. Prep. games last March. It is to be hoped, now

that the good work has been begun, that in the near future some of the

other peculiar features of in-door meetings will receive proper

attention at the hands of the legislators. I do not believe that

Olympian Zeus--or whatever enlightened heathen god it was who invented

and fostered track athletics--ever intended that sprints and

shot-putting should be held under a roof. He surely would have drawn the

line at bicycles, had he known anything about them. He wisely preferred

the less-murderous four-horse chariot. But, to my mind, track athletics

were never intended as an in-door sport. The gymnasium is not a

hippodrome. But more of that later. Let us be thankful for one thing at

a time.

I am not opposed to what some timid people call "rough and dangerous"

sport. Football should be encouraged, by all means, although it may

justly be termed "rough and dangerous" for young men who do not know how

to play. It is not dangerous for those who do know the game and have

been trained to take part in it. Yet under no circumstances is it a

sport adaptable to evening clothes and kid gloves. If it were, we should

not care for it as we do. But bicycle-racing--and I am speaking now

essentially of in-door racing on a flat floor--is just as dangerous for

experts as it is for the ignorant and the novice. More so, perhaps; for

a novice's timidity will protect him from any attempt at riding through

an iron girder. The dim light of an armory makes it difficult for a

rider to judge angles and distances, especially when the track he is

circling is marked solely by a chalk line on a slippery floor. In an

open field, on a cinder track well rolled and well fenced, it is a very

different matter. Should a rider fall there, his injuries are limited to

a few scratches at the worst, and surgical assistance is unnecessary in

such a case. As to sprinting and putting the shot on a board floor,

these events are more incongruous than harmful. And if custom has made

them popular as in-door sports, I am willing to defer to the dictum of

Custom, until Experience shall step in and pronounce her verdict.

Another good rule adopted at this same meeting of the I. S. A. A. was

that proposed by Syme of Barnard, to prevent, when possible, two boys

from the same school starting in the same trial heat. It is,

unfortunately, not uncommon for two boys from the same school to

deliberately pocket a rival runner, especially in events like the 220,

the half-mile, and the mile. Such practices are beneath the dignity of

amateurs, and it is somewhat of a disgrace that any rule should be

required to prevent it. But if the managers were forced to recognize

this unsportsmanlike tendency on the part of even a few contestants, it

is to their credit that they adopted measures to put a stop to it.

Nothing in sport to-day is more important than to maintain a broad and

honest spirit of fair play, for without such a spirit interscholastic

athletics, and every other kind of athletics, are bound to deteriorate.

While speaking of this, I am reminded of rumors current in Brooklyn to

the effect that one of the schools in the Long Island Interscholastic

League has secured track athletes and baseball players by offering them

half tuition, and in one case free tuition, as an inducement to attend

that particular institution. This is a very ugly story, and should not

be credited unless very positive proof of its veracity can be adduced.

The only ground for the rumors, that I have been able to discover so

far, is that the individuals in question attended other schools last

year. But that fact is by no means sufficient to warrant the assertion,

or even the insinuation, that the change they made was influenced by a

financial consideration. If the report is unfounded, it is almost as

reprehensible an offence against honest sportsmanship to circulate it as

to be guilty of the dishonest practices alleged. As the matter stands

now, there is no doubt that somebody--either the school in question or

the other members of the league--is suffering under an injustice.

[Illustration: THE NEW YORK INTERSCHOLASTIC CUP.]

There are just ten days for practice left before the Interscholastics.

The many school games of the past two weeks have shown that there is

much new material in the field, and that it will not be so easy to pick

the winner of the championship as might have been supposed earlier in

the season. The struggle for supremacy promises to be more interesting

this spring than ever, and I have little doubt that several records will

be considerably bettered. Barnard, of course, will make a desperate

endeavor to carry off the honors of the day, and thus secure a full

title to the Interscholastic Cup. This school will be represented by a

strong team, which gives good promise of equalling the record of last

year's champions, although three of those 1894 point-winners are not

back this year. Of the 38 points which won the day for Barnard last

May, Rogers made 16; Simpson, 6; and Feigenspan, 1--in all 23, or almost

two-thirds of the total victorious score. Thus, if victory perches on

the Harlem banners next week, it will be due in a large measure to the

development and acquisition of new material.

