Cap'n Bill suspected that these remarks were addressed to him, but he
couldn't move just then because the seat was across him, and a boy and
girl were sprawling on the seat. As the Magic Umbrella was now as
motionless as any ordinary umbrella might be, Button-Bright first
released the catch and closed it up, after which he unhooked the crooked
handle from the rope and rose to his feet. Trot had managed by this time
to stand up and she pulled the board off from Cap'n Bill. All this time
the shrill, excited voice was loudly complaining because the sailor was
on his feet, and Trot looked to see who was making the protest, while
Cap'n Bill rolled over and got on his hands and knees so he could pull
his meat leg and his wooden leg into an upright position, which wasn't a
very easy thing to do.
Button-Bright and Trot were staring with all their might at the queerest
person they had ever seen. They decided it must be a man, because he
had two long legs, a body as round as a ball, a neck like an ostrich and
a comical little head set on the top of it. But the most curious thing
about him was his skin, which was of a lovely sky-blue tint. His eyes
were also sky-blue, and his hair, which was trained straight up and
ended in a curl at the top of his head, was likewise blue in color and
matched his skin and his eyes. He wore tight-fitting clothes made of
sky-blue silk, with a broad blue ruffle around his long neck, and on his
breast glittered a magnificent jewel in the form of a star, set with
splendid blue stones.
If the blue man astonished the travelers they were no less surprised by
his surroundings, for look where they might, everything they beheld was
of the same blue color as the sky above. They seemed to have landed in a
large garden, surrounded by a high wall of blue stone. The trees were
all blue, the grass was blue, the flowers were blue and even the pebbles
in the paths were blue. There were many handsomely carved benches and
seats of blue wood scattered about the garden, and near them stood a
fountain, made of blue marble, which shot lovely sprays of blue water
into the blue air.
But the angry inhabitant of this blue place would not permit them to
look around them in peace, for as soon as Cap'n Bill rolled off his toes
he began dancing around in an excited way and saying very disrespectful
things of his visitors.
"You brutes! you apes! you miserable white-skinned creatures! How dare
you come into my garden and knock me on the head with that awful basket
and then fall on my toes and cause me pain and suffering? How dare you,
I say? Don't you know you will be punished for your impudence? Don't you
know the Boolooroo of the Blues will have revenge? I can have you
patched for this insult, and I will--just as sure as I'm the Royal
Boolooroo of Sky Island!"
"Oh, is this Sky Island, then?" asked Trot.
"Of course it's Sky Island. What else could it be? And I'm its
Ruler--its King--its sole Royal Potentate and Dictator. Behold in the
Personage you have injured the Mighty Quitey Righty Boolooroo of the
Blues!" Here he strutted around in a very pompous manner and wagged his
little head contemptuously at them.
"Glad to meet you, sir," said Cap'n Bill. "I allus had a likin' for
kings, bein' as they're summat unusual. Please 'scuse me for a-sittin'
on your royal toes, not knowin' as your toes were there."
"I won't excuse you!" roared the Boolooroo. "But I'll punish you. You
may depend upon that."
"Seems to me," said Trot, "you're actin' rather imperlite to strangers.
If anyone comes to our country to visit us, we always treat 'em decent."
"_Your_ country!" exclaimed the Boolooroo, looking at them more
carefully and seeming interested in their appearance. "Where in the Sky
did you come from, then, and where is your country located?"
"We live on the Earth, when we're at home," replied the girl.
"The Earth? Nonsense! I've heard of the Earth, my child, but it isn't
inhabited. No one can live there because it's just a round, cold, barren
ball of mud and water," declared the Blueskin.
"Oh, you're wrong about that," said Button-Bright.
"You surely are," added Cap'n Bill.
"Why, we live there ourselves," cried Trot.
