PUNCH TO THE RUGBY UNION.

["Professionalism is illegal."--_First "New Law" adopted by the Rugby

Union for the control of Rugby Football._]

ROWLAND HILL, and gentlemen all,

Thanks for your efforts to "keep up the ball"

Out of the Moneygrub's sordid slime!

"Professionalism" and "Broken Time"

Wanted the touch of a vigorous hand

To keep the Amateur Football Band

From the greedy clutch of the spirit of trade

And speculation, alas! arrayed

In spoil-sport fashion against true sport,

On turf and river, in course and court.

Keep it up, gentlemen! Let not the shame

Of money-greed mar one more grand English game!

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"THE NEW WOMAN" AT THE LYCEUM, _i.e._, Mrs. PATRICK CAMPBELL as

_Romeo-Robertson's Juliet_. Heartily can we "pat CAMPBELL" on her

delicate shoulder for her rendering of her share in the "Balcony

Scene." That "The CAMPBELLS are coming" we all know; but whether

this particular CAMPBELL, "of that ilk," has yet "arrived" is the

question on which we shall have more to say "in our next." Scenically,

satisfactory. Dramatically, doubtful.

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