At the semiannual field day of the Academic Athletic League of the

Pacific Coast, held at the Olympic Club Grounds, San Francisco, on March

16th last, the Oakland High-School and the Berkeley High-School, with 52

points each to its credit, tied for first place, and the championship

was consequently awarded to the former for having been the winner the

previous year. The struggle, as may well be imagined, was a close and

exciting one throughout, there being no event, except perhaps the shot,

hammer, and mile run, that was not hotly contested to the end. The

O.H.-S. has been the Coast champion for sixteen years past, and if

Cheek, the captain of the team, had entered this year, no doubt the

score would have been very different. Cheek is a promising all-round

athlete. In addition to vaulting and jumping he puts the shot 33 feet,

throws the hammer over 100 feet, runs the 100 in 11 seconds, gets over

the high hurdles in 17-1/2 seconds, and the low hurdles in 28 seconds.

The reason given for his non-entry into these sports is that his team

was so much stronger than that of any of the other schools in the

league, that the O.H.-S. preferred to contest the games without his aid,

and so decide the day by a few points only. This experiment proved a

most risky one. If the B.H.-S. had won the Relay race, they would have

taken the championship by the score of 55 to 48. Such a self-sacrificing

and eminently sporting spirit as Cheek's is something I have not yet

observed in the East. The rules governing the contests of the A.A.L. are

somewhat different from those of other leagues. The team of each school

is limited to seven boys, and six more are allowed to enter for the

Relay race, which counts as an extra event, and gives 10 points to the

winner, 6 points to second, and 2 to third. There is some advantage in

this limitation, but I should think that in many cases it would operate

unjustly. Nevertheless, it is a great preventer of that worst feature of

our Eastern track-athletic games--countless trial heats necessitated by

unlimited and unrestricted entries.

The high hurdles were the occasion for a hot struggle between Dawson,

O.H.-S., and Hoppin, B.H.-S. Dawson had never run the full course

before, and this was only his fifth attempt at clearing the sticks, but

he ran well and breasted the tape in 19-1/2 seconds, with Hoppin at his

heels. In the first heat of the low hurdles Hoppin won in 31-1/2

seconds. Dawson fell at the seventh, but picked himself up quickly and

finished, thus qualifying for the finals, which he won in 31-1/2

seconds, with Hoppin third. Dawson will no doubt improve greatly within

the next year, and I confidently look forward to see him smash some

Coast records. He takes the hurdles without the suggestion of an effort,

and although only 5 feet 5 inches tall, he gets in the seven steps

without any trouble. He trained for the half-mile earlier in the spring,

and so attained good endurance. Another boy with this quality strongly

developed is Hanford, the O.H.-S. sprinter. He is slow at starting, but

his endurance is such that he has been known to do 50 yards in 6-1/5

seconds on a dirt track, then walk back to the start, get on his mark

and repeat the performance; and do this again a third and fourth time.

He took the 220 in 25-1/5 seconds, without being pushed, but came in a

foot behind Lippmann, B.H.-S., in the 100 on account of his slowness in

getting away from the mark. In the field events the B.H.-S. walked away

with everything, taking all the points in the hammer and shot events.

They got first in the broad jump and pole vault, and tied for the high

jump. In the hammer, Lynch, B.H.-S. threw 104 feet and won, and was

going to try for a record, when the attention of the judges, for some

reason, was distracted by the exciting Relay race, and so Lynch lost his

chances and his rights. He is said to have done 125 feet in practice. On

the whole the day was a notable success, and the scholars of California

showed themselves sportsmen of the true stripe in the enthusiasm and

energy which characterized the occasion.

COMPARATIVE TABLE OF NEW YORK AND SAN FRANCISCO INTERSCHOLASTIC

MEETINGS.

I. S. A. A. Games at the Berkeley Oval,

New York, May 5, 1894.

Event. Winner. Performance.

100-yard dash Rogers 10-2/5 s.

220-yard dash Simpson 23-3/5 s.

120-yard hurdles Beers 16-2/5 s.

220-yard hurdles Syme 27-1/5 s.

Half-mile run Irwin-Martin 2 m. 10-1/5 s.

Mile run Veiller 5 m. 1-1/5 s.

Running high jump { Rogers } 5 ft. 9 in.

{ Baltazzi }

Running broad jump Beers 19 " 5 "

Pole vault Whitney 10 "

Putting 16-pound shot

Putting 12-pound shot Ball 39 " 1 "

Throwing 12-pound hammer Ball 110 " 3-1/2 "

A. A. L. Games at Olympic Club Grounds,

San Francisco, March 16, 1895.