"I don't believe it. I believe you are living in Sky Island, where you
have no right to be, with your horrid white skins. And you've intruded
into the private garden of the palace of the Greatly Stately Irately
Boolooroo, which is a criminal offense; and you've bumped my head with
your basket and smashed my toes with your boards and bodies, which is a
crime unparalleled in all the history of Sky Island! Aren't you sorry
for yourselves?"
"I'm sorry for you," replied Trot, "'cause you don't seem to know the
proper way to treat visitors. But we won't stay long. We'll go home,
pretty soon."
"Not until you have been punished!" exclaimed the Boolooroo, sternly.
"You are my prisoners."
"Beg parding, your Majesty," said Cap'n Bill, "but you're takin' a good
deal for granted. We've tried to be friendly an' peaceable, an' we've
'poligized for hurtin' you; but if that don't satisfy you, you'll have
to make the most of it. You may be the Boolooroo of the Blues, but you
ain't even a tin whistle to us, an' you can't skeer us for half a
minute. I'm an ol' man, myself, but if you don't behave I'll spank you
like I would a baby, an' it won't be any trouble at all to do it,
thank'e. As a matter o' fact, we've captured your whole bloomin' blue
island, but we don't like the place very much, and I guess we'll give it
back. It gives us the blues--don't it, Trot?--so as soon as we eat a
bite o' lunch from our basket we'll sail away again."
"Sail away? How?" asked the Boolooroo.
"With the Magic Umbrel," said Cap'n Bill, pointing to the umbrella that
Button-Bright was holding underneath his arm.
"Oh, ho! I see--I see," said the Boolooroo, nodding his funny head. "Go
ahead, then, and eat your lunch."
He retreated a little way to a marble seat beside the fountain, but
watched the strangers carefully. Cap'n Bill, feeling sure he had won the
argument, whispered to the boy and girl that they must eat and get away
as soon as possible, as this might prove a dangerous country for them to
remain in. Trot longed to see more of the strange blue island, and
especially wanted to explore the magnificent blue palace that adjoined
the garden, and which had six hundred tall towers and turrets; but she
felt that her old friend was wise in advising them to get away quickly.
So she opened the basket and they all three sat in a row on a stone
bench and began to eat sandwiches and cake and pickles and cheese and
all the good things that were packed in the lunch basket.
They were hungry from the long ride, and while they ate they kept their
eyes busily employed in examining all the queer things around them. The
Boolooroo seemed quite the queerest of anything, and Trot noticed that
when he pulled the long curl that stuck up from the top of his head a
bell tinkled somewhere in the palace. He next pulled at the bottom of
his right ear, and another far-away bell tinkled; then he touched the
end of his nose and still another bell was faintly heard. The Boolooroo
said not a word while he was ringing the bells, and Trot wondered if
that was the way he amused himself. But now the frown died away from his
face and was replaced by a look of satisfaction.
"Have you nearly finished?" he inquired.
"No," said Trot; "we've got to eat our apples yet."
"Apples--apples? What are apples?" he asked.
Trot took some from the basket.
"Have one?" she said. "They're awful good."
The Boolooroo advanced a step and took the apple, which he regarded with
much curiosity.
"Guess they don't grow anywhere but on the Earth," remarked Cap'n Bill.
"Are they good to eat?" asked the Boolooroo.
"Try it and see," answered Trot, biting into an apple herself.
The Blueskin sat down on the end of their bench, next to Button-Bright,
and began to eat his apple. He seemed to like it, for he finished it in
a hurry, and when it was gone he picked up the Magic Umbrella.
"Let that alone!" said Button-Bright, making a grab for it. But the
Boolooroo jerked it away in an instant and standing up he held the
umbrella behind him and laughed aloud.
"Now, then," said he, "you can't get away until I'm willing to let you
go. You are my prisoners."
"I guess not," returned Cap'n Bill, and reaching out one of his long
arms, the sailorman suddenly grasped the Boolooroo around his long, thin
neck and shook him until his whole body fluttered like a flag.
