I can assure you that I had no idea of treating Russia with disrespect.

I was not born at the time of the Crimean War, and know nothing

whatever of the battles of the Alma, Inkermann, and Balaclava.

I really only require breakfast, and have no intention of sketching the

walls of that fortress.

I was asking the waiter to clean my boots, and not for information

concerning the strength of the garrison.

I was not aware that the place had been declared a naval port, and was

therefore sacred from foreign invasion.

As a matter of fact, I was not searching for torpedoes, but only taking

a sea bath.

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