Event. Winner. Performance.

100-yard dash Lippmann 10-4/5 s.

220-yard dash Hanford 25-1/5 s.

120-yard hurdles Dawson 19-1/4 s.

220-yard hurdles Dawson 31-1/2 s.

Half-mile run Russ 2 m. 20-2/5 s.

Mile run Jackson 5 m. 5-1/2 s.

Running high jump McConnell 5 ft. 3 in.

Running broad jump Lloyd 18 " 6 "

Pole vault Woolsey 9 " 2 "

Putting 16-pound shot Lloyd 32 " 8 "

Putting 12-pound shot

Throwing 12-pound hammer Lloyd 104 " 5 "

It is interesting to note the records made on this occasion, and to

place them alongside of the performances of our Eastern scholars. The

accompanying table will show that, even with almost a year's advantage

in the comparison, the Californians are behind the New-Yorkers in every

event. In many events, of course, the records of both leagues are better

than the performances made on these two specific occasions; but the

comparison goes only to show that in a contest between Eastern and

Western schools, could such a one be arranged, there would be but

little doubt this year as to the probable winners. Perhaps some day

such a meeting may be brought about. What might be called the first

step in that direction has already been taken by the California State

University team, which is coming East next month to take part in the

Intercollegiate games at Mott Haven. In a year or so the Pacific coast

schools may get up enthusiasm and enterprise enough to follow the

example of the college men and seek new laurels in the East.

It is possible that the universal interest in track and field sports,

which has so rapidly developed in the last two years, will prove harmful

to baseball and tennis. Already I have heard several complaints from

captains of nines that it is difficult to get candidates to come out and

try for positions on the team, because almost every boy who has any

ambition for athletic honors is running or jumping, or otherwise

training his muscles that he may take part in contests which offer

material reward for success. In other words, gold, silver, and bronze

medals are more tempting than a proprietary interest in a champion

pennant. If it is true that an appreciable number of boys go into track

athletics not for the sport, but for the medals, the sooner medals are

done away with the better. But it does not seem possible that this can

be so. It is more probable that baseball and tennis have been

superseded, to a certain extent, by track and field sports because of

the nature of the latter. A boy can go out and run or jump or put the

shot all by himself at almost any time of the day. But he cannot go into

an open field and play baseball with himself, nor can he go to a

tennis-court and play tennis with himself. In one case he must secure

one opponent at least, and in the other he must gather a dozen or more

companions. To be sure, these objections are not very valid in New York,

but I have no doubt the charm of individuality has tempted a good many

boys to indulge in track sports. If baseball and tennis have suffered

thereby it is all the more reason why baseball and tennis enthusiasts

should strive by every means in their power to organize good nines and

train good tennis-players--for it is an unhealthy tree that puts all

its vitality into one branch.

There is talk of changing the constitution of the New England I.S.A.A.

in order to allow scholars over twenty-one years of age to compete in

games held under the rules of that association. The subject will be

brought up for discussion and probably decided at the meeting to be held

in Boston day after to-morrow, May 2d. The motion should be

unconditionally defeated, and the constitution left unaltered. Except

for very unusual reasons, a man twenty-one years old has no business

being in school. He ought to be at work or in college. If, however, he

still lingers about the school-room, there is no reason why special laws

should be enacted for his benefit. He deserves to be discriminated

against. Besides, there are probably not more than half a dozen men of

that age in all the schools of the New England League, and these can

certainly spend their time to better advantage in studying than at

foot-racing and jumping. It is unfair to allow grown men to enter into

competition with younger men, and I earnestly hope that those who

control the policy of the N.E.I.S.A.A. will realize this, and

unceremoniously shut the men out.

At the annual in-door meeting of the New England I.S.A.A., held in

Boston last month, there were 342 entries, representing thirty

preparatory schools. This would seem to show that there is even more

interest in track athletics in Boston than there is in New York. The

result of the meeting was most satisfactory, inasmuch as five records

were broken, one was equalled, and a new record was established. The

team races were a new feature, and as rival schools were purposely

matched against one another the contests proved most interesting and

exciting. The Worcester High-School managed to retain the championship

of the Association by scoring 19 points; the Worcester Academy took

second place with 14-1/2 points. This prowess was not relished or

appreciated by the boys of the Boston schools, who are not by any means

anxious to see the pennant float over any city but the Hub; yet it has

been evident for some time that any one who wants to defeat these

Worcester school-boys will have to get up very early in the morning and

travel remarkably fast.