"Drop that umbrel--drop it!" yelled Cap'n Bill, and the Boolooroo
quickly obeyed. The Magic Umbrella fell to the ground and Button-Bright
promptly seized it. Then the sailor let go his hold and the King
staggered to a seat, choking and coughing to get his breath back.
"I told you to let things alone," growled Cap'n Bill. "If you don't
behave, your Majesty, this Blue Island'll have to get another
Boolooroo."
"Why?" asked the Blueskin.
"Because I'll prob'ly spoil you for a king, an' mebbe for anything else.
Anyhow, you'll get badly damaged if you try to interfere with us--an'
that's a fact."
"Don't kill him, Cap'n Bill," said Trot, cheerfully.
"Kill me? Why, he couldn't do that," observed the King, who was trying
to rearrange the ruffle around his neck. "Nothing can kill me."
"Why not?" asked Cap'n Bill.
"Because I haven't lived my six hundred years yet. Perhaps you don't
know that every Blueskin in Sky Island lives exactly six hundred years
from the time he is born."
"No; I didn't know that," admitted the sailor.
"It's a fact," said the King. "Nothing can kill us until we've lived to
the last day of our appointed lives. When the final minute is up, we
die; but we're obliged to live all of the six hundred years, whether we
want to or not. So you needn't think of trying to kill anybody on Sky
Island. It can't be done."
"Never mind," said Cap'n Bill. "I'm no murderer, thank goodness, and I
wouldn't kill you if I could--much as you deserve it."
"But isn't six hundred years an awful long time to live?" questioned
Trot.
"It seems like it, at first," replied the King, "but I notice that
whenever any of my subjects get near the end of their six hundred, they
grow nervous and say the life is altogether too short."
"How long have you lived?" asked Button-Bright.
The King coughed again and turned a bit bluer.
"That is considered an impertinent question in Sky Island," he
answered; "but I will say that every Boolooroo is elected to reign three
hundred years, and I've reigned not quite--ahem!--two hundred."
"Are your kings elected, then?" asked Cap'n Bill.
"Yes, of course; this is a Republic, you know. The people elect all
their officers, from the King down. Every man and every woman is a
voter. The Boolooroo tells them whom to vote for, and if they don't obey
they are severely punished. It's a fine system of government, and the
only thing I object to is electing the Boolooroo for only three hundred
years. It ought to be for life. My successor has already been elected,
but he can't reign for a hundred years to come."
"I think three hundred years is plenty long enough," said Trot. "It
gives some one else a chance to rule, an' I wouldn't be s'prised if the
next king is a better one. Seems to me you're not much of a Boolooroo."
"That," replied the King, indignantly, "is a matter of opinion. I like
myself very much, but I can't expect you to like me, because you're
deformed and ignorant."
"I'm not!" cried Trot.
"Yes, you are. Your legs are too short and your neck is nothing at all.
Your color is most peculiar, but there isn't a shade of blue about any
of you, except the deep blue color of the clothes the old ape that
choked me wears. Also, you are ignorant, because you know nothing of Sky
Island, which is the Center of the Universe and the only place anyone
would care to live."
"Don't listen to him, Trot," said Button-Bright; "he's an ignorant
himself."
Cap'n Bill packed up the lunch basket. One end of the rope was still
tied to the handle of the basket and the other end to his swing seat,
which lay on the ground before them.
"Well," said he, "let's go home. We've seen enough of this Blue Country
and its Blue Boolooroo, I guess, an' it's a long journey back again."
"All right," agreed Trot, jumping up.
Button-Bright stood on the bench and held up the Magic Umbrella, so he
could open it, and the sailor had just attached the ropes when a thin
blue line shot out from behind them and in a twinkling wound itself
around the umbrella. At the same instant another blue cord wound itself
around the boy's body, and others caught Trot and Cap'n Bill in their
coils, so that all had their arms pinned fast to their sides and found
themselves absolutely helpless.
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THE SIX SNUBNOSED PRINCESSES