THE GRADUATE.

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[Illustration: Map]

This department will, so far as possible, publish maps and descriptions

of various bicycle routes in the vicinity of different important cities

in America.

The map this week is of New York city. It shows at once just what can be

done with a bicycle in New York, what are the best ways of getting out

of the city, and where the best streets for wheeling are through its

whole length. Most of the black roads are of asphalt pavement, but of

course the Riverside Drive, West Seventy-second Street, and the long

avenues above the Park, as well as those in the Park, are of macadam. It

will pay wheelmen, or boys and girls who expect to be wheelmen or

wheelwomen soon, to tear out this page and keep it for reference, for by

careful study it will show how to avoid pavement, so far as possible, in

getting from one part of the city to another.

To begin with the East Side below Fourteenth Street. The wheelman's

object must be to get to Second Avenue as directly as possible. He

should then go up Second Avenue, which is asphalted to Twenty-second

Street, turn east into Lexington, and go up the latter to Thirty-second

Street. Here is the beginning of Murray Hill, and the asphalt stops. He

has two blocks to ride on Lexington, and then turning west he has half

an avenue block uphill to Park Avenue and Thirty-fourth Street. From

here he has almost a clear asphalted or macadamized road out of New

York. He turns through to Madison Avenue on any street from Thirty-four

to Fortieth, goes down the paved hill between Forty-first and

Forty-second streets on Madison Avenue, and then keeps on the latter

till he turns through Fifty-eighth Street, crosses Fifth Avenue, and if

a dry day enters the Park, or if too soon after rain passes west up

Fifty-ninth Street.

Suppose it has rained recently. The bicycler keeps to Fifty-ninth Street

till he reaches the Boulevard at Eighth Avenue. He should then take the

right side of the Boulevard going out till he reaches Ninety-sixth

Street, when he must cross to the left side, owing to the fact that the

Boulevard is as yet only paved on the west side from here out. At 108th

Street the asphalt stops, and he must either go through that street to

the Riverside Drive or keep on the Boulevard, which from here to 125th

Street is in bad condition, awaiting asphalt pavement. If he takes the

drive he should turn east and go down a very steep but short hill on

122d Street, just opposite Grant's Tomb, into the Boulevard, and as soon

as he comes to 125th Street a long and pretty steep hill confronts him.

It is not difficult, however, if taken slowly, since the macadam is

good, and the hill a steady incline. At 154th Street, which is

asphalted, he should turn east to St. Nicholas Avenue, which is better

here than below, though the macadam is old. Keeping on St. Nicholas

Avenue he soon comes into the Boulevard again at 168th Street, which is

here called Kingsbridge Road, and is newly macadamized. By making this

slight detour at 155th Street the rider avoids going down the hill back

of Trinity Cemetery, and up another bad one on the Boulevard. If he is

going up the Hudson he should turn east at 181st Street, through a bad

two hundred yards of the latter, cross the Harlem on Washington Bridge,

(2), and turn north into Featherbed Lane. This is necessary, because the

Kingsbridge Road at the foot of the hill, which begins at 181st Street,

is in a very bad condition as far as Spuyten Duyvil.

On the west side of the city down-town it is the rider's first object to

get to Eighth Avenue as directly as possible. He then has a clear course

out. Starting from the Grand Central Station, a good seven-mile ride is

to go, as already described, up the Boulevard to 106th Street, then

turn east to the Park, and come back to the Plaza. On a dry day one of

the most beautiful, perhaps _the_ most beautiful, ten-mile ride in

America is from the Grand Central, as described, to the Plaza, thence

through the Park to West Seventy-second Street to Riverside Drive, by

Grant's Tomb to Claremont, at the end of the Drive, and back, turning

east through 108th Street to Boulevard to 106th Street, thence east to

the Park, and so down.

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This department is conducted in the interest of Girls and Young

Women, and the Editor will be pleased to answer any question on

the subject so far as possible. Correspondents should address

Editor.

While we are discussing our favorite books, I want to tell you something

about the treasury of rich and rare literature which you and I and

everybody may be free of in opening the covers of our Bibles.

Is it your habit, dear child, to read a few verses or a chapter of the

best of books every day, perhaps before you leave your room in the

morning, or before you go to bed at night? Have you your very own Bible,

and do you keep it in your room, and just where you can easily put your

hand upon it? Each of us should have her own Bible, for this is not a

book to share with others. If we are studying a foreign language we

should have, in addition to our English Bible, a French or German or

Italian Bible, a Bible in the language we are trying to learn, and by

reading in it every day we will greatly add to our vocabulary, and find

ourselves rapidly growing used to the looks and sounds of the most

familiar words.

No single book in the world has so many interesting features as the

Bible, partly because it is a library or collection of books in itself,

written by many different authors, in different periods of the world.

The Old Testament, which some people neglect, is full of the most

exciting and beautiful stories. There is the story of Job, one of the

very oldest in literature, telling how this "man in the land of Uz had

seven thousand sheep, and three thousand camels, and five hundred yoke

of oxen, and a very great household, and was the greatest of all the men

of the East." By a series of calamities, robbers, fires, earthquakes,

and cyclones, Job lost all his wealth, in the twinkling of an eye; and

then follow a wonderful series of chapters in which he and his three

friends and the Lord God, "out of a whirlwind," discuss the situation.

There are the stories of David and Saul, of David and Goliath, of David

and Jonathan, of David and Absalom; indeed the whole history of David is

a succession of amazing stories most splendidly told. Coming down from

David are the stories of Solomon and the great temple he built, "a

mountain of snow and gold"; and then we have the narratives of Nehemiah

and Ezra; of Daniel and his wonderful life; of the three friends who

were thrown into a fiery furnace, but stepped out unhurt; of many others

whom I cannot mention here. Long before David's days we find the

beautiful story of Ruth; and we have the story of little Samuel, and of

Samuel grown to be a man and a prophet. We have in the old Testament the

histories of Elijah and of Elisha, of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

I simply cannot endure the thought that any of my girls are to be

ignorant of the charm of the Old Testament. I want them to feel as I do

about the "mountains of Gilboa," and the "dew of Hermon," and the

fastnesses of Moab; I want them to know Edom and Philistia and Salem and

Tyre and Sidon and the cedars of Lebanon. And I _don't_ want them ever

to go fumbling and stumbling around through the Bible, not knowing where

to find their places, peering about after Second Kings in Deuteronomy,

and looking for the Psalms and the Proverbs away over in Malachi. Learn

the order of the books, my dears, and fix it in your minds by often

reading the Bible, just as you would read any other book, only with the

feeling that it will give you an amount of pleasure and profit that no

other book can. There are, of course, many books based upon the Bible,

and among them are such volumes as _Bible Stories for the Young_,

published by Harper & Brothers, a very attractive little book to lie

beside your Bible.

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WISER THAN A WIZARD.

A Rare Combination of Natural History, Folk-lore, Charade, and Riddle,

with Prizes to those who Unravel Most of the Forty Queer Questions.

Once there lived a very wicked King, a brother of the original

Bluebeard. (1) He had an only daughter called Minnehaha. (2) She was a

very obedient girl in every respect save one--she would not hearken to

the suit of Harry Hotspur, (3) whom her father had determined she must

marry. Continuing in her refusal, her father threatened to imprison her

in the Plenty Perplexing Puzzle Palace, known as the Four Pi's, (4) the

residence of the English Merlin. (5) Finally a compromise was

effected--the princess was to marry that man, be he prince or beggar,

who should present a query to the King's Wizard which he could not

answer. If, however, the Wizard did answer correctly, the propounder of

the query was to lose his head.

All the details being fixed, a band of naturalists on their way to the

Island of the Moon (6) stopped to try their fortunes. In turn they asked

for the edible English philosopher, (7) the species of mollusk that is

used in all printing-offices, (8) the bird that is always in evening

dress, (9) the bird (10) that sometimes brings corns on your feet, the

animal that cannot say no, (11) the insect that fills the new Boston

Public Library to the number of many thousands, (12) and the fish (13)

that everybody seeks after. As the Wizard replied to all correctly, he

chopped off the heads of the questioners. Then Dick the Scholar (14)

arrived, and demanded the Story of Molorchos. (15) As soon as the story

had been related, Dick's head followed the others into the basket. Next

came the Knight of the Lions, (16) singing:

"A hundred and fifty if rightly applied

To a place where the living did once all abide--

Or a consonant joined to a sweet-singing bird--

Will give you a name that you've oftentimes heard.

Which 'mong your friends at least one person owns;

It's a rival of Grey, and as common as Jones." (17)

The Wizard was wise.

A quartet of historians now made their appearance; they asked,

respectively, for the statesman (18) who has always been a thorn in the

side of Americans; the Colonial general (19) who might have been used to

close the Revolution; the American poet (20)whose mouth was larger than

his head; and the New England doctor (21) for which the city of

Philadelphia is famed.

Once more the King's agent triumphed. Next came the most learned (22) of

all the Romans, who asked for Molly Maguires. (23) "You are only fit to

wear a steeple-crowned hat," (24) said the wise man when he had given

the required explanation, "but I will be lenient with you."

Just now a beautiful song is heard. It is sung by the Prince of the Ode,

(25) and it runs as follows:

"My first makes all Nature appear with one face,

At my second are music, beauty, and grace;

And if this charade you cannot e'er guess,--

Throwing my whole at your head,-- I'll take the princess." (26)

But he didn't. The princess remained for another. A poor knight from the

Land of Cakes (27) inquired for Tom of Lincoln, (28) but he did not live

long enough to use the information when it was given him. An arrogant

fellow who imagined the princess was his, said, "Tell me, if you can, to

whom did the flying tapestry belong?" (29) That was the last question

this man ever propounded. A tall minstrel, who reminded one of the Snow

King, (30) presented this:

"My first we oft lend to each other in turn,

To borrow it would be exceedingly droll;

My next near my first you may often discern.

In my first too, alas! you perhaps find my whole." (31)

"Tell me where I can find the Key of Russia?" (32) inquired a bold

adventurer. The Wizard told him, and, brave as he was, he lost his head

completely.

"I am here to seek the First Gentleman of Europe," (33) said a young

gallant. "You are on the road to him," rejoined the Wizard.

A jolly old chap, who resembled the King (34) noted for his penmanship,

walking up slowly, shouted:

"What insects (35) does everybody sleep on?"

The princess was yet to be won.

Jack-amend-all (36) then said, "Who was the first Lady Magistrate?" (37)

After poor Jack was despatched, there came up the citizen (38) of New

Jersey who laid plans to kill King George III., but fired some British

naval stores instead. He said this business of trying to get the

princess was coming to be so hazardous that, old as he was, he would

have to be allowed to ask four questions or none at all. The Wizard

agreed readily.

"Who (39) made the first use of steam-power in printing?" he asked, and

the Wizard answered promptly.

"In what city (40) was the first republican government in America

established?" The Wizard again answered promptly.

The man began to look grave. Half his chances were gone. Summoning

courage, he propounded this: "The name of the wife (41) of an English

admiral who tried to get state secrets from an American gentleman by

arranging some social games of whist." The Wizard related the incident,

with names of all parties, without an instant's hesitation. The sweat

began to start on the man's face. Only one chance remained. "Name the

prince, (42) afterwards king of England," said he, desperately, "whose

wife sucked the poison from his arm when he had a narrow escape from

assassination while on his way home from a Crusade."

The Wizard named the prince and finished the Jerseyman in the same

breath.

After that he was without a job for a time. The princess's conditions

seemed so hard that, unless she modified them, she was likely, as the

Wizard expressed it, "to die an old maid." He was about to give the

princess up to that fate when Queen Dick (43) entered.

"Where do you come from?"

"From Frisco." (44)

"What do you want?"

"To win the Princess Minnehaha. Answer this:

"T U A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A." (45)

"Well, what is it, anyhow?" asked the Wizard.

"Something that you'll find very prominently printed in a book that you

and most other people own," replied the suitor.

"Are the letters printed in the book in this form?" inquired the Wizard,

getting a bit scared, and trying to gain time.

"In this style and order, yes; but there are other letters and words

between them. Come, shall I have the princess?"

The Wizard took five minutes, and gave it up. Dick won the princess, and

in the bounteousness of his heart invited all the Knights and Ladies of

the Round Table to visit him and see who was wiser than the Wizard.

* * * * *

It is needless to say where you can find answers to the foregoing

questions. Of course those that demand animals' names have plays upon

either the meaning or pronunciation of those names. The nicknames were

once generally applied. Where names of persons are wanted there is, as

you scarcely need be told, a double meaning to those names, as, General

Wool--were the name used--might be referred to as the soldier that

everybody wears in winter, etc. The verses are riddles--and very clever

ones. In questions 1, 2, 4, 32, 44, etc., explain briefly the meaning or

origin of the numbered word or words. All who have not passed their 18th

birthday are asked to send an answer. Grown people may help you find

solutions. Make a list of the questions by numbers, giving each a line

and writing one below the other. Do _not_ write out the story. Fasten

your sheets together. Write your name at the top of the first sheet.

Mail answers on May 10, to HARPER'S ROUND TABLE, New York--no other

address is needed--and put the words Puzzle Answer in the lower

left-hand corner of the envelope. Answers, with prize awards, will be

announced as early as possible, and the prizes forwarded at once.

The prizes are: To the best, $10 in money, and $15, also in money,

divided among a few other best solvers. Excellence consists in correct

answers and correct spelling, but does not refer to penmanship.

Lost Diamond Prize Awards.

The "Lost Diamond" puzzle proved an ideal contest. It was a trifle

difficult, to be sure, but it had so much information in it that nobody

who failed of a prize had his or her labor for naught. One solver, who

lives in Pennsylvania, found all the answers save one, and got the first

prize of $10 as his reward. His name is James L. Pequignot. A Minnesota

solver secured the second prize, which in this case is made $3. His name

is Eugene T. Hawkins. The balance of the prize money is divided among

the following eight contestants, $1.50 to each: Saida N. and Frank T.

Hallett, of Rhode Island; John Morton Espey and Elizabeth R. McIlvaine,

of Pennsylvania; Helen E. Allis, Junius Browne, and Russell M. King, of

New York, and J. Lawrence Hyde, of the District of Columbia.

A wide range was allowed in the answers. Indeed, any answer was accepted

that could be found in the story, and for which authority was furnished

or could be found. All were treated alike in this, and the contest

rendered slightly easier for all. Here are answers by numbers:

1. Grammar, logic, rhetoric, arithmetic, geometry, astronomy, and music.

2. Charles Farrar Browne (Artemus Ward). 3. School; academy. 4. Edmund

March Blunt. 5. Robert Burns. 6. "Do Nothing;" Louis Fifth. 7. Eliza

Cook. 8. On the Threshold. 9. George Gale. 10. Peter Bang. 11. Andrew

Bell. 12. Red tape. 13. Alice French (Octave Thanet). 14. Adolphus

Washington Green. 15. Frank Beard. 16. Elizabeth Barrett Browning. 17.

Skin and bone; William Mahone. 18. Cat; _Macbeth_, act i., scene 7. 19.

Allan Woodcourt; _Bleak House_. 20. Elias Howe. 21. Balls; from the coat

of arms of the Medici family, the money loaners of Florence; origin of

the three gilt balls over a pawnbroker's shop. 22. John Knox. 23. The

Hermit of Niagara Falls; drowned while bathing, June, 1831. 24. Private

theatricals. 25. Harriet Beecher Stowe. 20. Josiah Gilbert Holland. 27.

Helen Hunt Jackson; vicinity of Manitou, Col. 28. Basket; _Merry Wives

of Windsor_, act iii., scene 3; Sir John Falstaff. 20. Elizabeth. 30.

Steppes. 31. Thomas Hood. 32. Cape. 33. Task; William Cowper. 34.

Gilbert White. 35. Roger Long. 36. Thomas Day. 37. Francis Scott Key.

38. Lucy Stone. 39. Mary Berry. 40. Joanna Koerton Bloch. 41. William

Black. 42. James Rains. 43. _House of Seven Gables_, by Nathaniel

Hawthorne. 44. Edward Bird. 45. Captain Robert Gray. 46. William and

Mary, Williamsburgh, Va., 1693. 47. Salmon P. Chase. 48. Carpet; apple.

40. Mr. Smuggins; _Sketches by Boz_. 50. A Roundabout Journey; Charles

Dudley Warner. 51. Sir Thomas More: _Utopia_; statement made by Erasmus:

also said to be _A Tale of a Tub_, by Jonathan Swift. 52. Ridgway

Knight. 53. John Bright; Robert Peel.

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SOMERSET EAST, CAPE COLONY, SOUTH AFRICA.

I am going to tell you about Somerset East, the South African town

in which I live. It is snugly situated at the foot of a large and

pretty mountain called the Bush-berg. There are a good many kloofs

or deep ravines in it which are filled with bushes. The mountain

is a very fine place for picnicking. At the top of each kloof

there is a steep precipice, over which there is a small waterfall.

The town is supplied by the water of one of these kloofs. It is

conducted by pipes to the town. At one time the mountain was

inhabited by leopards, but they have been driven away. There are a

good many bucks and monkeys which live in the kloofs.

I should have told you at first that this mountain lies to the

north of the town. To the south is the Fish River. It is only a

small river, and has hardly any water in it except in the rainy

season. Now that I have told you something about Somerset East, I

will tell you something about myself. I am fourteen years of age.

My chief sports are playing football and cricket. I am also very

fond of shooting, fishing, and swimming. I am also greatly

interested in collecting stamps. I have a good many varieties in

an album, and would be very glad to exchange stamps with any one

who would write to me.

GEORGE D. CHAPLIN.

Please tell us about your fruits, and at what season of the year they

are ripe. Also about plants, flowers, and birds common with you.

Round Table Chapters.

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No. 679.--The Will Carleton, of Downsville, Wis. John Cassidy,

Downsville.

No. 680.--The Captain Charles King Chapter, of St. Louis, Mo. It is an

international corresponding Chapter, and would like members from all

foreign countries, especially from India, the West Indies, Japan, China,

and Africa. The initiation is a coin or stamp that equals five cents in

United States money. Dues are five cents for three months, in advance.

It would like to enroll Captain Charles King as an honorary member, with

his consent. The president is Henrietta B. Walker, of Hendersonville,

N. C. Walter Kruckman is vice-president, and Arnold Kruckman is

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Richman.

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UNCLE SILAS'S ENCOUNTER WITH THE EVIL ONE.

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Jocko makes a bolt for the woods to escape a cruel master.

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Finds a nice box which is just the place to hide in;

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But soon discovers his mistake, to the delight of Uncle Silas, who finds

his trap sprung,

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And bags what he thinks a fine buck rabbit.

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Visions of a savory stew present themselves as he takes poor Jocko

homewards,

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Which are about to be realized, when Jocko

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Makes a second bolt for liberty,

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And so did Silas and Chloe.

CONSOLATION.

MAMIE (_crying_). "Oh, Tommie, my doll fell in the fire and got all

burnt up! The prettiest one I had, too!"

TOMMIE (_just in from school_). "Don't cry, Mamie. Philosophy says

matter can't be destroyed. Your doll is here yet, only it's not in the

same form."

PAINTED TO MATCH.

"Our library is a lovely room," said Robbie. "It's painted green."

"That's to match your papa, I guess," said Fred. "My papa says he's the

greenest man he knows."

A NEW BUSINESS.

"What does your daddy do for a living?" asked Benny, whose father is an

author.

"He's a stockbroker," said Johnny. "What's yours?"

"He's a pen-wiggler," said Benny.

MOLLIE'S APPEAL.

"I do wish you'd read to me, grandmamma," said Mollie. "I don't care

much for the stories, but your voice is sweeter'n merlasses."

A WISH.

I wish I lived in Topsytown,

Where things are always upside down;

I'd love it much, for then, you see,

Too much mince pie'd be good for me.

WALLIE'S JOKE.

"Just see that baby putting that little iron car in his mouth. What do

you suppose he thinks it is?" asked the visitor.

"Guess he's heard it's a chew-chew car," said Wallie.

THE TROUBLE.

"I hate a sore throat," said little Jack. "They're very nice to keep you

home from school, but they're horrid when you come to swallow buckwheat

cakes."

"Well, Jimmieboy, I see your papa has put you in a book."

"He tried to," returned Jimmieboy, "but I guess he didn't get me all in.

I'm too big."

AN EXPLANATION.

"I wonder why it is that most little boys don't want to go to bed when

the time comes?" said Mr. Simpkins.

"Guess it's because they don't know enough," said Willie. "Now I like to

go to bed because I go right to sleep, and I have heaps of fun dreaming

I'm a pirate or a giant killer--and it's safe as a church, because even

if you get killed you're alive again in time for breakfast."

GETTING AT THE FIGURES.

Jimmieboy is studying arithmetic, and has done very well so far. The

other day his father took him in his lap, and giving him a squeeze,

said, "Dear little boy, you don't know how much I love you."

"Yes, I do," said Jimmieboy; "I love you $2,000,000 worth. You weigh

three times as much as I do, so you love me three times as much as I do

you. That's $6,000,000 worth."

End of Project Gutenberg's Harper's Round Table, April 30, 1895, by Various